lol okay then.

I still like Lamb of God.

Metal in the White House, cool

hahahahahahahahahaha

"I will be escorted about twenty yards away and be shot publicly in a non-lethal area of my body by a highly trained Navy SEAL sniper"

I hope he misses and shoots him in the head

m/

i don't understand..

i heard their new album sucks lol.

Could be worse
It could be Herman Cain

"After all the nations in the entire world witness America’s new President, an insane looking heavily tattooed freak, getting shot ON HIS OWN ORDER as soon as he takes office, then crawling all bloody to an ambulance, cussing the whole way and screaming pure hate in a monstrous voice tortured by years of touring and Marlboro Reds, they will think twice before fucking with us. I can promise you that."

I remember some video of Randy allowing some dude to just blast him in the face and KO him. So he may not be lying that he'd do that

I wonder if he was at all intoxicated while typing this

As hilarious as this is, I'd probably want to have him be president over all the idiots running in the GOP right now (Ron Paul excluded)

I'd vote for him.

this guy is a dumbass

Slightly scared.

lol

im voting for vermin supreme

http://i.imgur.com/qr0CV.jpg

...what

This sounds like a joke. He can't be serious.

"F*ck the dumb sh*t"

This made me laugh quite a bit, guy is fucking crazy.

right on

Seriously why did this make the news? [2]

Damn this guy is a good troll

Wait wut?


He's got my vote... that's if he's serious.

"Seriously why did this make the news?"

seriously why are you all still posting

I would vote for him.

I'd vote for him.

I saw the bio for the main two republican candidates the other day. Honestly I don't know you can make these kinds of people supposed leaders of a 'free' world

Funny as fuck hahahaha

not serious but the guy is a tool either way

would still be better than sanctorum

seriously why are you all still posting (2)


every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment.

I'm going to wait until I hear his opinions on gay marriage and abortion before I decide whether to vote for him or not.

This is far more newsworthy than things like that Psychostick nonsense anyway. Or even some of the release info for bands I see here. At least people know who Lamb of God is.

seriously why are you all still posting (3)


every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment. (2)

yeah Aso, more entertaining too.....Psychostick is just dumb

every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment. (3)

cmon seriously...wtf. also somewhat surprised he knows as much about politics as he does

Some of Lamb of God's content is political, I think As the Ashes Wake was their most political. It's not like cunning satire or a lecture though, it's just the topic.

One reason why I love Blythe.

thread is full of youtube comments

Jesse Lacey 2012.

This is the same "badass" that got knocked out by his guitarist in a girly little slap fight? What a joke...

he can't help it if he gets KO'd easy

"he can't help it if he gets KO'd easy"

So how's that "If he wants to go to war with another country then he will have to kill one of the enemy in man-to-man combat." that whole thing gonna work out?

wars between countries aren't fought and decided by 1 man on each side lol...and who gives a shit if he dies, it's his attitude and what he's saying that is funny/cool.

I'd vote for him over any other republican candidate

Haha, what the fuck.

He's at least more sane than Rick Perry

But that doesn't have a whole lot of validity.

the fuck is this

you're all taking this too serious

he's still better than all of the GOP candidates, but if he does run it'd be too easy for the other candidates to slander him, not to mention that there's also negative stereotypes associated with metalheads

He was all shitfaced.

This is the same "badass" that got knocked out by his guitarist in a girly little slap fight? What a joke...

He was also beyond hammered.

Makes Andrew Jackson look like a pussy.

ur avatar is adorable^

I still don't understand American's patriotism even amongst their most their most liberal. Get over it, it's a stupid ideal.

I'd vote for him...

... if I lived in America and was eligible to vote. As a Brit born and raised I am not. Still, Blythe would be the most sane candidate the Republicans would have, and the only one that I think has a chance of beating Obama. Metalheads are a big demographic and the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views e.g. I'm a staunch Socialist but would vote for Blythe. But then again there's no such thing as Socialism in America and it would have little affect on me as I'm not a US resident.

Blue, Fuck off asshole

submitted the same article like 2 days ago, no care ever

I thought this was fuckin' hilarious m/

Who cares new album sucks

dude sounds super intelligent

'After I make it through boot camp and come out a lean, mean, presidential killing machine'

I would cry if he growled his whole speech.

id vote for him. but not because of the blog post. because of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd4IUKeTL80

m/

Good luck.

Who cares new album sucks


Nuh uh.

Blythe would be the most sane candidate the Republicans would have, and the only one that I think has a chance of beating Obama. Metalheads are a big demographic and the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views

lol u silly americans

"the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views"

hahah oh dear

This guy needs a fucking therapist!

Course I'm not serious.

"Who cares new album sucks"

And how would you know? Not been illegally downloading unfinished mixes of the album have you?

shot by a 50 calibre? plz

As crazy as being shot by a Navy SEAL in a non-lethal area after election sounds, is it as crazy as going ahead with the birth of a child with a fatal defect and then taking the newly born corpse home to your other children so they could "cuddle it" like Rick Santorum, the man who came 2nd in Iowa?!

made me lol, got my vote

made me lol, got my vote [2]

To be 100% Honest: I really don't want to vote for an actual president this year, so I might be willing to start a legitimate movement amongst internet individuals to put him as a write-in, just so he makes a 1% vote ratio and gets mentioned on CNN/FoxNews/MSNBC.

you do realize that it would take nearly 2 million votes to garner even 1%, right?

I'd better get started...

[link]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/CutManMetal/Wrath.png

I'd vote! Haha, he'd probably change the national anthem.

‘Well, well, well, what do we have here? Isn’t this just PRECIOUS” the drill sergeant will scream in my face “If it isn’t the goddamned President of the United fucking States. Do you think your special, boy? Do you think just because you fooled a bunch of goddamned idiots into voting you into the White House you deserve special treatment? Are you staring at my ass, son? Are you sweet for me? This is the Corps, not Harvey Milk’s San Francisco. Now drop and give me 50, you sub-human piece of shit!”

Anyone else read this in the drill sergeant voice from Full Metal Jacket?

^ I did.

Cool...!!! So Mr. Blythe, from now on you're not only keeping yourself as Lamb of God but also preparing yourself as Lamb of US! It will be great someday when i switch on tv not presidential speech i listen to, but a growl...snarl...scream...what else do i expect???