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2024 in Power Metal

I told myself I wasn't gonna overdo it this year. I lied.
1Orden Ogan
The Order of Fear


Orden Ogan bringing the fuckin' HEAT. Some of the most bombastic shit I've heard all year; arena power metal at its finest.
2Coventhrall
Legacy of Morfuidra


Its shit like this that makes listening to every power metal album each year worth it. This totally knocked my socks off.
3Axxis
Coming Home


What a pleasant surprise. This is probably a top 5 album from these guys, which is saying something.
4Sonata Arctica
Clear Cold Beyond


We've got a winner here boys. Their best album since the first 4 records. Excited to see them continue with this momentum.
5Flotsam and Jetsam
I Am the Weapon


The Flots sweep?!???!
6Wintersun
Time II


Pretty divisive, but I thought it was excellent.
7Triumpher
Spirit Invictus


A noted step up from the debut. Jmal00 is on crack, and Smok is on meth.
8Outworld (UY)
Sky Keeper


Apparently this album was made by one dude. I am genuinely impressed with how cohesive and fleshed out the material is here.
9Frozen Crown
War Hearts


I've been pretty lukewarm to this band for a long time, but they finally managed to impress me. Their best record to date
10Riot V
Mean Streets


Riot V does it again! A rock solid dose of classic heavy metal with enough variation, soaring vocal performances, and riffage to keep you fully engaged.
11Tyr
Battle Ballads


Probably their most power-centric release to date; and I'm here for it.
12Impellitteri
War Machine


Pretty darn good, if I do say so myself. I listened to this while passing a kidney stone and I still enjoyed it.
13Anubis (USA-CA)
Dark Paradise


I feel like this band should be way bigger than they actually are.
14New Horizon
Conquerors


Insultingly low user average; I love this shit. I'm a sucker for simplistic rhythms and anthemic choruses, and this album delivers exactly that.
15Vhaldemar
Sanctuary of Death


Catchy, concise, and A LOT of fun.
16Throne of Thorns
Converging Parallel Worlds


Very solid debut effort. Lot's of interesting and engaging compositions on this one.
17PowerDream
Beast Unleashed


This store brand Beast in Black album kinda fucks, not gonna lie.
18Visions Of Atlantis
Pirates II - Armada


I was pretty "meh" on their previous album, but they really stepped up their game for this new one. Consistently enjoyable from front to back.
19Nightwish
Yesterwynde


Definitely a big step up from their previous few albums. With that being said, I wish they would have spread out the harder hitting tracks a little more, instead of placing them all in the first half.
20Galneryus
The Stars Will Light the Way


Galneryus strikes again with another expectedly solid album. These guys may not be releasing all-time classics, but their consistency and competency is something to be admired.
21Striker
Ultrapower


Absolutely retarded, but in the most fun way possible. You will have a great time with this
22Lutharo
Chasing Euphoria


why the fuck did i enjoy this so much?
23Traveler (CAN)
Prequel to Madness


The riffs have arrived
24Witherfall
Sounds of the Forgotten


Sophisticated lil album right here. Pipe, book and fireplace metal.
25Dragony
Hic Svnt Dracones


Delivers the cheese, and delivers the goods.
26DragonForce
Warp Speed Warriors


Utterly retarded. I love it. Ya'll need to lighten up and have some fun every once and a while; this was such a good time.
27Cloven Hoof
Heathen Cross
28RYUJIN
RYUJIN


RYUJIN
29Freedom Call
Silver Romance


These guys have a certain corny vibe that always hits a sweet spot for me. They aren't worried about being cool, they just want to give you goofy and catchy power metal that makes you smile; and God bless them for it.
30StormHunter
Best Before: Death
31Perseus
Into The Silence
32Powerwolf
Wake Up The Wicked


The album of leftovers they released last year was honestly stronger than this group of new tracks. That being said, there is plenty of fun to be had here; and the short runtime makes it a breeze to listen to.
33Stryper
When We Were Kings


Michael Sweet is a total workhorse. It's comforting knowing we're gonna get another solid Stryper album every few years.
34Brothers Of Metal
Fimbulvinter


Power metal comfort food. Doesn't do anything new, but it doesn't really need to. "Other Son of Odin" is the obvious highlight, and might be the catchiest song I've heard all year.
35Fellowship
The Skies Above Eternity
36Melodius Deite
Demonology
37Mago de Oz
Alicia en el Metalverso


I thought this album would be utter fucking dogshit thanks to that DYSMAL artwork. I'm glad I was wrong, this is a lot of fun.
38Mad Hatter
Oneironautics
39Alterium
Of War and Flames
40Symakya
Project 11: The Landing
41Metalite
Expedition One
42Rage
Αfterlifelines


The material here is definitely a big step up from their past few releases, but that 86 minute run-time is PUSHING it. Thankfully, most of the songs are short, punchy, and to the point; there just needed to be fewer of them.
43Greyhawk
Thunderheart


Not sure why I enjoyed this as much as I did.
44Nemedian Chronicles
The Savage Sword


Seeing a lot of buzz around this album right here. While I'm not quite as thrilled with it as others seem to be, I definitely understand the appeal. I do feel that at least 20 minutes could have been shaved off to make the album a bit more focused, as it definitely starts to drag towards the end.
45Unleash The Archers
Phantoma
46Glyph (CAN)
Honor. Power. Glory.


