I got me a marlin

He wasn't that good so no big loss. Maybe they can get someone a little more unique.

lol joey jordison

Maybe I should audition, but my own band has a 1 in 100 chance of playing Download Festival this year (we're through to the judges stage in the Red Bull Bedroom Jam) so they take priority right now.

Do it, what's the worst that could happen?

Henry Derek boner

How can these bands take themselves seriously with names like Scar the Martyr? Like these are adult people who pay taxes and have a mortgage and call their grandma's once a month.
Seriously at what point did this kind of stuff become okay?

The 80s

great, now joey can take the mic for his anti-slipknot anthem

I actually want to hear that tbh

"How can these bands take themselves seriously with names like Scar the Martyr? Like these are adult people who pay taxes and have a mortgage and call their grandma's once a month.
Seriously at what point did this kind of stuff become okay?"

Lol well their moms, Grandma is probably dead

how will verb the noun ever recover

The important thing is that Joey Jordison isn't doing anything with Murderdolls any time soon.

I really hope they'll let Jed write the riffs on the new album. Kris too. With guitarists like those two the band has amazing potential, they just need to keep Joey behind the drumkit where he belongs. Maybe on a diet too.

hahahaha joey is a little pissy, i see

How can these bands take themselves seriously with names like Scar the Martyr? Like these are adult people who pay taxes and have a mortgage and call their grandma's once a month.
Seriously at what point did this kind of stuff become okay?

this is that lilitu guy

he sucks

Dem ... I loved him :-(

time to audition lol