Metallica Members = Wusses

2006-07-24 by south_of_heaven 11 | 23 Comments
Metallica have made Blender magazine's list of the "The 25 Biggest Wusses....Ever!" The list, which was published in the magazine's July 200 issue, "salutes the most awesomely wimpy musicians of all time."

In the short write-up explaining Metallica's inclusion on the list, the Blender editors state, "The haircuts were lame and the anti-Napster crusade lamer, but neither prepared fans for the soppy bitchfest that was 'Some Kind of Monster': The once-throttling metalheads dropped $40K a month on a touchy-feely life coach in a Cosby sweater who played master to Metallica's puppets.

"Lars and James bicker and weep throughout, but neither has the decency to just go ahead and slug the other. Wussiest moment: Lars's ego is crushed by his gnomish father who, upon hearing a new song, sagely advises, 'I would delete that.'"

The entire list can be found at blender.com. Thanks for the info to Blabbermouth.net.

and ultimate-guitar.com

Tagged: Metallica

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south_of_heaven 11
July 24th 2006
5618 Comments


I thought this was funny, though I love Metallica. But Lars is a little prick.

El_Goodo
July 24th 2006
1016 Comments


Lars' father freightened me...he looked like he would suit Hammett better.

Steerpike
July 24th 2006
1861 Comments


Heh. I wonder how much hate mail they're going to get over this one.

fisky009
July 24th 2006
813 Comments


Some kind of monster from whsat I gather never slows down so how can that be called wussy?

Steerpike
July 24th 2006
1861 Comments


Not bad. Only six individuals commenting and we already have two of them who can't take a joke.

E_man
July 24th 2006
39 Comments


Blender knows shizz anyways but it is a laugh. MetallicA throughout thier history have shown that they are definetly not lightweight. no pun intended on james. pussy ha ha ha. still love 'em tho

Patrick
July 24th 2006
1891 Comments


i respect them for the anti-napster thing. I hate those who get music illegally. if you want to buy a great cd for $2, go to half.com.

Storm In A Teacup
July 24th 2006
47087 Comments


Meh, I don't know if this should be kept as news, or what.
:p It's still funny though, even though I do disagree.

Steerpike
July 24th 2006
1861 Comments


I find it funny on Blender's list of 50 Worst Artists they put Manowar at number 44 and hate them for all the same reasons as their fans love them.

Thor
July 24th 2006
10384 Comments


Kind of true, but that still doesn't mean I can't love their early material before all of these atrocities happened.

Sawtooth138
July 25th 2006
3 Comments


Id say kill em all is the only "good" album. However Abortion rules.

Hunter555
July 25th 2006
424 Comments


"i respect them for the anti-napster thing. I hate those who get music illegally. if you want to buy a great cd for $2, go to half.com."
Most CDs from half.com are damaged. Some people get the music illegally to know if the should buy it.

stinkypoptart
July 25th 2006
1169 Comments


this is pretty funny.

Bladder
July 25th 2006
204 Comments


I read this in Blender, for a metal band Metallica is wussed out.
Their music isnt that great either.

deflepp0925
July 25th 2006
213 Comments


im a little both ways w/ napster, lars is defending the right of his to recieve the money he deserves for doing his job, i think everyone deserves their fair pay when they work, no matter how rich or what they do, and if you add up the money from downloads, it would be a lot
HOWEVER
these are people who have shown dedication to the band and have bought things of metallica's already, and if you're the biggest band in the world, its no skin off your back
however, he still does have the right to his fair pay for his work
little midget man, he is the only wuss of the band, rob and kirk are cool, james is just eh, great musicians though

Jim
July 25th 2006
5110 Comments


This was funny. I don't think they're wusses at all, but I can easily see how a touchy-feely documentary and a Napster crusade could persuade one's opinion. I actually think it was downright ballsy to do both of those things.

On a side note, anyone witnessed the scene in SKOM with a crying Dave Mustaine pouring his heart out in front of Lars? That's some wussy shit. Where's he on the list?

Confessed2005
July 25th 2006
7703 Comments


Lmao

This was a funny post...

But I wouldn't say Metallica are pussies.

south_of_heaven 11
July 26th 2006
5618 Comments


megadeth never sucked

All their album are metal masterpieces (even RISK)

please, please STOP. You're posts are useless here. This isn't a debate on whether or not Metallica was better with Dave or not. This is about Blender putting them on their Top 25 Wusses list. And to claim that all of their albums are masterpieces is the comment of nothing more than a true fan boy. Just stop man.

Storm In A Teacup
July 26th 2006
47087 Comments


Please listen to south_of_heaven's post on here. I probably deleted at least a third of the posts here yesterday and am deleting several again today. Stay on topic.

RazorBladeLight
August 1st 2006
258 Comments


there on a list of biggest metal wusses... but will this make MetallicA fans stop liking MetallicA, will it make us stop listening to Kill 'Em All or Load, will it stop a whole new geneeration of kids start liking MetallicA, NO. It was a funny and great post, and I am a huge MetallicA fan, but hell, even I must agree that after SKOM they sort of reached wussdom, but none-the-less, the movie ruled!!!


blankbullets
August 1st 2006
1 Comments


metallica is the biggest band in the world fuck all u haters
metllica lives forever m/

AsISitDying
August 2nd 2006
13 Comments


haha thats funny stuff haha metallica nowa days suck

MrSigma
October 14th 2006
34 Comments


metallicash are the biggest douches ever. i hate them all espiecally that troll lars.



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