The Simple Life: Behind Bars

2007-05-06 by Dagget | 29 Comments
After being arrested following an alcohol related reckless driving charge, the Heirhead of the century has been sentenced to 45 days in jail at a Women's prison.

Said Hilton, "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all" just before her sentencing.

Thankfully, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was having none of it, and sentenced her to 45 loooong days in a County jail, where Paris can expect three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal.

"Inmates are allowed outside their cells for an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards - cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed. - source: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=261151>1=7703

One can only hope that those rumours about jail are true, but here's hoping they don't have video cameras behind bars.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=261148

Tagged: Paris Hilton

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SaladTripp
May 6th 2007
32 Comments


haha

samthebassman
May 6th 2007
2164 Comments


This will turn into a circus!

Skyler
May 6th 2007
1084 Comments


That's what the bitch gets for drinking and driving.

tinathefatlard
May 6th 2007
2112 Comments


Finally, she gets a taste of reality instead of this bullshit "i'm immortal" kind of treatment

Apocalyptic Raids
May 6th 2007
810 Comments


haha

Damrod
Moderator
May 6th 2007
1093 Comments


Yeah, read about this yesterday. This is golden.

I seriously wonder how she will try to use it for her advantage... I bet she will try to turn it into profit, be it just attentio or somekind of money deal for it

Altmer
May 6th 2007
5714 Comments


she got 0wned

TheStarclassicTreatment
May 6th 2007
2910 Comments


'The heirhead of the century' lolol, exactly.
she's not even hot.

antihippy
May 6th 2007
696 Comments


^^ err, noooo..... she is hot.

wouldn't mind to be her prison mate. :naughty:

ASberg
May 6th 2007
2161 Comments


sometimes she looks kinda nice but other times she's just plain ugly.
she is weird thats for sure.

MrKite
May 6th 2007
5020 Comments


She can look good, but I find for the most part she's just odd looking.
I really despise this woman.

Abaddon2005
May 6th 2007
684 Comments


omg what will happen to Tinkerbell!?!

slep
May 6th 2007
1604 Comments


The Prison LifeThis Message Edited On 05.06.07

Monticello
May 6th 2007
805 Comments


Who reckons she'll stop being a dumbass now?

jrowa001
May 6th 2007
8752 Comments


she will be a dumbass for the rest of her life. she will probably be on all these talk shows and on mtv talking about how shes learned her lesson, but sooner or later shes going to get caught again. `she annoys the hell out of me

Riziger
May 6th 2007
316 Comments


lol this is funny, she'll prolly get the sentece reduced to 14 days or something like that.

haha does rape happen in female prison's? she'll prolly get a extra nice cell etc etc anyways, and wont be allowed to mingle around with the other inmates.

Electric City
May 6th 2007
15756 Comments


heirhead lol.

JAD
May 6th 2007
200 Comments


This will be pretty sweet if she actually goes to the county jail instead of one of those Martha Stewart jails which is like a fucking mansion.

ValiumMan
May 6th 2007
493 Comments


This ain't music, but I still laughed. :D

icaught fire444
May 6th 2007
622 Comments


She's gonna join the Arian Brotherhood now.

Tommy-r
May 6th 2007
5 Comments


I hope lil' kim will make her drop the soap and films it :P

Skyler
May 7th 2007
1084 Comments


Who reckons she'll stop being a dumbass now?


We all know that's not going to happen.

Volunteer
May 7th 2007
102 Comments


Could it be? Is there still some justice in the world?

Stay tuned...

Shiftyly
May 7th 2007
82 Comments


i would really like to see her get raped by one of her mates. Hell, maybe they'll videotape it and sell it lol

CushMG15
May 8th 2007
1810 Comments


She won't learn anything from this. And I'm not going to say she's not good looking, but she's one of those women that just looks like a bitch...and that really detracts from her appeal.

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
May 8th 2007
5098 Comments


i wonder what her purpose in life is, cause she has revealed almost every little detail about herself; no dignity at all. hope she'll die of shame when old enough to reflect on her life (?) - although i don't think it will ever get this far (she'll die of aids...muhahahahaha).cheap slut. (oh sh*t, i just realized how hateful this is:0 but meh, it's my two cents)This Message Edited On 05.07.07

Slaytan
May 8th 2007
1185 Comments


That's hot.

WhosEmo
May 8th 2007
26 Comments


psh. Woo. That's what happens to u when ur an... "ares". tell her i said to go F*@# herself in jail.

muchtallerthanu
May 9th 2007
648 Comments


Hmmmmm. She only got 45 days. I wonder why she didn't get a harsh sentence. She got off easy. Mainly because she is easy.



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