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5.0 classic
AC/DC Highway To Hell
AC/DC Back In Black
Greatest rock album ever recorded.
AC/DC If You Want Blood You've Got It
Accept Blood of the Nations
Accept Metal Heart
Accept Restless and Wild
Adman Jammin'
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies
Ambush (SWE) Firestorm
Anthem Hunting Time
Anthem Absolute World
Quite possibly the best Japanese metal record I've heard in my life. The energy here is like nothing I've ever experienced before.
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
B.B. King Live in Cook County Jail
B.B. King Lucille
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Dude, I think I like black metal now...
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Best Sabbath
Blicky Sosa Blicky Season
BLICKY DON'T DO DRUGS! BLICKY DON'T DO FUCKING DRUGS! I ONLY SMOKE WEED. I ONLY DRINK ALCOHOL.
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Bloodbound Book of the Dead
Modern power metal masterpiece. All killer, no filler.
Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties
Boston Boston
One of the riffing-est rock albums ever recorded. Doesn't get much better than this.
Cheap Trick Heaven Tonight
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core
Iconic
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
Crystal Eyes In Silence They March
Oh hell yeah. Hidden power metal masterpiece right here boys. GOOOOOOD shit.
David Allan Coe 17 Greatest Hits
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
These guys went from a mediocre prog-rock outfit to one of the all-time greats in under a year. This is the true debut as far as I'm concerned.
Def Leppard Pyromania
Def Leppard Hysteria
Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence
"SHACKLESANDCHAINANDBLOODYMEAT"
Dio The Last in Line
Dire Straits Love Over Gold
This album is so good it's nauseating.
Dokken Under Lock and Key
Edguy Space Police - Defenders of the Crown
Edguy Theater of Salvation
Enforcer Diamonds
Exorcist (USA-NY) Nightmare Theatre
Fucking listen to this. One of the most riffing-est albums ever recorded.
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended
Freedom Call Eternity
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Grant MacDonald Ram Ranch
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Helloween Helloween
This is gonna make a lot of people (including me), very, very happy. I'm glad they didn't
do a copy job of their 80's output, and managed to branch out sonically; covering all eras
of the band pretty well. It's no Keeper of the Seven Keys, but it's pretty damn close.
Hot Dad Wrestle
Huey Lewis and the News Sports
Huey Lewis and the News Greatest Hits
Desert island album right here. Huey was the soundtrack of my youth.
Iced Earth The Glorious Burden
Yo, yoooooooooo. I fuckin' love this.
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
HOLY SHIT.
Impellitteri Screaming Symphony
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Maiden comes back stronger than ever with this album. Guitar synths are used to great effect, and the solos are beyond fantastic on this album. Grand choruses and epic production make this a true experience. My absolute favorite.
Iron Maiden Rock in Rio (DVD)
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Judas Priest Sin After Sin
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Firepower
From What I've heard, this album will be one of their greatest releases.

*Update* I was absolutely correct.
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith 30th Anniversary Edition
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Nonagon Infinity
Kow Otani GMK: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
This is the first time in Sputnik history where rating an album before it's released is 100% justified.
Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Manowar Hail to England
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Metal Church The Dark
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Misfits Famous Monsters
Yeah, this is my favorite Misfit record. You gonna fuckin' do something about it?
Motorhead Ace of Spades
Motorhead 1916
Norden Light Shadows From the Wilderness
One of the biggest hidden gems of the 80's. An AOR masterpiece.
Overkill The Years of Decay
Overkill Ironbound
Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin
I don't give a shit what the people say; THIS is Ozzy's best record.
Pat Boone In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
GTFO this is an undeniable classic. Easily one of the best albums of the 90s
Pitbull Planet Pit
Iconic. The music that defined a generation; and peak human creativity.

Picture THAT with a Kodak motherfuckers.
Queen Innuendo
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Rainbow Rising
Best metal album ever recorded? Possibly. I don't have any rebuttals to that claim, so I guess it can wear that title comfortably.
Ramones Leave Home
Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine
I'm telling you folks: DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ONE.
Running Wild Black Hand Inn
Samhain November-Coming-Fire
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera
Savatage Hall of the Mountain King
Saxon Unleash the Beast
Scanner Hypertrace
Fucking awesome album. I have a soft spot for science fiction themed metal albums, and this is one of the very best.
Scorpions Blackout
Seikima-II Mephistopheles no Shouzou
Everything that makes Seikima-II great, condensed and amplified in a 50 minute package. Essential Japanese metal listening.
Skull Fist Chasing the Dream
Sodom Agent Orange
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
Wow, this is so fucking good. The only album by these guys I had heard up to this point is "Talvyio", so I expected this to suck ass too. Thankfully, it doesn't, not even fuckin close.
Strangeways Walk in the Fire
Some of the best AOR I've ever heard. You gotta check this out.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells
I unironically love the song Pizza Power
TerribleTim TerribleTim Spreads Love
Testament The Ritual
I don't give a flying fuck if a band changes their sound, as long as it sounds good; and this record right here fucking rules. The Ritual doesn't sound like a thrash band softening their sound, it sounds like a band playing the music they were always meant to.
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Cars The Cars
The best mom rock album ever recorded. Shit slaps hard
The Dickies Dawn of the Dickies
Revisited this for the first time since junior year, I love it even more now.
The Pharcyde Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
Rock and roll has never been done better.
Thin Lizzy Thunder and Lightning
Tilt (JPN) The Beast In Your Bed
The greatest album you didn't know existed. Any fans of classic hard rock/metal
absolutely NEED to check this one out.
Toxik Think This
Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar
The energy, power, and cohesion brought forth on this album is something 2019 has been sorely
lacking. Everyone on the record is putting in 110%, and the orchestral arrangements flow perfectly
on every track. Every song is delightfully catchy and cheesy, and the title track may be my song
of the year.
U.D.O. Animal House
Accept really shit the bed by not recording and releasing this record themselves. Easily some of the best songs the band have ever written. Udo definitely faired the best after they parted ways.
Van Halen Van Halen
Venom Welcome to Hell
Fast, loose, ugly, evil, and a shitload of fun. These guys truly were pioneers of extreme metal, and never get the respect they rightfully deserve. Crank this shit in a cold, dark basement, and have yourself a fuckin blast.
Virgin Steele Invictus
Easily one of the top 5 power metal albums of all time. Absolutely incredible final installment to an already amazing trilogy of albums.
W.A.S.P. The Headless Children
One of the greatest metal albums of the late 80's. Deal with it.
Whitesnake Whitesnake
One of the best glam metal albums ever recorded. It's such a satisfying listen.
X Japan Art of Life
Probably the most impressive piece of metal music ever recorded. Absolutely genius.
Yngwie Malmsteen Eclipse

4.5 superb
AC/DC T.N.T.
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
AC/DC Powerage
AC/DC Let There Be Rock (Australia)
Accept Blind Rage
Accept Russian Roulette
Accept Stalingrad: Brothers In Death
Aerosmith Rocks
Alcatrazz Disturbing the Peace
The fuck is wrong with you guys? This album is so fucking good.
Alice Cooper Killer
Alice Cooper DaDa
Alice Cooper Hey Stoopid
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
This record doesn't get the recognition it deserves. This is neck and neck with Dirt for me.
Ambush (SWE) Infidel
These Swedes know exactly what they are doing. On Infidel, Ambush turns up the aggression
and takes no prisoners. Let's hope we don't have to wait another 5 years for the next
record.
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
now this is what I'm fuckin talkin about
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Angel Witch Angel Witch
Angra Temple of Shadows
Annihilator Alice in Hell
Quite possibly the best produced thrash album ever recorded. The songs are fucking amazing too.
Annihilator King of the Kill
Anthem Nucleus
Just as fantastic as I expected. Anthem keeps this collection of re-recordings
familiar, yet still manages to make it fresh and exciting. I'm glad they didn't rely on
their biggest hits, and decided to focus on the underrated gems of their latter day
catalog.
Anthem Burning Oath
Anthem Bound to Break
Anthem Black Empire
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
Anthrax For All Kings
Anvil Forged in Fire
Artillery By Inheritance
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Atlantean Kodex The Course of Empire
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time
Axel Rudi Pell The Masquerade Ball
Axxis Back to the Kingdom
Bathory Bathory
Beast In Black From Hell With Love
Black Death Black Death
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
A highlight in Black Sabbath's already impressive discography. If Dio was on vocals this would have a 4+ average on this site and you know it. Purists seriously need to stop riding Ozzy and Dio's dicks so hard and actually give this a listen. One of the best albums Sabbath have ever released.
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Blackfoot Strikes
God this thing is fuckin' TASTY.
Blackslash Sinister Lightning
Blazon Stone Damnation
rips
Blazon Stone No Sign of Glory
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blitzkrieg A Time Of Changes
How am I just now discovering this band? I never even knew they existed
Bloodbound Rise of the Dragon Empire
Surprisingly good, not a dud on the record. Throw this on while playing Dark Souls and you're set.
Bloodbound Nosferatu
Bloodbound War of Dragons
Hot damn, this is some good shit! Dragons are cool.
Blue Oyster Cult Cultösaurus Erectus
Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin
Brainfever You
You
Brainstorm Downburst
Brazen Abbot Live And Learn
Glenn Hughs and Goran Edman were in an heavy AOR band together? This is awesome! How have I never heard of this?!
Breitenhold Secret Worlds
Candlemass Nightfall
Carcass Surgical Steel
Celtic Frost Monotheist
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Cheap Trick In Color
Cheap Trick Dream Police
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Children of Bodom Hexed
I had never given this band a listen, but Nuclear Blast was really pushing them, so I gave them a shot. I can now safely say I'm a fan.
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Chris Stapleton Traveller
Cinderella Night Songs
Conception Parallel Minds
Coroner No More Color
Coroner Mental Vortex
Coverdale and Page Coverdale/Page
Cryptosis Bionic Swarm
Wow, this is really good. Why can't more modern thrash be like this?
Crystal Ball In the Beginning
Crystal Eyes Starbourne Traveler
One hell of a comeback record. All killer, no filler.
Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge
Dark Moor The Gates of Oblivion
Death Human
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Angel The Evil Divide
Deep Purple Whoosh!
Wow, this kinda blew me away. Easily their best since Perpendicular
Deep Purple Purpendicular
For the second time Deep Purple show us they don't need Blackmore to make a kickass rrecord. This album has a little bit of everything, but never once feels unfocused of reclectic. Definitely up there with their best material.
Deep Purple Machine Head
While I don't think it's QUITE as good as it's reputation lead me to believe, I can't deny just how consistent and satisfying Machine Head is.
Deep Purple Burn
I will forever stand by my opinion that Burn is on par with In Rock and Machine Head. he title track is also my all-time favorite DP track. So fuckin good.
Deep Purple Perfect Strangers
Seriously can't believe I used to dislike this album in middle school. Such a foolish 12 year old I was.
Def Leppard High 'N' Dry
Demon The Unexpected Guest
Stellar follow-up to their already fantastic debut. Quintessential NWOBHM
Demon Night of the Demon
This is the album I never knew I needed. I'm gonna be jamming this all October.
Destruction Cracked Brain
Fuck you, this is my favorite Destruction album.
Destruction Mad Butcher
I absolutely dumbfounded how 4 of the best tracks this band ever recorded were never included on an actual full length release.
Dethklok Dethalbum II
I'm so glad I started watching Metalocalypse. This shit is absolutely fantastic.
Diamond Head The Coffin Train
What I ended up listening to was not I expected from this album at all. The short headbangers are
great, but where this album really hits it's stride is in the thick atmospherics of the deeper
cuts like "The Sleeper" and "When We Burn".
Dio Holy Diver
Dio Magica
Dire Straits Brothers in Arms
Dokken Tooth and Nail
Dokken The Lost Songs: 1978-1981
Why the fuck were these songs never released? This is easily some of Don's best work. No shit, this is legitimately superb.
DragonForce Reaching into Infinity
Dream Evil Dragon Slayer
As far as power metal goes, this may just have the best production the genre has to offer. Grandiose, epic, cheesy, uplifting, and a shit ton of fun. Love it to death.
Dynazty The Dark Delight
Eclipse (SWE) Paradigm
Yeah, this is pretty wicked. Not a dud in the bunch
Eclipse (SWE) Monumentum
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Edguy Hellfire Club
Edguy Mandrake
Edguy Vain Glory Opera
Elegy (NLD) Lost
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Enforcer From Beyond
Eternity's End Embers of War
This is fucking amazing.
Evil Invaders Feed Me Violence
Exciter Violence and Force
Exodus Fabulous Disaster
Exodus Tempo of the Damned
Best Exodus album.
Faith No More Angel Dust
Weird as fuck, but in the best way.
Flotsam and Jetsam Blood in the Water
Why is this so fucking good? Every single track ranges from great to fantastic. Well done guys.
Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver
Freedom Call Stairway to Fairyland
Freedom Call Master of Light
Galneryus Ultimate Sacrifice
Galneryus Into the Purgatory
Gama Bomb Speed Between The Lines
Gamma Ray Somewhere Out in Space
Gamma Ray Power Plant
Gamma Ray No World Order
Gary Moore Wild Frontier
Gloryhammer Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards
This album made me a born-again virgin, and I'm not even upset about it.
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grave Digger Excalibur
Grave Digger The Grave Digger
Grim Reaper Rock You To Hell
Haunt (USA-CA) If Icarus Could Fly
Havok Conformicide
Hot damn, you can tell they had an agenda when writing this one. Their best yet.
Heavens Gate Livin' In Hysteria
Helloween The Time of the Oath
Helloween Straight Out of Hell
Helloween Better Than Raw
Helloween Walls of Jericho
Hellripper Warlocks Grim and Withered Hags
Wow, this kinda fucks. AOTY material right here.
Highland Glory From the Cradle to the Brave
House of Lords Precious Metal
Huey Lewis and the News Fore!
Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes
Good shit.
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider
Immortal All Shall Fall
Impellitteri Answer To The Master
Impellitteri Stand in Line
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames Colony
In Flames Clayman
Iron Curtain (ESP) Savage Dawn
Ah hell yeah, the music definitely matches that badass artwork. THIS is how you do throwback metal right here.
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Working their way up, Maiden finally releases a worthwhile album with Bruce. One of Maiden's strongest efforts of the 80's.
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Great return of Bruce and one of the best post Blaze albums Maiden has released. Only issue is that the running times of the songs started to linger too long. This would be an issue that would plague future Maiden releases.
Iron Maiden Empire of the Clouds
Jag Panzer Ample Destruction
Apt title, this thing fucking slaughtered me.
Journey Escape
The quintessential feel good album. Nothing deep or thought provoking on here, but that's what makes it so enjoyable.
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Judas Priest Ram It Down
Judas Priest Unleashed in the East
Judas Priest The Complete Albums Collection
Judas Priest Invincible Shield
While not quite on the level of Firepower, Invincible Shield is still an incredibly impressive showcase of pure metal magic from a band that has been kicking for over half a century. Do yourself a favor and skip those bonus tracks, though.r
Kairos Queen of the Hill
This is good, damn good. I'll have to check out their debut now.
Kalmah Swampsong
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kanye West Yeezus
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Diamond Conspiracy
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard I'm In Your Mind Fuzz
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum
Long as hell, but totally worth it. So many great ideas and sounds present here, and all of them work surprisingly well. The fact that KGLW can pull off two fun rap numbers just goes to show that there isn't a single genre they tackle convincingly.
Kingdom Come In Your Face
KISS Hotter Than Hell
KISS Rock and Roll Over
KISS Creatures of the Night
Kool G. Rap and DJ Polo Live and Let Die
Kreator Coma of Souls
Fuck Extreme Aggression, THIS is Kreator's magnum opus.
Krokus Headhunter
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Lard The Last Temptation of Reid
Leatherwolf Street Ready
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath
Loudness Shadows of War
Loudness Soldier of Fortune
Loudness The Law of Devil's Land
Magnum On a Storyteller's Night
Aw hell yeah; this thing rocks! That guitar tone is simply magical.
Magnum The Serpent Rings
Real shit? This is one of their best albums. Modern Magnum is a force to be reckoned with.
Magnum On The 13th Day
Manilla Road Open the Gates
This album kicks Crystal Logic's ass, and you know it.
Manilla Road The Courts of Chaos
Although albums like Mystification and The Deluge are great, this album right here was the moment where Manilla Road took their sound to the next level. Not quite as heavy as their earlier material, but far more satisfying in my humble opinion.
Manowar Kings of Metal
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Mayhem Daemon
Hold up, this thing slaps way harder than I was expecting. I might have to start getting into
black metal now.
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Meat Loaf Bad Attitude
This album slays from front to back. It may not be as ambitious as the "Bat Out Of Hell"
saga, but the songs are direct, infectious and ridiculously fun. Probably my favorite record
from Mr. Loaf.
Mega Colossus Riptime
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Mekong Delta Lurking Fear
The peak of thrash comebacks right here. Probably the greatest thing they've ever released.
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Metal Church The Human Factor
Metal Church Metal Church
Metal Church XI
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Metallica
The fattest snare sound of all time. God bless it
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Michael Jackson Bad
Michael Jackson Thriller
Misfits Walk Among Us
Misfits Static Age
Moonlight Sorcery Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle
God this album is fucking awesome. Probably gonna be my pick for album of the year; borderline perfect.
Moonlight Sorcery Piercing Through the Frozen Eternity
This band is fucking amazing. I don't even listen to EP's but their debut was so kickass I
had to.
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
Motorhead Another Perfect Day
Motorhead Overkill
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
Motorhead Kiss of Death
For my money, this is the best Motorhead record of the 21st century. Inferno isn't far behind it though.
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
"My Ass Is on Fire" sent me into a deep fit of psychosis. I'm still not sure if that is a positive or not.
Night Ranger Dawn Patrol
Nightwish Once
Ninja Sex Party NSFW
Nuclear Assault Handle With Care
Orden Ogan Easton Hope
Orden Ogan To The End
Overkill The Grinding Wheel
Re-listened to this today, and it's somehow even better than I remembered it being when I bought it back in 2017. 2010's Overkill could do no wrong, I swear.
Overkill The Electric Age
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Petra On Fire!
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Finally, a Pink Floyd album I understand the hype behind.
Pink Floyd The Wall
They did it. They actually did it. Pink Floyd made an album I actually love. Took a long time to get here, but I finally found a Pink Floyd album I'd personally consider to be exceptional.
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
I am not a Pink Floyd fan by any means, but this is easily my favorite Pink Floyd record. Doesn't sound much like traditional PF, which is probably the reason I like it so much.
Powermad Absolute Power
Why do so many prog-thrash artists only release 1 or 2 albums?
Powerwolf The Sacrament of Sin
Praying Mantis Predator In Disguise
Good stuff! I come back to this one a lot. It hits that sweet spot of cheesy melodic goodness that I can't get enough of. Tracks like 'Can't See the Angels' and 'Borderline' are immortal jams.
Primal Fear Seven Seals
Primus Pork Soda
Q5 Steel the Light
Queen The Miracle
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Queen News of the World
Queensryche The Warning
Rage Perfect Man
Rage Unity
Rage Black In Mind
Rainbow Long Live Rock 'n' Roll
RAM The Throne Within
Rammstein Mutter
Ramones Too Tough to Die
Ramones Ramones
Ratt Invasion of Your Privacy
Raven All for One
Razor Evil Invaders
Razor Violent Restitution
Rhapsody of Fire Power of the Dragonflame
Rhapsody of Fire From Chaos to Eternity
Rigor Mortis Rigor Mortis
Riot Thundersteel
Riot The Privilege of Power
Riot City Electric Elite
This album fucks.
Riot V Armor of Light
Riot V Unleash The Fire
Rocka Rollas The Road to Destruction
Running Wild Port Royal
Running Wild Death or Glory
Running Wild Victory
Disgustingly low user score for a fantastic album. Not only does Victory have some of the biggest hooks in Running Wild's discog, it is also home to a plethora of catchy riffs and absolutely crushing production job. In need of some serious re-evaluation.
Running Wild Blood on Blood
If you would have told me Running Wild would release one of the best albums of their career in 2021, I would have laughed in your face and called you a complete retard. But here we are in 2021, with Running Wild releasing a late-career opus that rivals their strongest material from the 80's and 90's.
Rush Clockwork Angels
Rush 2112
Rush Power Windows
Best Rush album.
Sabaton Carolus Rex
Sabaton Heroes
Sabaton The Great War
Contender for my album of the year. Sabaton end the 2010's with the biggest bang possible.
Sabire Gates Ajar
The best modern trad-metal I've heard in years. Do yourself a favor and check this out; these guys are the real deal.
Sacred Warrior Master's Command
I bet Jesus loves this album, because I know I do.
Savatage Gutter Ballet
Savatage Poets and Madmen
Saxon Thunderbolt
4 years later and Thunderbolt still holds up as one of Saxon's most consistent and varied records. Absolutely killer in every regard.
Saxon Dogs of War
Nope, I don't get the hate for this one. This is pretty much an all killer, no filler record for me.
Saxon Power and the Glory
Killer shit right here. The Eagle Has Landed is a fuckin' tour de force.
Scanner Terminal Earth
Scorpions Crazy World
Scorpions Love At First Sting
Scorpions Taken by Force
Scorpions Animal Magnetism
Screamer (SWE) Highway of Heroes
Seikima-II From Hell with Love
Seikima-II News
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
Skelator Cyber Metal
Slade The Amazing Kamikaze Syndrome
Slade Till Deaf Do Us Part
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
And then they broke up, never to release another album again.
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
After 25 years, Slipknot finally gets it. By far the best thing they've ever released.
Smoulder Violent Creed of Vengeance
Excellent release. Has that vintage metal sound , but manages to still sound fresh and exciting.
Sodom M-16
Best Sodom album? Probably.
Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild
Soundtrack (Film) Napoleon Dynamite
Stormwarrior Heading Northe
Stratovarius Destiny
Stratovarius Nemesis
Stratovarius Episode
Stratovarius Survive
Survive? More like thrive. One of Stratovarius's greatest albums to date.
Striker Armed To The Teeth
Striker City of Gold
Stryper To Hell With the Devil
Suicidal Tendencies Lights...Camera...Revolution
Survivor Vital Signs
Sword Metalized
FUCKING CLASSIC
Tankard Alien
Tankard Zombie Attack
Tankard R.I.B.
This is one hell of a comeback. Not often that a band this old puts out arguably their best album this late in their career.
Tesla Mechanical Resonance
Testament The New Order
Testament Brotherhood of the Snake
Borderline perfect modern thrash record. BOTS takes the accessibility and catchiness from "The Ritual" and blends it with the relentless aggression of "The Gathering" to create a modern thrash classic. Every aspect of what makes Testament great is on full display here, and it's absolutely glorious.
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Okay, fine. I may hate Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, but everything else on here is really good...
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Offspring Smash
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
Theocracy Mirror of Souls
Thin Lizzy Jailbreak
Thin Lizzy Black Rose: A Rock Legend
Toto The Seventh One
Best Toto album by a long shot.
Triumph Never Surrender
Trivium In the Court of the Dragon
First Trivium album I've enjoyed since Shogun. Matt thankfully keeps his earth-shatteringly rgeneric clean vocals to a minimum, which really helps. I thought I was done with them after rWTDMS, but this pleasantly surprised me. The 2nd half is superb.
Trivium Shogun
Shogun
Turbo Kawaleria Szatana
GAAAAAAAAALLEON
Turbo Dorosłe dzieci
Twilight Force Tales of Ancient Prophecies
Twisted Sister Stay Hungry
Twisted Tower Dire Wars in the Unknown
Tyler, the Creator Flower Boy
Tyr By the Light of the Northern Star
Tyr finally decided to pick up the pace, and God bless them for it.
U.D.O. Faceless World
U.D.O. No Limits
U.D.O. Touchdown
Touchdown is right. Holy fucking shit dude
Uncle Slam Will Work for Food
Uriah Heep Sweet Freedom
Uriah Heep Abominog
Uriah Heep Sea of Light
Van Halen 1984
Van Halen 5150
Vektor Terminal Redux
Venator (AT) Paradiser
Venom Black Metal
Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare
Virgin Steele The Book Of Burning
Skip the first two albums, and listen to this instead.
Virgin Steele The Marriage of Heaven And Hell: Part I
Virgin Steele The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: Part II
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act II
This album is the tits
Voivod Dimension Hatröss
Voivod Nothingface
Voivod The Outer Limits
Voivod The Wake
YES. They did it. THEY FUCKING DID IT. Real talk, this might be their best album. Some REALLY good
shit here.
Vulture (DE) Dealin' Death
When it comes to modern thrash, these guys are the real deal. Definitely make sure you
check this out, you wont regret it.
Vulture (DE) Sentinels
This is the shit that moistens pussies and hardens cocks.
W.A.S.P. W.A.S.P.
W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol
Warbringer Weapons of Tomorrow
I'm not a huge fan of most modern thrash bands, but Warbringer is certainly an exception. Think we're looking at a modern classic right here.
Weird Al Yankovic Dare To Be Stupid
White Wizzard Infernal Overdrive
Whitesnake Forevermore
The fact David Coverdale released an album THIS good in 2011 is nothing short of astounding. Every single song slaps, and the overall product stands toe to toe with their best records.
Whitesnake Slide It In
Wintersun Wintersun
Wolf Wolf
Wolf Black Wings
X Japan Jealousy
Xentrix Shattered Existence
Y&T In Rock We Trust
Yngwie Malmsteen Odyssey
Zac Brown Band The Foundation
ZZ Top Eliminator

