Welcome New Staff/Contribs!

2019-03-01 by Thompson D. Gerhart STAFF | 88 Comments
It is my distinct pleasure to announce our new staffers and contributors for 2019!

Please join me in welcoming Clavier, BlushfulHippocrene, DrGonzo1937, and Winesburgohio to the ranks of staff. You've each done a tremendous job reviewing and contributing to this site, and we look forward to seeing all you've yet to achieve with a fancy STAFF title by your name! Pick out your favorite Olympian's symbol and wear it by your name proudly while we chant:

One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble!




And, with no less fanfare, please also join me in celebrating the addition of our new Contributing Reviewers: Dewinged, MarsKid, GraniteNotebook, SitarHero, JohnnyoftheWell, and neekafat. The efforts exhibited by this fine crop of once-users made them stand out applicants who we're happy to recognize as official Contributors to this whacky music site named after a Russian satellite.

All of you should see your appropriate title reflected over the next few hours (as well as blog privileges for new Staffers). If you have any questions about your new role, please just reach out to your new peers. We're all here to help.

For those who didn't quite make the cut this time around: don't fret! We had a bolus of applications and opinions and most candidates were discussed favorably with an eye towards the future. As ever, the elusive ghost promotions loom over the coming months, and we'll be keeping an eye on this round of applicants for those who may exhibit exemplary content, consistency, and site behavior in the coming months. As with the above, if you have any questions, please do feel free to reach out as well.

Once again, thanks to all who applied and a hearty congratulations to our new staffers and contributors!

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Brostep
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
4491 Comments


grats all! excited to continue to write alongside everyone in pretty much the exact same mode as before minus the snazzy new titles for ten of yall

Sniff
March 1st 2019
8431 Comments


Nice work all of you

Observer
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
9479 Comments


awesome gratz to you

Papa Universe
March 1st 2019
22502 Comments


well that just plain makes sense.

bloc
March 1st 2019
70880 Comments


2020 is my year

Sowing
Moderator
March 1st 2019
45533 Comments


all of these promotions made too much sense, good job and congrats to the new staff/contribs

Uzumaki
March 1st 2019
4841 Comments


Congrats to all of you!!!

TheSpirit
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
30304 Comments


Congrats everyone!

ChaoticVortex
March 1st 2019
1616 Comments


Congrats to everyone.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


Deserved promotions: ]

botb
March 1st 2019
19804 Comments


Congrats everybody’

Tyler.
March 1st 2019
19035 Comments


nice

TorkshireYea
March 1st 2019
57 Comments


Fantastic selections all round, got a good crop this year.
Congrats all :]

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 1st 2019
70256 Comments


never heard of em

MarsKid
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
21057 Comments


Congrats all! Very thankful for the opportunity, excited to keep at work.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18935 Comments


Christ almighty, I’m seriously honoured. The talent applying this year was intimidating to say the least. Well done everyone!

clavier
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
1210 Comments


congrats to everyone!

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
115873 Comments


Congrats bros.

And big fuck you to whoever made the selections, hope you all burn in hell. m/

Relinquished
March 1st 2019
50089 Comments


so who's gonna focus on electronic records more than the others

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


Claire and Simon already flashing that shiny new tag around. Much love guys

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 1st 2019
70256 Comments


@relinq
literally the only thing that matters

neekafat
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
26926 Comments


i SCREM
holy fuck congrats to all my fellow contrib promotions (:
Also a huge fuck yeah to blush making staff, thanks so much for all your help along the way friend < 3

TheLongShot
March 1st 2019
868 Comments


Well done everybody (:

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


Let’s see how many reviews you guys just unflagged haha

Sinternet
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
26909 Comments


i see they just make anyone staff these days

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


Salty

Papa Universe
March 1st 2019
22502 Comments


well, Sinternet, anyone worthwhile, Sinternet. their decision is purely merit-based, Sinternet. think you'll understand, Sinternet.

Keyblade
March 1st 2019
30810 Comments


congrats guys

Trebor.
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
60329 Comments


congrats y'all

Slex
March 1st 2019
17869 Comments


Admittedly a tiny bit bummed but very well-deserved all around, congrats everyone!

impoppy
March 1st 2019
2286 Comments


Congrats everyone!

neekafat
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
26926 Comments


And thanks everyone, y'all fuckin rule (:
I expect to see you as contribs soon Slex/Papi!

Brostep
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
4491 Comments


also, to reiterate Atomic's post up there: ghost promotions are still absolutely possible going forward, even if this cycle didn't work out for some of y'all. a good number of candidates are excellent writers who were turned down mainly due to a) a smaller review output compared to other candidates or b) concerns about site citizenship. both of those issues are imo much, much easier to rectify than quality of writing, and fairly easy to demonstrate changes in to boot.

RogueNine
March 1st 2019
6051 Comments


Good picks.

Keyblade
March 1st 2019
30810 Comments


generally how many reviews should a candidate have?

TVC15
March 1st 2019
11384 Comments


Oh SHIT CONGRATS TO ALL YALL, ESPECIALLY NEEK

necropig
March 1st 2019
7767 Comments


Good shit mars, gonzo and dewinged =]

neekafat
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
26926 Comments


Hey thanks TVC! Haven't seen you around much lately, where you been??

