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5.0 classic
AC/DC Highway To Hell
AC/DC Back In Black
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
AC/DC If You Want Blood You've Got It
Accept Metal Heart
Accept Blood of the Nations
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies
Ambush (SWE) Firestorm
Anthem Hunting Time
Anthem Absolute World
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
B.B. King Live in Cook County Jail
B.B. King Lucille
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Children of Bodom Hexed
I had never given this band a listen, but Nuclear Blast was really pushing them, so I gave them a shot. I can now safely say I'm a fan.
David Allan Coe 17 Greatest Hits
Demon Night of the Demon
This is the album I never knew I needed. I'm gonna be jamming this all October.
Dokken Under Lock and Key
Edguy Space Police - Defenders of the Crown
Exorcist (USA-NY) Nightmare Theatre
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Grant MacDonald Ram Ranch
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Hot Dad Wrestle
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Maiden comes back stronger than ever with this album. Guitar synths are used to great effect, and the solos are beyond fantastic on this album. Grand choruses and epic production make this a true experience. My absolute favorite.
Iron Maiden Rock in Rio (DVD)
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Judas Priest Sin After Sin
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Firepower
From What I've heard, this album will be one of their greatest releases.r*Update* I was absolutely correct.
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith 30th Anniversary Edition
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Nonagon Infinity
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Metal Church The Dark
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Motorhead Ace of Spades
Overkill The Years of Decay
Overkill Ironbound
Pat Boone In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
GTFO this is an undeniable classic. Easily one of the best albums of the 90s
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Ramones Leave Home
Samhain November-Coming-Fire
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera
Saxon Unleash the Beast
Scorpions Blackout
Skull Fist Chasing the Dream
Slayer South of Heaven
TerribleTim TerribleTim Spreads Love
Testament The New Order
The Dickies Dawn of the Dickies
Revisited this for the first time since junior year, I love it even more now.
The Pharcyde Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
Thin Lizzy Thunder and Lightning
Toxik Think This
Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar
The energy, power, and cohesion brought forth on this album is something 2019 has been sorely
lacking. Everyone on the record is putting in 110%, and the orchestral arrangements flow perfectly
on every track. Every song is delightfully catchy and cheesy, and the title track may be my song
of the year.
Van Halen Van Halen
Van Halen 5150
W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol
W.A.S.P. The Headless Children

4.5 superb
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
AC/DC Powerage
Accept Russian Roulette
Accept Restless and Wild
Accept Stalingrad
Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare
Alice Cooper DaDa
Alice Cooper Hey Stoopid
Ambush (SWE) Infidel
These Swedes know exactly what they are doing. Infidel is about as close as a band can get
to creating a perfect album.
Angel Witch Angel Witch
Anthem Nucleus
Just as fantastic as I expected. Anthem manages to keep this collection of re-recordings familiar,
yet still remains to keep it fresh and exciting. I'm glad they didn't rely on their biggest hits,
and decided to focus on the underrated gems of their latter day catalog.
Anthem Burning Oath
Anthem Bound to Break
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
Anthrax For All Kings
Atlantean Kodex The Course of Empire
Beast In Black From Hell With Love
Black Death Black Death
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Bloodbound Rise of the Dragon Empire
Surprisingly good, not a dud on the record. Throw this on while playing Dark Souls and you're set.
Carcass Heartwork
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Chris Stapleton From A Room: Volume 2
Chris Stapleton Traveller
Coverdale and Page Coverdale/Page
Def Leppard High 'n' Dry
Def Leppard Pyromania
Def Leppard Hysteria
Diamond Head The Coffin Train
What I ended up listening to was not I expected from this album at all. The short headbangers are
great, but where this album really hits it's stride is in the thick atmospherics of the deeper
cuts like "The Sleeper" and "When We Burn".
Dio The Last in Line
Dio Holy Diver
Dokken Tooth and Nail
DragonForce Reaching into Infinity
Eclipse (SWE) Paradigm
Yeah, this is pretty wicked. Not a dud in the bunch
Enforcer From Beyond
Enforcer Diamonds
Exodus Fabulous Disaster
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grim Reaper Rock You To Hell
Havok Conformicide
Hot damn, you can tell they had an agenda when writing this one. Their best yet.
Helloween The Time of the Oath
Helloween The Dark Ride
Helloween Walls of Jericho
Huey Lewis and the News Sports
Huey Lewis and the News Fore!
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Working their way up, Maiden finally releases a worthwhile album with Bruce. One of Maiden's strongest efforts of the 80's.
Iron Maiden Empire of the Clouds
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Judas Priest Ram It Down
Judas Priest Unleashed in the East
Judas Priest The Complete Albums Collection
Kairos Queen of the Hill
This is good, damn good. I'll have to check out their debut now.
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
Kool G. Rap and DJ Polo Live and Let Die
Leatherwolf Street Ready
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Loudness Thunder In The East
Loudness Soldier of Fortune
Loudness The Law of Devil's Land
Manowar Hail to England
Manowar Fighting the World
Manowar Kings of Metal
Mastodon The Hunter
Mayhem Daemon
Hold up, this thing slaps way harder than I was expecting. I might have to start getting into
black metal now.