4.0 excellent
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
AC/DC Ballbreaker
AC/DC Live
AC/DC Power Up
We all know AC/DC have never, and will never change. But with that being said, this album
is a notable jump in quality, and easily the best thing they've released in nearly 40
years. Dumb fun, but fun regardless. Submit to your inner middle-aged dad and have a good
time.
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Australia)
Accept Balls to the Wall
Accept Breaker
Ace Frehley Ace Frehley
Aerosmith Nine Lives
Aerosmith Get Your Wings
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation
Much better than I remember it being. Really solid attempt at commerciality.
Air Raid Across the Line
Air Raid Fatal Encounter
Bump this shit yo.

*update* Lol, I meant the album, not my comment.
Alcatrazz Born Innocent
Graham Bonnet is such an underrated songwriter. Some really great stories on this record.
Alcatrazz No Parole from Rock 'n' Roll
Alestorm Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
Was gonna give this a 3.5, but then discovered that the deluxe edition contains a version of the album with dark barks in place of the vocals.
Alice Cooper Constrictor
Alice Cooper Love It To Death
Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare
Alice Cooper Special Forces
I fucking love this record. This and DaDa make Cooper's "blackout" era more than worth a
listen. Skip Zipper though, that album fucking sucks.
Alice Cooper Brutal Planet
One of the finest examples of "albums that should suck balls, but are actually fantastic".
Alice Cooper Dragontown
Alice Cooper Paranormal
Alice in Chains Rainier Fog
Alice in Chains Facelift
Alien Alien
Allen Lande The Battle
Allen Lande The Great Divide
Ambush (SWE) Desecrator
Ambush (SWE) Natural Born Killers
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
Angra Rebirth
Angus McSix Angus McSix and the Sword of Power
Dumb, but fun with tons of catchy hooks. This definitely receives the RRC seal of approval; feel good music perfected.r
Annihilator Schizo Deluxe
Annihilator Never, Neverland
Annihilator Carnival Diablos
Anthem Eternal Warrior
Anthem Domestic Booty
Anthem Anthem
Anthem Tightrope
Anthem No Smoke Without Fire
Anthem Engraved
Anthem Gypsy Ways
Anthem Heraldic Device
Anthem Crimson & Jet Black
These motherfuckers just released their 18th consecutive banger.
Anthrax Among the Living
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Anthrax Worship Music
Anubis (USA-CA) Dark Paradise
Anvil Metal on Metal
Anvil Worth The Weight
Anvil Juggernaut Of Justice
that one time Anvil randomly decided to put out a good album
Armored Saint March of the Saint
Armored Saint Raising Fear
Armored Saint Symbol of Salvation
Armored Saint Punching the Sky
Artillery Penalty by Perception
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Atheist Elements
Atheist Piece of Time
Autograph That's the Stuff
Avaland Theater of Sorcery
So this is basically a budget version of Avantasia. With that being said, this is a really
solid debut that I can give a hearty recommendation.
Avantasia The Metal Opera
Avantasia The Scarecrow
Avantasia The Wicked Symphony
Avantasia Ghostlights
Avatar Hunter Gatherer
What the fuck were they thinking? None of the songs have "king" in the title.
Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But a Dream...
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Axel Rudi Pell Oceans of Time
Axel Rudi Pell Wild Obsession
Am I missing something here? This thing is a certified slapper
Axel Rudi Pell Eternal Prisoner
Axel Rudi Pell Kings and Queens
Axel Rudi Pell Lost XXIII
Axewitch Out of the Ashes into the Fire
Axxis Kingdom of the Night
Axxis II
Axxis Kingdom Of The Night II
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
Barren Cross Atomic Arena
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
Bathory Blood on Ice
Bathory Nordland I
Bathory Nordland II
Battle Born Blood, Fire, Magic and Steel
Super generic, but infinitely enjoyable. Sometimes playing it safe is the best course of action.
Beast In Black Berserker
Bee Gees One
Not sure why I like this so much, but I do.
Biff Byford School Of Hard Knocks
Now this was a surprise. I didn't know how to feel about Biff going solo, or what direction he would go musically. But I am glad to say this thing is a top to bottom monster. Keep it up, Biff.
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Blackslash Lightning Strikes Again
Blaze Bayley War Within Me
Blazon Stone Return to Port Royal
Blazon Stone War of the Roses
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Blind Guardian The God Machine
Blind Guardian never misses.
Blitzkrieg Unholy Trinity
Blitzkrieg Absolute Power
Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race
It's good, but it's sure as hell not album of the year.
Bloodbound Tales From The North
Not reinventing the wheel by any means, but it didn't need to. By playing it safe Bloodbound ensured that almost every song on here is a banger.
Blue Oyster Cult The Symbol Remains
Was not expecting this to be so good. BOC is still as weird as always, and I love it.
Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny and Mutation
Blue Oyster Cult Agents of Fortune
Blue Oyster Cult The Revölution by Night
Blue Oyster Cult Imaginos
Blue Oyster Cult Heaven Forbid
I'm 13 albums in and they haven't released a single album I've disliked. People are really sleeping on their post-81 material; fix that shit.
Bob Catley Immortal
Bodom After Midnight Paint the Sky With Blood
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
Boston Don't Look Back
Boston Third Stage
Brainstorm Hungry
Brainstorm Soul Temptation
Brainstorm Firesoul
Brainstorm Midnight Ghost
Brazen Abbot Eye Of The Storm
Brazen Abbot Bad Religion
Breitenhold The Inn of Sorrowing Souls
Brothers Of Metal Emblas Saga
Solid chunk of goofy, lighthearted power metal. Lot's of fun, but prepare for some serious cheese.
Bruce Dickinson Accident of Birth
MASSIVE leap in quality from the 3 albums that proceeded it. Note a huge fan of the guitar tone, but the songs themselves are great.
Bruce Dickinson The Chemical Wedding
Bullet Storm of Blades
BulletBoys BulletBoys
Burning Point Arsonist of the Soul
Really solid, no frills, meat and potatoes power metal. Much better than it has any right to be.
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Candlemass Tales of Creation
Carcass Heartwork
Cauldron New Gods
Cauldron Burning Fortune
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
Cheap Trick Cheap Trick
Cheap Trick One on One
All Shook Up was solid, but it certainly didn't rock as hard as this bad boy. Criminally underrated.
Cheap Trick Rockford
Cheap Trick Bang, Zoom, Crazy…Hello
Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Chris Stapleton From A Room: Volume 2
Cinderella Long Cold Winter
Cinderella Still Climbing
Civil War Invaders
The album Sabaton wished they made in 2022.
Conception In Your Multitude
Coroner Grin
The weakest Coroner album by a small margin, but still a damn solid offering. The first 2 tracks are pretty weak, but everything after that slaps.
Coroner R.I.P.
Craaft Craaft
Cradle of Filth Existence Is Futile
Best Cradle of Filth album hands down.
Cradle of Filth Midian
Crimson Glory Transcendence
Crown Lands Fearless
Crystal Ball Hard Impact
These guys seriously need more attention. Imagine early Stratovarius but it's actually good.
Crystal Ball Déjà-Voodoo
Crystal Ball Crystallizer
Crystal Eyes World of Black and Silver
Crystal Viper The Cult
Dang, this is pretty good. That title track is a fuckin scorcher.
Cynic Focus
Damn Yankees Don't Tread
Danger Danger Danger Danger
Danzig Danzig III: How The Gods Kill
Danzig Danzig
Danzig Deth Red Sabaoth
One of the best comeback albums of the 2010's. After over 15 years of mediocrity Danzig finally delivers the goods. Killer album right here.
Dark Angel Darkness Descends
Dark Angel Leave Scars
Promise of Agony is an absolute banger
Dark Moor The Hall of the Olden Dreams
Dark Moor Tarot
Dark Moor Autumnal
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Darkthrone Arctic Thunder
ah hell yeah
Darkthrone Total Death
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Dawn of Destiny Dawn of Destiny
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Symbolic
Lol, this is my least favorite Death record.
Death Angel Humanicide
Death Angel The Dream Calls for Blood
Death Angel The Ultra-Violence
Deep Purple Fireball
The bastard middle child sandwiched between the two big guns is still a total beast in its own right.
Deep Purple Stormbringer
The Coverdale era of Deep Purple is sickeningly underrated. Stormbringer funks AND fucks.
Deep Purple Come Taste the Band
This album fucking rocks dude. Replacing Blackmore was a Herculean task, but Bolin fucking SLAYS on here. It's no 'In Rock' or 'Machine Head', but it isn't too far behind. This record is some serious need of reassessment.
Deep Purple Slaves and Masters
I love this album. I understand why people don't like it, but it hits all the notes I
wanted from a Joe Lynn Turner fronted Deep Purple album. It may not sound like the band's
classic output, but it showed Deep Purple could make a damn good AOR record.
Deep Purple Now What?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY fucking better than Rapture of the Deep.
Def Leppard Retro Active
Def Leppard On Through the Night
Defiance (USA-CA) Beyond Recognition
Hidden gem of 90's thrash.
Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence
Demon Cemetery Junction
Demon Breakout
Exponentially better than Heart of Our Time. Demon finally remembered they are a metal band.
Derdian New Era Part IV - Resurgence
Was expecting this to be generic as shit, but it actually kinda fucks. Definitely a highlight of 2023 pm so far.
Destruction Infernal Overkill
Destruction Release from Agony
Dethklok The Dethalbum
You know, for a gimmick album, this is actually really fucking good.
Dethklok Dethalbum IV
Don't trust these dweebs, this album fucks.
Devil Master Satan Spits On Children Of Light
Glad I revisited this one; it's way better then I remembered. A successful swift kick to the nuts that permeates with an unapologetically wicked attitude.
Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations
Diamond Head Borrowed Time
Hot take: I prefer this over Lightning To the Nations
Dio Sacred Heart
Dio Master of the Moon
Dire Straits Making Movies
Dire Straits On Every Street
Dokken Back for the Attack
Dokken Lightning Strikes Again
Don Dokken Up From The Ashes
5th Dokken album. On par with their first 4 albums, and almost surpasses them on a couple occasions. I Crash and Burn all day, baby.
Donny Benet Mr. Experience
Doublegeddon Geddon Dangerous
One dude made this entire album by himself, and it's incredible. Check this shit out yo!
DragonForce Maximum Overload
DragonForce The Power Within
DragonForce Warp Speed Warriors
Utterly retarded. I love it. Ya'll need to lighten up and have some fun every once and a while; this was such a good time.
Dream Evil The Book of Heavy Metal
Dynazty Final Advent
Wtf is this user average? This is great. More bands that sound like Beast In Black are always welcome.
Dynazty Renatus
Starlight fuckin slaps
Dynazty Firesign
Earthshaker Earthshaker 1983
Earthshaker Fugitive
Earthshaker Aftershock (LP)
Had to add the LP part because sput thought it was a duplicate entry. Great album tho, super underrated
Eclipse (SWE) Armageddonize
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edguy Rocket Ride
Edguy Monuments
Elegy (NLD) Labyrinth of Dreams
Elegy (NLD) Supremacy
Elegy (NLD) State of Mind
Elegy (NLD) Principles of Pain
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Enforcer Into The Night
Enforcer Death By Fire
Enforcer Nostalgia
Enforcer is back bitches. Great album, on par with Death By Fire
Europe The Final Countdown
I simultaneously love and hate every aspect of this album.
Evergrey Escape of the Phoenix
Damn, this is really good. I would rarely ever label metal as "lovely", but this shit is fuckin lovely. May be a 4.5 in the future, but we'll see.
Evermore (SWE) In Memoriam
Evildead Annihilation of Civilization
Evile Hell Unleashed
A song about John Carpenter's The Thing? Yeah, count me in.
Exciter Exciter
Exhorder Mourn the Southern Skies
Never really liked Exhorder's first two albums, but this one is solid from top to bottom. Contender for thrash album of the year.
Exodus Force of Habit
Exodus Bonded by Blood
Killer songs, but Christ those vocals are rough. Not to speak ill of the dead, but Paul Baloff seriously couldn't sing.
Exodus Pleasures of the Flesh
I'd say the songs aren't quite as strong as BbB, but the vocals are 100% better. This kinda revens it out, keeping them on par with each other.
Exodus Persona Non Grata
I really don't understand why people are hating on the vocals so much. He sounds just like he did on Blood In, Blood Out... The material on here is stronger than the stuff on that album too. Their best since Tempo.
EZO EZO
Fair Warning Fair Warning
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fallen Sanctuary Terranova
Delightful dose of cheese with a great sense of melody. I swear me and Trey are at odds on everything this year.
Fates Warning No Exit
Fates Warning Disconnected
Fellowship The Saberlight Chronicles
Happiest metal album ever. Can't help but smile by how wholesome it is.
Firehouse Firehouse
Firewind Immortals
Firewind Firewind
Flotsam and Jetsam Flotsam and Jetsam
Flotsam and Jetsam The End of Chaos
Forbidden Forbidden Evil
Fortress Don't Spare The Wicked
Freedom Call M.E.T.A.L.
Freedom Call Beyond
Freternia The Final Stand
High energy power metal with a distinct focus on melody and hooks. Among the best 2022 PM albums released thus far.
Frozen Land Out of the Dark
I really enjoyed this; that last track is somethin else man. I can safely say I've never heard anything like it on a power metal record.
Fusion Bomb Concrete Jungle
Galneryus The Flag Of Punishment
Galneryus Beyond the End of Despair...
Galneryus Reincarnation
Galneryus Phoenix Rising
Galneryus Angel of Salvation
Galneryus Under the Force of Courage
Galneryus 絆 - Fist of the Blue Sky
Galneryus Between Dread and Valor
Galneryus always delivers. This band just radiates quality.
Gamma Ray Insanity and Genius
Gamma Ray Land of the Free
Gamma Ray Empire of the Undead
Gary Moore Dirty Fingers
Gary Moore Victims Of The Future
Gary Moore Run for Cover
Gary Moore After the War
Ghost (SWE) Prequelle
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Girls Who Care Light Sleeper
Glacier (USA-OR) The Passing of Time
Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror.
The lore is so rich with this band. Still don't know what the fuck a "hoot" is though.
Gojira Fortitude
I'll be honest; I think I enjoy Gojira's more streamlined sound in comparison to their early work.
Grave Digger Rheingold
Grave Digger Symbol of Eternity
Green Jelly 333
Green Lung Black Harvest
A marked improvement over the debut. Definitely has some energy that the previous album lacked at points.
Griffin (USA-CA) Flight of the Griffin
Grim Reaper See You In Hell
Halford Resurrection
Halloween Don't Metal With Evil
HammerFall Glory To The Brave
HammerFall Legacy Of Kings
HammerFall Crimson Thunder
HammerFall Hammer of Dawn
Wait, this is actually good? I was convinced these guys were gonna release middling albums for the rest of their career, but this was a very pleasant surprise. No Son of Odin is probably one of the best songs these guys have ever recorded.
Hardline Double Eclipse
Harem Scarem Mood Swings
Haunt (USA-CA) Golden Arm
This band is pretty hit or miss for me, but this new album really hits. One of their best
Haunt (USA-CA) Mosaic Vision
Haunt (USA-CA) Mind Freeze
Haunt (USA-CA) Beautiful Distraction
Havok Time Is Up
He Is Legend White Bat
He Is Legend Endless Hallway
I genuinely cannot categorize this into any established genre that I'm aware of.
Heathen Victims of Deception
Heaven and Hell The Devil You Know
Heavy Load Death or Glory
A glorious little hidden gem from the early 80s. The band isn't super tight performance wise, but the spirit and love for the genre are on full display, and it's extremely charming. Imagine a more downtempo Manilla Road with better vocals.
Heavy Load Stronger Than Evil
Helloween Master of the Rings
Helloween Rabbit Don't Come Easy
Helloween The Dark Ride
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy
Helstar Remnants of War
Helstar Nosferatu
Holy Mother Toxic Rain
Hot Dad Woman Titles
House of Lords Demons Down
Metallic Blue is a fucking JAM
House of Lords Sahara
House of Lords Big Money
House of Lords Cartesian Dreams
House of Lords Indestructible
Huey Lewis and the News Hard at Play
Hm, I was expecting this to be a piece of shit based on the user scores, but I really enjoyed this. 11 tracks of the feel good pop-rock I know and love from Huey and the Boys. Couple Days Off is a HARD jam.
Ibaraki Rashomon
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Iced Earth Horror Show
Iced Earth Dystopia
Immortal Damned In Black
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal Northern Chaos Gods
Impellitteri System X
Impellitteri Venom
Impellitteri The Nature of the Beast
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames Foregone
In Flames Come Clarity
Insane Clown Posse The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Yeah, I definitely fuck with this. Most of it is over-the-top comedic horrorcore; but tracks like Echo Side are genuinely good in an unironic way.
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
The last time Maiden sounded like they were actually having fun. Take off the last 3 tracks, and you've got one hell of a Maiden album. Doesn't top Brave New World, but it does stand as one of their best post-Blaze era releases.
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Great debut from metal legends. Only fault is the two slower songs that detract from the album's feel.
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Man I used to think this album was the shit back in the day. I still think it's a solid Maiden release, but any time those self indulgent prog ballads kick in I kinda wanna ralph. The more times I revisit it, the less I like it.
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Easily Maiden's most varied and interesting record to date. Not everything on here lands, but when it does, it's fantastic. Had the band cut a couple filler tracks, this may have landed a spot in my top 5 Maiden albums.
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Fiercely underrated album. Only hated because it's not Bruce, but that's why the album succeeds in being such a great listen. "Sign of the Cross" is the best Iron Maiden song ever.
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
The last two albums were weak as hell. Let's hope they found out how to pace songs or else we'll
be subjected to an 18 minute song with two riffs.

