I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

and here i was just about to bitch to the mods about this

God yes! Cracked is fucking great.

read this when i got work, The Bret Michaels one made lol pretty bad

I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

Yup.

Trey take this down, you might get banned man.

Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up.

ffs don't link me to cracked I end up with like ten tabs open

Record Label: Wherever American Idol runners-up go to die

Cracked rules

yeah ossum article

lol Scott Stapp

anything that gets more people addicted to crack is fine with me

This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked.

cracked is genius
thank you trey

The sheer amount of bullshit non-music related news, lists from other websites, and news about bands everyone on here loathes........and you people are gonna bitch that this is news.


grow up.

i love cracked

I feel like with any website where writers are forced to output funny content consistently, there would be some duds. But I seriously have never come across a cracked article I didn't enjoy and they always have some hilarious lines in them.

The picture captions are always funny too. Looks like RyanDonahoe is having a heavy-flow day.

Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny

Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)

Are there still people out there clamoring for new Marilyn Manson music?

*RAGE*

I still like Marilyn Manson

Fuck yes, I love cracked

lol Scott Stapp [2]

Cracked: Usually an interesting read. Never actually funny.

Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny

wow that article was fucking quality

'Are you excited about that? If so, you're probably a dude who has both a boyfriend and insanely shitty taste in music or a 12-year-old girl who's too naive to realize that Adam Lambert will never be your boyfriend. The rest of the world, rightfully, will not care.'

Damn too good lol

Article was great until he badmouthed the new Karate Kid. Movie is underrated, kid gave a good performance.

'Somewhere Between Lust and Love? What the fuck does that mean? Why not just call the album Like?'

lmao

I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass. [3]

Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp.

why would you admit that

You gotta love Seanbaby for his Man Comics. I'd totally read "Punchmaster" and "Spontaneo, the dog who doesn't give a f*ck".

They're also armed with John Cheese.

what the writer said about MM is
what i've been saying for years.

"This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked."

what about the zoo?

yay cracked

Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up. It's not that your parents don't understand you, it's just that raising a child who wears clown makeup without being paid for it means they rightfully view you as a massive disappointment.

this rules hahaha

I thought this article sucked kinda.

eh idk I usually like cracked but this article went after low-hanging fruit rather lazily.

but the stuff about record labels made me laugh everytime so...
hell

"For one thing, a new ICP album means that, no matter how hard we've prayed for it, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope or whatever they're calling themselves these days have not perished in a fiery plane crash."

This made me lol. Cracked rules

is brett michaels really naming his album "get your rock on"? i'm astounded.

didn't even know any of this shit was coming out.

Read this earlier. It was funny.

This wasn't really funny, just "Hahaha these guys are terrible and whoever likes them are terrible". Oh well, don't care about any of these albums anyway. Whip My Hair was a cool song, though.

What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!

lol "even jesus hates creed"

That writer was trying too hard to be Soren Bowie.


Trying 8waaaaaay* too hard to be Bowie.

@Willie: Not really. I don't know anything about Willow Smith beyond Whip My Hair, which was a catchy single, but I don't know if it's anything that would be able to last an album.

@andcas: lol wat that wasn't even the point Willie was making.

Haha that Bret michaels video was too great

andcas is your sputnik persona just a ruse or are you actually a walking stereotype?

"Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp."

aaaaaaaaaand there goes all your credibility on this site

stapp did some pretty decent things in the past..why hate him that much. also alter bridge is kind of inspired by his work, so...dunno.

despite this nice & funny list.

of someone who listens to any music that isn't on the radio

all I ever see you do is talk shit about the artists always criticized by people who think the music they listen to is underground and oh so special. you go on a lil wayne thread, or a waka flocka thread and talk about how much they suck and then when open minded people say that they enjoy these artists regardless of what idiots may think you go "lololol omg so fucking bad like wow the lyrics are so bad just wow omg wow"

I found nothing funny besides Adam Lambert's record label.

@Vanity Really?

LOVE Cracked.com

this really wasn't even funny.

@andcas nope not really melodramatic. for the record whip my hair is a fucking atrocious song, js you pick the easiest targets and go in on them armed with generic opinions

Adam Brown is probably my least favorite Cracked writer

even jesus hates creed

lol

WIN.

Always up for a cracked article. I actually liked the choices in this list. They didn't go with all the stereotypical trash.

Cracked are like pringles, you can't read just one

I do. The ridges are like grooves in a record. You just have to have the right tool to decipher the message.

What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!

Lol, the ICP one was especially awesome. Also, why isn't Scott Stapp dead yet?

Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)

tell your avatar to shut the hell up

Was gonna think of something witty but instead I'll just make a meaningless post so as to post my avatar again.

fuckin thing just absorbed carl sagan...

Stay with us, sir. Help is on the way!

I hate cracked.
Cuz the entire site is like a drug.

my gf got offended by this list cuz it had adam lambert on it lol

she sounds awesome

@gravivice You're lucky you didn't say you liked nickelback. Goddamn I hate nickelback and the jokes about nickelback are equally as bad.

I could look at Emim's avatar for hours. I just need acid to make it even better.

I cannot stand willow smith

@ Vanity I have some standards, just their different. and nickelback blows

Poor Scott Stapp.

this was okay, expected some different targets.

feel like he took the easy route...