I feel like I should have enjoyed this more than I did.
47Dawn of Destiny
IX
48Emerald Eye
Night Without Day
49Metal De Facto
Land of the Rising Sun - Part 1
50Thornbridge
Daydream Illusion
51Triton Project
Messenger's Quest


I commend the effort, but the second half of the album got way too self-indulgent for my liking. Having two 20+ minute songs on one album is crazy; and putting them back-to-back is even crazier.
52Evergrey
Theories Of Emptiness


Another decent offering from Evergrey, but I do feel the formula is wearing a bit thin. I really do hope they bring back some of the aggression from the first 3 albums, because their bite is almost completely gone at this point.
53Amalgama (RU)
Mastermind
54Elettra Storm
Powerlords
55Dream Evil
Metal Gods


A serviceable album with a BANGER title track
56Hammer King
König und Kaiser


Wanted to give this a 3.5, but this album features one of the most blatantly obvious instances of plagiarism I've ever heard. The song 'War Hammer' is a note for note copy of 'Midnight Sun' by Helloween.
57Ironflame
Kingdom Torn Asunder
58Arcane Tales
Until Where The Northern Lights Reign
59Rhapsody of Fire
Challenge The Wind


Another okay offering from Rhapsody of Fire. While the material is solid, it's sorely lacking Rhapsody's trademark sound. Any power metal band could have released this and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
60HammerFall
Avenge The Fallen


Hammerfall seem to have fallen back into their usual creative rut again after the surprisingly strong "Hammer of Dawn". Definitely not as strong as I was hoping it would be; but if you like Hammerfall's recent output you'll probably still enjoy it.
61Seven Spires
A Fortress Called Home
62Project Arcadia
Of Sins and Other Tales
63Feuerschwanz
Warriors


I usually have a soft spot for this brand of over-the-top, anthemic power metal, but this one just didn't hit for me.
64Durbin
Screaming Steel


Okay, so apparently that dude who got 4th on American Idol a while back decided to make a trad/power metal album. It's generic as fuck, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun.
65Crystal Viper
The Silver Key
66In Vain (ESP)
Back to Nowhere
67Anette Olzon
Rapture
68Pirate Hymn
Explorer


Running Wild this is not.
69Haunter (BR)
Tales of the Seven Seas
70Nightmare (FRA)
Encrypted
71Wind Rose
Trollslayer
72Sirius (GR)
A Quest For Life
73Saltatio Mortis
Finsterwacht


Do not listen to this if you hate bagpipes
74Outworld (UY)
Way of the Samurai
75Scanner
The Cosmic Race


There are some really good songs on here, but I'm actually shocked by how slopping the drumming is. This is like post-2010 Niko McBrain levels of sloppy. If that issue had been fixed, this could have be something special.
76Scarefield
A Quiete Country


Cool artwork, mid album.
77Amaranthe
The Catalyst


I'm honestly surprised I didn't hate this.
78Firewind
Stand United


I'm gonna be honest. I just don't get what people see in Firewind.
79Millennial Reign
World on Fire


We ain't looking at Stryper levels of Christian metal here, boys. It's not terrible by any means, it just isn't interesting at all.
80Fatal Fire
Arson
81Tribus
El Portal de la Eternidad


I don't speak Spanish
82The Grandmaster
Black Sun
83Axel Rudi Pell
Risen Symbol


I appreciate this commitment to releasing an album every two years, but this is some of the least inspired and generic material ARP has released to date.
84Eynomia
Sea of Tears
85Paragon
Metalation
86Whiteabbey
Words That Form the Key


just a gay little album
87El Reno Renardo
Regreso Al Metalverso
88Eldkling
Scenes of the Deranged
89Manticora
Mycelium


There isn't anything objectively wrong with this album, I just don't like it.
90Magic Kingdom
Blaze of Rage


sleep city
91Imperia
Dark Paradise
92Empires of Eden
Guardians of Time


Not sure what went wrong here, but thing is a total snoozefest.
93Xeneris
Eternal Rising


I can hear the vocalist taking breaths between notes and it's super distracting. Once you notice it, you can't unhear it.
94Leaves' Eyes
Myths Of Fate
95Attacker
The God Particle


The artwork is better than the music.
96Wade Black's Astronomica
The Awakening
97Absolon
The Blood Seed
98Holy Dragons
Fortress


Nah man... this aint it.
99Tungsten (SWE)
The Grand Inferno


A complete and total flop. Stylistically, the music on this record is all over the place, and is comes across as a total mess from start to finish. Whether it be "Vantablack", which sounds like a dollar store version of a Rammstein B-side, or "Falling Apart" with it's cringeworthy metalcore riffs and screams, absolutely nothing about this albums works.
100Thor
Ride of the Iron Horse


Objectively, this album is absolutely terrible. But it honestly is one of the greatest so-bad-its-good records to come along in quite some time. Whether it be the flabby production, pedestrian drum-work, the corny vocals, or the absolutely hysterical lyrics, this thing checks literally every box on the bad album bingo card. But it does it with such conviction and fervor that it inadvertently becomes an endearing masterpiece of bad. I HIGHLY recommend anyone who wants a good laugh to give this thing a shot, because it's a lot of fun.
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