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Metal Church The Human Factor
Metal Church Metal Church
Metal Church XI
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Metallica
Misfits Walk Among Us
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Motorhead Iron Fist
Motorhead 1916
Motorhead Another Perfect Day
Ninja Sex Party NSFW
Overkill The Grinding Wheel
Overkill The Electric Age
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Primus Pork Soda
Q5 Steel the Light
Queen Innuendo
Queen The Miracle
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Queensryche The Warning
Ramones Too Tough to Die
Ramones Ramones
Ratt Invasion of Your Privacy
Razor Violent Restitution
Razor Evil Invaders
Rush Clockwork Angels
Sabaton Carolus Rex
Sabaton Heroes
Sabaton The Great War
Contender for my album of the year. Sabaton end the 2010's with the biggest bang possible.
Savatage Hall of the Mountain King
Savatage Gutter Ballet
Savatage Poets and Madmen
Saxon Power and the Glory
Saxon Dogs of War
Saxon Metalhead
Saxon Thunderbolt
Impostors step aside, the mighty Saxon is here to show the young bucks how to craft a proper metal record.
Scorpions Crazy World
Scorpions Love At First Sting
Scorpions Lovedrive
Scorpions Animal Magnetism
Skelator Cyber Metal
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
After 25 years, Slipknot finally gets it. By far the best thing they've ever released.
Smoulder Times of Obscene Evil and Wild Daring
Sodom Agent Orange
Soundtrack (Film) Napoleon Dynamite
Striker Armed To The Teeth
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies
Tankard Alien
Tankard The Meaning of Life
Tankard Beast of Bourbon
Testament The Ritual
Testament The Formation of Damnation
Testament Brotherhood of the Snake
The Offspring Smash
Thin Lizzy Jailbreak
Trivium Shogun
Twilight Force Tales of Ancient Prophecies
Twisted Tower Dire Wars in the Unknown
Uncle Slam Will Work for Food
Van Halen 1984
Van Halen Balance
W.A.S.P. W.A.S.P.
W.A.S.P. Dominator
Warbringer Weapons Of Tomorrow
I'm not a huge fan of most modern thrash bands, but Warbringer is certainly an exception. Think we're looking at a modern classic right here.
Watchtower Energetic Disassembly
White Wizzard Infernal Overdrive
Wolf Wolf
Zac Brown Band The Foundation
ZZ Top Tejas
ZZ Top Degüello

4.0 excellent
AC/DC Ballbreaker
AC/DC Live
AC/DC Rock or Bust
Accept Blind Rage
Accept Balls to the Wall
Accept Breaker
Aerosmith Rocks
Air Raid Across the Line
Alcatrazz Disturbing the Peace
Alice Cooper Constrictor
Alice Cooper Love It To Death
Alice Cooper Killer
Alice Cooper Special Forces
This is the funniest fucking album I've ever heard. Not sure if it was intentional, but this thing is awesome.
Alice Cooper Brutal Planet
Alice Cooper Dragontown
Alice Cooper Paranormal
Alice in Chains Rainier Fog
Ambush (SWE) Desecrator
Ambush (SWE) Natural Born Killers
Anthem Eternal Warrior
Anthem Domestic Booty
Anthem Anthem
Anthem Engraved
Anthem Seven Hills
Anthem Gypsy Ways
Anthem Heraldic Device
Anthem Black Empire
Anthrax Among the Living
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Anthrax Worship Music
Artillery Penalty by Perception
Avantasia Moonglow
Every song with Jorn slays, the rest of the record is a little hit or miss for me though.
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
Baroness Gold and Grey
Bathory Bathory
Beast In Black Berserker
Biff Byford School Of Hard Knocks
Now this was a surprise. I didn't know how to feel about Biff going solo, or what direction he would go musically. But I am glad to say this thing is a top to bottom monster. Keep it up, Biff.
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race
It's good, but it's sure as hell not album of the year.
Blue Oyster Cult Cultösaurus Erectus
Blue Oyster Cult Imaginos
Boston Third Stage
Brothers Of Metal Emblas Saga
Solid chunk of goofy, lighthearted power metal. Lot's of fun, but prepare for some serious cheese.
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Crystal Eyes World of Black and Silver
Damn Yankees Don't Tread
Death Leprosy
Def Leppard Retro Active
Demon The Unexpected Guest
Destruction Cracked Brain
Dokken Back for the Attack
Donny Benet Mr. Experience
DragonForce Maximum Overload
DragonForce The Power Within
Edguy Rocket Ride
Edguy Monuments
Edguy Mandrake
Enforcer Zenith
Yep, just as good as their other albums. Enforcer never disappoints.
Exhorder Mourn the Southern Skies
Never really liked Exhorder's first two albums, but this one is solid from top to bottom. Contender for thrash album of the year.