Update: This album really exceeded my expectations. Maiden has finally figured out how to pad out
songs running times, making every second of each song feel necessary. Every song fits together
like a puzzle. I think a large fact of the albums greatness is the fact that Harris was absent
through most of the songwriting process, allowing the rest of the bands writing abilities to
really shine. While not perfect, it's immensely satisfying to hear Maiden with this much energy
again. Overall a damn good album, and their best since 'The X Factor'.
Iron Maiden Live After Death
Iron Savior Battering Ram
Iron Savior Firestar
Iron Savior Iron Savior
Iron Savior Skycrest
Jag Panzer Shadow Thief
Jag Panzer Chain of Command
Jag Panzer Age of Mastery
Jag Panzer Mechanized Warfare
Jani Liimatainen My Father's Son
An interesting, surprising and sonically dynamic power metal album in 2022? I must be dreaming.
Journey Infinity
Journey Frontiers
Journey Freedom
I was not expecting this to be any good at all, yet here I am giving this a 4. Even though its 20 minutes too long, this is probably their strongest record since Frontiers in 85.
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
The More listens, the more I like it. Best Priest album since Painkiller.
Kalmah They Will Return
Kalmah Palo
Kamelot The Fourth Legacy
Kamelot Karma
Kamelot Epica
Kamelot Haven
Kamelot The Awakening
Wow, this was a pleasant surprise. This might be in the top 5 best Kamelot albums if I'm being honest.
KAT Oddech Wymarłych Światów
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Diamond The Puppet Master
King Diamond Abigail
King Diamond ''Them''
King Diamond The Spider's Lullabye
King Diamond Voodoo
King Diamond Give Me Your Soul...Please
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Fishing For Fishies
Boogieman Sam, Plastic Boogie, Cyboogie. Boogie? Boogie.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Flying Microtonal Banana
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Murder Of The Universe
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Willoughby's Beach
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard L. W.
Imagine releasing 17 consecutive bangers in under 9 years.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of...
Very nice. I still like Rat's Nest more, but the boys definitely took more risks this time around, which I appreciate greatly.
King Kobra Thrill of a Lifetime
Iron Eagle is a banger for the ages, and the rest is solid collection of high energy AOR.
KISS KISS
KISS Love Gun
KISS Revenge
Kix Midnite Dynamite
Kix Blow My Fuse
Kreator Gods of Violence
Kreator Terrible Certainty
Kreator Endorama
They went for something different, and in my opinion it really paid off. I'll take this over the generic dogshit they started cranking out after Coma of Souls any day.
Kreator Violent Revolution
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Krokus Heart Attack
I don't know if I'm just easy to impress, but I really dig this. Great party rock record
Krokus Hardware
Krokus The Blitz
An average of a 2.8? The fuck are you guys smoking? This is a killer hard rock record.
Krokus Hellraiser
Kryptos Force of Danger
Force of Danger may be a little more streamlined than it's predecessor, but the overall experience is a tad better in my opinion. The title track sounds like it came straight off an Ambush record, which is never a bad thing.
Kuenring Neon Nights
The lack of catchy melodies is completely forgiven; this thing is just RIFF after
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RIFF after RIFF after RIFF after
Kvelertak Splid
Bratebrann has been kicking my ass for 3 months now. Good to know the album surrounding the song is great too.
Kvelertak Meir
Laaz Rockit Annihilation Principle
Laaz Rockit Nothing's Sacred
Lancer Lancer
Lazerhawk Redline
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Legendry Time Immortal Wept
Nothing this years sounds anything close to what these boys created. Imagine if Uriah Heep made a power metal record. Quite the unique little album.
Live Without Liars Reign
What's up? What's up? What the FUCK is up Denny's?
Lizzy Borden Deal With the Devil
Lost Horizon Awakening the World
Loudness Thunder In The East
Loudness Hurricane Eyes
Loudness Loudness
Loudness On The Prowl
Loudness Disillusion
Loudness Sunburst
Hands down their best release since Soldier of Fortune. They may have had an embarrassingly long rough patch, but this record shows they still have what it takes to release an awesome album.
Loudness Lightning Strikes
Luca Turilli's Rhapsody Ascending to Infinity
Lunar Shadow The Smokeless Fires
Lutharo Chasing Euphoria
why the fuck did i enjoy this so much?
Magic Dance New Eyes
Magnum Vigilante
Magnum The Eleventh Hour
Magnum Princess Alice and the Broken Arrow
Magnum Into the Valley of the Moonking
Magnum Escape from the Shadow Garden
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
Manilla Road The Deluge
Manilla Road Mystification
Manilla Road Mysterium
Manilla Road To Kill a King
Manowar Battle Hymns
Sound of charge! Into glory RIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manowar Sign of the Hammer
Manowar Fighting the World
Manowar Warriors of the World
The fuck is your guys' problem? This thing is a total anthem factory.
Masquerade (SWE) Masquerade
Excellent glam metal record with the sad fate of being released in 1992. Fans of harder edged hair metal like Dokken and Ratt definitely need to give this a listen.
Massacre From Beyond
Mastodon Emperor of Sand
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Meat Loaf Welcome to the Neighborhood
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell III
Meat Loaf Dead Ringer
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Megadeth Youthanasia
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Megadeth Dystopia
Megadeth The System Has Failed
Megadeth Endgame
Mekong Delta Kaleidoscope
Mekong Delta The Principle of Doubt
Mekong Delta Visions Fugitives
Mekong Delta Wanderer on the Edge of Time
Different for sure, but in a good way. Only took em 20+ years, but Mekong finally started incorporating melody into their music.
Melvins Bad Mood Rising
Their last album was a step in the right direction, and this record completed their transition back into solid music. On another note, Buzz kinda sounds like Brett Hinds on this album.
Mercyful Fate Time
Metal Church Hanging in the Balance
Metal Church Blessing in Disguise
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct
Midnight Priest Aggressive Hauntings
Midnight Priest Midnight Priest
Misfits American Psycho
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood
Moonlight Sorcery Nightwind: The Conqueror From The Stars
Morbid Saint Destruction System
Mordred Fool's Game
Mortal Sin Mayhemic Destruction
Motley Crue Too Fast for Love
Motley Crue Saints of Los Angeles
Motorhead Bad Magic
Motorhead Iron Fist
Motorhead Orgasmatron
Motorhead Bomber
Motorhead Sacrifice
Motorhead Inferno
Nation Chased By Time
Nation Without Remorse
Nekrogoblikon Welcome to Bonkers
Night Ranger Midnight Madness
Night Ranger 7 Wishes
Night Ranger Feeding Off The Mojo
Night Ranger High Road
Nightwish Oceanborn
The operatic female vocals may be distracting and occasionally annoying, but the songs themselves are fuckin' sick.
Nightwish Wishmaster
Nightwish Century Child
Ninja Sex Party Attitude City
Ninja Sex Party Strawberries and Cream
Nite Voices of the Kronian Moon
Norther Mirror of Madness
Nuclear Assault Game Over
Nuclear Assault Survive
Omen Battle Cry
Onslaught In Search of Sanity
Orden Ogan Ravenhead
Deaf Among the Blind is THE jam, my friends.
Orden Ogan Vale
Overkill White Devil Armory
Overkill Horrorscope
Overkill Taking Over
Overkill The Wings Of War
Yet again, my opinion on this album was grown quite a bit since the last time I listened to
it. It's undeniably their weakest record from the 2010's, but it's still leaps and bounds
above what most other thrash acts are releasing nowadays. Good luck finding a band this old
releasing music with this much intensity.

*Bumping this up from a 3.5 to a 4.
Overkill Feel the Fire
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Palantir Chasing a Dream
I enjoyed this quite a bit. Reminds me of vintage Stratovarius with it's emphasis on melody and instrumentation, but with a refreshing amount of restraint which is hard to come by these days.
Pantera Power Metal
Great album to end a career on. Shame they never made any more music after this...
Pentagram Sub-Basement
Best Pentagram album. Target fucks harder than a Taiwanese prostitute.
Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients
Petra This Means War!
Petra Beyond Belief
Petra Unseen Power
Petra Jekyll & Hide
Pink Floyd Meddle
The opening track is dope and 'Echoes' is amazing, but everything in between shouldn't be there. With that being said, those two songs are enough for me to actually recommend this album to people like myself, who don't enjoy prog.
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Greatest rock album of all time? No.
Best progressive rock album of all time? No.
Greatest rock album of the seventies? No.
Greatest progressive rock album of the seventies? No.
A solid progressive rock album from the seventies? Yes.
Pink Floyd Animals
I was really expecting to hate "fUcK cApItAlIsM" the album, but aside from the boring
drudgery of 'Dogs', I actually really enjoyed this one. This is a classic case of
disagreeing with a band's message, but enjoying the record regardless.
Poltergeist (CHE) Depression
One of those albums I listened to because I liked the cover art. Great artwork, and great record.
Poppy I Disagree (more)
These new tracks are some of Poppy's strongest material. I'd say keeping them off the initial release hurt it quite a bit. If you're gonna listen to any version this record, make it this one.
Portrait (SWE) Crossroads
Really enjoyable Fate worship.
Possessed Revelations of Oblivion
Wow, I didn't expect much going in, but I was blown away by how old-school and intense this sounded.
Power Quest Neverworld
Power Quest Magic Never Dies
Power Quest Sixth Dimension
Powerwolf Call of the Wild
Okay, so I listened to this two years later, and for some reason it fucking slapped this time. Bumped from a 3 to a 4.
Powerwolf Blood of the Saints
Powerwolf Interludium
For an album of leftovers, the material here is surprisingly awesome. Genuinely one of their strongest releases to date.
Praying Mantis Forever in Time
Praying Mantis Defiance
Color me impressed; I was not expecting this to be so good. The track "Standing Tall" is a strange, yet awesome little bit of sonic experimentation for a band that been around since the dawn of the NWOBHM.
Praying Mantis Gravity
Probably the band's most creative and varied release to date. Covers a lot of sonic ground, but still manages to be a cohesive package.
Praying Mantis Legacy
Praying Mantis Time Tells No Lies
Primal Fear Apocalypse
Primal Fear Nuclear Fire
Primal Fear Black Sun
Primal Fear Devil's Ground
Primal Fear Unbreakable
Primal Fear Rulebreaker
Primitai Violence of the Skies
Damn this shit is so cleeeaaaannn. Sleak, stylized and exciting.
Primus Frizzle Fry
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Primus Antipop
Queen Queen
Queen Queen II
Queen Jazz
Queensryche Rage for Order
Queensryche Queensryche EP
Queensryche Promised Land
Quiet Riot Quiet Riot
I genuinely don't understand the hate for this album. It's probably their most consistent release, and features quite a few bangers like "Calling the Shots" "Stay With Me Tonight" and "Don't Wanna Be Your Fool".
Radiohead The Bends
Rage Secrets In A Weird World
Rage XIII
Rage Ghosts
Rage Soundchaser
Rage Seasons of the Black
Rainbow Down To Earth
Why do people diss this album so much? Is it because Dio isn't on it? Graham Bonnet and Ritchie fuckling kill it on this record.
Rammstein Herzeleid
Rammstein Untitled
Ramones End of the Century
Ramones Road to Ruin
Ramones Rocket to Russia
Raptore Blackfire
Looks like Enforcer's got some serious competition. Really solid shit right here.
Ratt Detonator
Ratt Out of the Cellar
Ratt Infestation
One hell of a comeback, even if it was a one off. That guitar tone fucking RIPPPPS.
Raven Wiped Out
Raven ExtermiNation
This album went a lot harder than it needed to. No joke, one of their best.
Razor Executioner's Song
Razor Shotgun Justice
Rhapsody of Fire Dawn of Victory
Rhapsody of Fire Legendary Tales
Rhapsody of Fire The Frozen Tears of Angels
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands II
Riot Nightbreaker
Riot Fire Down Under
Riot Sons of Society
Riot Through the Storm
Riot Immortal Soul
Riot City Burn the Night
Rocka Rollas Celtic Kings
Running Wild Blazon Stone
Running Wild Pile of Skulls
Running Wild The Rivalry
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush Grace Under Pressure
Rush Roll the Bones
Sabaton Coat of Arms
Sabaton The Last Stand
Sabaton The Art of War
Sabbat (UK) History of a Time to Come
Sacred Reich Ignorance
Sacred Warrior Rebellion
Sacred Warrior Wicked Generation
Sacred Warrior Obsessions
Sacrifice Soldiers Of Misfortune
I fuck with it tough.
Sacrifice Forward to Termination
Sadus Swallowed in Black
Sanctuary Into the Mirror Black
Sanctuary Refuge Denied
Savaged Night Stealer
Really cool retro-metal album. Has enough riffs to feed an African village for weeks
Savatage Edge of Thorns
Savatage Dead Winter Dead
Savatage The Dungeons are Calling
Saxon Strong Arm of the Law
Saxon Denim and Leather
Saxon Crusader
Much better than I remember it being. Production is a bit thin, but the tunes are pretty tight.
Saxon Destiny
I hate the "softer = shit" mindset most people have in regards to this record. Sure, it's not much of a metal album, but it's one hell of an AOR album.
Saxon Metalhead
Saxon The Inner Sanctum
Saxon Call to Arms
Scanner Mental Reservation
Bro, wtf is wrong wit you guys? This is a stellar release from Scanner. A couple duds towards the end, but the album as a whole is really fucking solid.
Scanner The Judgement
Scorpions Savage Amusement
Scorpions In Trance
Scorpions Virgin Killer
Who's the jackass that changed the artwork back to the naked child?
Scorpions Lovedrive
Scorpions Humanity: Hour I
Scorpions Sting in the Tail
Seikima-II End of the Century
Seikima-II Frightful Restaurant
Seikima-II Living Legend
Seikima-II Bloodiest
Sepultura Machine Messiah
Sepultura Quadra
I knew after Machine Messiah the band had reached a turning point. If Quadra is any indicator of what's to come, then we're all in for one hell of a ride.
Sepultura Schizophrenia
Sepultura Arise
Sepultura Chaos A.D.
Seven Sisters Shadow of a Fallen Star Pt.1
Shades of Deep Water Death's Threshold
Shadows (CL) Out for Blood
Lol, wtf is this user average? This was pretty fucking good
Sinner Crash & Burn
Sinner Tequila Suicide
Sinner The Nature Of Evil
Skull Fist Head of the Pack
Slade Slayed?
Slayed.
Slade Rogues Gallery
Slade Whatever Happened to Slade
Slade We'll Bring the House Down
Slayer Show No Mercy
Slayer Reign in Blood
Come on guys; this album is good, but it's not THAT good. People fucking worship this album and treat it like the second coming of Christ.
Slayer South of Heaven
Smoulder Times of Obscene Evil and Wild Daring
Sodom Persecution Mania
Sodom In War and Pieces
Sodom Better Off Dead
It may be too polished for some, but I really dig the more streamlined and commercial sound the boys went for here. I'm always down for a good sellout record.
Sodom Code Red
Sodom decided they were done fuckin' around and finally returned to what they do best; thrashin'.
Sodom Sodom
Sonata Arctica Clear Cold Beyond
We've got a winner here boys. Their best album since the first 4 records.
Sonata Arctica Silence
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
Speedtrap Straight Shooter
Spirit Adrift Ghost At The Gallows
Gud shit
Stage Dolls Stage Dolls
Stallion Slaves of Time
Much better than their last record. This thing slaps hard
Steeler (DE) Undercover Animal
ah hell ya brother. This shit kinda rips.
Steelwing Zone of Alienation
Stormwarrior Stormwarrior
Stormwarrior Northern Rage
Stormwarrior Heathen Warrior
Stratovarius Infinite
Stratovarius Visions
Striker Stand in the Fire
Striker Play To Win
A much more cohesive and finished product than their previous release only a year prior. A small
gripe I have with the record lies in it's lyrics and how many times the phrases "Into the night"
or "Through the night" are used. The album has a bit of a pacing issue, with the tempo's lacking
variation, and the drum work, while impressive on a technical level, is a little too similar from
track to track. However, Striker manages to deliver the goods when it comes to killer production,
sheer intensity, technical ability, and raw power.

