What band got them into heavy music or who are they listening to now? Pretty standard questions but, I'm interested nonetheless.

Ask their bass player about his gear; basses, amps, pedals, strings, and picks

Ask Guy what the craziest thing he has ever seen happen at show was
Everyone asks this but I wanna know

what band (do they think) has the sickest lineup of man-beards???

What are some of their favorite albums of all time?

Always my favorite question for any band/interview - you're the man if you do it!

How the heck can they keep their sound flowing album through album, without repeating themselves?

If they could tour with any band, who would it be? (Living or dead).

whats the chinese symbol for love?

Ask Gunface how he developed such a distinct (and awesome as balls) style.

Ask Guy how he developed his vocal style, and who is his biggest influence.

ask about the current state of "scratchy logo bands" and what kind of candy they like

I'd like to know about their influences and what bands they are listening to now.

What do they feed through the teeth machine?

What exactly is the fingering for a "red" chord in Drop D?

Ask them what they'd be doing if they weren't in this band.
Would they still be making music, or something completely different?

Wow I was going to ask if they liked Between the Buried and Me and then I saw that the guy on the right has a BtBaM shirt on.

you guys have the lamest questions

ask them if they can give me a t-shirt

Ask them do they regret giving their contact info to Sputnikmusic.

ask if their streamlined sound was born solely out losing a guitarist or if there was a conscious effort to do so before hand

Ask them if they like noodles

Do they like Opeth?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??

To hipnotoad - their drummer was hanging out at the Opeth show I went to - so maybe. Haha - stalker level right there.

Since eating all of the food doesn't help, what does?

how 'bout we ask non-typical questions? hmm?

^Such as?

cliche I know, but what was the general concept/idea into making Fed Through the Teeth Machine?

Whats the meaning behind the album title?

Good luck with the interview.

Thank you kindly hahaha.

Lyrical themes on the album.
Are there any personal anecdotes, inside jokes?
Do they continue the theme of mental illness that seems to pervade their writing ?(well, Clients, and at least some of Prey for Eyes)
Often times there's quite a bit going on there (references to everything from Bruce Willis to Genghis Khan to bad Canadian TV, hell, their name's a nod to an opera), and despite having yet to peruse a lyric sheet, I'm sure this album's no exception.

why do bad things happen to good people?

Ask them why they feel the need to be the best fucking band on the planet

Notable inspiration for song titles?

Where did they come up with the name "red chord"?

why do fools fall in love?

what are they doing about another guitarist when they play live?

An acually valid one..

Does playing nothing but death metal get tiresome??

well they dont play only death metal so...


also, for the red chord question, a red chord is a cut across the neck


question: how do they feel, individually, about their albums, clients in particular?

Can we expect a dvd anytime in the soon future?

Who would they want to cover them and why?

Fav bands they've toured with and why?

And, ask them if they've seen my keys

have they found their bbq yet?

wrapped up or bareback?

Ask them this: waffles, pancakes, or french toast?

For the guy asking what they do about the rhythm tracks live,
I just saw them at a very intimate local show in Traverse City (the maximum limit was 150 people in the venue), and Gunface's pedalboard is huge. He runs a 5150 racked up through an Orange 4x12, then some sort of Orange (thunderverb, maybe?) through another Orange 4x12. He has amp switching to do rhythm trade off licks, and normally records the rhythm track with the looper to play through one amp, turns on the loop, switches to the other amp, and then plays the leads. That's what it sounded like, anyway.

And just because I think I'm cool:
Next

How do you get your beards to be so thick and luscious?

Sorry should have but that better.
Ask them:
Does it get tiresome only playing aggressive music?

if it did, they'd stop

question answered

Tyler, please ask Guy why he doesn't do stand-up.

Have they ever cut royalty open to check for a blue chord?

Have they ever cut royalty open to check for a blue chord?

HA seconded.