Fusion Bomb Concrete Jungle
Gama Bomb Speed Between The Lines
Ghost (SWE) Prequelle
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Girls Who Care Light Sleeper
Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror.
The lore is so rich with this band. Still don't know what the fuck a "hoot" is though.
Green Jelly 333
Havok Time Is Up
He Is Legend White Bat
Helloween Straight Out of Hell
Helloween Better Than Raw
Helloween Rabbit Don't Come Easy
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy
Hot Dad Woman Titles
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
Iron Fire Beyond the Void
Straightforward well performed Power Metal. That's all I wanted from this record, and it's exactly
what I got.
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Great debut from metal legends. Only fault is the two slower songs that detract from the album's feel.
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Solid Maiden release, only held down by a few too many prog ballads.
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Much more diverse and exciting than the previous 2 albums. "Fear of the Dark" is still one of my favorite Maiden songs.
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Fiercely underrated album. Only hated because it's not Bruce, but that's why the album succeeds in being such a great listen. "Sign of the Cross" is the best Iron Maiden song ever.
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Great return of Bruce and one of the best post Blaze albums Maiden has released. Only issue is that the running times of the songs started to linger too long. This would be an issue that would plague future Maiden releases.
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
The last two albums were weak as hell. Let's hope they found out how to pace songs or else we'll
be subjected to an 18 minute song with two riffs.

Update: This album really exceeded my expectations. Maiden has finally figured out how to pad out
songs running times, making every second of each song feel necessary. Every song fits together
like a puzzle. I think a large fact of the albums greatness is the fact that Harris was absent
through most of the songwriting process, allowing the rest of the bands writing abilities to
really shine. While not perfect, it's immensely satisfying to hear Maiden with this much energy
again. Overall a damn good album, and their best since 'The X Factor'.
Iron Maiden Live After Death
Judas Priest British Steel
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
The More listens, the more I like it. Best Priest album since Painkiller.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Fishing For Fishies
Boogieman Sam, Plastic Boogie, Cyboogie. Boogie? Boogie.
Kreator Gods of Violence
Krokus Headhunter
Kryptos Afterburner
Kvelertak Splid
Bratebrann has been kicking my ass for 3 months now. Good to know the album surrounding the song is great too.
Laaz Rockit Know Your Enemy
Lazerhawk Redline
Live Without Liars Reign
What's up? What's up? What the FUCK is up Denny's?
Loudness Shadows of War
Loudness On The Prowl
Loudness Disillusion
Loudness The Sun Will Rise Again
Lunar Shadow The Smokeless Fires
Magnum The Serpent Rings
Magnum did the impossible, they made a prog-rock album I seriously enjoyed. Wish I would have discovered these guys sooner.
Manowar Battle Hymns
Manowar Warriors of the World
Massacre From Beyond
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Mastodon Emperor of Sand
Meat Loaf Welcome to the Neighborhood
Megadeth Dystopia
Megadeth The System Has Failed
Megadeth Endgame
Metal Church Hanging in the Balance
Metal Church Blessing in Disguise
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
Misfits American Psycho
Misfits Famous Monsters
Mortal Sin Mayhemic Destruction
Motorhead Bad Magic
Motorhead Orgasmatron
Motorhead Overkill
Motorhead Bomber
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
Motorhead Bastards
Motorhead Sacrifice
Motorhead Hammered
Motorhead Inferno
Motorhead Kiss of Death
Nekrogoblikon Welcome to Bonkers
Ninja Sex Party Attitude City
Ninja Sex Party Strawberries and Cream
Ninja Sex Party Cool Patrol
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
Wow, a prog album in 2019 that didn't bore the piss out of me. Good job, Opeth.
Overkill White Devil Armory
Overkill Taking Over
Overkill The Wings Of War
It's not bad at all, but after the previous 4 records it's a bit of a disappointment.
Overkill Feel the Fire
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin
Possessed Revelations of Oblivion
Wow, I didn't expect much going in, but I was blown away by how old-school and intense this sounded.
Powerwolf The Sacrament Of Sin
Primal Fear Apocalypse
Primus Antipop
Queen Queen
Queen Queen II
Queensryche Rage for Order
Rammstein Untitled
Ramones End of the Century
Ramones Road to Ruin
Ramones Rocket to Russia
Ratt Dancing Undercover
Razor Malicious Intent
Riot City Burn the Night
Sabaton Coat of Arms
Sabaton The Last Stand
Sabaton The Art of War
Savatage Dead Winter Dead
Savatage The Dungeons are Calling
Saxon Rock the Nations
Saxon Solid Ball of Rock
Saxon The Inner Sanctum
Saxon Sacrifice
Scorpions In Trance
Scorpions Taken by Force
Scorpions Sting in the Tail
Sepultura Quadra
I knew after Machine Messiah the band had reached a turning point. If Quadra is any indicator of what's to come, then we're all in for one hell of a ride.
Shades of Deep Water Death's Threshold
Stallion Slaves of Time
Much better than their last record. This thing slaps hard
Stormwarrior Norsemen
The boys from Stormwarrior pull through just before the end of the year with a real doozy. The botched production job holds it back a little, but it has so much cheesy goodness I can't help but love it.