Best Tracks - Position of Power, Play to Win, Heavy is the Heart
Striker Ultrapower
Absolutely retarded, but in the most fun way possible. You will have a great time with this
one.
Stryper Soldiers Under Command
Stryper No More Hell To Pay
Stryper Fallen
Stryper The Final Battle
Sturgill Simpson Sound and Fury
ZZ Top-core
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies
Suicidal Tendencies How Will I Laugh Tomorrow If I Can't Even Smile Today?
Suicidal Tendencies The Art of Rebellion
Sunstorm House Of Dreams
Survivor When Seconds Count
Survivor Caught in the Game
Survivor Too Hot to Sleep
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Talas Sink Your Teeth Into That
Little hidden gems like this are always fun to come across. I want this album cover on my wall ASAP.
Tankard The Morning After
Tankard Two Faced
Tankard The Tankard
Tankard Beast of Bourbon
Tankard One Foot In The Grave
The fact that this record holds the 2nd lowest community ranking for any Tankard album is not only wrong, it's insulting. This album and RIB are among the best records the band has ever released.
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Teramaze And the Beauty They Perceive
Yet another shining example that Christian metal doesn't have to sound forced or sterile. Might be a little too much fluffy frilly stuff for my liking, but there is a lot of really solid material here.
Tesla The Great Radio Controversy
Tesla Psychotic Supper
Tesla Bust A Nut
Testament The Legacy
Testament Titans of Creation
Really dig the harder edge on this one, pretty fucking heavy. My only issue with with TOC is that it has no hooks whatsoever.
Testament The Gathering
Testament The Formation of Damnation
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles The Beatles
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers
The Rods Wild Dogs
A charming little hard rock/heavy metal gem from the early 80's that's definitely worth a listen.
The Rods Heavier Than Thou
The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons
The Rolling Stones Dirty Work
Of course I love their "worst" album. I have a tendency to do that... For real though, this album is a ton of fun.
The Rolling Stones Tattoo You
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
The Rolling Stones Steel Wheels
The Rolling Stones Hackney Diamonds
This has no right being as good as it is.
The Weeknd Starboy
The Weeknd After Hours
Nice.
The Who Who
Good job boys. Warms my heart to hear these guys still kickin' around and putting out decent music.
Theocracy Ghost Ship
Thin Lizzy Fighting
Thin Lizzy Bad Reputation
Thin Lizzy Chinatown
Throne of Thorns Converging Parallel Worlds
Very solid debut effort. Lot's of interesting and engaging compositions on this one.
Thunderforge Vanquish the Sun
All or Nothing is a fucking banger, and everything after that is damn good too.
TNT Intuition
TNT Tell No Tales
Tokyo Blade Burning Down Paradise
Toto Isolation
Toto Toto
Toto Kingdom of Desire
Toto Toto XIV
Toto Old Is New
Toxik World Circus
Toxik Dis Morta
Wow, I wasn't expecting this to be so good. Even against their other two outstanding classic records this holds up. I know Breaking Class may have left a bad taste in your mouth, but I assure you these guys got their shit together and delivered us a smorgasbord of unorthodox thrash goodness.r
Trastorned Into The Void
I love modern thrash that's actually good.
Traveler (CAN) Prequel to Madness
Tribulation Where the Gloom Becomes Sound
The atmosphere of this album is truly exquisite. Tribulation has to be one of the best acts in all of contemporary metal.
Triumph Triumph
Triumph Just a Game
Triumph Progressions of Power
Triumph Thunder Seven
Triumph Edge of Excess
Trivium The Crusade
I don't give a shit what anyone says, this album fucks.
Trivium Ascendancy
Turbo Smak Ciszy
Turbo Ostatni Wojownik
Why aren't these guys more popular? Their trad material and thrash material are both excellent and a lot of fun.
Turnstile Time and Space
Twilight Force Heroes of Mighty Magic
Twilight Force At the Heart of Wintervale
While the longer compositions may be a little lackluster, I just can't deny how much fun this thing is. Twilight Force are THE premier act in modern power metal, so you really can't go wrong with giving this a listen. Feel-good metal at its finest.
Twisted Sister You Can't Stop Rock 'n' Roll
Twisted Sister Under The Blade
Tygers Of Pan Tang Spellbound
Tygers Of Pan Tang Ritual
Really good. None of the tracks really stand out that much, but never once does it feel like
they're throwing filler at you.
Tygers Of Pan Tang Tygers of Pan Tang
Tyr Hel
A tad bit too long, but overall, a damn satisfying release from Tyr.
Tyr Eric The Red
the jump in quality from the debut is nuts
Tyr Battle Ballads
U.D.O. Steelhammer
U.D.O. Steelfactory
U.D.O. Timebomb
U.D.O. Holy
U.D.O. Rev-Raptor
UFO No Heavy Petting
UFO Lights Out
UFO The Wild, the Willing and the Innocent
UFO Walk on Water
Uncle Slam Say Uncle
Unlucky Morpheus evolution
WTF is this weeb shit, and why is it so good?
Uriah Heep Very 'eavy... Very 'umble
Almost exceptional, with one glaring issue. That last track probably should have been cut, it really hurts the overall flow of the album.
Uriah Heep Look at Yourself
Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards
Uriah Heep The Magician's Birthday
Uriah Heep Firefly
Uriah Heep Wake the Sleeper
Uriah Heep Living the Dream
Van Halen Fair Warning
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Van Halen Balance
Vengeance Rising Human Sacrifice
Venom At War with Satan
Venom Prime Evil
What the fuck is your guys' major malfunction? This is a kickass fucking album.
Vicious Rumors Welcome to the Ball
Vicious Rumors Soldiers Of The Night
Vicious Rumors Digital Dictator
Victorius (DE) Dinosaur Warfare Pt. 2
Probably the most retarded album I've heard in my entire life.
Virgin Steele Age of Consent
If ANY of you mfs don't cry for Pompeii, I'll give you something to cry about.
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act I
Virgin Steele Visions Of Eden
Visigoth Conqueror's Oath
Voivod War and Pain
Very nice. The followup kinda sucks balls, but the debut is quite satisfying.
Voivod Killing Technology
Voivod Target Earth
Voivod Synchro Anarchy
I don't think Voivod have any bad albums left in them. I guarantee that every new record they release from here to their retirement will be absolute bangers.
Volbeat Servant of the Mind
You keep doin' you, Volbeat.
Vulture (DE) The Guillotine
W.A.S.P. The Last Command
Album fucks hard. Get on it you guys.
W.A.S.P. Dominator
Apt title
W.A.S.P. Golgotha
This is so solid. Dying For the World, Dominator and Babylon proved that W.A.S.P. were still a force to be reckoned with and Golgotha basically cemented them as living legends. I usually disapprove of bands taking themselves too seriously, but Blackie pulls it off with flying colors. Hopefully this isn't the last record they release, but if it is, it's a great note to go out on.
Warlock Triumph and Agony
Warrior Path The Mad King
Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
Whiplash Power and Pain
Whiplash Ticket to Mayhem
Whitechapel Kin
Whitecross Whitecross
Whitesnake Come An' Get It
Whitesnake Saints and Sinners
Whitesnake Slip of the Tongue
Wings of Steel Gates of Twilight
Wolf Shadowland
Their last album was decent, but this is a definite improvement. The boys knocked it out of the park with this one.
Wolf The Black Flame
Wolf Devil Seed
X Japan Blue Blood
Xentrix For Whose Advantage?
Xoth Exogalactic
Damn, this album is pretty sick.
Y&T Facemelter
Y&T Ten
Y&T Down For the Count
Wow, this is really underrated! Lots of great tunes on here
Yngwie Malmsteen Perpetual Flame
Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy
Yngwie Malmsteen Fire & Ice
Yngwie Malmsteen Magnum Opus
Yngwie Malmsteen Facing the Animal
Zac Brown Band Uncaged
ZZ Top Tres Hombres
ZZ Top Tejas
ZZ Top Degüello
ZZ Top Afterburner
ZZ Top La Futura

