if you are a dude and you have a hog in your mouth?

lol

song is pretty cool

Coldgay.

Christ, they're all out.

Song isn't that bad. Also isn't that good.

You can tell within 30 seconds where this song is gonna go. Underwhelming

I like it

"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall", really?

every dingleberry is a mound of triceratops poop

Good Fuckin Lord...

they added a lil bit of pop but its still a good song and yea the song title is kinda fagish

you know how I know you're gay?

they need to dig deeeeeper

it's not thaaaaat bad

eh

Its bleep bloopy

but good

Gonna listen later. I actually really enjoy (most of) Coldplay's work.

song sounds like typical new coldplay. but i'm still looking forward to their set at lollapalooza.

poppy but good. Fits summer.

Wtf. Sucks major balls... definitly hope the LP is not such a bleep bloop synthie pop shit. Their pre-release Single for Viva La Vida was Viollet Hill, which was just about the best thing they ever made and than they dare to throw out such a mess of song? It sounds like David Guetta got Chris Martin into his studio and recorded a club-dance song with him. I am really upset right now.

Though the guitar part is alright I guess... as far as I can hear it beneath the horrible bleepy bloopy of the synthies. Fuck This. Wouldn't mind it that much, if it wasn't a coldplay song. But they have to do better than release an okay summer-pop song which does not leave any impression. Also the lyrics are horrendous, though I guess that's there style since X and Y.

Everyone has to good of a musical taste to like Coldplay right?

There are more likes and dislikes than views. Impressive

God.... I hate this song. Makes me sad, cause I love the ban. Or maybe I just used to love the band and have to stick to their older stuff now. Dunno. Really hope the album those not suck as bad as this.

best first post ever

Ew... this and christmas lights are the worst coldplay songs ever, im not looking forward to their new album. Still gonna listen to it though. . .

well that was disappointing

Honestly, I was expecting more from this.

oh boy...as soon as it starts it's disappointing. I'm not against synth, but these lyrics sure suck.

I like this, reminds me a lot of Glass of Water, but:

- they sound imitable where Viva didn't
- I'm not a fan of the production
- this wasn't what I'd heard the record was going to sound like

this one's better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYD1XgbKfKU

This wasn't bad.

Lawl @ the youtube comments under the video

Love it.

Sounds like classic coldplay.

And this http://youtu.be/vFERC0Iz3Zc

Terrible.

Only worthy coldplay songs are fix you and clocks (and clocks got old)

I liked it. Coldplay hasnt disappointed yet.

Singer is a douche.

it's okay, but the verses sound like every hip hop song released in the past few years.

Derivative schlock.

Wow, I thought that was pretty boring.

I haven't liked Coldplay since they did Parachutes. Parachutes is beautiful, this song is not.

And the title of the song is just really gay.

It's alright...

I hate their new visual style. It's like they pretend to be 15 year olds or try to appeal to 15 year olds in a very naive way. I thought they had grown up with Viva La Vida.

Pretty goddamn disappointed with Coldplay. I absolutely hate the beginning of this song, it gradually gets better but never reaches even the level of the worst song on Parachutes.

didn't like it that much, and Viva la Vida is one of my favourite albums

damnit....

Didn't like their change in sound on Viva La Vida and the new track is more of the same. Prefer the melodies and melancholy from their first 3 albums.

*sigh*

x and y is their best, and they've ventured far from that sound....

and intro synth sucks balls

Since when is X&Y their best? X&Y is BY FARRRRRRRR their worst.

And the song is ultra underwhelming.

PARACHUTES IS THEIR BEST GUYS.

Trouble is so beautiful.

Viva has to be my fav. This new song is ok, could have been great. It does sound like a more upbeat version of Strawberry Swing though.

It is very early morning here where I come from and to be honest I don't think anything is going to make me any more sad than the fact that Coldplay are finished!! The sick fucks have totally sold out and if this is what the whole of the new album is going to sound like then am gonna cry.

song kinda sucks

Wtf. Sucks major balls... definitly hope the LP is not such a bleep bloop synthie pop shit. Their pre-release Single for Viva La Vida was Viollet Hill, which was just about the best thing they ever made and than they dare to throw out such a mess of song? It sounds like David Guetta got Chris Martin into his studio and recorded a club-dance song with him. I am really upset right now.

The mediocrity I expected from Coldplay, but something different.

Song is good.

Wow, this is pretty disappointing after an album like Viva la Vida.

I liked the opening synth! Fuck it, I love cheesy synths.

This isn't as bad as everybody's making it sound, that's for sure. I prefer other bands, but Coldplay ain't bad.

That was weird

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds an awful lot like fucking owl city?

Ehhh not really like Owl City, but I really hope their whole album doesn't end up sounding like this.

Sounds like Daleks having intercourse.

I can see shitty dubstep remixes of this, littered with huuuuuuuuuuuge dropz, hitting clubs in the UK.

i like the song

bad

I can see shitty dubstep remixes of this, littered with huuuuuuuuuuuge dropz, hitting clubs in the UK.

I dunno, people are now willing to butcher any song they can lay their hands on, even if the original was substandard...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsUk9p8bmmo&feature=fvwrel

That link doesn't help your point seeing as that was blatantly some kid posting his basement tracks on bandcamp/youtube etc

oh my that title.

Meh, either way, there are a lot of shitty remixes in clubs round this way.

You're going to the wrong clubs Sanders.

Meh, either way, there are a lot of shitty remixes in clubs round this way.

"You're going to the wrong clubs Sanders."

Fucking midlands mate, shocking night life around here.


"This isn't exactly a revelation. Many previously unknown artists use remixes of well known artists/songs to catapult them into recognition"

I know that, I was just saying that around here they just seem to exclusively play shit ones.

This is good. Not great, but good. Surprisingly close to the previous album's sound! As with the tracks on that release, I expect this works better in the context of the album.

The song makes me think of what would happen if an anthem trance producer started making rock music. In other words terrible, melodramatic hands in the air rock.....

When i listen to this, i feel like im in an american eagle store. Not a good feeling. This song sucks.

They should have stopped after Viva. This is painfully and humorously awful.

so, i like this. i'm just kinda confused by it.

truly awful

"Didn't like their change in sound on Viva La Vida and the new track is more of the same."

how the fuck does this sound anything like viva? retarded comment aside, i, unlike the vast majority of you, really like coldplay. viva and parachutes are both 5's for me, albeit for incredibly different reasons. i was even a fan of x&y and rush of blood (which i find hella overrated, but w/e). but this shit?!?!?!?! what the fuck is this?????

I love VLV. It's a five for me. But this track is kinda weak.

if this is the worst they have to offer for their next album,
you know it's gonna be good. Stop trolling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNDvrYstFtE

Hahahahahahahahaha implying that Viva la Vida was actually good

HAHAHAHAHIAHAHAHAHZHAHASHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

ohhh my god this sucks ,wtf happened to coldplay

not in my country. fckn youtube..

viva la vida was good

hahahahaha

what a funny joke

it's one of the blandest "stadium rock" records ever and just because it's a decent entry in their discography does not make it "good"

and the fact that people tried to market it as "experimental" is laughable

laughable

ha

viva la vida is super excellent, just sounds amazing

no alex

you failed me :'(

conrad lots of people here liked that coldplay record shhh

oh

hrm, even downer

whats going on here

also, song is great

ok i'll be honest, i can't fucking get this song out of my head.

it's one of the blandest "stadium rock" records ever and just because it's a decent entry in their discography does not make it "good"

and the fact that people tried to market it as "experimental" is laughable