Striker Stand in the Fire
Striker City of Gold
Striker Play To Win
A much more cohesive and finished product than their previous release only a year prior. A small
gripe I have with the record lies in it's lyrics and how many times the phrases "Into the night"
or "Through the night" are used. The album has a bit of a pacing issue, with the tempo's lacking
variation, and the drum work, while impressive on a technical level, is a little too similar from
track to track. However, Striker manages to deliver the goods when it comes to killer production,
sheer intensity, technical ability, and raw power.

Best Tracks - Position of Power, Play to Win, Heavy is the Heart
Sturgill Simpson Sound and Fury
Tankard The Tankard
Tankard Zombie Attack
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Testament The Legacy
Testament Low
Testament The Gathering
Testament Titans of Creation
Really dig the harder edge on this one, pretty fucking heavy. My only issue with with TOC is that it has no hooks whatsoever.
The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous
A swift slap to the cock. The good kind
The Weeknd Starboy
The Weeknd After Hours
The Who Who
Good job boys. Warms my heart to hear these guys still kickin' around and putting out decent music.
Thin Lizzy Fighting
Tokyo Blade Burning Down Paradise
Toxik World Circus
Turnstile Time and Space
Twilight Force Heroes Of Mighty Magic
Tygers Of Pan Tang Ritual
Really good. None of the tracks really stand out that much, but never once does it feel like
they're throwing filler at you.
Tyr Hel
A tad bit too long, but overall, a damn satisfying release from Tyr.
U.D.O. Steelfactory
Uncle Slam Say Uncle
Van Halen Fair Warning
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound
While I do wish they would go back to some heavier material, this album is nothing to scoff at. I can safely say I thoroughly enjoyed every song on this record. A pleasant surprise to say the least.
Vulture (DE) Ghastly Waves & Battered Graves
W.A.S.P. Kill, Fuck, Die
W.A.S.P. The Last Command
W.A.S.P. Dying For the World
W.A.S.P. Golgotha
Whitesnake Flesh and Blood
Whitesnake has never been one of my favorite groups, but they have always put out really solid music, and this is no exception. Surprisingly good hard rock/ heavy metal record.
Wolf Black Wings
Zac Brown Band Uncaged
ZZ Top Eliminator
ZZ Top Afterburner
ZZ Top La Futura
ZZ Top Rhythmeen

3.5 great
Abbath Outstrider
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
Accept Eat the Heat
I dunno guys, this album kinda slaps. D-Train is such a fuckin jam.
Accept Objection Overruled
Accept The Rise of Chaos
Aerosmith Nine Lives
Airbourne Boneshaker
Alice Cooper The Last Temptation
Alice Cooper From the Inside
Alice Cooper Lace and Whiskey
Alice Cooper Raise Your Fist and Yell
Alice Cooper Dirty Diamonds
Annihilator Ballistic, Sadistic
It's comforting to know that I can always look forward to listening to practically the same decent thrash album with dorky vocals every other year. Never stop doing what you do, Jeff.
Anthem No Smoke Without Fire
Anthem Heavy Metal Anthem
Anthem The Very Best of Anthem
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Artillery The Face Of Fear
BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy
I don't like it as much as Metal Resistance, but they manage to pack so much weird shit in here that I can forgive it.
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
Black Sabbath Born Again
I don't give a shit if Gillan doesn't fit the band or how shitty the artwork is. This album has a song called "Digital Bitch", I'm kind of required to like it.
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
I love how every incarnation of Sabbath sounds unique and distinct from one another. I'd be lying if I said I don't dig the fuck out of this one.
Black Sites Exile
Not too shabby. Nothing on here is very memorable, but it's consistently decent throughout.
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
Blue Oyster Cult The Revölution by Night
Body Count Carnivore
Love these guys, and I really dig this new record. The boys in BC sound tight as fuck on here, leaving nothing to be desired in the performance department. I'd say may biggest critique would be the talking points and social criticisms aren't quite as sharp as they were on Bloodlust, and they seem to be treading over too much familiar water.
Cauldron New Gods
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Chris Stapleton From A Room: Volume 1
Cirith Ungol Forever Black
What a weird fuckin' vocalist they have. Thankfully, he's what makes this record stand out in a good way.
Corrosion of Conformity No Cross No Crown
Darkthrone Old Star
Not as good as their previous album, but 1000 times better than anything off of FOAD and Circle the Wagons.
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Angel Humanicide
Def Leppard On Through the Night
Demoniac Stormblade
Demons and Wizards III
Denzel Curry Zuu
Devil Master Satan Spits On Children Of Light
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
DragonForce Extreme Power Metal
Fuck it, I had a lot of fun with this album. I don't think it's as good as their past 3 albums, but I certainly enjoyed my time with this one.
Edguy Hellfire Club
Edguy Tinnitus Sanctus
Exodus Force of Habit
Flotsam and Jetsam The End of Chaos
Freedom Call M.E.T.A.L.
