Courtney Love Hires Kurt... 2007-06-15 by samthebassman | 10 Comments | Courtney Love is gearing up to hit the road in support of her 2nd solo album, which will be out later this year and in blog form, she told the world about her new Kurt Cobain look alike.
In a staggering insult to English grammar, Courtney wrote "illadmit it irtol;atlly hired him cos he looks os much like kurt iots weird"
Which translates roughly to "I'll admit it, I totally hired him (the unnamed guitarist) because he looks so much like Kurt (Cobain). It's weird."
She continues to say (I'll just give you the translation, shall I?), "He can play really well. He didn't kill me, but he swore if I gave him a week, he'd learn everything. He's blonde and soooooooo beautiful and his guitar playing is great."
She will also have a Japanese cellist named Yuki in the band, who she found through MySpace.
"I spent 'til 6.30am on MySpace looking for a Japanese cellist. I found one girl finally who knew one, but oh love serendipity 'cause I thought maybe I freaked her out or she didn't believe I was me. But she sent music and pics of Yuki and she's so breathtakingly beautiful! Her playing is f*cking amazing. She sent me her Carnegie Hall look. Since I'm not really into dresses right now onstage, I want other people to wear whatever they want."
Courtney has a couple of shows coming up. Check her out at:
JULY
4 – Ritz Ballroom, Paris, France
9 – Venue TBC, London, England
13 – Venue TBC, New York, New York
"Sometime after the 13th" – The Roxy, Los Angeles, CA
http://www.undercover.com.au/News-Story.aspx?id=2297
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gee, thanks for respecting the dead (and legendary) up to your usual lackluster standards courtney.
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ppl taht's probably just an insult to typing not grammar, anyway she hired someone cos they look like kurt? what a great reason, does he even play guitar?
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who the hell looks for a Japanese cellist? Besides Courtney I suppose.This Message Edited On 06.15.07
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Sure, now she can hire someone to kill him as well.
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Alright, Courtney Love did not kill Kurt. So quit being bitter and shove off.
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Did too man.
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Yeah it's pretty obvious.
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She needs to move on, Curt died a long time ago.
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Kurt Cobain was a faggot anyways.
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Wow man, harsh words...
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