entirely laughable and somewhat pathetic
i have no sympathy for this jackass

justice.

"but it won’t be possible if I’m not relevant."

couldn't

stop

laughing.

lol radio stations taking moral high ground

< a bitch be moufy, she get a tasta dis

pwned by the radio

This is fucking lol

"I can't be an underground mixtape artist."

Damn straight. That would require talent.

"I’m doing me as a person and I’m a better guy."

wait what

He's doing himself, obviously.

i like him.

"I ain’t never really did this "

Oh dear.


This guy deserves everything he's getting.

is it just me, or did all three paragraphs of his little speech say the exact same thing? redundant. i agree that he deserves what he gets.

I ain’t never really did this

Did not see this, I fucking died.

Hang on, this is an audio clip?! Wheeeeeeere can we find it, definitely needs to be sampled.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[img]http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chris-brown1.jpg[/img]

lol "underground mixtape artist". hes had like 3 videos and been on a dozen magazine covers in the last few months but because THE POWER 101.5 in cantoosa, alabama wont play his songs hes now completely UNDERGROUND

Hang on, this is an audio clip?! Wheeeeeeere can we find it, definitely needs to be sampled.

Awwwww boo hoo, Chris needs a bottle? A diaper change? Did he wet his paaants?

This guy needs to fuck off and stop whining that his shitty music is not being played on the radio. What a jackass.

I CAN TRANSFORM YA

it won’t be possible if I’m not relevant

It’s nothing else that I can do.

Kids, stay in school!

Ties quoted for truth

"I ain’t never really did this "

Oh my god, a double negative. He really did do this!

I don't really care about this guy at all but that was really funny

I love his articulate grammar prowess

Both him and Rihanna should be banished from touching music.

everyone deserves a second chance. This guy probably lost his cool and just beat someone up. Im sure people have done worse things.

This guy probably lost his cool and just beat someone up.

Yeah totally man, it could have happened to anyon-

http://i43.tinypic.com/312thra.jpg

...oh

chris, do you need a tissue?

haha what a jackass

I mean I've always thought he was desperate after the incident but I mean this, THIS is just off the charts of pathetic

holy shit soybean i never got to see that
she got fucked up

If everyone who ever beat up Rihanna was banned from being on the radio all we would hear is

S
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ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE! LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOU BASTARDS!

Let the fucker rot.

ROFL...

DOFL...

FreePizzaDay wins.

Darkness everybody, darkness... darkness is spreading!

in all seriousness, I can't support him strictly on the basis that he turns basic english into circus of randomly strewn together pseudo-sentences

It’s on the fans and what you guys do in your power to bring me back

Don't like his music but love the examples he's setting for the kids.
Your bitch ain't makin' sandwiches? Hit the bitch.

I only hope his fans have the utmost of sympathy for this misunderstood hero

God what a pussy.

"My singing and my music I do it for you guys and everything else but it won’t be possible if I’m not relevant on the radio and it wouldn’t be possible for me to be an artist if I don’t have the support. I can’t be an underground mixtape artist."

This is the most pathetic piece of faggotry I've ever heard. Guy has to be on the radio or he just calls music quits? Without going too much into how fucking stupid that is on its own, what does he think he's gonna do if that doesn't work out exactly? Doesn't sound like he's got the education to do anything respectable. Hope this bitch becomes a cab driver like Cappadonna.

Today has been such an lol-able day in news.

Should've had a script

My roommate is supporting him. All he listens to is his shit.

Does it matter that he's sexist, too?

We all know Chris Brown is a pathetic piece of shit. What bothers me right now is his fans - whoever and wherever they are - because they'll probably make sure he maintains his worthless career.

This is ridiculous. I actually broke out laughing while reading this. This just made my day.

come on guys support him! he's the best lulz

Chris Brown has posted an audio clip begging his fans to support him, as many radio stations still refuse to play Brown's songs following a notorious incident of domestic violence involving then-girlfriend Rihanna.

Brown said: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

......................

i hope this same kinda thing happens to justin bieber

Why?! Justin Bieber rules. :c

Why?! Justin Bieber rules. :c


umm since when? and i personally find this to be hilarious.

i hope this same kinda thing happens to justin bieber

I don't think Bieber has the strength to bruise even a peach

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A KIND YOUNG GENT IM SURE

Translation: WAHHHHHHH

Man the fuck up please, you deserve no sympathy

Cunt

Radio killed the video star.

chris brown.....

: |

*sigh*

pusssAY

http://www.uchris.com/

go to updates at the top and its the new say not message 3/10/10

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw

WIN.