Fuming Mouth The Grand Descent
Solid from start to finish, but loses a little bit of steam at the halfway point.
Ghost (SWE) Demo
Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Gorillaz The Now Now
Great White Once Bitten....
Green Lung Woodland Rites
I enjoyed it, but there was one glaring issue I had with it. I couldn't shake the feeling that these guys sounded like a satanic Greta Van Fleet.
Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army
A consistent and catchy listen, albeit a tad uninspired and unoriginal. Lyrically the album touches upon all the lyrical tropes you would expect from an album of this nature. Despite the album's creative faults, it still remains a highly enjoyable listen with a very talented band to back it up. Hopefully they stray from the cut and paste Led Zeppelin format in the future.
Grim Reaper At The Gates
Was not expecting this to be so good. Steve's voice is for the most part intact, and 'The Hand
That Rocks the Cradle' is among one of the band's best songs. Kinda suffers from a top heavy track
list though.
Hank Williams Jr Major Moves
Hell Fire Mania
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II
Helloween Master of the Rings
Helloween Gambling With The Devil
Hot Dad Are President
Hot Dad The Chowder Man
Infernal Majesty None Shall Defy
Insane Clown Posse Fearless Fred Fury
These guys will always be a guilty pleasure of mine. Love their cheesy horror-themed lyrics, and their bombastic 90's style production. Probably their best since Jeckel Brothers.
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
More of a classic vibe to this album than the previous. Short and strait to the point songs, as well as epics can be found on this release. 'Dance of Death' shows Maiden's diversity, and ability to change things up.
Iron Maiden Killers
Wrathchild and Killers are some of the best songs Maiden has to offer.
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
"Where Eagles Dare" may be one of my favorite Maiden songs, but this album also contains two of Maiden's weakest songs. "Die With Your Boots On" and "Quest For Fire" are completely abysmal efforts.
Judas Priest Stained Class
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
Solid return of metal god Rob Halford, in what was supposed to be "Sad Wings 2" but ended up being "Painkiller 2"
Judas Priest Jugulator
Judas Priest Priest...Live!
Kanye West Yeezus
Korn The Nothing
This thing kinda slaps, and I don't even like Korn
Kreator Coma of Souls
Krokus The Blitz
Laaz Rockit Annihilation Principle
Loudness Hurricane Eyes
Loudness Loudness
Loudness King Of Pain
Loudness Eve To Dawn
Loudness 2・0・1・2
Loudness Rise to Glory
Lugnet Nightwalker
Manowar Into Glory Ride
Manowar Sign of the Hammer
Manowar The Triumph of Steel
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Cold Dark Place
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
A pretty good rock album from thrash legends. Not as good as Load, but still thoroughly enjoyable.
Megadeth Youthanasia
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Metal Church Damned If You Do
Metalian Vortex
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Load
Metallica Death Magnetic
Motorhead Aftershock
Motorhead Motörhead
Motorhead March Or Die
Motorhead We Are Motorhead
Nuclear Assault Something Wicked
Nuclear Assault Game Over
Overkill Horrorscope
Overkill From the Underground and Below
Overkill Necroshine
Poppy I Disagree
I guess this is the next logical step for her to go. Concrete is easily the best song on here, kinda dips after that. Still thoroughly enjoyable though.
Psychotic Waltz The God-Shaped Void
Pretty solid from start to finish. However, it really isn't all too memorable, and I doubt I'll ever get the urge to listen to it again.
Queen A Night at the Opera
Queensryche Promised Land
Queensryche The Verdict
Strong release from the group, especially after a two decade long drought of good music from them.
Getting rid of Tate was the best decision they ever made.
Ramones Brain Drain
Ratt Detonator
Ratt Out of the Cellar
Rigor Mortis Rigor Mortis
Sabaton Primo Victoria
Sacred Reich Awakening
Savage Messiah Demons
Savatage Sirens
Savatage Edge Of Thorns
Savatage The Wake of Magellan
Saxon Strong Arm of the Law
Saxon Crusader
Saxon Forever Free
Saxon Killing Ground
Saxon Call to Arms
Scorpions Savage Amusement
Scorpions Fly to the Rainbow
Scorpions Virgin Killer
Scorpions Humanity: Hour I
Sepultura Machine Messiah
Silver Bullet (FIN) Mooncult
Skull Fist Head of the Pack
Slayer Reign in Blood
Sodom Decision Day
Spirit Adrift Divided by Darkness
Starbomb Starbomb
Steelwing Zone of Alienation
Striker Striker
Stryper God Damn Evil
Stryper Soldiers Under Command
Suicidal Tendencies Join the Army
Sum 41 Order In Decline
Tankard Two Faced
Tankard Chemical Invasion
Tankard The Morning After
Tankard One Foot In The Grave
The Black Keys Let's Rock
The Murlocs Manic Candid Episode
The Offspring Americana
Thin Lizzy Johnny the Fox
Thin Lizzy Vagabonds of the Western World
Turilli / Lione Rhapsody Zero Gravity (Rebirth and Evolution)
U.D.O. Animal House
Van Halen Van Halen II
Van Halen Women and Children First
Van Halen OU812
W.A.S.P. Still Not Black Enough
W.A.S.P. Inside the Electric Circus
W.A.S.P. Unholy Terror
W.A.S.P. Babylon
White Wizzard Over The Top
Wolf Feeding the Machine
It's pretty damn good, but by Wolf standards some of this is pretty forgettable. That being
said, the title track is a fucking titan of a song.
