Yet another Rolling Stone list

2007-10-30 by Thor | 38 Comments
Rolling Stone reports: Last week, in honor of All Hallow’s Eve, we asked you what bands had the most gruesome, blood-curdling monikers. After reading through all your Stephen King-like reader comments (some of you kids need psychiatric help), it’s with shaky typing and petrified pride that we present our list of the Twenty Most Gruesome Band Names:

1. Cattle Decapitation
2. Dahmer’s Icebox
3. Alien Sex Fiend
4. Chainsaw Surgery
5. My Bloody Valentine
6. Southern Death Cult
7. Cannibal Corpse
8. Christian Death
9. Revolting Cocks
10. Black Sabbath
11. diSEMBOWELMENT
12. Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium
13. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
14. Throbbing Gristle
15. Carcass
16. Pig Destroyer
17. Nosferatu
18. Flesh Eaters
19. …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
20. Hootie & The Blowfish

Discuss the br00talness of this list.

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clairvoyant
October 30th 2007
765 Comments


hootie & the blowfish?


hahahaha

TERRIFYING

BallsToTheWall
October 30th 2007
52578 Comments


20 brutalizes the rest of this list. Dead Baby Landslide? Anal Cunt? Goblin Cock?

XMII
October 30th 2007
176 Comments


#20? Wtf?

ToWhatEnd
October 30th 2007
3173 Comments


I can count how many bands I like out of this on one hand, easily and with room to spare. Yup, sounds like a Rolling Stone list.

Thor
October 30th 2007
10384 Comments


Circle of Dead Children should have been on here.

TheStarclassicTreatment
October 30th 2007
2910 Comments


where is dying fetus???
Anal Cunt??? (agree with balls)
Slayer is even worse than most of these bands.

Understanding In a Crash
October 30th 2007
428 Comments


List was way better then the usual that comes from Rolling Stone.

astrel
October 30th 2007
2615 Comments


8 makes me lawl more than anything.

ZapatoDiablo
October 30th 2007
167 Comments


12 is pretty hilarious as well haha. Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium lol.

thatguy84
October 30th 2007
214 Comments


This list is downright terrible, save a few.

Mirror.Circuit
October 30th 2007
223 Comments


I just love how an industrial group and my bloody valentine are on here.
and #20,obviously.

Monticello
October 30th 2007
805 Comments


List needs Putrid Pile.

CoRpSeSlAyEr
October 30th 2007
855 Comments


These names are nothing. Where's Rotting Cock, Bloody Anal Yeast Infection, Severed Crotch, etc.. I can go all day, these names on this list are NOTHING.

gasmaskman
October 30th 2007
1006 Comments


They're probably too big of fucking pussies to put shit like that in there...

Cattle Decap is probably the "safest" choice for gruesomeness, which is why they picked it.

Spectrum
October 30th 2007
347 Comments


This list makes me lol almost as much as Understanding's avatar. Which is, incidentally, TOTALLY AWESOME.
...the avatar, not the list. List is silly.

Aficionado
October 30th 2007
1027 Comments


My Blood Valentine? Hootie and the blowfish?

Oh ya that makes me criiiiiiiinge. Anal Cunt is possibly the worst band ever

jrowa001
October 30th 2007
8752 Comments


i think they put Black sabbath in their just so they can please to old people that read that magazine

Tarantino's Tarantulas
October 30th 2007
819 Comments


[QUOTE=Thor]Circle of Dead Children should have been on here.[/QUOTE]Certainly. And possibly Napalm Death(doesn't sound that bad at first but think about. Pwns Christian Death for gruesome necroness anyway).

McP3000
October 30th 2007
4121 Comments


I actually think Black Sabbath deserved to be on the list. I mean how many bands from 1969 were named anything as bad as Black Sabbath?

deathtotheinfidels
October 30th 2007
180 Comments


No Goblincock?

deathtotheinfidels
October 30th 2007
180 Comments


Anal Cunt is possibly the worst band ever


They're the worst band ever on purpose though. I think Dying Fetus is waaaaaaaay worse. But honors of the worst band ever is actually a three way tie: Nickleback, Hinder, and Panic at the Disco.

EDIT: My spelling sucks more ass than some type of ass sucking sucky thing.This Message Edited On 10.30.07

RunAmokRampant
October 30th 2007
228 Comments


I like this list. It brings out the lulz

JordanS
October 30th 2007
319 Comments


Ech, awful list. A shoegaze band doesn't belong on here, and Pig Destroyer is a political reference. Not gruesome.

Doppelganger
October 30th 2007
3124 Comments


5. My Bloody Valentine

lol at this making #5

Reign_In_Blood_89
October 31st 2007
298 Comments


Rotting Cock, Anal Cunt, Severed Savior, Fall out Boy. C'mon

CoRpSeSlAyEr
October 31st 2007
855 Comments


Severed Savior kicks so much ass.

FlawedPerfection
Emeritus
October 31st 2007
2807 Comments


I'm glad people realized the sarcasm in 20.

BallsToTheWall
October 31st 2007
52578 Comments


Dead..Baby..Landslide. Face it, theres nothing more metal than a landslide of dead babies. Brutal.

CoRpSeSlAyEr
October 31st 2007
855 Comments


Actually a Bloody Anal Yeast Infection is pretty damn brutal.

204409
Emeritus
October 31st 2007
3998 Comments


[quote=Starclassic]Anal Cunt???[/quote]

204409
Emeritus
October 31st 2007
3998 Comments


Also, let's not forget DRACULACORE.

yohnav
October 31st 2007
2 Comments


Who the hell is Dahmer's Icebox?


And what's up with #20?

P13
October 31st 2007
1327 Comments


Haha isn't ...And you will know us by the trail of dead a prog band?

Aficionado
October 31st 2007
1027 Comments


They're the worst band ever on purpose though. I think Dying Fetus is waaaaaaaay worse. But honors of the worst band ever is actually a three way tie: Nickleback, Hinder, and Panic at the Disco.

EDIT: My spelling sucks more *** than some type of *** sucking sucky thing.



I know that they do it on purpose, but there's a limit to a joke. Anal cunt has taught me this.

Epilogue
October 31st 2007
1841 Comments


Dethklok...

on a serious note, if this was about imagrey and such, Gorgoroth would be on here. Velvet Acid Christ should replace 20...

Electric City
November 1st 2007
15756 Comments


Anal Cunt isn't a scary name it's just stupid.

blackened07
November 3rd 2007
949 Comments


br00tal

Dr. Jake Destructo
November 9th 2007
86 Comments


It's a list of gruesome band names. genre doesn't matter, quit bitching.

and also quit asking for more goblin cock, faggots.



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