lol Dimmu Borgir
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its not evil to get married. poser lol. i would of never guests this though
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New Batman rules
I dont think I would go for a woman ten years older than me
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Yea. It's going to be hard for this band to retain any shreds of credibility they still haven't lost. Their logo is a pentagram and last time I checked marriages happened in churches youdig
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being married is neither kvlt or gr1m.
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music video for "Sacrilegious Scorn" destroys any and all respect that they might receive
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this is just all kinds of gross. terrible 'black metal' band, marriage, ten year gap, 17 year old son, nicholas cage, some irrelevant semi-celebrity's band - talk about a clusterfuck
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I would laugh at this marriage, but anything is better than Nicolas Cage.
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hey, he's really good in lord of war. and the weather man
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yea he was boss in adaptation and matchstick men
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I don't get why you guys are being such cunts about this.
Happy wedding to the couple.
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Isnt that the kid who fronts a black metal band?. Cage must be so happy about his stepdads influence.
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do they even speak the same language?
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Errr I'm pretty sure all the Norwegians learn English
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[quote="Altmer"]I don't get why you guys are being such cunts about this.[/quote]
that's ok, we don't get why you aren't
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LOLThis Message Edited On 07.22.08
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being married is neither kvlt or gr1m.
+1
His wife's face will scare little children. His face..... not so scary, sorry Dummy Burger.
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I don't get why you guys are being such cunts about this.
Thank you! Congrats!
Now on to a serious question. Does Nicholas Cage listen to Dimmu Borgir?
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Does Nicholas Cage listen to Dimmu Borgir?
Duh.
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I hope the write their own vows...
"Christina.... do you promise to...
SHARE MY SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
This Message Edited On 07.22.08
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^^^^ AHHH hahahaha!
Nick Cage's son reminds me of a gay Nathan Explosion.
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lmao
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Way to go for a Christian ceremony in a church Mr. 'Ultimate Black Metal Satan Man'.
Band credibility -100 (more)
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F*CK credibility i'll still listen to them cause i dig the music. anyways they are just becoming the next trend in bands to hate
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Way to go for a Christian ceremony in a church Mr. 'Ultimate Black Metal Satan Man'.
You do realize that marriage isn't strictly a Christian ceremony, much less a religious one. Get your facts straight. Really this isn't a big deal. A bunch of morons will probably say that this isn't "cult" or whatever, but all this shows is that the morons like the ones replying to this news are the only ones that care about that ****. Not to mention that almost every musician involved in the early Norwegian black metal scene is married with kids.
I think the more humorous news is that Nicholas Cage's son is in a black metal band.
This Message Edited On 07.22.08
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being married is neither kvlt or gr1m.
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kvlt or gr1m
kvlt nor gr1m
Fixed. 
This Message Edited On 07.22.08
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Way to go for a Christian ceremony in a church Mr. 'Ultimate Black Metal Satan Man'.
Ummmmmmmm you do realize that he's just putting on a show, right?
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nicholas cage procreated lol
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You guys are adorable. Big bad metalheads sounds just like TMZ devotees. Christ, at their silliest moments, Demon Burger have more dignity than this.
It's even funnier for me when I read all these posts imagining a lisp in your voices.This Message Edited On 07.23.08
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Yes I do realise he is putting on a show, I was being sarcastic, and I do realise that you can have marriage ceremonies that aren't christian. Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the intenet.
I don't take black metal seriously and I don't even like Dimmu that much.This Message Edited On 07.23.08This Message Edited On 07.23.08
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You guys are adorable. Big bad metalheads sounds just like TMZ devotees. Christ, at their silliest moments, Demon Burger have more dignity than this.
It's even funnier for me when I read all these posts imagining a lisp in your voices.
Do you ever post anything worthwhile or are all your posts simply made to make yourself feel better about your tiny private parts?
I'm happy for you that you get to feel superior to anonymous people over the internet. This Message Edited On 07.23.08
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[quote="Steerpike"]You guys are adorable. Big bad metalheads sounds just like TMZ devotees. Christ, at their silliest moments, Demon Burger have more dignity than this.
It's even funnier for me when I read all these posts imagining a lisp in your voices.
This Message Edited On 07.23.08[/quote]
yeah, but it's not nearly as funny as knowing you had to type that with one hand because your dad asked for a handjob
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hey, he's really good in lord of war.
The only good moment in Lord of War was watching Jared Leto die the death he deserves.
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We need celebreity death match back so that we can watch Nicholas Cage fuck up Shagrath. I actually don't know whose overall career is more depressing.
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wait! Nicholas cage was in Con Air! Shagrath wins, I changed my mind! And plus, Puritanical owns Face/Off.
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That's pure black metal!
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How does Shagrath's marriage have an impact on Dimmu Borgir's music? At all? They lose (more) credibility because their singer is getting married? Varg is married. Ihsahn is married. I don't see anyone bitching about them tying the knot, much less the music they play.This Message Edited On 07.28.08
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I hope the write their own vows...
"Christina.... do you promise to...
SHARE MY SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
LMAO!!! I just got introduced to Dimmu Borgir and I freaking love them!!! I really don't think marriage has anything to do with his/the band's credibility. Although I am quite jealous of her >=[ hehehe
haha - Nicholas Cage....lol
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