Xentrix Bury The Pain
Zac Brown Band Welcome Home
ZZ Top Tres Hombres

3.0 good
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
AC/DC The Razors Edge
AC/DC Black Ice
Alice Cooper School's Out
Alice Cooper Muscle of Love
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
Alice Cooper Trash
Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider
Alice Cooper Welcome 2 My Nightmare
Angel Witch Angel of Light
Anthem Tightrope
Anthem Immortal
Anthrax State of Euphoria
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
Blind Guardian Beyond the Red Mirror
Bloody Hammers The Summoning
Blue Oyster Cult Club Ninja
Candlemass The Door To Doom
By the books doom metal, lacking variation and flavor. I don't hate it, but I don't love it either.
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Crashdiet Rust
The furry artwork is pretty fucking awful, but the music is alright for what it's worth. Some okay stuff on here.
CZARFACE Double Dose of Danger
Def Leppard Adrenalize
Destruction Born to Perish
Dokken Breaking the Chains
Dokken Dysfunctional
Dream Evil Dragon Slayer
Exumer Hostile Defiance
Ghost (SWE) Popestar
Grand Magus Wolf God
Green Jelly Cereal Killer Soundtrack
HammerFall Dominion
I should probably give 'Dominion' a lower rating, but I had a fun time listening to it.
Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Helloween 7 Sinners
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Underrated gem in Maiden's discography. Aside from Angel and The Gambler this album is nothing short of classic.
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time
Judas Priest Killing Machine
Judas Priest Nostradamus
KAT Without Looking Back
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Kreator Extreme Aggression
Krokus Heart Attack
Lil Pump Lil Pump
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Lordi Killection
Fun concept and decent variation from track to track. Nothing super memorable, but there's
fun to be had.
Loudness The Birthday Eve
Loudness The Everlasting
Loudness Devil Soldier
Loudness Metal Mad
This was their first good album in over 16 years, and it's about damn time.
Manowar Louder Than Hell
Manowar Gods of War
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Megadeth United Abominations
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Merging Flare Revolt Regime
Metal Inquisitor Panopticon
Pretty fun retro metal throwback record, nothing special, but it didn't need to be.
Motorhead The World Is Yours
Motorhead Overnight Sensation
Motorhead Snake Bite Love
Motorhead Motorizer
Mystic Prophecy Metal Division
It's good for sure, but there is a strong lack of memorable songs.
Ninja Sex Party Under The Covers Vol. II
Ninja Sex Party Under the Covers
Overkill The Killing Kind
Overkill Under the Influence
Overkill Coverkill
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Paragon Controlled Demolition
Polaris (AUS) The Death of Me
I have a strong distaste for metalcore and it's "woe is me" attitude, but this was alright. I didn't cringe once while listening to it, so I'd say that's an accomplishment.
Primus The Desaturating Seven
Queensryche Empire
Rage Wings of Rage
If you're in the mood for some metal, this will do. Variety isn't the album's strong suit however. You could turn it off after the song Wings of Rage and not miss a single thing.
Ramones Halfway to Sanity
Ramones Animal Boy
Ramones Subterranean Jungle
Ramones Adios Amigos!
Ramones Mondo Bizarro
Ranger Where Evil Dwells
Rob Zombie The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy...
Sabaton Attero Dominatus
Satan Cruel Magic
Savatage Handful of Rain
Savatage Power of the Night
Savatage Fight for the Rock
Saxon Battering Ram
Saxon Denim and Leather
Saxon Destiny
Saxon Lionheart
Scorpions Face the Heat
Scorpions Lonesome Crow
Scorpions Unbreakable
Scorpions Return to Forever
Seax Fallout Rituals
Seventh Wonder Tiara
Skull Fist Way of the Road
The latest Skull Fist release took 4 years to come to fruition, but isn't quite worth the wait.
Unlike their previous releases which contained no filler, this album is filled to the brim with
pointless and uninspired tracks. While the filler tracks are a glaring issue, there are some
complex and intricate solos here and there. Another positive is that the album certainly doesn't
overstay it's welcome clocking in at only 35 minutes.

Best Tracks - Way of the Road, You Belong to Me, Better Late Than Never
Starbomb The Tryforce
Striker Eyes in the Night
Tesla Shock
A pretty fun record, but really nothing special. Far too many cheesy ballads, and that middle
section is softer than Michael Moore's diet plan.
Testament Souls of Black
The Damned Things High Crimes
The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled
Woof, I don't think it's nearly as bad as people are saying. It's not great, but it has it's charm.
