lol

New Tool album confirmed for never

Oh boy, maybe we'll get a posthumous album in 2047.

ffs this is still going on?

new album coming may 2012

pretty sure clarendon just hates their fans

Horrendous bit of work from that company

pretty sure clarendon just hates their fans [2]

lol

how hard is it to record a few fucking songs

the new tool album is gonna be the half life 3 of music now

Just pay your lawyers already and get back to your jobs. Why is this so hard for them?

Keenan and Carey offered conflicting reports on whether or not their next album would surface in 2013,[87]
though Carey later conceded that "early 2014" seemed more likely.[88]

remember this ugh

I bet it comes out in 2016 or early 2017.

every time someone posts itt the album get delayed for another year

i doubt it's getting released in our lifetimes

knowing tool itll prob only be released into the astral plain

Shame on this band for keeping their fans hanging for so long between every album. I'm glad I'm not into them much anymore.

yeah I don't really care anymore
I swear I'm for real this time guys
I swear

Good music but fuck these guys.

I've definitely lost a lot of interest, I haven't even listened to them in a while tbh

Strange, I always believed that Cam and Tool were good friends.

Good music but fuck these guys [2]

The new Tool album and Half Life 3 will be released at the same time as Breaking Bad Season 7.

Still holding the idea that the new album will come out a decade after 10,000 days.

2015

My money is on a 2016 release, if the album isn't out by that time, I'll call it quits.

Never been crazy on these guys but man do they hate their fans or what.

If it's not out by 2016, I'm done with Tool.

Read this and thought someone had sued Tool for not releasing an album this decade.

Nobody cares anymore

inb4 new album is released a couple years from now and is weak as fk

Good music but fuck these guys. [3]

lol [x1000]

what if the trial date is actually the release date for the new album?????

January 12, 2015 -- CONFIRMED

So it'll be out by 2017 probably

Tool - 10,000 Lawsuits

Release date: in 10,000 days

lol @ people saying you'll be "done" with the band if they don't release an album by a certain time

you know that you'll be crawling through glass and nails to get it

The trial will probably be delayed for another three years.

Tentative date for trial: 21st April 2017 (tbc)

So a graphic designer and friend of the band wanted some credit for his work, Tool got legal insurance, then their insurance company counter-sued them?

...Why didn't they just credit the artist from the start?

I was 29 when their last record came out. Maybe I will buy it as a present for my 40th birthday three years from now. LOL

Toolband is always supporting that artist Cam on their website. What a dick.

I've waited more than half of my life for a new Tool album.

now you can wait another 9 years for a mediocre Tool album

"lol @ people saying you'll be "done" with the band if they don't release an album by a certain time

you know that you'll be crawling through glass and nails to get it"

Shadow with the brutal truth

it's ridiculous how long it takes to write a few songs lol

are you kidding me this shit is still going on

Pretty sure they're all written fully it's just the recording that they seem to find impossible

Seriously, could a stupid trial stop them from releasing new music if they wanted to ? Where's the connection ? They don't give a shit and we shouldn't as 10.000 days was delightfully average and disappointing.

10,000 Days In the Trial

Guess y'all missed that instagram pic of them in the studio. Be paaaatient

all Maynard posts on his instagram is wine

This trial really wouldn't stop you from making music at all, unless they are too "stressed" to actually continue doing what should be their passion

This news seems to be splitting the fanbase right in two

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey

"knowing tool itll prob only be released into the astral plain"

ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhh

Except the monkey is themselves

and like any other monkey, they love throwing shit around.

"lol @ people saying you'll be "done" with the band if they don't release an album by a certain time

you know that you'll be crawling through glass and nails to get it"

yeah man it'll be a torture, waiting for the torrent to download lmao

it'd sound bad if it were a short tool lawsuit

is this a conceptual double lawsuit?

yeah and the trial dates actually match the fibonacci sequence

^lmao

hahah

No
mo-
ney
is
all I see
from art on my CDs
lawyers then came to me
threatening endlessly
bitch sued me

agreed

The album will end up being a tremendous dissapointment with plenty of fillers, unfortunately.

shut up

i

i know what i'm gonna do

i'm gonna open the crisper

climb into it

Tool won't do some Axl Rose shit, it'll pay off.

honestly don't care anymore

shut up yes you do

Is there any way this nonexistent album will live up to the hype? This is some Chinese Democracy level shit.

Funny how all the tools on here don't even read the reason why their album hasn't released yet...just douchin for the sake of douchin

Usually tool detractors couldn't finish high school, they are not capable to survive in the college and they work in tesco for quarters [2]

Album will rule if it's released in my lifetime.

lol row i just laughed my ass off at that

The new Tool album is going to be the soundtrack for Half Life 3.

That would be good.

this had better be the best album ever

Ridiculous how the majority of people in here blame tool. It ain't their fault that they're not able to release new music.
They're getting riddled with internal legal shit. Makes it pretty hard to be creative.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tool-explain-why-they-havent-put-out-a-new-album-since-2006-20140715

Album slayed, will get a ridiculous amount of unwarranted hate from Sputnik because it's still
trendy to hate this band for some fucking reason. They haven't worn makeup since their sophomore
album, move the fuck on already and go back to jerking it to the thought of Tool eventually
releasing a new album. Best album from BVB since Set the World on Fire.

Fuck Tool, make more Perfect Circle albums.

"They're getting riddled with internal legal shit. Makes it pretty hard to be creative." Sure.

Fuck APC.

I'm just going to listen to the new Rishloo and not care about this.

I hope to hear a new Tool album someday but I'm not losing any sleep over it. Tool doesn't owe me shit.