Afroman has stooped as low as performing with ICP?
Now that's what I call a one hit wonder!
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once again, no one cares. Juggalos are still a waste of oxygen.
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Man, I like Afroman.
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Afroman is a far better rapper than either member of ICP.
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Agreed^
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Because I Got High was a really funny song. I loved it.
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[quote="Smileyface"]Afroman has stooped as low as performing with ICP?
Now that's what I call a one hit wonder![/quote]
Maybe he wanted to, ever think of that?
Maybe he enjoys playing music no matter what the crowd?
Maybe Violent J bought him some really good herb?
Or maybe he was impressed by how much ICP love performing music and the dedication of their fans?
Plenty of famous acts have performed at the GOTJ. Charlie Murphy was at the 2005 gathering.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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If Icp gave me good herb I'd play at their show.
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Maybe he wanted to, ever think of that?
I want to pee in your butt.
Maybe he enjoys playing music no matter what the crowd?
I want to pee in your butt.
Maybe Violent J brought him some really good herb?
I want to pee in your butt.
Or maybe he was impressed by how much ICP love performing music and the dedication of their fans?
I want to pee in your butt.
juggalonews
I want to pee in your butt.
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Afroman is a far better rapper than either member of ICP. QFT. But then again, Soldja Boy is a far better rapper than either member of ICP.
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I want to pee in every juggalos butt, they probably want some pee in their butts. Everybody wins!
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[quote="bringonthebreakdown"]Soldja Boy is a far better rapper than either member of ICP.[/quote]
EPIC FAIL.
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lol
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Your no longer a juggalo combustion, no longer shall I try to pee in your butt.
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You want to stick your peter into another man's butt? Typical for someone who likes Coldplay.
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Thank you, this duct tape is gonna hurt like hell when I take it off my butt though... I think I'll just leave it there.
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U need moar butt pee juggalonews, ur too cranky.
Or should I say in a more vulgar way, seeing as ICP's lyrics are nothing but cuss words
U need moar ass piss juggalonews, ur on ur period.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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lol let me insert my cock in ur muthafuckin butthole, piss in that shit till it shoots out ur cockhole cut off ur dick and throw it in a pothole.
new lyrics for the next icp cd
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I can picture it in my head!
moar butt pee
less ICP
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[quote="Smileyface"]Or should I say in a more vulgar way, seeing as ICP's lyrics are nothing but cuss words[/quote]
Hmm...
So I'm headed door to door
With my grandmother's cookie jar
I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any
I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny
Anybody, everybody, they hate me
I can tell when they spit and degrade me
There's only one house left, the last on the block
Old Man Willie on the hilltop
I ring the doorbel, the door creeps open
And there it was starin' and scopin'
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. "Ahh, seeya!"
I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking
About his eyeball winking and blinking
And it looked not a damn thing like the other Ugh!
Shoulda wore a patch on there
It hypnotized me, mesmorized me
Traumatized, paralyzed, terrorized me
Creepers, where'd you get that ball
And tell me how it even fits in your skull
(prechorus):
I want a big long knife to stick it in.
I wanna lift up the eyelid and kick it in.
He's gotta die. I want his eye buried in my backyard.
It ain't hard, I'm killin' Old Evil Eye!
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(chorus):
Evil eye...
Oh-Oh-Eye (He gon' die! Die-die-die-die-die-die-die)
Evil eye...
Oh-Oh
(End chorus)
"Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you
should've seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded with caution
with what foresight, with what patience I went to work. I was never kinder
to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him."
A day gone pass since I heard about J.O.
Met up in this sleigh, 'cause I don't play.
Anyway, I gotta do him in. Got a rusty revolver
Put the silver bullets in.
I'm plannin' on playin' one right to his nugget.
Down my drawers with the bucket.
It's time to goit.
I stuck it up... to his neck when he came to the door.
I really didn't know what I was in for.
First the cold man stared, no a gaze, no a stare.
Kinda like there was no one there.
How weird, my body froze with the blink of his eye.
Evil eye, sendin' chills up my spine.
What to do? What to do? I gotta try to break.
I gotta try to make.. my way to the gate.
Wait. I can't move, I'm stuck to the ground.
W-What was that? I think I heard a sound,
Turned around, there it was, starin' at my face.
This little old man's eye's a make me a mental case.
That's when I felt the pain deep inside,
Deep inside, now his eye's open wide.
I deleted five cuss words from those lyrics.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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Evil eye...
Oh-Oh-Eye (He gon' die! Die-die-die-die-die-die-die)
Evil eye...
Oh-Oh
Lyrics like this give me more of an urge to pee in your butt.
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Except that I'm not gay, and what's the point, exactly, of raping me?
Other than the fact that you lost in an argument to a juggalo?This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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Raping juggalos is my specialty!
I am not rgueing with u, I am merely putting a dick in ur butt, what is the problem with that?
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Whats your name on juggalonews?
