Everyone's pregnant! 2007-11-08 by Iai EMERITUS | 12 Comments | It was the worst-kept secret in the music industry, but after a month of people impatiently waiting for an official announcement, Christina Aguilera finally revealed that yes, shock horror, she's pregnant! Thank God she wasn't just getting fat for no reason.
Seems she's started a trend, because Jennifer Lopez has followed suit. On stage in South Florida, she announced to the crowd that her and Marc Anthony were expecting their first child. The couple have been married since 2004. This, too, was a very badly kept secret - Roberto Cavalli, an expensive clothes man, announced last month that designing clothes for Lopez was difficult because she was 'getting bigger and bigger all the time'.
Damn guys. How big will her ass be now?
The father of Aguilera's baby, meanwhile, is called Bratman. BRATMAN. I kid you not.
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Tagged: Jennifer Lopez
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lol
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Greatest news page evar
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Expensive clothes man lol.
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Sounds like a quality Mega-Man boss reject.
I could see this being used in the next one. He'll shoot brats out of his arm cannon. little did we know Mega-Man was a vegan....
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Oh dear. The world of celebrities never fails to amuse me.
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Apparently Nicole Richie is too. Next one to get knocked up is Lindsay Lohan.
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Then Paris
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hahaha
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LOL bratman. :D
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all hail Bratman, king of tailgating and sausage!
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(worships)
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This article header would make a great album name.
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