Ignoring the ridiculous tongue-in-cheek awards, I'm happy with these results:

- My #1 song won song of the year
- My #2 album won album of the year
- My #2 live act won live band of the year.

Why do they insist that Matt Bellamy is hot?

I'm always confused by NME...seems like they're torn between being credible and just as bad as Rolling Stone.

oh my fucking god that album was NOT THAT FUCKING GOOD

Yeah, I think they're trying to combine credibility with entertainment to get noticed... Where-as most other awards shows go for one or the other.

At least they got best track correct. And here's for Nick Clegg as villain of the year ahead of the Cameronater.

Just looked up Alison Mosshart.....

NAH YO

I actually had to look up who David Cameron was. LOL.

Best Twitter clearly went to Hayley Williams for her lacklustre tit-shot.

Best TV Show: Skins

Best TV Show: Skins


Should have been Misfits. Or Peep Show.

MISFITS!!!!

Best Band Blog or Twitter: Hayley Williams

I wonder why this won.

Inception lol.


Black Swan.

Best Album Artwork: Klaxons – Surfing The Void

Best International Band: My Chemical Romance

WTF

Can music critics get off of Arcade Fire's jockstrap? Seriously. They're not that good. Sprawl II is the only thing worth listening to.

What's an Arcade Fire?

This whole thing is just ridiculous. Plus, Matt Bellamy is funny-looking, if anything.

I agree.

I'm surprised nobody's pointed out one of the most ridiculous ones here.


Godlike Genius: Dave Grohl

Godlike Genius: Dave Grohl

Godlike Genius: Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl baby!

cmon thats easily one of the least objectionable things on this list. the man's awesome.

Matt Bellamy is not attractive at ALL what is wrong with British people?

Just looked up Alison Mosshart.....

NAH YO [2]

Especially since the autocomplete on the search immediately added 'drugs' to the end...

only thing on here that makes me happy is that they gave justin bieber the worst album award.

Godlike Genius? Really?!?? Least stylish goes to The Biebs?

I hate to defend him, but I wouldn't consider him the least stylish person.

NAH YO [3]

Best Dancefloor Filler: Professor Green – Jungle

Why are all you GUYS commenting on Matt Bellamy's looks?

^ Fags methinks.

loving j biebs getting the hate woop woop

Spanish Sahara is good but I'm not sure about best track worthy. And Inception > Black Swan all day every day.

you gotta be shitting me

I left Inception just like ....whatever mannn.

I left Black Swan like I just stepped off a roller coaster.

Lol, skins. And neither of those movies were the best.

Can music critics get off of Arcade Fire's jockstrap? Seriously. They're not that good. Sprawl II is the only thing worth listening to.

This. LOL.

black swan mutha fucksas

Arcade Fire... Yawn

Laura Marling won again. New series of Skins the worst

this is pretty stupid...and as much as i'm not really a fan of the bieb or the jonas brothers, having worst album, worst band, least stylish, etc. awards is completely unnecessary

New Skins is better than last Skins but Misfits is easily the best tv show.

I though Yannis was a definite for hottest man

"Spanish Sahara is good but I'm not sure about best track worthy"

Yeah, I'm sure.

Yannis will win the Godlike Genius Award next year.

here's for Nick Clegg as villain of the year ahead of the Cameronater. [2]. Some of these awards are really lol worthy.

Worst Album: Justin Bieber – My World
Worst Band: Jonas Brothers
Least Stylish: Justin Bieber
Villain Of The Year: David Cameron
Best Album Artwork: Klaxons – Surfing The Void
Hottest Woman: Alison Mosshart
Best Band Blog or Twitter: Hayley Williams
Best Album: Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Godlike Genius: Dave Grohl

I LOVE YOU NME

ahahahahaha handegg lol

I love Darron Aronofsky, but Black Swan was totally underwhelming compared to his other stuff.

Crystal Castles winning a john peel endorsed award.

FUCK THE FUCKING OFF NME YOU SHIT CUNTS

...Why is that bad? CC are awesome.

It's bad because it's only innovative to people who think music ends with what the NME deems to be "cool".

do people actually think that?

Dave Grohl? Really? Fuck him, he's a jackass.

Haley Williams is hawt.

Lol Black Swan = roller coaster? I think not. I mean it was good for what it was but not as ground breaking as I thought Inception was.

DaveyBoy what do you mean yeah, i'm sure? Not catching the reference made toward me.

Biffy Clyro won best live band?! Seriously?! I love Biffy and seeing them when I was about 15 made me almost piss my pants but I saw them recently and they are godawful

"Lol Black Swan = roller coaster? I think not. I mean it was good for what it was but not as ground breaking as I thought Inception was."

How the hell was Inception groundbreaking?

Also, when best british band = Muse and hero of the year = Lady Gaga, you know that these awards are absolute bullshit.

Predictable.

Kanye should have won every award

@conradtao

Notice I said BS wasn't as groundbreaking as inception. Which to put it more simply I thought exploration of dreams and stealing ideas was much more thought provoking than a chick getting too intimate with a part in a ballet and whoring herself out and committing murder.

That being sad, maybe groundbreaking was the improper term. Is far and beyond more interesting than most movies put out these days better?

best video was easily Cee-Lo's Fuck You duhhhhhh

Best video was easily 'Machine Gun' by Noisia

@nash fair enough, although I wouldn't even go that far. That said, for one of the most profitable films of the year, Inception was fairly interesting, if not thought provoking in the slightest.

I honestly have no idea what relevance NME even holds anymore, if it holds any.

"DaveyBoy what do you mean yeah, i'm sure? Not catching the reference made toward me."

You said you weren't sure 'SS' was song of the year. I said I was sure.

oh shut the fuck up black swan was better in execution, acting, and storyline even with their limited budget. inception had better directing but it was still really close. plus black swan had my jaw on the floor by the end and inception only had to like my knees or something. both were extremely good tho.

Aha Least stylish.

How trendy.

The Social Network guys.

Black Swan wasn't even out when they announced the nominees so everyone can calm the fuck down with all of that.

I just don't understand how black swan makes your jaw drop. Other than the fact that the dude always takes "raunchy" to the next level. Execution (I'm not even sure what that means), acting maybe, storyline definitely not.

And as for DaveyBoy... of course you are. It was your favorite song of the year. But I don't hear that song and think holy shit awesome. I think that was solid.

EDIT: I know what execution means, just not in relation to the topic. Like getting the point across maybe?

^ I was awaiting that comment, because everyone backing black swan is backing it for that reason. Remove the lesbo scene, and the movie goes to sub par.

"I was awaiting that comment, because everyone backing black swan is backing it for that reason. Remove the lesbo scene, and the movie goes to sub par."

well this is a really probing comment

lol andcas you sound like you're reading a cue card. and you're not left with any doubt. she killed herself.

^ and yes sir, it is.

Yeah that is true I forgot about that one

LOL when i read the second part of your most recent post, as soon as I finished it, my mind automatically went... BOM BOM BOM!!!!!!!!! hahaha