3.5 great
3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish
Abbath Outstrider
AC/DC High Voltage
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
AC/DC Rock or Bust
Accept The Rise of Chaos
Accept Eat the Heat
So underrated. Doesn't really sound like Accept, but it's a damn good hair metal album.
Accept Objection Overruled
Aerosmith Aerosmith
Aerosmith Pump
Airbourne Boneshaker
Alcatrazz Dangerous Games
Alice Cooper The Last Temptation
Alice Cooper From the Inside
Alice Cooper Lace and Whiskey
Alice Cooper Raise Your Fist and Yell
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Allen Lande The Revenge
Alterium Of War and Flames
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
Amon Amarth Jomsviking
Angra Secret Garden
Angra Aurora Consurgens
Angra Angels Cry
Annihilator Feast
Annihilator Annihilator
Annihilator Refresh The Demon
Annihilator Set the World on Fire
Annihilator Criteria for a Black Widow
Annihilator For the Demented
Anthem Seven Hills
Anthem Heavy Metal Anthem
Anthem Immortal
Anthem The Very Best of Anthem
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Anvil Pound For Pound
Arcane Tales Until Where The Northern Lights Reign
Armored Saint Revelation
Armored Saint Win Hands Down
Artillery The Face Of Fear
Artillery Fear of Tomorrow
Artillery When Death Comes
Artillery My Blood
Artillery Legions
Asia Astra
Asia Asia
Aspid Extravasation
I'm sorry guys. I know it's a classic, I just don't love it.
Atlantic Power
Autograph Sign In Please
Avantasia Moonglow
Every song with Jorn slays, the rest of the record is a little hit or miss for me though.
Avantasia The Metal Opera Pt. II
Avantasia Angel of Babylon
Avantasia A Paranormal Evening With the Moonflower Society
Another solid offering, but I think Tobi is getting a bit too comfortable with his songwriting.
Axel Rudi Pell Shadow Zone
Axel Rudi Pell The Crest
Axel Rudi Pell Mystica
Axel Rudi Pell Black Moon Pyramid
Axel Rudi Pell Circle of the Oath
Axel Rudi Pell Between the Walls
Axel Rudi Pell Magic
Axel Rudi Pell Knights Call
Axxis Monster Hero
Axxis The Big Thrill
Axxis Eyes of Darkness
Axxis Doom of Destiny
BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy
I don't like it as much as Metal Resistance, but they manage to pack so much weird shit in here that I can forgive it.
Band-Maid Unseen World
good album
Baroness Gold and Grey
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Battle Beast Circus of Doom
Definitely a step in the right direction. God damn that lady has some fucking pipes on her.
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Beast In Black Dark Connection
The songwriting is a little weaker than the first 2 records, but it still delivers
everything you'd want from a Beast in Black album. There's also a song dedicated to Cyber
City Oedo: 808, which makes me very happy.
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
This is just a solid hard rock record. Compared to early Sabbath it's not impressive, but on it's own merits its really enjoyable.
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
Black Sabbath Born Again
I don't give a shit if Gillan doesn't fit the band or how shitty the artwork is. This album has a song called "Digital Bitch", I'm kind of required to like it.
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath 13
Black Sites Exile
Not too shabby. Nothing on here is very memorable, but it's consistently decent throughout.
Blazon Stone Hymns of Triumph and Glory
Blazon Stone Down in the Dark
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
Blitzkrieg The Mists of Avalon
Blitzkrieg Sins and Greed
Blitzkrieg Theatre of the Damned
Bloodbound Creatures of the Dark Realm
Nowhere near as strong as ROTDE, but it's still a solid hunk of melodic power metal.
Bloodbound Unholy cross
Blue Oyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult
Blue Oyster Cult Spectres
Bob Catley Legends
Body Count Carnivore
Love these guys, and I really dig this new record. The boys in BC sound tight as fuck on here, leaving nothing to be desired in the performance department. I'd say may biggest critique would be the talking points and social criticisms aren't quite as sharp as they were on Bloodlust, and they seem to be treading over too much familiar water.
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade
Booze Control The Lizard Rider
Booze Control Forgotten Lands
Boston Walk On
Bow Wow (JAP) Warning from Stardust
Brainstorm Unholy
Brainstorm Wall of Skulls
Brazen Abbot Guilty As Sin
Brazen Abbot My Resurrection
Bruce Dickinson Tyranny of Souls
Candlemass Ancient Dreams
Carcass Torn Arteries
Carcass Swansong
Cauldron Chained To The Nite
Cauldron Tomorrow's Lost
Celestial Wizard Winds of the Cosmos
Cheap Trick All Shook Up
Cheap Trick Standing on the Edge
Cheap Trick Cheap Trick '97
Cheap Trick The Latest
Cheap Trick We're All Alright!
Cheap Trick In Another World
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Chris Stapleton From A Room: Volume 1
Cirith Ungol Forever Black
What a weird fuckin' vocalist they have. Thankfully, he's what makes this record stand out in a good way.
Cirith Ungol Dark Parade
Cloven Hoof Time Assassin
What a fantastic album cover.
Conception The Last Sunset
Corrosion of Conformity No Cross No Crown
Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
Crimson Glory Crimson Glory
Crystal Ball Virtual Empire
Crystal Ball Secrets
Crystal Ball Liferider
Crystal Eyes Confessions of the Maker
Crystal Eyes Dead City Dreaming
Crystal Eyes Vengeance Descending
D.I. D.I.
Richard Hung Himself is a fuckin' CLASSIC.
Danzig Circle of Snakes
Darkthrone Old Star
Not as good as their previous album, but 1000 times better than anything off of FOAD and Circle the Wagons.
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
Death Leprosy
Death Angel Frolic Through the Park
Death Angel Killing Season
Death Angel Relentless Retribution
Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are
The weakest Gillian record of the 70's but still lightyears ahead of the first 3 albums. This really isn't half bad.
Deep Purple inFinite
Another enjoyable offering in post-Blackmore era. Some interesting ideas and concepts
present, but not too many memorable moments in the first 5 tracks. Thankfully, the second
half really picks up the slack and gives us some good shit.
Def Leppard Adrenalize
Demon Hold on to the Dream
Demon Better the Devil You Know
Demoniac Stormblade
Demons and Wizards III
Denzel Curry Zuu
Destruction Diabolical
Definitely a step in the right direction. They actually managed stick in a couple killer
tracks and few memorable riffs this time around. Standard, but solid modern thrash.
Destruction Eternal Devastation
Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
Destruction The Antichrist
Destruction Inventor of Evil
Destruction Day of Reckoning
Detente Recognize No Authority
Dethklok Dethalbum III
A big step down from their previous album, but does get better on repeated listens.
Dethklok The Doomstar Requiem
I fucking hate musicals, but this was absolutely delightful. What a great way to end the series.
Diamond Head Canterbury
I kinda dig this, not gonna lie. However, I will attest that it probably shouldn't have been released as a Diamond Head album.
Diamond Head Diamond Head
Dio Dream Evil
Dio Killing the Dragon
Dire Straits Dire Straits
Dokken Breaking the Chains
Dokken Erase The Slate
Dokken Heaven Comes Down
Underwhelming first half, but side two has some sick riffs. I'm glad I gave it a listen.
DragonForce Extreme Power Metal
Fuck it, I had a lot of fun with this album. I don't think it's as good as their past 3 albums, but I certainly enjoyed my time with this one.
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Dream Evil Evilized
Dream Evil United
Dreamtale Everlasting Flame
Dynazty Sultans Of Sin
Earthshaker Midnight Flight
Earthshaker Overrun
Earthshaker Treachery
Earthshaker Smash
Earthshaker Real
Eclipse (SWE) Wired
Eclipse (SWE) Bleed & Scream
Edge of Sanity The Spectral Sorrows
Edge of Sanity Infernal
Edguy Age of the Joker
Edguy The Savage Poetry
Elegy (NLD) Manifestation of Fear
Elegy (NLD) Forbidden Fruit
Emerald Eye Night Without Day
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Enforcer Zenith
Mark my words; this will become an underrated classic in 20 years.
Entombed Left Hand Path
Eunomia The Chronicles of Eunomia, Pt. 2
Europe Wings of Tomorrow
Evil Invaders Shattering Reflection
Exciter Heavy Metal Maniac
Exciter Long Live the Loud
Exciter Thrash,Speed,Burn
Exodus Blood In, Blood Out
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Mike goes fuckin' nuts on this album. Not my favorite, but it is still pretty fun.
Faith No More Introduce Yourself
Fate (DK) Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
Fates Warning Parallels
Fates Warning A Pleasant Shade of Gray
Firewind Forged by Fire
Firewind Allegiance
Flotsam and Jetsam No Place for Disgrace
Flotsam and Jetsam The Cold
First 2 songs are meh, but the rest is really solid.
Freedom Call Crystal Empire
Freedom Call Land of the Crimson Dawn
Frozen Crown Winterbane
Fuming Mouth The Grand Descent
Solid from start to finish, but loses a little bit of steam at the halfway point.
Galneryus Advance To The Fall
Galneryus Resurrection
Galneryus Vetelgyus
Gama Bomb Sea Savage
Not as strong as Speed Between the Lines, but still tons of fun. Modern Gama Bomb is definitely a step above the majority of their uber-serious contemporaries. I'm glad these guys exist.
Gamma Ray Heading for Tomorrow
Gamma Ray Sigh No More
Gamma Ray Majestic
Gary Moore Corridors Of Power
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic
Giant (USA) Last of the Runaways
Gloryhammer Tales from the Kingdom of Fife
Gloryhammer Return to the Kingdom of Fife
It's Gloryhammer, so catchy hooks and rich lore are guaranteed. It's well above average modern power metal, but it's lacking a certain charm that Angus brought to their past material.
Glyph (CAN) Honor. Power. Glory.
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Gorillaz The Now Now
Grailknights Muscle Bound For Glory
Grave Digger Knights of the Cross
Grave Digger War Games
Grave Digger Tunes of War
Grave Digger Return Of The Reaper
Grave Digger The Reaper
Grave Digger Healed By Metal
Grave Digger The Clans Will Rise Again
Grave Digger Heavy Metal Breakdown
Great White Once Bitten....
Green Lung Woodland Rites
I enjoyed it, but there was one glaring issue I had with it. I couldn't shake the feeling that these guys sounded like a satanic Greta Van Fleet.
Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army
A consistent and catchy listen, albeit a tad uninspired and unoriginal. Lyrically the album touches upon all the lyrical tropes you would expect from an album of this nature. Despite the album's creative faults, it still remains a highly enjoyable listen with a very talented band to back it up. Hopefully they stray from the cut and paste Led Zeppelin format in the future.
Greta Van Fleet The Battle at Garden's Gate
Definitely a bit too long, but an solid throwback rock album. These guys aren't the musical disease that so many mouth breathers claim they are.
Grim Reaper At The Gates
Was not expecting this to be so good. Steve's voice is for the most part intact, and 'The Hand
That Rocks the Cradle' is among one of the band's best songs. Kinda suffers from a top heavy track
list though.
Grim Reaper Fear No Evil
Grim Reaper Walking in the Shadows
GWAR The New Dark Ages
Halloween No One Gets Out
Halloween Victims of the Night
HammerFall No Sacrifice, No Victory
HammerFall Chapter V: Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken
Hammerstar Hammerstar
Hank Williams Jr Major Moves
Harem Scarem Harem Scarem
Haunt (USA-CA) Flashback
Haunt (USA-CA) Triumph
Havok V
Heathen Breaking the Silence
Heavens Gate Hell For Sale!
Heavens Gate In Control
Hell Fire Mania
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II
Helloween Gambling with the Devil
Helms Deep Treacherous Ways
Riff city. Could have benefited from a little more melody though.
Helstar Burning Star
Helstar A Distant Thunder
Hexed Pagans Rising
Not too shabby. Impactful female-fronted power metal that manages to surprisingly heavy.
Highland Glory Forever Endeavour
Hitten Triumph & Tragedy
Holy Moses Invisible Queen
Honeymoon Suite The Big Prize
Hot Dad Are President
Hot Dad The Chowder Man
House of Lords Saints and Sinners
Howler (CR) Descendants of Evil
Modern thrash that actually hits the spot. Give it a listen if you're in the mood for some riffs.
Huey Lewis and the News Picture This
Huey Lewis and the News Weather
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream
Iced Earth The Dark Saga
Iced Earth Incorruptible
Iced Earth Iced Earth
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
Immortal War Against All
Probably my least favorite since Blizzards Beasts, but by no means a dud. Great songs throughout, just a tad forgettable.
Impellitteri Grin and Bear It
Impellitteri Eye of the Hurricane
In Flames Reroute to Remain
Infernal Majesty None Shall Defy
Insane Clown Posse Fearless Fred Fury
These guys will always be a guilty pleasure of mine. Love their cheesy horror-themed lyrics, and their bombastic 90's style production. Probably their best since Jeckel Brothers.
Iron Fire Beyond the Void
Straightforward well performed Power Metal. That's all I wanted from this record, and it's exactly
what I got.
Iron Maiden Killers
Wrathchild and Killers are some of the best songs Maiden has to offer.
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
"Where Eagles Dare" may be one of my favorite Maiden songs, but this album also contains two of Maiden's weakest songs. "Die With Your Boots On" and "Quest For Fire" are completely abysmal efforts.
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Underrated gem in Maiden's discography. Aside from the 10 minute abomination Angel and the Gambler, the rest of the material on here is really solid.
Iron Savior Condition Red
Iron Savior The Landing
Iron Savior Unification
Iron Savior Rise of the Hero
Iron Savior Titancraft
Jag Panzer Thane to the Throne
Jag Panzer Tyrants
Jag Panzer The Fourth Judgement
Jag Panzer Casting the Stones
Jag Panzer The Deviant Chord
Journey Evolution
Journey Eclipse
Judas Priest Killing Machine
Judas Priest Stained Class
I want to love this. I swear
Judas Priest British Steel
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
Solid return of metal god Rob Halford, in what was supposed to be "Sad Wings 2" but ended up being "Painkiller 2"
Judas Priest Jugulator
Judas Priest Priest...Live!
Kalmah Swamplord
Kalmah 12 Gauge
Kalmah Seventh Swamphony
Kalmah Kalmah
Kamelot Ghost Opera
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Khymera A New Promise
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
King Diamond Fatal Portrait
King Diamond The Eye
King Diamond Abigail II: The Revenge
I quite enjoyed this sequel. Pretty underrated in my eyes.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Float Along. Fill Your Lungs
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Quarters
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Polygondwanaland
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard K.G.
Outside of Automation, I seriously didn't enjoy any of the singles for this album.
Thankfully, the rest of the stuff on here is pretty solid, if not a tad predictable.
Intrapsort was probably the biggest surprise on here, definitely the album's biggest
highlight.
Kingdom Come Kingdom Come
KISS Dressed to Kill
KISS Destroyer
KISS Dynasty
This isn't shit and that makes me happy.
KISS Lick It Up
KISS Asylum
I have begrudgingly become a retard that likes KISS. Never wanted it to come to this... But here we are.
KISS Psycho Circus
KISS Sonic Boom
Kix Hot Wire
Korn The Nothing
This thing kinda slaps, and I don't even like Korn
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
Kreator Hate Über Alles
Not their strongest release, but nowhere near a dud. Other than Overkill and these guys, you'd be hard pressed to find a classic thrash act putting out music of this quality.
Kreator Hordes of Chaos
Krokus Metal Rendez-vous
Krokus One Vice at a Time
Krokus Stampede
Krokus To Rock or Not to Be
I really don't understand the hate boner Sputnik has for this band. It's not groundbreaking, but it is still enjoyable hard rock.
Krokus Rock the Block
Krokus Hoodoo
Krokus Dirty Dynamite
Kryptos Afterburner
Kvelertak Nattesferd
Kvelertak Endling
Laaz Rockit Know Your Enemy
Laaz Rockit No Stranger to Danger
Laaz Rockit Left For Dead
Lancer Second Storm
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Lethal Steel Legion of the Night
Lizzy Borden Love You to Pieces
Lizzy Borden Master of Disguise
Lizzy Borden Visual Lies
Loudness Eve To Dawn
Loudness The Sun Will Rise Again
Loudness Rise to Glory
Loudness Jealousy
Lovebites Judgement Day
Luca Turilli's Rhapsody Prometheus, Symphonia Ignis Divinus
Lugnet Nightwalker
Magnum Brand New Morning
Magnum Wings of Heaven
Magnum Chase the Dragon
Magnum Goodnight L.A.
Definitely underrated. Rockin' Chair is a fuckin' BANGER.
Magnum Rock Art
Magnum Breath of Life
Magnum The Visitation
Magnum Sacred Blood "Divine" Lies
Magnum Lost on the Road to Eternity
Magnum The Monster Roars
Magnum Here Comes the Rain
Mago de Oz Alicia en el Metalverso
I thought this album would be utter fucking dogshit thanks to that DYSMAL artwork. I'm glad I was wrong, this is a lot of fun.
Mammoth WVH Mammoth WVH
Such a fun album. Lighten up and give it a shot.
Manilla Road Atlantis Rising
Manilla Road The Circus Maximus
Manilla Road Gates of Fire
Manowar Into Glory Ride
Manowar The Triumph of Steel
Manowar Louder Than Hell
Mastodon The Hunter
Mastodon Cold Dark Place
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mayhem Chimera
Mega Colossus Showdown
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
A pretty good rock album from thrash legends. Not as good as Load, but still thoroughly enjoyable.
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!
Wasn't feeling the first few tracks, but the second half really won me over.
Mekong Delta Dances of Death (and other Walking Shadows)
Mekong Delta The Music of Erich Zann
Mekong Delta In a Mirror Darkly
Melvins Working with God
Did Melvins actually just release another decent album?
Mentalist Empires Falling
Enjoyably cheesy. It's charming lack of self-conceit really won me over in the end. Just a group of boys making dumb, fun trad/power metal.
Merciless Law Troops of Steel
Hey, this was pretty fun! Street Fighter is a hard jam.
Mercyful Fate In the Shadows
Mercyful Fate 9
Metal Church Damned If You Do
Metal Church A Light in the Dark
Metal Church Congregation of Annihilation
Metal De Facto Land of the Rising Sun - Part 1
Metalian Vortex
Metalite Expedition One
Metallica Load
Metallica Death Magnetic
Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Michael Romeo War of the Worlds / Pt. 2
Midas (USA-MI) Midas
If you like Thin Lizzy's heavier material, give this one a shot. Solid hard rock with some great riffs
Midnight Priest Midnight Steel
Mordred In This Life
Motley Crue Theatre of Pain
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
Motorhead Aftershock
Motorhead Motörhead
Motorhead March Or Die
Motorhead Bastards
Motorhead Snake Bite Love
Motorhead We Are Motorhead
Motorhead Hammered
Municipal Waste Electrified Brain
I'm with Panzer on this one; what the fuck is wrong with the art? It's basically just a reinterpretation of the artwork featured on the singles released for Seventh Son by Iron Maiden.
Muse Will of the People
Lame, but in a really fun way. I definitely enjoyed it.
Narnia Ghost Town
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
Nekrogoblikon The Fundamental Slimes and Humours
Nemedian Chronicles The Savage Sword
Nevermore The Politics of Ecstasy
Nickelback Feed the Machine
Nickelback was never as awful and most people claimed. This album is actually pretty decent
Night Ranger Somewhere In California
Nightwish Dark Passion Play
Ninja Sex Party The Prophecy
I'm not a big fan of the newer overproduced sound they've acquired over the past few years; or those fucking covers albums they wont stop releasing. With that being said, I'm pleasantly surprised with this one. If there's one thing these guys haven't made me do in a while, it's laugh, but The Prophecy did make me chuckle a few times. I even enjoyed the normally unfunny skits they stick in between tracks on this one.
Norther Dreams of Endless War
Norther Death Unlimited
Norther N
NorthTale Eternal Flame
Nuclear Assault Something Wicked
Omen Warning of Danger
Omen The Curse
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
Wow, a prog album in 2019 that didn't bore the piss out of me. Good job, Opeth.
Orden Ogan Final Days
Orden Ogan Gunmen
Overkill Necroshine
Overkill W.F.O.
Overkill From the Underground and Below
Overkill Scorched
Who's the turbo virgin who gave this album a premature one?
Ozzy Osbourne No Rest for the Wicked
Ozzy Osbourne Scream
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Paradox Heresy II - End of a Legend
Good material, but WAYYY too fucking long.
Pentagram Pentagram
Pentagram Be Forewarned
Pentagram Show 'Em How
Pentagram Last Rites
Petra More Power To Ya
Petra Not Of This World
Petra Beat the System
Petra Wake Up Call
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Pink Floyd The Division Bell
Poppy I Disagree
I guess this is the next logical step for her to go. Concrete is easily the best song on here, kinda dips after that. Still thoroughly enjoyable though.
Power Paladin With the Magic of Windfyre Steel
Generic af, but the good kind of generic.
Power Quest Wings of Forever
Power Quest Blood Alliance
Powerwolf Lupus Dei
Powerwolf Bible of the Beast
Powerwolf Preachers of the Night
Praying Mantis Nowhere to Hide
Praying Mantis Sanctuary
Praying Mantis Katharsis
AOR with double bass? Yes please.
Praying Mantis A Cry For The New World
Praying Mantis To the Power of Ten
Primal Fear Primal Fear
Primal Fear Jaws of Death
Primal Fear Metal Commando
Primal Fear Code Red
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl
Psychotic Waltz The God-Shaped Void
Pretty solid from start to finish. However, it really isn't all too memorable, and I doubt I'll ever get the urge to listen to it again.
Queen A Night at the Opera
Dude, I get Bohemian Rhapsody is a classic, but most of this album is passable pussy rock fluff. That hardened edge of the first 3 records is gone, and it is sorely lacking. I mean, this is still a solid album, but it is FAR from their best.
Queen A Day at the Races
Queen The Game
Queen The Works
Queen A Kind of Magic
Queensryche The Verdict
Strong release from the group, especially after a two decade long drought of good music from them.
Getting rid of Tate was the best decision they ever made.
Queensryche Condition Human
Queensryche Digital Noise Alliance
Quiet Riot Metal Health
Racer X Street Lethal
Rage Reflections Of A Shadow
Rage Trapped!
Rage The Missing Link
Rage End of All Days
Rage Carved in Stone
Rage Strings to a Web
Rage Αfterlifelines
The material here is definitely a big step up from their past few releases, but that 86 minute run-time is PUSHING it. Thankfully, most of the songs are short, punchy, and to the point; there just needed to be fewer of them.
Rainbow Difficult to Cure
Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow
Rainbow Straight Between the Eyes
Rainbow Bent Out of Shape
Rainbow Stranger in Us All
Even with rock's most generic frontman Doogie White at the mic, Blackmore still managed to cobble together a solid sendoff to his legendary side project.
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da
Rammstein Zeit
I love the fact that this band has the capability to release beautifully constructed, emotional tracks like Zeit, then turn around and stick a song with an immature title like "Fat Tits" on the same album. Absolutely glorious.
Ramones Brain Drain
Ratt Dancing Undercover
Raven Walk Through Fire
Raven Nothing Exceeds Like Excess
Raven One for All
Raven Metal City
Razor Malicious Intent
Razor Cycle of Contempt
Glad these guys are back.
Reckless Love Turborider
This sucks, but I kinda love it.
Rhapsody of Fire Into The Legend
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands
Rhapsody of Fire Triumph or Agony
Riot Rock City
Riot Narita
Riot Restless Breed
Riot Born in America
Riot Army of One
Rob Zombie The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy
Rob Zombie makes retarded music. But it's the best kind of retarded. Definitely a fun listen for anyone who wants their daily dose of weirdness.
Rocka Rollas Pagan Ritual
Rocka Rollas Metal Strikes Back
Runelord Doomsday Script
I dunno guys, I thought this was pretty decent.
Running Wild Gates to Purgatory
Running Wild Branded and Exiled
Running Wild Under Jolly Roger
Running Wild Masquerade
Running Wild Rapid Foray
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Rush Rush
Rush Hemispheres
Rush Signals
Rush Presto
Rush Vapor Trails
Ryujin Ryujin
Sabaton Primo Victoria
Sacred Outcry Towers of Gold
Decent power metal album with the best vocals money can buy, but that title track is fantastic.
Sacred Reich Awakening
Sacred Reich The American Way
Saint Deamon League of the Serpent
Satan Earth Infernal
Honestly, this was an improvement for me. This one feels just a tad more inspired than the previous release.
Savage Messiah Demons
Savatage Handful of Rain
Savatage Power of the Night
Savatage The Wake of Magellan
Saxon Wheels of Steel
Saxon Rock the Nations
Saxon Forever Free
Saxon Sacrifice
Saxon Solid Ball of Rock
Saxon Lionheart
Good album, but it's definitely a bit overrated; there are better 21st century Saxon records readily available.
Saxon Killing Ground
Saxon Battering Ram
Saxon Hell, Fire and Damnation
Much better Saxon, much better. Album definitely riffs.
Scanner Ball Of The Damned
Scatterbrain Here Comes Trouble
Scorpions Rock Believer
Scorpions Unbreakable
ScreaMachine Church of the Scream
Seikima-II Seikima-II ~ Akuma ga Kitarite Heavy Metal
Seikima-II Big Time Changes
Seikima-II The Outer Mission
Sepultura Morbid Visions
Sepultura Roots
Sepultura The Mediator Between Head and Hands Must Be the Heart
Serenity Nemesis AD
Seventh Wonder The Testament
So much better than their previous album.
Sex Machineguns Jigoku no Bousou Ressha
Shaman Rescue
Not too shabby. I dig the AOR influenced moments on here.
Signum Regis Undivided
Silent Knight (AUS) Full Force
Silver Bullet (FIN) Mooncult
Silver Bullet (FIN) Shadowfall
Sinner Santa Muerte
Sinner Dangerous Charm
Hey, this is actually an improvement! Concrete Jungle kinda slaps.
Sinner No More Alibis
Sinner The End of Sanctuary
Sinner One Bullet Left
Sinner Brotherhood
I don't know why I'm rating this so high. It's one of the most generic things I've heard all year, but it's an enjoyably inviting type of generic. It's like that one story your grandpa told you 100 times but it doesn't bother you because it's a good story.r
SkeleToon 1.21 Gigawatts Club
Dumb fun, but fun regardless. Way fucking better than The Goonies album they did a few years back.
Skid Row The Gang's All Here
What the fuck, I actually liked this? Guess miracles do happen.
Skull Fist Way of the Road
Much better after I revisited it. It still doesn't stack up to the first two records, and I miss the reverb, but the guitar work is killer and it is the perfect length. Give it another shot if the first listen didn't do it for you.
Skull Fist Paid in Full
Slade You Boyz Make Big Noize
Slade Old New Borrowed and Blue
Slade Slade in Flame
Slade Return to Base...
Slaughter (USA) Stick It to Ya
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slipknot The End, So Far
Nowhere near as good as the last album, but still a fulfilling experience. Glad they are keeping it interesting by expanding their sound in new directions. Tracks like Adderall sound like nothing they've released thus far.
Sodom Tapping the Vein
Sodom Epitome of Torture
Probably Sodom's most melodic offering. I understand why people dislike this one, but I think it's pretty decent.
Sodom Decision Day
Definitely lacks the band's usual energy, but I really like it regardless.
Sodom Genesis XIX
Sonata Arctica Unia
Sonata Arctica The Days of Grays
Flag in the Ground is an amazing song.
Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child
Spellcaster Under the Spell
Starbomb Starbomb
Starship Love Among the Cannibals
Steelballs The Neverending Fire
StormHunter Best Before: Death
Stormwarrior Norsemen
The boys from Stormwarrior pull through just before the end of the year with a real doozy. The botched production job holds it back a little, but it has so much cheesy goodness I can't help but love it.
Strangeways Native Sons
Stratovarius Eternal
Stratovarius Dreamspace
Stratovarius Fourth Dimension
Stratovarius Elements, Pt. 1
Stray Gods Olympus
Striker Eyes in the Night
Striker Striker
Stryper Even the Devil Believes
Their weakest release since Murder by Pride, but still another solid holy offering. Great album title too
Stryper The Yellow and Black Attack
Stryper In God We Trust
Stryper Against the Law
Stryper God Damn Evil
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Suicidal Tendencies Join the Army
Sum 41 Order In Decline
Sumerlands Dreamkiller
Sunstorm Emotional Fire
Sunstorm Edge Of Tomorrow
Sunstorm Afterlife
Sunstorm Brothers in Arms
Survivor Eye of the Tiger
Survivor Reach
Sword Sweet Dreams
Symakya Project 11: The Landing
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
Symphony X The Odyssey
Tankard Chemical Invasion
Tankard The Meaning of Life
Tankard A Girl Called Cerveza
After the last 3 albums, I was worried these guys were destined to make painfully forgettable yet competent thrash records for the rest of their career. Thankfully, this record seems like they actually started giving a shit again.
Tankard Pavlov's Dawgs
Temperance (IT) Diamanti
Never listened to these guys before; not too shabby.
Tesla Into The Now
Testament Practice What You Preach
Testament Low
The general consensus is that The Ritual was the band selling out, and Low is a return to form, but I feel it's the other way around. If anything this album deliberately sounds like Pantera worship, while The Ritual has it's own unique brand of heavy metal. With that being said, Low is still immensely better than anything Pantera released post-CFH.
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous
A swift slap to the cock. The good kind
The Black Keys Let's Rock
The Lightbringer of Sweden The New World Order
The Murlocs Manic Candid Episode
The Night Flight Orchestra Aeromantic II
Haven't listened to these guys in a long time, but I'm glad I decided to give this album a shot. 'How Long' is one of the catchiest songs I've heard in months.
The Rods Rock Hard
The Rods In the Raw
The Rods Hollywood
The Rods Brotherhood Of Metal
The Rolling Stones December's Children (And Everybody's)
The Rolling Stones Aftermath
The Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup
The Rolling Stones A Bigger Bang
The Rolling Stones Blue and Lonesome
The Weeknd Dawn FM
I actually love The Weeknd, but I was kinda dreading listening to this. I was worried the oversaturation of 80's nostalgia the we've been subjected to for the past 5 years would ruin this album, but I was pleasantly surprised. The style on this record feels less like a gimmick and more like a genuine attempt at updating that late 70's early 80's disco/R&B sound. I also think the fact that I don't have to call in sick for work to finish the entire album in one sitting really helped with that. I can't stress how refreshing it is for a mainstream artist to release an album without 100 songs and 25 bonus tracks.
Theocracy As the World Bleeds
Theocracy Theocracy
My brothers in Christ, I do declare this is a good album.
Theocracy Mosaic
Therion Leviathan
Thin Lizzy Johnny the Fox
Thin Lizzy Vagabonds of the Western World
Thin Lizzy Renegade
Thornbridge Daydream Illusion
TNT Realized Fantasies
Tokyo Motor Fist Lions
I simultaneously love and hate this. The cheesiest non-power metal I've heard in a long time, but I can't say I didn't enjoy it.
Toto Toto IV
Toto Fahrenheit
Toto Hydra
Toto Falling In Between
Tragedian Master of Illusions
if you asked me why i enjoyed this album so much, i don't think I would be able to give you an answer.
Trick or Treat The Legend of the XII Saints
Trick or Treat Creepy Symphonies
Triumph Rock and Roll Machine
Triumph Allied Forces
Triumph Surveillance
Triumpher Storming The Walls
Really solid. My main critique would be the lack of memorable hooks, but what we are given is still more than satisfactory. Excited to hear what these guys cook up in the years to come.
Trivium The Sin and the Sentence
Trivium Silence in the Snow
Trivium In Waves
Turbo Epidemic
Turbo Awatar
Turbo Strażnik Światła
Turbo Piąty żywioł
A really weak midsection holds this back from being something truly excellent. I recommend it, just be prepared to hit skip a couple times.
Turilli / Lione Rhapsody Zero Gravity (Rebirth and Evolution)
Twisted Sister Come Out and Play
Tygers Of Pan Tang Ambush
Tyr The Lay of Thrym
Tyr Valkyrja
U.D.O. Mean Machine
U.D.O. Dominator
U.D.O. Decadent
U.D.O. We Are One
U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind
Not sure if I'm just in a good mood, but I actually really enjoyed this.
U2 War
U2 The Joshua Tree
I have a feeling that it's all downhill from here.
UFO Covenant
UFO Obsession
UFO Mechanix
UFO Making Contact
UFO Misdemeanor
God I love sellout records.
UFO Seven Deadly
Unto Others Strength
Not gonna lie, this was pretty nice.
Uriah Heep Salisbury
Everything after the first 2 tracks is great, but I definitely wouldn't consider this a
masterpiece by any stretch of the word.

