Madonna Defends Crucifixion

2006-09-22 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 6 Comments
Despite impassioned pleas from both the Church of England and the Russian Orthodox Church, threats of censorship by US network NBC, as well as alleged death threats from the Russian Mafia, ancient pop star Madonna refuses to apologise for losing her edge.

Madonna wrapped up her Confessions tour in Japan last night. The singer has repeatedly come in for criticism for a segment in her show during which she is suspended (no nails, unfortunately) from a giant cross wearing a crown of thorns. The singer explained that it is not intended as an anti-Christian statement, but rather serves as part of her campaign to raise money and awareness for AIDS charities.

Nobody knows how she managed to get from A to B, however concerned well-wishers have pleaded with Madonna to end the madness. A Church of England spokesman asked: "[W]hy would someone with so much talent seem to feel the need to promote herself by offending so many people?" Others have sympathised with Madonna's out-of-control controversy addiction; a fan remarked: "It used to be funny, but now she sucks at it."

According to the Czech daily Blesk, Madonna was confined to her hotel room on a recent trip to Prague, leaving only to perform her three eastern European dates in Prague and Moscow. Minders were worried that if she left, she might be assassinated by her own sense of self-importance.

Madonna is 2,006 years old.

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spoon_of_grimbo
September 22nd 2006
2241 Comments


this is clearly against every rule of the news admissions bit, but quite frankly, its fucking hilarious!!!

fuck nails, she needs a stake through the heart!

fisky009
September 22nd 2006
813 Comments


Loving the last two comments at the end. Spat you bad person!

smokersdieyounger
September 22nd 2006
672 Comments


People in the phillipines crucify themselves at easter, and dont get hated on. I don't see anything wrong with what shes done, but people who study religion as much as me have unusual perspectives of things like this.

weerez1391
September 22nd 2006
89 Comments


haha, my mom is from the phillipines. never heard that one before

Mother
September 23rd 2006
13 Comments


Screw madonna, that Kabala cult Whore.

smokersdieyounger
September 29th 2006
672 Comments


Defending your religion by insulting hers makes you look like an arsehole, and you probably are.

Is you god bigger than her god?



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