The Night Flight Orchestra Sometimes The World Ain't Enough
Thin Lizzy Thin Lizzy
Thin Lizzy Nightlife
Toxic Holocaust Primal Future: 2019
Trivium The Crusade
Trivium The Sin and the Sentence
Uriah Heep Abominog
W.A.S.P. Helldorado
W.A.S.P. The Neon God: Part 1 - The Rise
W.A.S.P. The Neon God: Part 2 - The Demise
Watchtower Control and Resistance
White Wizzard The Devil's Cut
Wolf Evil Star
ZZ Top ZZ Top's First Album
ZZ Top Rio Grande Mud
ZZ Top Fandango!
ZZ Top Antenna

2.5 average
AC/DC High Voltage (Australia)
AC/DC High Voltage
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
AC/DC Who Made Who
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation
Aerosmith Rock in a Hard Place
Aerosmith Night in the Ruts
Alice Cooper Flush The Fashion
Alice Cooper The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
Anthem Overload
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
Black Label Society Grimmest Hits
Blind Guardian Legacy Of The Dark Lands
I kept waiting for something to blow me away, but it never happened. There isn't anything bad on here, but there isn't anything noteworthy either. It really does feel like a collection of tracks meant to be squeezed in between normal Blind Guardian songs.
Deep Purple Perfect Strangers
Def Leppard Def Leppard
Dream Theater Distance Over Time
While this is a technically impressive record, it's a real slog to get through. It almost gets a 3 for being musically impressive, but it simply never kept my interest.
Edguy Age of the Joker
Enforcer Death By Fire
Exodus Bonded by Blood
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Helloween My God-Given Right
Hollywood Undead New Empire Vol. 1
My roommate worships this band. I'm sure if I was still 11 I would have dug the fuck out of this.
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Not anywhere near Maiden's best work. Filler absorbs most of the albums running time, but the 3 big tracks keep it from being a bad album.
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Lingering running times , a poor vocal performance from Bruce, and large amounts of filler make this album less enjoyable than prior 2000 releases.
Iron Savior Kill or Get Killed
Serviceable, but it's really nothing more than by the books power metal. Sick artwork though.
Judas Priest 5 Souls
Killswitch Engage Atonement
Lacuna Coil Black Anima
It's a no from me. The heavily distorted alt metal guitars layered on top of clean angelic vocals,
paired with some totally EPIC and BRUTAL screams are just silly. I know it's their sound, but
their sound just doesn't work for me.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Loudness Spiritual Canoe
Loudness Pandemonium
Loudness Heavy Metal Hippies
Megadeth Risk
Metallica Reload
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Overkill I Hear Black
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Q5 When the Mirror Cracks
What the hell happened to these guys from 1984 to 1986? The literally went from Accept to Survivor between albums
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
Ramones Pleasant Dreams
Ramones Acid Eaters
Ravensire A Stone Engraved in Red
Rhapsody of Fire The Eighth Mountain
An overproduced, over-polished power metal album severely lacking in the power department. One of my biggest gripes in how new vocalist Giacomo Voli sounds like he's going to break down and cry for the entire record. It has one hell of a closing track though.
Sabaton Metalizer
Saint Vitus Saint Vitus (2019)
Saxon Wheels of Steel
Saxon Innocence is No Excuse
Saxon Into the Labyrinth
SkeleToon They Never Say Die
"Alright, let's make a Goonies album." - Some guy from SkeleToon.
Sonata Arctica Talviyo
Tankard Stone Cold Sober
Testament Practice What You Preach
Testament Dark Roots of Earth
The Beatles Rubber Soul
Thin Lizzy Shades of a Blue Orphanage
Tool Fear Inoculum
Exactly what I was expecting. Technically impressive, but a complete snoozefest. Songs lack variation and flavor, and the end result is a clinical, drab final product.
Trivium What The Dead Men Say
I can't be the only one who hates their new sound right?
ZZ Top El Loco
ZZ Top Recycler

2.0 poor
3TEETH Metawar
Accept Predator
Accept I'm a Rebel
Accept Accept
Aerosmith Get a Grip
Aerosmith Draw the Line
Alice Cooper Pretties For You
Alice Cooper Easy Action
Amon Amarth Berserker
Amon Amarth has never sounded so tedious. This album was a really boring listen from beginning to end.
Anthrax Stomp 442
Anvil Legal At Last
The one time I smoked weed nobody told me it was laced with some sort of hallucinogen, and
I had a hellish nightmare trip. Now every time I smell it I get PTSD.
Bad Religion Age of Unreason
WARNING: The contents of this album contain epic Trump burns and mediocre punk songs.
Battle Beast No More Hollywood Endings
Kinda blows it's load in the first 3 songs, and doesn't pick back up until The Golden Horde. The highlights are great, but the lows are deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Black Sabbath Forbidden
That opening track is wretched. The rest of the album is pretty by-the-numbers and generic, but not as god awful as people say.