Bird of Prey may also have the worst vocal melody I've ever heard in my entire fucking
life.
Uriah Heep Innocent Victim
Uriah Heep Conquest
Uriah Heep Head First
Uriah Heep Different World
Huge step in the right direction. The fact this album has the same records as the two
proceeding it is, quite frankly, kind of insulting.
Uriah Heep Outsider
Van Halen Van Halen II
Van Halen Women and Children First
Van Halen OU812
Vansidian Reflecting the Shadows
Venator (AT) Echoes from the Gutter
Venom Calm Before the Storm
This is a really solid metal record, not sure why it gets so much flack. Black Christmas and the title track are among Venom's greatest songs.
Venom Temples of Ice
Venom Cast in Stone
Venom From the Very Depths
Vicious Rumors Vicious Rumors
Vicious Rumors Word Of Mouth
Vicious Rumors Warball
Vicious Rumors Razorback Killers
Virgin Steele Noble Savage
Virgin Steele The Passion of Dionysus
Surprisingly decent, their best in a very long time. Unfortunately I can't really recommend it thanks to the production sounding like unmastered demos.
Visigoth The Revenant King
Voivod Angel Rat
Voivod Voivod
Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound
While I do wish they would go back to some heavier material, this album is nothing to scoff at. I can safely say I thoroughly enjoyed every song on this record. A pleasant surprise to say the least.
Vulture (DE) Ghastly Waves & Battered Graves
W.A.S.P. Inside the Electric Circus
W.A.S.P. Still Not Black Enough
W.A.S.P. Kill, Fuck, Die
W.A.S.P. Unholy Terror
W.A.S.P. Dying for the World
W.A.S.P. Babylon
Warbringer Worlds Torn Asunder
Warbringer Woe to the Vanquished
Wehrmacht Shark Attack
Weird Al Yankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic
Whiplash Insult to Injury
White Skull Metal Never Rusts
White Wizzard Over The Top
White Wizzard The Devil's Cut
Whitesnake Good To Be Bad
Whitesnake Flesh and Blood
Whitesnake has never been one of my favorite groups, but they have always put out really solid music, and this is no exception. Surprisingly good hard rock/ heavy metal record.
Whitesnake Restless Heart
Whitesnake Ready An' Willing
Winger Winger
Winger In The Heart Of The Young
Wolf Feeding the Machine
It's pretty damn good, but by Wolf standards some of this is pretty forgettable. That being
said, the title track is a fucking titan of a song.
Wolf Ravenous
Wolf Legions of Bastards
X Japan Dahlia
X Japan Vanishing Vision
Y&T Black Tiger
Y&T Contagious
Y&T Mean Streak
Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force
Yngwie Malmsteen The Seventh Sign
Zac Brown Band Welcome Home
Zebra (US) 3.V
Zebra (US) Zebra
Zebra (US) No Tellin' Lies
ZZ Top Rio Grande Mud
ZZ Top El Loco
ZZ Top Recycler
ZZ Top Rhythmeen
ZZ Top Mescalero

3.0 good
Absent In Body Plague God
I understand the appeal, it's just not for me.
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
AC/DC The Razors Edge
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
AC/DC Black Ice
Accept I'm a Rebel
Accept Predator
This is actually much better than I remember. Maybe its because it followed up the shit-heap "Death Row", but this was actually pretty enjoyable.
Aerosmith Draw the Line
Aerosmith Rock in a Hard Place
fuck you, i like this
Aerosmith Done With Mirrors
Aerosmith Just Push Play
Come on, it's not that bad.
Aerosmith Honkin' on Bobo
Alcatrazz V
I'll be honest, I'm probably not gonna listen to this. Graham Bonnet is an amazing vocalist,
and the main reason I listened to Alcatrazz in the first place. The fact he was replaced by
the undisputed king of generic metal vocals, Doogie White is a fuckin' sin.

*update*

I hate saying this, but this is actually kinda decent. Sounds more like classic Rainbow than
Alcatrazz though.
Alcatrazz Take No Prisoners
Alice Cooper School's Out
Alice Cooper Muscle of Love
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
Alice Cooper Trash
Alice Cooper Dirty Diamonds
Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider
Alice Cooper Welcome 2 My Nightmare
Alice Cooper Detroit Stories
Nothing special, but Alice Cooper's music never fails to make me smile.
Alice Cooper Road
It's a 21st century Alice Cooper album. What where you expecting?
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Alien Shiftin' Gear
Alien Alien (1993)
Allen Lande The Showdown
Amaranthe The Catalyst
I'm honestly surprised I didn't hate this.
Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army
Starts off pretty weak and slowly gets better as it goes along. Far from amazing, but definitely better than their previous release.
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Angel Sword Rebels Beyond the Pale
Angel Witch Angel of Light
Angra Ømni
Angra Holy Land
Angra Fireworks
Angra Cycles Of Pain
By no means bad, but they leaned WAAAAAAAAAYYY too hard into the prog elements this time around. I recognize it's a quality album, it just isn't doing much for me.
Annihilator Waking the Fury
Annihilator Ballistic, Sadistic
It's comforting to know that I can always look forward to listening to practically the same decent thrash album with dorky vocals every other year. Never stop doing what you do, Jeff.
Anthem Overload
Anthrax State of Euphoria
Anvil Hard 'n' Heavy
Anvil Back to Basics
Anvil This Is Thirteen
Apostolica Animae Haeretica
Arcane Tales Steel, Fire and Magic
Solid Rhapsody worship.
Armored Saint Delirious Nomad
Armored Saint La Raza
Artillery Terror Squad
Artillery B.A.C.K.
Ascension (UK-2) Under the Veil of Madness
Ashes of Ares Emperors And Fools
Asia Aqua
Atheist Jupiter
Autograph Loud and Clear
Avatar Avatar Country
Axel Rudi Pell Sign of the Times
Axel Rudi Pell Nasty Reputation
Axel Rudi Pell Into the Storm
Axenstar Chapter VIII
Axxis Retrolution
Axxis Matters of Survival
Axxis Time Machine
Axxis Paradise in Flames
Axxis Utopia
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL
Bathory Hammerheart
Yeah, this really didn't do anything for me. The followup is far superior in my eyes.
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
Hey, this isn't half bad. Lake of Fire and Death from above are some hard jams.
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
I love how every incarnation of Sabbath sounds unique and distinct from one another. I'd be lying if I said I don't have a soft spot for this one. Second half is pretty weak, but side 1 is killer.
Blackslash No Steel No Future
Blazon Rite Wild Rites And Ancient Songs
Blind Guardian Beyond the Red Mirror
Blitzkrieg Ten
Blitzkrieg Judge Not!
Blood Star First Sighting
Wanna give this a higher score, but the band sounds permanently locked at 60%.
Bloodbound Tabula Rasa
Bloodbound Stormborn
Bloodbound In The Name Of Metal
Bloody Hammers The Summoning
Blue Oyster Cult Mirrors
Blue Oyster Cult Club Ninja
Blue Oyster Cult Ghost Stories
It's a leftovers album, and you can kinda tell. Still enjoyable, just not something you need to seek out.
Bob Catley The Tower
Bolt Thrower War Master
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos
Bongzilla Weedsconsin
Weed
Brainstorm Memorial Roots
Brainstorm Ambiguity
Brainstorm Metus Mortis
Brainstorm Liquid Monster
Brendon Small Galaktikon
Britny Fox Boys in Heat
Bruce Dickinson Balls to Picasso
Tears of a Dragon is too good for this album.
Bruce Dickinson Skunkworks
Burning Sun Wake of Ashes
Candlemass The Door To Doom
By the books doom metal, lacking variation and flavor. I don't hate it, but I don't love it either.
Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined
Definitely not my thing, but it didn't piss me off like the vast majority of death metal does. The lack of god-awful clicky drums and a solid production job help quite a bit.
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Cathalepsy Blood And Steel
Cauldron In Ruin
Cheap Trick Woke Up With A Monster
Cheap Trick Next Position Please
Cheap Trick The Doctor
Lol, I like this.
Chevelle NIRATIAS
Wow, what a letdown. I can't be the only one who finds this album to be really boring,
right? Most of the material on here is plodding, down-paced chug fests. Competent, but
extremely uninteresting.
Cinderella Heartbreak Station
Cirith Ungol Frost and Fire
Clutch Sunrise On Slaughter Beach
Not my cup of tea, but I can see the appeal. At a short and sweet 33 minutes, it's an easy listen.
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace
Cradle of Filth Thornography
Crashdiet Rust
The furry artwork is pretty fucking awful, but the music is alright for what it's worth. Some okay stuff on here.
Crystal Ball Hellvetia
Crystal Ball Time Walker
Crystal Ball Dawnbreaker
Crystal Ball Crysteria
Crystal Eyes Killer
Crystal Eyes Chained
CZARFACE Double Dose of Danger
Danzig 7:77 - I Luciferi
Dark Angel Time Does Not Heal
Dark Moor Shadowland
Dark Moor The Fall of Melnibone
Dark Moor Beyond the Sea
Dark Moor Ancestral Romance
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
Darkthrone Eternal Hails
Decent material, but damn it just keeps going. A very long 42 minutes.
Darkthrone Astral Fortress
Darkthrone are back, and more okay than ever.
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness
Darkthrone Hate Them
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags
Death Angel Act III
Death Angel The Art of Dying
Deathwish Demon Preacher
Deep Purple The House of Blue Light
Weak follow up, but a decent album.
Deep Purple Abandon
This doesn't hold a candle to Purpendicular. Big lack of memorable melodies, riffs or hooks. With that being said, it's still more than serviceable and has some great hidden gems.
Deep Purple Bananas
Who the fuck thought naming the album Bananas was a good idea? Music is decent, but God that artwork and title are retarded.
Def Leppard Diamond Star Halos
It's fine.
Def Leppard Slang
Def Leppard Euphoria
Def Leppard Songs from the Sparkle Lounge
Deftones Ohms
If this is what Deftones music is like, I don't think I like Deftones all that much.
Delain Dark Waters
Demon Unbroken
Demon The Plague
Commendable attempt at a prog-concept record, but I do think the band bit off a little more than they could chew.
Demon Taking the World by Storm
Devil Master Ecstasies of Never Ending Night
Diamond Head Death and Progress
Dinosaur Jr. Sweep It Into Space
I only listened to this because Hedorah was on the album cover. The guitarwork on display
here is consistently tasty. It's just a shame they recorded the drums via answering
machine and J Mascis is perpetually on the verge of sleep whilst in the vocal booth.
Dio Strange Highways
Dio Lock up the Wolves
Dir En Grey Phalaris
Not for me, but I don't regret giving it a listen.
Dire Straits Communiqué
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
I don't get it.
Dokken Dysfunctional
Dokken Broken Bones
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
This album right here is the reason people won't give DragonForce a fair chance.
Dragonhammer Second Life
Dragonland The Power of the Nightstar
Not bad, but I'm definitely gonna forget I listened to it in a minute or two.
Dragony Viribus Unitis
Generic, but it gets the job done.
Dream Evil In The Night
Durbin Screaming Steel
Okay, so apparently that dude who got 4th on American Idol a while back decided to make a trad/power metal album. It's generic as fuck, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun.
Dynazty Knock You Down
Dynazty Titanic Mass
Earthshaker 40
Earthshaker Passion
Eclipse (SWE) Are You Ready To Rock
Eclipse (SWE) Megalomanium
Edenbridge Shangri-La
Edge of Sanity Unorthodox
Edguy Tinnitus Sanctus
Emerald Sun Kingdom of Gods
Enforced War Remains
Eternal Ascent Reclamation
Europe Europe
Evergrey A Heartless Portrait (The Orphéan Testament)
This just didn't hit the spot like their previous release did. Still decent, just not amazing.
Excalion Once Upon a Time
Exciter Unveiling the Wicked
Exciter Kill After Kill
This album has one of the most botched production jobs I have ever heard. The guitars are thin and weak, and I'm pretty sure the band's bassist never showed up to the studio once during the entire recording process. It's a damn shame because this honestly could have been one of their best albums.
Exciter Blood Of Tyrants
Exodus Impact Is Imminent
Exumer Hostile Defiance
Faith No More We Care a Lot
Fatal Fire Arson
Fate (DK) A Matter of Attitude
Fate (DK) Fate
Fates Warning The Spectre Within
I feel like I should enjoy this more than I actually did.
Fates Warning Awaken the Guardian
Fates Warning Perfect Symmetry
Fates Warning FWX
Fifth Angel When Angels Kill
Firewind Days of Defiance
Firewind Between Heaven And Hell
Firewind The Premonition
Firewind Stand United
Flotsam and Jetsam When the Storm Comes Down
Flotsam and Jetsam Cuatro
Flotsam and Jetsam Drift
Flotsam and Jetsam My God
Flotsam and Jetsam Ugly Noise
Not sure why this one gets so much hate. Sounds fine to me.
Freedom Call The Circle of Life
Freedom Call Dimensions
Frozen Crown Call of the North
Galneryus One For All - All For One
Galneryus Union Gives Strength
Gama Bomb Bats
Gamma Ray To the Metal!
I don't know, this was the first album since "Powerplant" that I actually enjoyed most of. I guess the material is pretty generic, but it's the good kind of generic. It's a comfy, feel good album for me.
Gary Moore Back On The Streets
Ghost (SWE) Popestar
Gorguts Considered Dead
Gorillaz Song Machine, Season One: Strange Timez
A slightly better version of Humanz. Not sure why this one gets so much love, pretty devoid of anything memorable.
Gorillaz Cracker Island
A clear focus and sonic direction puts this above Song Machine by a considerable amount, but it still leaves a lot to be desired. As usual, the album has too many features, most of which are not crucial and add almost nothing to the tracks themselves. Skinny Ape is a fun track though.
Grand Magus Wolf God
Grave Digger Ballads of a Hangman
Grave Digger Clash of the Gods
Grave Digger Heart of Darkness
The strongest 3 I can give, but I just can't bring myself to give it a 3.5...
Grave Digger Liberty or Death
Grave Digger The Living Dead
Grave Digger Fields Of Blood
Great Master Montecristo
Green Jelly Cereal Killer Soundtrack
Hallas Isle of Wisdom
I like their sound, but this got a little too proggy for me. I'd probably give it a stronger rating if the songwriting was a little less self-indulgent.
Hammer King Kingdemonium
Not bad, but suffers from a bit of an identity crisis. I don't think the album leans far enough into the goofy cheese the title would have you assume.
Hammer King König und Kaiser
Wanted to give this a 3.5, but this album features one of the most blatantly obvious instances of plagiarism I've ever heard. The song 'War Hammer' is a note for note copy of 'Midnight Sun' by Helloween.
HammerFall Dominion
I should probably give 'Dominion' a lower rating, but I had a fun time listening to it.
HammerFall Threshold
HammerFall Renegade
HammerFall (r)Evolution
HammerFall Built To Last
Hammers Of Misfortune Overtaker
This is fucking weird.
Haunt (USA-CA) Burst into Flame
Haunt (USA-CA) Windows Of Your Heart
Haunter (BR) Tales of the Seven Seas
Heavens Gate Menergy
Heavens Gate Planet E.
Helloween My God-Given Right
Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Helloween 7 Sinners
Helstar Glory of Chaos
Hibria Me7amorphosis
Hollow Tower
Not bad, but it feels a bit incomplete.
House of Lords House of Lords
House of Lords World Upside Down
House of Lords Come to My Kingdom
House of Lords Saint of the Lost Souls
House of Lords New World - New Eyes
Huey Lewis and the News Huey Lewis and the News
Huey Lewis and the News Small World
Huey Lewis and the News Soulsville
Solid covers album that tackles some classic tracks in a respectful manner, but not essential listening by any means.
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
Fun. Cringe as hell, but fun.
Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon
Immortal Battles in the North
Impellitteri Pedal to Metal
Impellitteri Wicked Maiden
Imperial Age New World
In Flames Lunar Strain
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
In Flames Battles
I think this is gonna become a guilty pleasure for me.
In Vain (ESP) Back to Nowhere
Inquisition Into the Infernal Regions of the Ancient
The music is awesome, but those vocals piss me the fuck off.
Insane Clown Posse Ringmaster
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting
Starts with a bang, but lost my entrance about 2/3's of the way through.
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Not anywhere near Maiden's best work. Filler absorbs most of the albums running time, but the 3 big tracks keep it from being a bad album.
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Side one is excellent and contains some late-career gems, but dear God that second half is boring. Sticking five 7+ minute tracks back to back should be punishable by law.
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time
Iron Savior Dark Assault
Jag Panzer The Scourge of the Light
Jag Panzer The Hallowed
Underwhelming. It's decent, but I expected better.
Job For A Cowboy Moon Healer
I don't get it.
Journey Trial By Fire
Journey Raised On Radio
Journey Journey
I fucking hate progressive rock, but this one didn't bug me for some reason. Actually kinda enjoyed it.
Journey Look Into the Future
Journey Departure
Journey Revelation
Judas Priest Nostradamus
Judicator The Majesty of Decay
Kalmah The Black Waltz
Kamelot The Shadow Theory
Kamelot Siege Perilous
Kamelot Silverthorn
KAT Without Looking Back
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
King Crimson Lizard
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
King Diamond House of God
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard 12 Bar Bruise
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Oddments
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Paper Mache Dream Balloon
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Gumboot Soup
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Butterfly 3000
Yeah, this isn't doing much for me. I can definitely say I'm not the target demographic the frilly, fluffy material this album contains. Don't get me wrong, it's good, but it pales in comparison to their last 3 records. I'd love it if they'd get heavier again.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava
Solid King Gizzard release, but a far cry from their previous release. Not a single surprise to be found.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Changes
King Kobra Ready to Strike
Kingdom Come Master Seven
Kingdom Come Hands Of Time
KISS Animalize
KISS Monster
KK's Priest The Sinner Rides Again
Slight improvement over the debut, but still nothing to write home about. KK needs to revisit some of those classic Priest records and attempt to replicate that magic formula, because the songwriting present here really lacks it's own identity.
KMFDM Hyena
what that dog doin
Korn Requiem
I preferred The Nothing, but this is still decent.
Kreator Endless Pain
Kreator Extreme Aggression
Extremely aggressive, and extremely overrated.
Kreator Outcast
Kreator Enemy of God
Krokus Change of Address
Krokus Round 13
Laaz Rockit City's Gonna Burn
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin Coda
Lil Pump Lil Pump
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Lordi Killection
Fun concept and decent variation from track to track. Nothing super memorable, but there's
fun to be had.
Lords of Black Mechanics of Predacity
Loudness King Of Pain
Loudness The Birthday Eve
Loudness The Everlasting
Loudness Devil Soldier
Loudness Metal Mad
Loudness 2・0・1・2
Lunar Shadow Wish to Leave
Magnum Sleepwalking
Magnum Kingdom of Madness
Majesty (DE) Back To Attack
Majustice Ancestral Recall
Manilla Road Out of the Abyss
Manilla Road Spiral Castle
Manilla Road Voyager
Manilla Road Mark of the Beast
Really solid psychedelic rock, it's just a shame I don't really enjoy that genre. With that being said, this is much better than the album they released in its place.
Manilla Road Playground of the Damned
Manowar Gods of War
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Hushed and Grim
Nowhere near as good as I remember it being. Comparing this to the rest of their discography, this just doesn't stack up for me. Mastodon really lost their bite on this one.
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
Mayhem Deathcrush
Meat Loaf Blind Before I Stop
Uhhh, it's not amazing, but it isn't even close to awful. There are some solid jams on here.
Meat Loaf Couldn't Have Said It Better
Megadeth United Abominations
Mekong Delta Mekong Delta
Too eclectic for my taste, but I understand the appeal. When it comes to thrash, I usually prefer a more straightforward approach.
Mekong Delta Tales of a Future Past
Mercyful Fate Into the Unknown
Merging Flare Revolt Regime
Metal Church Masterpeace
Metal Church The Weight of the World
Metal Church This Present Wasteland
Metal Inquisitor Panopticon
Pretty fun retro metal throwback record, nothing special, but it didn't need to be.
Michael Jackson Invincible
Michael Schenker Group Immortal
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Ehhhh, as a non-fan of death metal this is just alright for me. Altars of Madness was a moody, atmospheric masterpiece; while this is just feels like your typical 90's DM album. Not to say it's bad, it just isn't for me.
Morbid Angel Covenant
Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls
Motley Crue New Tattoo
Motorhead Overnight Sensation
Motorhead The World Is Yours
Motorhead Motorizer
Mystic Prophecy Metal Division
It's good for sure, but there is a strong lack of memorable songs.
Mystic Prophecy Hellriot
Nervosa Perpetual Chaos
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Man, I just don't get this band....
Nevermore Dead Heart In A Dead World
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Night Ranger Hole in the Sun
Wasn't expecting Night Ranger to get heavy. I approve.
Night Ranger Man In Motion
Nightwish Angels Fall First
Nightwish Imaginaerum
Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful
Ninja Sex Party Cool Patrol
Nitro O.F.R.
The best kind of retarded. This is grade-A try-hard schlock and I'm totally okay with that.
Onmyo-Za Ryuuou Douji
Opeth Orchid
Overkill Under the Influence
Overkill Coverkill
Overkill I Hear Black
Overkill The Killing Kind
Overkill Killbox 13
Overkill Immortalis
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis
Ozzy Osbourne Ordinary Man
Ozzy Osbourne Patient Number 9
While I don't think it's anything amazing, it does warm my heart to see veteran artists like Ozzy get their creative inspiration back so late in their careers.
Paladine Entering the Abyss
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
A perfectly acceptable 80's metal record with the misfortune of having the Pantera name slapped on the cover.
Pantera I Am the Night
Come On Eyes is a fuckin' bop.
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
I don't mind this one too much. It's certainly their heaviest release, which fits the edgelord persona they attempted to create for themselves over the past couple records.
Paragon Controlled Demolition
Pentagram Day of Reckoning
Pentagram Curious Volume
Percival (ARG) The Seventh Seal
Petra Back To The Street
Petra Petra Praise: The Rock Cries Out
Petra No Doubt
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
Much better than the debut. They managed to cram all the obnoxious ambient fiddle-fucking
to one song this time, and even that song is listenable. Not planning on listening to
this again, but I didn't feel like the band was actively wasting my time like on 'Piper'.
Pink Floyd More
I don't know what's wrong with me, but this is easily my favorite PF album so far. Probably because The Nile Song is the first Floyd tune I'd willingly listen to again.
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
The title track is fantastic, everything after it is it's own special brand of forgettable.
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
Not as good as Meddle, but heaps better than the pretentious dogshit of the first 3 records.
Pirate Hymn Explorer
Polaris The Death of Me
I have a strong distaste for metalcore and it's "woe is me" attitude, but this was alright. I didn't cringe once while listening to it, so I'd say that's an accomplishment.
Power Quest Master Of Illusion
Powerwolf Blessed and Possessed
Praying Mantis The Journey Goes on
Primal Fear New Religion
Primal Fear 16.6: (Before the Devil Knows You're Dead)
Primal Fear Delivering the Black
Prime Creation Tell Freedom I Said Hello
Primus The Desaturating Seven
Primus The Brown Album
Primus Green Naugahyde
Project Arcadia Of Sins and Other Tales
Project: Roenwolfe Project: Roenwolfe
Queen Hot Space
I was expecting MUCH worse.
Queen Made in Heaven
Queensryche Empire
Queensryche Queensryche
Quiet Riot Quiet Riot III
Rage Speak of the Dead
Rage Wings of Rage
If you're in the mood for some metal, this will do. Variety isn't the album's strong suit however. You could turn it off after the song Wings of Rage and not miss a single thing.
Rage Resurrection Day
Rage Reign of Fear
Rage Execution Guaranteed
Rage Welcome To The Other Side
Rage The Devil Strikes Again
Rammstein Rosenrot
Rammstein Reise, Reise
Ramones Halfway to Sanity
Ramones Animal Boy
Ramones Subterranean Jungle
Ramones Adios Amigos!
Ramones Mondo Bizarro
Ranger Where Evil Dwells
Ratt Reach for the Sky
Raven Rock Until You Drop
Raven Stay Hard
Raven Life´s A Bitch
Raven Architect of Fear
Raven All Hell's Breaking Loose
Razor Open Hostility
Rexoria Imperial Dawn
Rhapsody of Fire Rain of a Thousand Flames
Rhapsody of Fire The Eighth Mountain
An overproduced, over-polished power metal album severely lacking in the power department. One of my biggest gripes in how new vocalist Giacomo Voli sounds like he's going to break down and cry for the entire record. It has one hell of a closing track though.r*update*rMuch better than I remember it being, but it still isn't anything spectacular.
Riot The Brethren of the Long House
Riot Inishmore
Rob Zombie The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy...
Royal Hunt Dystopia, Pt. 2
Running Wild The Brotherhood
Running Wild Rogues en Vogue
I don't know guys, this is kinda decent.
Rush Fly by Night
Rush Hold Your Fire
Rush Counterparts
Rush Test for Echo
Sabaton Attero Dominatus
Sabaton The War To End All Wars
A far cry from their excellent previous album, but it's still really enjoyable. Sabaton always manages to put a smile on my face.
Sacred Reich Independent
Sacred Reich Heal
Sacrifice Torment In Fire
Sacrifice Apocalypse Inside
Sanctuary The Year the Sun Died
Satan Cruel Magic
Savage Master Those Who Hunt At Night
Savatage Sirens
Savatage Fight for the Rock
Saxon Innocence is No Excuse
Saxon Into the Labyrinth
Into the Labyrinth is the first and only Saxon album from the 2000's that I would consider just okay. I rarely ever hark on a record for being "over-produced", but this album is definitely missing the bite of their previous 5 releases..
Saxon Carpe Diem
Definitely a disappointment for me. I LOVED Thunderbolt, but the material on here just isn't all that memorable. Very mild recommendation.
Scanner The Cosmic Race
There are some really good songs on here, but I'm actually shocked by how slopping the drumming is. This is like post-2010 Niko McBrain levels of sloppy. If that issue had been fixed, this would be be something special.
Scarefield A Quiete Country
Scorpions Face the Heat
Scorpions Fly to the Rainbow
Scorpions Return to Forever
Screamer (SWE) Kingmaker
Seax Fallout Rituals
Seikima-II Yuugai (You Guy!)
Seikima-II Ponk!!
Seikima-II Move
Sepultura Against
Underrated for sure. The boys sound tight as ever, and Derek Green's vocals are a big step up from Cavalera's. Nothing mind-blowing to be found here, but still one of the few groove metal albums I don't immediately want to shut off.
Sepultura Dante XXI
Sepultura A-Lex
Serious Black Vengeance Is Mine
Seventh Wonder Tiara
ShadowStrike Traveler's Tales
Not amazing, but these guys do show promise. I think they'll be releasing some bangers down the line.
Silver Talon Decadence and Decay
I can tell these guys have potential, but I don't think they knocked it out of the park with their debut. My major gripe is that this album doesn't feature a single catchy hook or memorable melody. It's good, but it could have been much better.
Silverlane Inside Internal Infinity
Sinner Wild 'n Evil
Sinner Danger Zone
Sinner Touch of Sin
Sinner Comin' Out Fighting
I don't think this band will ever release a record that goes above or below a 3. They are perpetually "just okay".
Sinner Bottom Line
Sinner Judgement Day
Sinner There Will Be Execution
Skull & Crossbones Sungazer
Slade Nobody's Fools
Slayer World Painted Blood
Only worthwhile record the band released after Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
Sodom Obsessed by Cruelty
Solid, if not a a bit unremarkable. It's decent, but a tad too disjointed and eclectic for my taste.
Sodom Get What You Deserve
Sodom Masquerade in Blood
Nothing special, but it did tear me a new asshole.
Sonata Arctica Stones Grow Her Name
Spellcaster Night Hides the World
Spirit Adrift Divided by Darkness
Star One Revel in Time
Starbomb The Tryforce
Starship Knee Deep In The Hoopla
The hatred this album receives is some of the most overblown shit I've ever seen. It's a pleasant 80's pop rock record with a couple legit bangers.
Starship No Protection
Stormwarrior Thunder and Steele
Stratovarius Polaris
Stratovarius Fright Night
Stratovarius Twilight Time
Stryper Murder By Pride
Sunstorm Sunstorm
Sunstorm The Road To Hell
Survivor Premonition
Survivor Survivor
Symphony X Twilight in Olympus
Symphony X Iconoclast
Symphony X Underworld
Symphony X The Damnation Game
Teramaze Flight of The Wounded
Terra Atlantica Beyond the Borders
Serviceable pirate metal with a few highlights, and a few parts that made me cringe.
Tesla Forever More
Tesla Simplicity
Testament Souls of Black
Testament Dark Roots of Earth
Much better than remember this being, but I'm still not crazy about it. The first half is great, but that second half is a longwinded bore.
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Beatles Let It Be
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Damned Things High Crimes
The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled
Woof, I don't think it's nearly as bad as people are saying. It's not great, but it has it's charm.
The Night Flight Orchestra Sometimes The World Ain't Enough
The Rods Rattle The Cage
The Rods Let Them Eat Metal
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones No.2
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue
The Rolling Stones Black and Blue
The Rolling Stones Voodoo Lounge
The Rolling Stones Bridges to Babylon
The Unity The Hellish Joyride
Therion Leviathan II
Thin Lizzy Thin Lizzy
Thin Lizzy Nightlife
Thorium (BE) Extraordinary Journeys Pt. I
Tool Undertow
It's okay for Tool ig.
Tool 10,000 Days
This one is fine ig.
Toto Turn Back
Toto Mindfields
This album falls to an issue a lot of bands were dealing with in the mid to late 90s. CD's made it possible to fit more content onto a disc, so bands just started cramming way too much fucking music into their LPs. Some good stuff on here, but God its way too fucking long.
Toxic Holocaust Primal Future: 2019
Triumph The Sport of Kings
Trivium Ember to Inferno
Tungsten (SWE) Bliss
I'm pretty mixed on this one. While I can appreciate they have a unique sound, I feel like they stylistically leaned a bit to much into modern metal trends.
Turbo Dead End
Twisted Sister Love Is For Suckers
Tygers Of Pan Tang Crazy Nights
Tygers Of Pan Tang Animal Instinct
Tyr Land
U.D.O. Game Over
I love you, Mr. Dirkschnider; but PLEASE never put 16 songs on an album ever again.
U.D.O. Solid
U.D.O. Man And Machine
U.D.O. Thunderball
U2 Boy
And so begins the torture. A very acceptable album, and I have a feeling it's probably going to be one of their better releases.
U2 Zooropa
U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
UFO Sharks
UFO Phenomenon
UFO Force It
UFO No Place to Run
UFO You Are Here
UFO A Conspiracy of Stars
Uriah Heep Return to Fantasy
Uriah Heep Equator
I always have a soft spot for sellout records. This, Saxon's 'Destiny', and Deep Purple's 'Slaves and Masters' are all cut from the same cheesy cloth; and I love it.
Uriah Heep Sonic Origami
Uriah Heep Into the Wild
Uriah Heep Chaos & Colour
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
I remember absolutely hating this album back in the day, but on my latest relisten I actually kinda dig it. DLR sounds kinda rough, but there are some quality tunes on here, especially on the second half with tracks like Outta Space and Stay Frosty.
Venom The Waste Lands
Venom Resurrection
Venom Fallen Angels
Venom Storm The Gates
Come on guys, this isn't that bad. Sput users have the strangest hate boner for this band.
Veonity Elements of Power
Vicious Rumors Electric Punishment
Vicious Rumors Concussion Protocol
Virgin Steele The Black Light Bacchanalia
Virgin Steele Guardians of the Flame
Virgin Steele Life Among the Ruins
It's a decent cock-rock/metal record with a few fun tracks. My biggest issue comes from the dogshit track order. Who's decision was it to make the last FOUR tracks consecutive ballads?
Voivod Katorz
W.A.S.P. Helldorado
W.A.S.P. The Neon God: Part 1 - The Rise
W.A.S.P. The Neon God: Part 2 - The Demise
Warbringer War Without End
Warbringer Waking into Nightmares
Warbringer IV: Empires Collapse
Warmen Here for None
Weezer Van Weezer
Extremely lame, but kind of enjoyable regardless.
White Wizzard Flying Tigers
Whitesnake Lovehunter
Artwork is better than the album itself. The album itself is just okay.
Whitesnake Trouble
Pretty unremarkable, but it does have some standouts like 'Nighthawk' and 'The Time is Right For Love'. if you are in the mood for a solid collection of memorable riffs, this will do the trick.
Wind Rose Warfront
Wintersun Time I
Within Temptation Bleed Out
Wolf Evil Star
Xandria The Wonders Still Awaiting
Xentrix Seven Words
Xentrix Bury The Pain
Xentrix Kin
Y&T Endangered Species
Y&T Earthshaker
Yngwie Malmsteen Marching Out
Yngwie Malmsteen Alchemy
Yngwie Malmsteen Relentless
Yngwie Malmsteen Parabellum
Not even Yngwie's awful vocals can ruin the songs this time around. Genuinely surprised by how decent this actually was.
ZZ Top ZZ Top's First Album
ZZ Top Fandango!
ZZ Top Antenna

