Baby would look older than him

inb4 a lot of failed attempts at humor
wait did i just

Statutory Ape

never say pregger

who caressssss.

hehe

god i hope this ends up being true

Please be true

it won't its just some bitch looking for a check.

people are dumb

How dumb does this cunt have to be?! Did she not realize she'll get some charges...


But yeah I really hope its true. Cause... you know... lawl.

stupid

Please please be true.

Just like many are saying I hope this true.

Yeah, this had better be true.

shes really got beiber fever

Is that a link of the baby being conceived?

This could only be submitted by the one and only andcas

@Maize: I can't believe it took 16 comments for someone to make that joke.

I mean, if somebody's going to accuse you of being the father of their child, I hope you would want to know if that's true or not - and if it's not, you get to humiliate whatever bird accused you and are free.

to be fair.

So either way this girl is in trouble

it's her fault

she had sex with justin bieber

hah

I would.

Good destroy both their lives they do not deserve anything at all

this is so funny xD

Wait, you guys actually prosecute people for statutory rape over there?

Weird.

Win win situation for Mariah Yeater.

waior, perhaps he did sleep with her.

maury povich special - the justin bieber edition

Just like how Roethlisberger didn't rape those girls. It's a real shame that women are stooping this low. For shame. For shame.

Beat me to it, andcas...

A child support check is not worth the shrill Twittering wrath of the Beliebers - either way this goes, she'll have to endure quite a bit of ridicule.

she knows what she's getting herself into and is probably really stoked for all the attention she's gonna get for a while. i gotta agree with balls -- this is win win for her

There is still one question I have unanswered.

Is this chick hot?

no.

yeah she's pretty ugly

Okay, I just skimmed through it. Not as bad looking as I would think.

now we know he's famous

but she's not amazing looking

i mean, out of all the slutty chicks who want to bear his fruit why would he choose here?

she's no courtney love that's for sure

it's like that one day I watched that liv tyler movie just to see liv tyler young and naked

it was a good day

Didn't she say she was Bieber's first and he nutted within 30 seconds? lololol

lol

people think bieber is capable of "nutting"

Girl got jokes yo

Didn't even know Beiber news was allowed here.

Beiber's about to get is Maury Moment

Maury: Justin...you are NOT the father!

Bieber: OHHH BITCH WHUD AH TELL YU!!!

God knows if I was J Biebs I'd be accepting all the hot pussy thrown my way every night.

@Maize: I can't believe it took 16 comments for someone to make that joke.

I know right

that's why you're not Bieber, JWT155

God chose someone who's disciplined and pure

thou shalt be tempted with pussy - thou shalt not tap dat ass

inb4 a lot of failed attempts at humor
wait did i just[2]

Superior meta-bolism, y'all

oh man he might have a BABY, BABY, BABY

This story just seems a little too predictable to be true.

he slept with someone no one would suspect. sneaky biebs.

Am I the only one playing out a skit of Bieber verbally abusing and beating the shit out of this chick in my head? I swear....the priceless nature of that very scenario gives me goose bumps

Reading the comments here has made me realize how idiotic a lot of people here are.

why is this even news

I like how this is the big news right now when Radiohead announced a US tour

it just is, don't question

wow radiohead's 20th us tour

shocking

Sputnik's gonna eat this shit up.

Pretty sure one must have genitalia to have any sort of reproduction going on.


This is all speculation of course, as I was taught never to explore my pleats.

this will ruin him if true but it's probably not

Nah he'll be fine.

Well kinda ruins his squeaky clean persona if he just hooks up with random 20 year old's after shows.

god i hope this is really and he is, just for the lolz!!

If it isn't true that kid should go straight to child protective services!

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby
I really hope you're not mine, mine

some great jokes here guys!

I'm sure he fucks a lot of girls, he's attractive with his current hair. But that girl sure is dumb. Still need to check out his new album.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/what-i-learned-from-the-best-16-belieber-responses

That girl is a pedophile

every other girl wishes it was her.

JB don't leave her, like your FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's the last person I would've thought could father a child at 16.

isnt 16 consent?

all the fangirls wish they were mariah, but theyd actually be happy about him getting them preggers, right?

not that I'm trying to side with Bieber, but that woman really does seem like a psychotic bitch.

I don't beliebe this.

"isnt 16 consent?"
not in california lmao

In canada it is 16 I believe it is 18 in the USA

Depends on the state I believe. 18 is ridiculous. it's 16 here in the UK

"That girl is a pedophile"

actually she's an ephebophile. a pedophile is an adult who prefers their sexual partners to be prepubescent.

I'm trying to imagion Justin Bieber taking anyone by force but I'm pretty sure a fetus could beat him in a fist fight.

I hope this is ends up being true.

No matter what the beibs wins.

inb4 jokes about the lyrics to 'baby' OOOHHHH wait. dammit
and yeah i'd love this to be true, totally ruin his 'PG' image

The lady is actually not bad looking =S

I'd do em

...both of them? at the same time?

"Baby, baby, baby oh..."

YES! XD

I thought he found Jesus.

PLEASE let it be true!

Hopefully this will ruin his career

This whole thing is just hilarious.

I hope so much this is true

Just like everyone, I hope the test turns out positive

"http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/what-i-learned-from-the-best-16-belieber-responses"

13 made me lol

this is hilarious, and some comments here are even more funny

please be true, please be true.

well at least he has a good backing vocalist if he is the father.

who'll have a deeper voice than him

Just cos someone might be gay doesn't mean they won't experiment

i'm the father

I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH!

Come on guys. If it is true, props to the Biebs for scoring an older chick.

we don't need Bieber's genes

"I'm trying to imagion Justin Bieber taking anyone by force but I'm pretty sure a fetus could beat him in a fist fight."

learn how to spell imagine you fucking useless waste of space

baby baby baby ohhh shit

SUP QUISHED

SUP QWE ARE YOU WAITING FOR THE NEW MESHUGGAH RECORD TOO

FUCK YEA IMMA IGNORE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ALBUM

I'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO IT SOMEHOW MARK MY WORDS

fuckin lol

Why are so many people talking about this?

pretty sure this is gonna turn out to not be real, but we can still hope

i just lost it went i read the title

there are just too many funny things about this. you probably already realize. hah.

Yeaters gonna Yeate

Justin Bieber Maternity Test

HAHAHA GET IT CUZ HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL

roflmao

dang case got dropped

awwww : (

well that's boring

That sucks

Knew he would win.

The thing that has been making me laugh the most is the number of comments.

And I doubt it is true, because to be truth, he had to be actually able to ejaculate.

"Not sure if emmure tabs

...

or just cheerios."

someone feel like explaining it to me? I'm familiar with guitar tabs I just don't get it cause i'm dum or sometin

oooooooooooh (pun intended) i get it. alright that's pretty funny.

open note breakdowns
5: 000 000 000 0 0 00
6: 000 000 000 0 0 00

yes i get it now trebor thank you.
i'm m/ enough for these elusive funnies

it got dropped?

omggg

:o