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More ICP songs with little or no cussing, just to start:
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse/12.html
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse/The-Killing-Fields.html
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse/Echo-Side.html
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse/Nothing-s-Left.html
http://www.6lyrics.com/music/insane_clown_posse/lyrics/walk_into_thy_light.aspx
http://www.actionext.com/names_i/insane_clown_posse_lyrics/crossing_thy_bridge.html
http://www.lyricstime.com/insane-clown-posse-thy-unveiling-lyrics.htmlThis Message Edited On 07.03.08
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[quote="combustion07"]Whats your name on juggalonews?[/quote]
I'm not associated with the website. Completely unconnected.
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^ Dude on Dead Body man he talks about eating women and having pussy hair stuck in his cheek...
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he's flirting iwth me, he really wants it now.
Ur such a flirt juggalonews, I am going to have to poop in ur mouth, butt, and belly button!
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It's funny that you post all those ICP lyrics because they actually seem to be worse/more shallow without useless cursing.
EPIC FAIL.
not at all, i was just demonstrating how terrible ICP really is... that a 17 year old retard can shout "YAHHHH" over and over in a song and still be less obnoxious than two grown white men dressed as clowns rapping about biting the toes of children.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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Why do ICP fans always flirt with me?
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i genuinely find ICP's "songs" to be more disturbingly bad than listening to a looped track of the screams of dying children.
and this is regardless of whether they swear or not. the rappers in the nonce-paint that is, not the dying kids.
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listening to a looped track of the screams of dying children.
Are you sure that's not an ICP song?
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Afroman Rooools!
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derekchewie drooools!
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Obviously, if you only pay attention to the language and violence, you'll see a negative picture of ICP being painted. But if you look past these things, you can see the real message and commentary, like Eminem. ICP's songs are morality tales and social commentary hidden behind a mask of "horror" fantasy. Their message is to go with God and get to heaven.
They wear clown paint because white rappers are generally treated like jokers no matter how talented they are.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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[quote=deathracingman]Obviously, if you only pay attention to the language and violence, you'll see a negative picture of ICP being painted. But if you look past these things, you can see the real message and commentary, like Eminem. ICP's songs are morality tales and social commentary hidden behind a mask of "horror" fantasy. Their message is to go with God and get to heaven.[/quote]
I want to pee in ur butt, ur such a flirt.
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Can't you find a way to piss in your own butt?
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N0, my butthole isn't that big silly.
Urs, however, is.
And quit flirting with me, u know u want to do "2 boys 1 cup" sometime with me.This Message Edited On 07.03.08
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their message is to go with god and get to heaven? and dressing up like a pedophile on an acid trip is going to help them how?
seriously, i never knew these guys where christian though. you've just given me yet another reason to dislike them.
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A few fun facts about ICP:
* Shaggy does not write his own music.
* Billy Bill likes it in the ass
* The Dark Carnival is retarded.
* Faggo sucks.
* Eminem is hot.
* Mimes are cooler.
* There are only 50 states.
* "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver
* ICP aren't clowns. They are retards playing in make-up (jugglo code for dried semen).
* Their music is worse than John Cena's entire career.
* Juggalos love to feel up Abdullah the Butcher's titties.
* Only fags and women wear make-up, and they're definitely not women.
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Duderino:
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. And you call us gay?
6. Huh?
7. It's called a "joke." Do you understand this concept, humor?
8. You're a moron for thinking that's a meat cleaver. Have you ever seen a fucking hatchet?
9. ICP's music is funnier and clever than anything you've posted thus far.
10. Fuck you.
11. Who?
12. Wow. Clever. Think of that all by yourself, or did your mommy help you out with that? Why don't you tell that to anyone working on TV or film, maybe you can still keep some of your teeth.This Message Edited On 07.04.08
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Frankly I just feel sorry for you and your "juggalo" bretheren that the only ass you'll ever get is a "juggalette" (see also:
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/9a/FatJuggalette.jpg/450px-FatJuggalette.jpg).
I'd hit it...This Message Edited On 07.04.08
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ICP are the KISS of hip-hop. No matter how many fans they have and no matter how much make-up they wear, no self-respecting music fan likes them.
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Except ICP didn't have a wonderful marketing gimmick to get the kids on their side like KISS did, they just wrote lyrics about cutting of children's toes that whole lot of 13 year old trailer park trash love.
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Sorry to butt in, but if this is an example of the insightful social commentary that can purportedly be found in ICP songs, I'm fairly sure that the members of that particular band are in fact legally retarded.
If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
I'm just the dead body man
I think Calvin and Hobbes made this point time after time in a much less despicable, juvenile and offensive manner.
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Glad to see Afroman at the gathering.
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He did "Because I Got High" so I'm OK with whatever he does.
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"derekchewie drooools!"
Smileyface is croooool!
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Oh well. Afroman is a joke anyway.
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But hes a funny one
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Cool. Looking forward to it.
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