2.5 average
Abbath Dread Reaver
Big meh. I never wanted to turn it off, but I kinda forgot I was even listening to it after track 4.
AC/DC High Voltage (Australia)
Accept Accept
Accept Too Mean to Die
I really hate saying this, but it seems like modern Accept have finally run out of steam.
Such a shame.
Ad Infinitum Chapter III - Downfall
Meeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Adrian Benegas Arcanum
Aerosmith Night in the Ruts
Aerosmith Get a Grip
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
After Infinity After Infinity
Agora Empire
Alice Cooper Flush The Fashion
Alice Cooper The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Angra Aqua
Annihilator Suicide Society
Annihilator Metal
The Humanz of thrash metal. Have a bunch of mediocre tracks laying around? Invite a bunch of your famous friends over, shoehorn them onto every track, and BOOM, you've got yourself an album.
Anthrax Stomp 442
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
Anvil Impact Is Imminent
Impact is inoffensive and underwhelming.
Anvil Strength Of Steel
Anvil Plenty Of Power
Anvil Still Going Strong
Anvil Hope in Hell
Anvil Anvil Is Anvil
Anvil Pounding the Pavement
Aquilla Mankind's Odyssey
Artillery X
Axel Rudi Pell Tales of the Crown
Axel Rudi Pell Game of Sins
BABYMETAL The Other One
Babymetal minus the fun and creativity. Genuinely dissappointed.
Bathory Octagon
The fuck is wrong with me?
Battle Beast No More Hollywood Endings
Kinda blows it's load in the first 3 songs, and doesn't pick back up until The Golden Horde. The highlights are great, but the lows are deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Beyonce Lemonade
Wouldn't have listened to this on my own volition, but I had to for film class. It's not bad, but there are some seriously cringeworthy lyrics on here that really conflict with the serious tone it's going for. I knew this wasn't gonna be up my alley, but I'm surprised by just how much I didn't like it.
Black Label Society Grimmest Hits
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
I rarely ever chastise a band for softening their sound as long as the music they write is good. The music here isn't BAD, it's just insanely forgettable.
Blind Guardian Legacy of the Dark Lands
I kept waiting for something to blow me away, but it never happened. There isn't anything bad on here, but there isn't anything noteworthy either. It really does feel like a collection of tracks meant to be squeezed in between normal Blind Guardian songs.
Bloody Hammers Songs Of Unspeakable Terror
'Meh' the album
Blue Oyster Cult Curse of the Hidden Mirror
Bob Catley Middle Earth
Bolt Thrower Mercenary
Bolt Thrower Honour - Valour - Pride
Bolt Thrower In Battle There Is No Law!
Boston Corporate America
Brainstorm On the Spur of the Moment
Bruce Dickinson Tattooed Millionaire
Bruce Dickinson The Mandrake Project
"Better than the last 3 Maiden albums"