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


I’d love some more clarification on the subject Brostep, ya know: for next time around : ]

Koris
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
22617 Comments


^ Same here

Ecnalzen
March 1st 2019
12169 Comments


Heck yeah, Mars and Sitar (and everybody else, too!)

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
11512 Comments


Finally, white smoke has billowed off Sputnik premises, congratulations to all!!

Sowing
Moderator
March 1st 2019
45533 Comments


white smoke coming from a satellite? might want to extinguish that shit

edit: foiled by the ninja edit again

neekafat
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
26926 Comments


where should i direct my confused questions? (:

MO
March 1st 2019
24243 Comments


Nice gonzo m/

linguist2011
March 1st 2019
2658 Comments


Congrats. Everyone deserved the promotion they got in my opinion.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2019
18452 Comments


Shoutbox neek

TalonsOfFire
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
21027 Comments


Congrats those who got promoted! Applicants with questions can shoutbox a staff writer. We're all here to help and can also redirect you to a mod or whoever if we think they can better answer your questions. Most likely it'd be over email.

SitarHero
March 1st 2019
14826 Comments


You have made a terrible mistake and will undoubtedly live to regret it, o' overlords, decision makers, and general powers that be! The proletariat shall rise again!

But many thanks for and congrats on the promotion(s)! Looking forward to working with y'all. :]

wham49
March 1st 2019
6359 Comments


It was under the condition that Neek changes his avatar

veninblazer
March 1st 2019
20047 Comments


Congrats to everyone!
I'll admit, seeing Mars as a contributor kind of shocked me, but he's a great reviewer and really does deserve this.

Nazzadan
March 1st 2019
2433 Comments


This is horseshit, I got passed up again

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
March 1st 2019
12964 Comments


Congrats everyone (:

betray
March 1st 2019
9392 Comments


you didn't even apply nazz

Nazzadan
March 1st 2019
2433 Comments


Shit you're right.

SandwichBubble
March 1st 2019
13965 Comments


good job, fools.

JohnnyoftheWell
March 1st 2019
64287 Comments


Well, this is a pleasant surprise! Time to find some exciting new albums to review...
Thanks so much for the promotion and huge huge congrats to everyone else

alamo
March 1st 2019
5969 Comments


thank you!!

Danred97
March 2nd 2019
2544 Comments


Congratulations guys, you all deserve it. Keep that good content a comin

Kompys2000
March 2nd 2019
9483 Comments


Holy cow, congrats guys! You all absolutely deserve this

It's a fuckin trip seeing contribs that I've been around here longer than though

Dewinged
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
33018 Comments


Whoa! Just woke up to the news! Congrats everyone!

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 2nd 2019
70256 Comments


Congrats to dewinged specifically

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 2nd 2019
70256 Comments


Jk most of these guys are good dudes, I dont really know a couple of em tho

neekafat
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
26926 Comments


Dewi you rule (:
All this hate suddenly coming my way.... Beware, I've just been given unlimited new powers... (;

Frippertronics
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
19720 Comments


grats babes

hesperus
March 2nd 2019
1466 Comments


congration, you done it

Winesburgohio
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
4188 Comments


wait until Mum hears i got a promotion at work!!! / serious congratulations to y'all, well-earned i'm beaming with pride

teamster
March 2nd 2019
6459 Comments


Incredible Nocte isn’t staff yet. Best writer on the site.

Winesburgohio
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
4188 Comments


*tearily* i'd like to thank

...

theacademy

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 2nd 2019
18452 Comments


Thanks teamster, disagree with your statement my dear.
Only time will tell

bgillesp
March 2nd 2019
8871 Comments


Hooray!!!! Finally Dewi has a title! Also major congrats to neekafat and MarsKid! And to the rest of you as well!

JustJoe.
March 2nd 2019
10944 Comments


👍

Dewinged
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
33018 Comments


"Finally Dewi has a title!" My final objective is to have the title "Official Rec'r of the Sputdom". Hopefully before Papa.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 2nd 2019
70256 Comments


you can have the title of "dad" once jom dies

Dewinged
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
33018 Comments


Jom is an immortal being, he'll never die.

Frippertronics
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
19720 Comments


Jom will never die. He has most likely uploaded his likeness and everything that goes with it into the website itself.

Dewinged
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
33018 Comments


There's a little bit of Jom in all of us.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 2nd 2019
70256 Comments


i think we are over due for a good ol fashioned jom appreciation thread

manosg
Emeritus
March 2nd 2019
12714 Comments


Congrats everyone, much deserved!

henryChinaski
March 2nd 2019
5193 Comments


Congrats guys

TheNotrap
March 2nd 2019
19369 Comments


Congrats sput bros

nol
March 2nd 2019
12280 Comments


Congratulations everybody! Awesome choices for contrib.

I hope one day to also join the ranks, once my schedule, scatterbrained postings, and the powers that be allow that to happen!

Storm In A Teacup
March 3rd 2019
47084 Comments


Congrats fellow sputherin

Trifolium
March 3rd 2019
41141 Comments


Congratulations guys! Enjoy your well-earned new tags!

Pangea
March 3rd 2019
10946 Comments


Contrats to all! Well deserved promotions

Lavair
March 3rd 2019
964 Comments


Congrats!

bloc
March 4th 2019
70880 Comments


Commenting to end the streak of comments beginning with "congrats"

SandwichBubble
March 4th 2019
13965 Comments


Congrats on being the first to break the chain, bloc



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