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
British Lion The Burning
Wow, this was letdown. Production is thin, Steve's bass is pretty much inaudible throughout, and
every song is mindbogglingly generic. I seriously can't recommend this one.
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Devin Townsend Empath
There are so many sub-par aspects of this record. There is consistently too much shit going on all
at once, and nothing ever comes together as a cohesive whole. Clocking in at a meaty 75 minutes, I
could not wait for this thing to end.
Five Finger Death Punch F8
Forged in Black Descent of the Serpent
Pretty generic thrash, with a decent vocalist. Skip it.
Gorillaz Humanz
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
I mean it's bad don't get me wrong, but I still enjoyed it more than the steaming pile of shit Blink-182 released last year. This is a masterpiece in comparison.
Helloween Chameleon
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
I hate giving anything by Maiden such a low score, but this album really bombs. Tailgunner is really the only decent track on this album. But thats about it. The rest of the album is complete filler to the worst extent.
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
Judas Priest Point of Entry
Judas Priest Demolition
Kamelot The Shadow Theory
Loudness Terror Hakuri
Loudness Racing
Loudness Breaking the Taboo
Luke Bryan Tailgates & Tanlines
Manowar The Lord of Steel
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
Megadeth Super Collider
Melvins Pinkus Abortion Technician
Metallica St. Anger
Muse Simulation Theory
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pearl Jam Ten
Puddle of Mudd Welcome to Galvania
Queensryche Tribe
Quiet Riot Hollywood Cowboys
A couple decent tunes, but there is a lot of cringe worthy bullshit that needs to be sifted through.
Saxon Saxon
Scorpions Pure Instinct
Skillet Victorious
This is pretty much just heavy metal Imagine Dragons, albeit with a couple decent songs. Think I'll just stick to Stryper.
Starbomb Player Select
Steel Prophet The God Machine
Stone Temple Pilots Perdida
What a boring piece of shit this is. Counting Crows sound butch compared to these guys.
Suicidal Angels Years of Aggression
Pretty fuckin' boring. Never caught my interest once through its 40 minute run time.
Tankard Kings of Beer
Testament Demonic
Turbonegro RockNRoll Machine
U2 Songs of Innocence
Voivod Phobos

1.5 very poor
Accept Death Row
Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin
Disturbed Evolution
Fall Out Boy M A N I A
Granger Smith Remington
Ice Giant Ice Giant
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
God awful excuse for an album. The mighty Maiden fell on this album.
Jason Aldean Old Boots, New Dirt
Loudness Biosphere
Loudness Dragon
Loudness Ghetto Machine
Fuck, even by 90's standards this thing is lousy. It's hard to believe these guys released Soldier
of Fortune.
Luke Bryan Kill the Lights
Ministry AmeriKKKant
Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
Raptor Command Elon
I'm not sure I can comprehend this. Almost so bad it's good. ALMOST.
Scorpions Eye II Eye
Shining (NOR) Animal
Steel Panther Heavy Metal Rules
I actually really like Steel Panther, but there is no way they put ANY effort into this one. Gods
of Pussy did give me a pretty solid laugh, though.
Tankard Disco Destroyer
Tenacious D Post-Apocalypto
Three Days Grace Outsider
U2 Songs of Experience
Van Halen Diver Down
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
One or two song stand out in this collection of reworked Van Halen tunes. Eddie has forgotten how to write riffs, and DLR sounds like he is taking a massive dump throughout the entire album.
Waterparks Fandom
I somehow still enjoyed this more than Blink-182's album this year.

1.0 awful
Blink-182 Nine
I have no idea why this is album is getting any praise at all. This album was absolute trash. Top
to bottom garbage.
Buckcherry Warpaint
This album actually hurts to listen to. Todd's voice on this record gave me a fucking headache. No joke
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Florida Georgia Line Anything Goes
Imagine Dragons Origins
John Lennon Wedding Album
John Lennon Unfinished Music No1: Two Virgins
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
Lin-Manuel Miranda Hamilton - Original Broadway Cast
I fucking LOATH this.
Linkin Park One More Light
Logic Supermarket (Soundtrack)
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Loudness Engine
I refuse to believe people actually enjoy this.
Massacre Promise
Mike Love 12 Sides of Summer
Nostalgia Critic The Wall
Somebody listened to this and told him, "Yeah, that sounds good. Release it".
Queensryche Q2K
Sam Hunt Montevallo
Tank Sturmpanzer
Holy shit. What? This was released? This isn't even demo quality. How could this happen? Who let this happen?
The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
XXXTENTACION Members Only Vol. 3
Zac Brown Band The Owl
They gave genre jumping a shot back in 2015, and it produced middling effects at best. Jekyll
+Hyde wasn't great, but it at least had a couple alright tracks on it, and 2017's 'Welcome Home'
was a welcomed return to form for me. However, 'The Owl' is might be the biggest dip in quality
I've ever heard from any band ever. After hearing this, it's pretty obvious they don't give a
quarter of a shit anymore. The song 'God Given' has given me confidence in saying I'm probably not
gonna give any subsequent albums of theirs a spin.

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