Pretty easy bar to surpass
Candlemass Chapter VI
Candlemass Dactylis Glomerata
Candlemass From the 13th Sun
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Fuck you, I kinda like this.
Chaos Control The Legacy Within
Cheap Trick Lap of Luxury
Cheap Trick Busted
Cheap Trick Special One
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Conception State of Deception
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors
Danzig Danzig 4
Well that was a disappointment. This shit could substitute for a sleep aid.
Danzig 6:66 Satan's Child
Dark Moor Origins
Dark Moor Dark Moor
Dark Moor Ars Musica
Dark Moor Project X
Dark Tranquillity Skydancer
definitely one of those albums that will keep you checking your watch
Darkthrone Plaguewielder
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Deep Purple Shades of Deep Purple
Generic, bland, flavorless psychedelic rock with one really good song. This really does nothing for me.
Deep Purple The Book of Taliesyn
Slightly better than the debut, but not by a noticeable amount. Passable, but not worth your time.
Deep Purple Deep Purple
Not sure why people hate the first 2 but magically enjoy this one. Sounds the exact same as their first 2 records to me. Thank God this is the last MKI album, and thank God MKII is superior in every single way.
Deep Purple The Battle Rages On...
It's pretty evident nobody in Deep Purple had any ideas for this album.
Deep Purple Rapture of the Deep
Slightly better than the MKI albums, but not by much. This record sounds stale as fuck.
Def Leppard Def Leppard
Demon British Standard Approved
I know fans of prog rock are gonna love this because it's so fucking boring.
Demon Blowout
Demon Spaced Out Monkey
Destruction D.E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N.
Destruction Born to Perish
Destruction Metal Discharge
Destruction Under Attack
Diamond Head All Will Be Revealed
Dio Angry Machines
Dokken Long Way Home
Doro Conqueress - Forever Strong and Proud
Draconicon Pestilence
Dream Evil SIX
Dream Theater Distance Over Time
While this is a technically impressive record, it's a real slog to get through. It almost gets a 3 for being musically impressive, but it simply never kept my interest.
Dynazty Bring the Thunder
Edge Of Paradise Hologram
Edge of Sanity Nothing But Death Remains
My bitch looks like David Hasselhoff
Edge of Sanity Cryptic
Edguy Kingdom of Madness
Edu Falaschi Eldorado
El Reno Renardo Regreso Al Metalverso
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Eleine We Shall Remain
Evile The Unknown
Exciter The Dark Command
If you're dying for painfully generic thrash, The Dark Command is just what the doctor ordered.
Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican
Exhorder Defectum Omnium
Entirely unremarkable for the most part, but the last handful of tracks are enjoyable.
Exodus Shovel Headed Kill Machine
Great production, great performances, mediocre songwriting.
Exodus Exhibit B: The Human Condition
Fear Factory Aggression Continuum
I don't think I like Fear Factory.
Firewind Burning Earth
Firewind Few Against Many
this is the most "okay" power metal band to ever exist
Flotsam and Jetsam High
Freedom Call Legend of the Shadowking
Gamma Ray Land of the Free II
Only one memorable track, and it is ruined by Kai's 13 year old reddit athiest lyrics.
It's fine I guess, but definitely their worst album in my opinion
Gary Moore G-Force
Gene Simmons Gene Simmons
Ghost (SWE) Impera
Side one is impeccable, and has easily some of the bands strongest tracks to date. Side 2 however, is pretty much irredeemable and features undoubtably the worst handful of songs the band has ever recorded. "Darkness At the Heart of My Love" makes my fucking skin crawl.
Glasya Attarghan
I respect the ambition, but it's severely lacking in memorable moments.
Godzilla Godzilla
Is it shit? Probably. Did I enjoy it? Yup.
Gogmagog I Will Be There
Gorillaz D-Sides
Grave Digger The Last Supper
Halloween Horror Fire
HammerFall Infected
Haunt (USA-CA) Luminous Eyes
Heavy Load Full Speed at High Level
Helloween Chameleon
Helstar Multiples of Black
Helstar The King of Hell
Helstar This Wicked Nest
Hollywood Undead New Empire Vol. 1
My roommate worships this band. I'm sure if I was still 11 I would have dug the fuck out of this.
Huey Lewis and the News Plan B
Iced Earth Framing Armageddon
What the fuck happened? No seriously, what the FUCK happened between albums?
Impellitteri Crunch
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
In Flames I, the Mask
Insane Clown Posse Carnival of Carnage
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
I hate giving anything by Maiden such a low score, but this album really bombs. Tailgunner is really the only decent track on this album. But thats about it. The rest of the album is complete filler to the worst extent.
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
A Matter of Life and Dearth
Iron Savior Kill or Get Killed
Serviceable, but it's really nothing more than by the books power metal. Sick artwork though.
Iron Savior Megatropolis
Jorn Over the Horizon Radar
Love Jorn, but these songs are stock as hell.
Journey Arrival
Journey Generations
Judas Priest Point of Entry
Judas Priest Demolition
Judas Priest 5 Souls
Kaledon Legend of the Forgotten Reign - Chapter VII: Evil
Kalmah For the Revolution
Kamelot Eternity
Kamelot Dominion
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Keel The Right to Rock
Speed Demon and You're the Victim slap really hard, but the rest of the material is laughably derivative in almost every way imaginable.
Killswitch Engage Atonement
King Crimson Islands
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
SooOOOO PROg!!!!!
King Diamond The Graveyard
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Eyes Like The Sky
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Laminated Denim
Hypertension is good, but that first song is about as boring as Gizz can get.
Kingdom Come Bad Image
Kingdom Come Twilight Cruiser
Kingdom Come Too
Kingdom of Tyrants Architects of Power
KISS Unmasked
KISS Crazy Nights
KK's Priest Sermons of the Sinner
I love KK and Ripper, so I definitely was expecting to like this way more than I did. I
wouldn't say it's a bad record, but it is a pretty generic one.
Krokus Painkiller
Labyrinth Welcome to the Absurd Circus
Not gonna lie, I found this album to be kind of a snoozefest. Just didn't click with me I guess.
Lacuna Coil Black Anima
It's a no from me. The heavily distorted alt metal guitars layered on top of clean angelic vocals,
paired with some totally EPIC and BRUTAL screams are just silly. I know it's their sound, but
their sound just doesn't work for me.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Lizzy Borden Menace to Society
Loudness Pandemonium
Loudness Heavy Metal Hippies
Machine Head Of Kingdom and Crown
Lame, and not in a fun way. Some of these lyrics are downright embarrassing.
Magnum Magnum II
Manilla Road Metal
if you say so
Manilla Road The Blessed Curse
Manticora Mycelium
There isn't anything objectively wrong with this album, I just don't like it.
Marco Garau's Magic Opera Battle of Ice
Generic, derivative and inoffensive.
Mastodon Medium Rarities
Meat Loaf Midnight at the Lost and Found
Medieval Steel Gods of Steel
Mekong Delta Pictures at an Exhibition
Instrumental records do nothing for me, unless it's synthwave.
Mercyful Fate Dead Again
Metal Church Generation Nothing
Metallica Reload
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Metallica 72 Seasons
I stan Metallica's newer material, but this album isn't cutting it. The lack of variety is what kills it for me. There just isn't enough going on sonically to warrant that ludicrous 87 minute runtime.
Motley Crue Motley Crue
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
A record that's eclectic for eclectic's sake. Sure, the debut was all over the place stylistically, but not once did it sound forced or pretentious. Sadly, I can't say the same about this record.
Nevermore Nevermore
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
bro, why does this site have such a boner for this band?
Night Cobra Dawn of the Serpent
I usually love a good throwback metal record, but the material on here is beyond forgettable. Sick artwork and band name though
Night Ranger Seven
Night Ranger Big Life
Night Ranger Don't Let Up
Nightwish HUMAN. :II: NATURE.
Ninja Sex Party Under The Covers Vol. II
Ninja Sex Party Under the Covers
Norther Till Death Unites Us
Norther Circle Regenerated
Noveria The Gates Of The Underworld
Nuclear Assault Out of Order
Overkill Bloodletting
Overkill ReliXIV
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pantera Metal Magic
I know it isn't metal of the confederate wife beating persuasion, but it's actually a pretty
listenable record in it's own right.
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
The album where Pantera dived headfirst into try-hard edgelord territory. Thankfully there is JUST enough decent riffing for me to give it a pass. The riff on Walk is fucking terrible though.
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
This would be a 2 if it wasn't for the fact that Goddamn Electric is one of the few post-Cowboys Pantera tracks I actually enjoy.
Paul Stanley Paul Stanley
Pentagram Review Your Choices
I know Bobby can sing, he did it on the album prior, and every album afterwards. He just sounds fucking weird here, and it kinda ruins the album for me.
Perc3ption Art in Extreme Situations
Pestilence Spheres
what the fuck happened between this and Testimony?
Petra Petra
Petra Come And Join Us
Petra Never Say Die
Petra Petra Praise 2
Petra Revival
Pink Floyd The Endless River
Powerwolf Return in Bloodred
Praying Mantis Throwing Shapes (as Stratus)
It's okay
Prydain The Gates of Aramore
Q5 When the Mirror Cracks
What the hell happened to these guys from 1984 to 1986? The literally went from Accept to Survivor between albums
Queensryche American Soldier
At least this one felt like it had a little passion behind it
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Rage Prayer Of Steel (as Avenger)
Rage 21
Ramones Pleasant Dreams
Ramones Acid Eaters
Ratt Ratt
This album suffers from a chronic case of "just okay".
Raven Everything Louder
Ravensire A Stone Engraved in Red
Razor Custom Killing
Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel
About as by-the-numbers as a power metal album could be. Insanely weak follow up to Eternity.
Rhapsody of Fire Glory For Salvation
I thought the last album was boring and lame, but this thing easily tops it. Worst Rhapsody album to date; albeit with a couple enjoyable singles.
Ring Of Fire Gravity
I feel like there was a considerable amount of time and effort that went into creating this album, it's just a shame that I was kinda bored by it regardless.
Running Wild Resilient
Rush Caress of Steel
Sabaton Metalizer
Sacrifice The Ones I Condemn
Sadus The Shadow Inside
I can't be the only one who thought this was boring as fuck, right?
Saint Vitus Saint Vitus (2019)
Scanner Scantropolis
Scanner? You guys doing okay? It's not even bad, just confusing...
Scorpions Lonesome Crow
Scorpions Eye II Eye
Sepultura Kairos
Seven Kingdoms Zenith
Meh incarnate
Sinner Respect
Sinner Fast Decision
Not sure why I decided to listen to this band's entire discography. I guess it just feels good to listen to a band that has practically no fanbase; makes me feel special.
Sirenia 1977
SkeleToon They Never Say Die
"Alright, let's make a Goonies album." - Some guy from SkeleToon.
Slade Play It Loud
Slayer God Hates Us All
Better than the 3 records that preceded it; but fuck me those lyrics are next-level try-hard shit.
Slayer Divine Intervention
Stunning quality drop you got here, Slayer. Good on you.
Slayer Repentless
Sodom 'Til Death Do Us Unite
Definitely their worst up to this point. The last two records may have been different, but at least those records sounded like they were trying. This just sound like a band that's bored with themselves.
Sodom The Final Sign of Evil
A commendable effort to revisit their sonic roots, but not one I'm ever gonna listen to again.
Sonata Arctica The Ninth Hour
Star Eternal Atlas
Probably the most okay thing I've heard all year. The Earth is no better or worse because this exists.
Stormwarrior Heavy Metal Fire
Stratovarius Elysium
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Not for me.
Suicidal Tendencies Freedumb
System of a Down Protect The Land/Genocidal Humanoidz
Tad Morose March of the Obsequious
Nothing you need to listen to
Tad Morose Leaving the Past Behind
Tankard Thirst
Tankard Vol(l)ume 14
Tankard Stone Cold Sober
Tankard Kings of Beer
Tankard B-Day
Tankard The Beauty and the Beer
Temperance (IT) Hermitage: Daruma's Eyes Pt. 2
Tesla Shock
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Grandmaster Black Sun
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones Undercover
The Silent Rage Nuances of Life
Thin Lizzy Shades of a Blue Orphanage
Tool Fear Inoculum
Fear Inoculum is long. That's about all I have to say about it.
Tool Lateralus
I don't understand the love for this band, and I probably never will.
Toto Tambu
Tribus El Portal de la Eternidad
i don't speak spanish
Trivium What the Dead Men Say
I can't be the only one who hates their new sound right?
Turbo One Way
Turbo Tożsamość
Tygers Of Pan Tang The Wreck-Age
Tygers Of Pan Tang The Cage
Tygers Of Pan Tang Wild Cat
Fantastic album artwork, mediocre music.
Tyler, the Creator IGOR
I listened to this when it came out, and was so indifferent to it that I forgot to rate it.
Tyr How Far to Asgaard
had to grab a pillow and blanket for this snooze-fest.
Tyr Ragnarok
U.D.O. Mission No. X
U.D.O. Mastercutor
U2 October
Uh oh... Hope this is just a sophomore slump, and shit picks up after this.
U2 The Unforgettable Fire
Well that was boring
U2 Achtung Baby
U2 Pop
U2 Songs of Innocence
UFO The Visitor
UFO UFO 2: Flying
UFO High Stakes & Dangerous Men
UFO The Monkey Puzzle
Uriah Heep Raging Silence
Uriah Heep Wonderworld
Uriah Heep Fallen Angel
Venom Possessed
Vicious Rumors Cyberchrist
Vicious Rumors Sadistic Symphony
Vicious Rumors Celebration Decay
Virgin Steele Virgin Steele
The early years of power metal were pretty rough. Imagine early Manowar minus the creativity or purpose.
Vision Denied Age Of The Machine
Visions Of Atlantis Pirates
The orchestral arrangements are great, but the songs just aren't memorable in any way shape or form.
Voivod RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
It's like the debut, but not good.
Voivod Negatron
Voivod Phobos
Walk With Titans Olympian Dystopia
Warkings Morgana
Whiteabbey Words That Form the Key
just a gay little album
Whitesnake Snakebite
Slightly below average blues rock. Skip it.
Winterage Nekyia
Bland and forgettable symphonic power metal, with a surprisingly awesome instrumental towards the tail end of the record.
Witherfall Curse Of Autumn
Yeah, this really didn't do anything for me; but that's to be expected from a prog-metal record.
Wonders Beyond the Mirage
Y&T Musically Incorrect
Not sure what they were thinking with this one. Sounds like a budget Cinderella.
Yngwie Malmsteen War to End All Wars
Yngwie Malmsteen Unleash The Fury

2.0 poor
3TEETH Metawar
Accept Death Row
Udo's reunion with Accept featured one good album, one mediocre album, and one terrible album. This is the terrible one.
Alice Cooper Pretties For You
Alice Cooper Easy Action
Allen/Olzon Army Of Dreamers
What a boring little album.
Amon Amarth Berserker
Amon Amarth have never sounded so tedious. This album was a really boring listen from beginning to
end.
Amon Amarth The Crusher
With a badass title like that, I wasn't expecting this to be one of the most unremarkable
melo-death albums I've ever heard.
Annihilator All for You
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you quite possibly the safest thrash album ever recorded. It's so utterly inoffensive that it becomes annoying.
Anvil Legal at Last
The one time I smoked weed nobody told me it was laced with some sort of hallucinogen, and
I had a hellish nightmare trip. Now every time I smell it I get PTSD.
Anvil Plugged In Permanent
Anvil Absolutely No Alternative
Are you sure there isn't an alternative?
Anvil Speed of Sound
Attacker The God Particle
The artwork is better than the music.
Avaland The Legend of the Storyteller
So fucking boring
Axxis Voodoo Vibes
When people say that the 90's ruined metal music, this is the type of shit they're talking about. Truly an abhorrent decade.
Bad Religion Age of Unreason
WARNING: The contents of this album contain epic Trump burns and mediocre punk songs.
Bathory Requiem
Sure, the production is SLIGHTLY better than Octagon, but the overall songs are worse. At least the dumpster-fire production on Octagon made it memorable.
Beyond The Black Beyond the Black
This kinda sucks. Such a nothing album
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Come on guys, it's not THAT bad.
Boston Life, Love & Hope
What the fuck is this? Where are the riffs? The guitar harmonies? Songs that actually rock? Literally every song is a love song and it's pissing me off.
Brainstorm Scary Creatures
British Lion The Burning
Wow, this was letdown. Production is thin, Steve's bass is pretty much inaudible throughout, and
every song is mindbogglingly generic. I seriously can't recommend this one.
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
I hate this, but it made me bust a gut laughing on numerous occasions. Absolutely fucking hilarious.
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
Not a good album by any means, but there are some bangers towards the end of the record.
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Bro, what the fuck happened to this band?
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
Why is this 80 minutes long?
Crusade of Bards Tales of the Seven Seas
Does anyone actually like this style of power metal?
Crystallion Heads or Tails
One of the most unremarkable albums I've ever heard.
Cynic Traced in Air
What is this nonsense?
Danzig Black Laden Crown
Danzig has never sounded less inspired as he does right here. Fucking snoozefest.
Darkthrone Goatlord
I can see why this wasn't released. A few neat riffs here and there, but most of it sounds like sloppy jam sessions.
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Run of the mill throwback metal record with some cool riffs, but awful vocals and lyrics.
Deep Sun Dreamland - Behind the Shades
An album so boring you will actually visit the location mentioned in the album title.
Demon Heart of Our Time
The fuck is this shit, Demon? The Carpenters sound hardcore compared to this weaksauce.
Destruction Spiritual Genocide
First and last track are good, and that's it. About as by-the-numbers as you can get.
Devin Townsend Empath
There are so many sub-par aspects of this record. There is consistently too much shit going on all
at once, and nothing ever comes together as a cohesive whole. Clocking in at a meaty 75 minutes, I
could not wait for this thing to end.
Diamond Head What's in Your Head?
Come on guys, it's not THAT bad. I was expecting an ear raping, and what I got a was mediocre, but inoffensive hard rock album.
Digger (DE) Stronger Than Ever
oh my god
Dokken Hell To Pay
Elvenking Reader of the Runes - Rapture
snooze central
Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................
Fates Warning Night on Brocken
Fates Warning Inside Out
What a profoundly boring album.
Five Finger Death Punch F8
Flotsam and Jetsam Unnatural Selection
Flotsam and Jetsam Dreams of Death
Forged in Black Descent of the Serpent
Pretty generic thrash, with a decent vocalist. Skip it.
Front Row Warriors Wheel of Fortune
The most nothing album I've heard all year
Ghost (SWE) Phantomime
Unremarkable, unwarranted, and utterly useless.
Ghost (SWE) If You Have Ghost
a collection of bad covers recorded in a Spirit Halloween
Gorguts Obscura
Everything on this album sounds like a mistake.
Gorillaz Humanz
A Gorillaz album in name only. A hodgepodge of serviceable pop tracks with a ludicrous amount of features, and severe lack of personality that made Gorillaz so special.
Gorillaz The Fall
The only thing on here worth listening to is Amarillo. It's inoffensive, and didn't piss me off, so I'll give it a generous 2 and not a 1.5.
Grave Digger Witch Hunter
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
I mean it's bad don't get me wrong, but I still enjoyed it more than the steaming pile of shit Blink-182 released last year. This is a masterpiece in comparison.
House of Lords The Power and the Myth
Iced Earth The Crucible of Man
The first half of this album is so fucking boring. 2nd half is a little better, but not by a whole lot.
In Flames Siren Charms
Journey Next
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned
Keel Keel
Pretty sure they got an 8th grader to write these lyrics.
Keldian The Bloodwater Rebellion
A power metal band tries making a U2 album. It's just as bad as you think it would be.
Kerion Cloudriders: Age of Cyborgs
They tried. It didn't work, but they tried
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Sketches of Brunswick East (w/ Mild High Club)
"Yo, this sounds boring as fuck. Drop it."

- Everyone involved with this project, 2017
Kingdom Come Independent
KISS Hot in the Shade
Kreator Renewal
Kreator Cause for Conflict
sucks
Krokus To You All
Oh come on guys, it's not THAT bad.
Loudness Spiritual Canoe
Loudness Terror Hakuri
Loudness Racing
Loudness Breaking the Taboo
Luke Bryan Tailgates & Tanlines
Manilla Road Invasion
Manowar The Lord of Steel
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
No clue what they were trying to do here, but it failed miserably.
Megadeth Risk
Megadeth Super Collider
Melvins Pinkus Abortion Technician
Misfits The Devil's Rain
Muse Simulation Theory
Nevermore Enemies Of Reality
Night Ranger Neverland
What the fuck is this
Nuclear Assault Third World Genocide
Omen Escape to Nowhere
Ozzy Osbourne Down to Earth
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
The musical embodiment of an alcoholic skinhead beating his wife in their doublewide.
Petra Washes Whiter Than
Petra God Fixation
Generic contemporary Christian radio rock. Lacks all the charm and character that make Petra so special.
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
My Pink Floyd journey is off to a VERY rough start. I have a feeling this isn't the last
time Pink Floyd are going to waste my time with tedious avant-garde bullshit.
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble
Protean Shield Protean Shield
I really hate shitting on new bands that nobody's heard of, but this just isn't engaging in the slightest.
Puddle of Mudd Welcome to Galvania
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
This shouldn't fucking exist.
Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier
Boring, inoffensive, lifeless garbage.
Queensryche Tribe
Quiet Riot Hollywood Cowboys
A couple decent tunes, but there is a lot of cringe worthy bullshit that needs to be sifted through.
Raven The Pack Is Back
The pack should've stayed away.
Raven Glow
no
Razor Decibels
Running Wild Shadowmaker
Sacred Oath Return of the Dragon
Getting pretty sick of these so-called "power metal" bands releasing albums without any power.
Saxon Saxon
Scorpions Pure Instinct
Sepultura Nation
Okay, this one sucks
Sepultura Roorback
48 minutes of nothing. My entire existence is exactly the same as it was before I gave this listen. I literally have NO emotions positive or negative towards this album.
Sinner Mask of Sanity
Skillet Victorious
This is pretty much just heavy metal Imagine Dragons, albeit with a couple decent songs. Think I'll just stick to Stryper.
Slade Beginnings
Slayer Christ Illusion
I swear Kerry King is a 13 year old edge-lord reddit athiest.
Sonata Arctica Talviyo
Starbomb Player Select
Steel Prophet The God Machine
Stratovarius Elements, Pt. 2
I refuse to believe they intended to release two albums. There isn't a single song on here that is good enough to be on part 1.
Stryper Reborn
Suicidal Angels Years of Aggression
Pretty fuckin' boring. Never caught my interest once through its 40 minute run time.
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal for Life
Suicidal Tendencies Free Your Soul...And Save My Mind
Symphony X Symphony X
Testament Demonic
This album doesn't suck because it's death metal. It sucks because it's BAD death metal.
The Offspring Let the Bad Times Roll
It's amazing how The Offspring couldn't manage to write a memorable song over the course of 9 years.
The Rods Vengeance
Tool Ænima
Waited 78 minutes for it to get good, and it never did.
Trivium Vengeance Falls
Vengeance Fails
Turbonegro RockNRoll Machine
Tygers Of Pan Tang Burning in the Shade
Burning in the shit.
Tygers Of Pan Tang Noises From the Cathouse
I'm really starting to regret giving this discog a complete listen.
U2 No Line on the Horizon
U2 Songs of Experience
UFO UFO 1
Van Halen Diver Down
Venom Metal Black
Vicious Rumors Something's Burning
Nah, something fucking sucks tho.
Virgin Steele Ghost Harvest - Vintage I - Black Wine for Mournin
Zoned out after track 5. Better than Nocturnes I guess, but that's not saying much.
Wade Black's Astronomica The Awakening
Waterparks Greatest Hits
Come on guys, this isn't THAT bad.
Wizard Metal in My Head
This is what power metal sounds like to people who don't like power metal.
Yngwie Malmsteen Attack!!
Yngwie Malmsteen World On Fire
Yngwie Malmsteen Blue Lightning
ZZ Top XXX

1.5 very poor
Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin
Andrew Lloyd Webber Cats: Original Broadway Cast
Terrible concept, terrible stage show, terrible story line, and terrible lyrics. If it wasn't for the competent execution and performances this would be completely nonredeemable. With that being said, it still manages to be somewhat listenable in comparison to the film adaptation's soundtrack.
Annihilator Remains
Wanna know what kind of albums I like? rGood ones.
Def Leppard X
Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball
Fuck groove metal, honestly. Pantera sucks, and this does too.
Disturbed Evolution
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Ultra Beatdown is the ultimate test of human patience. I genuinely like DragonForce, but
fuck me this album is insufferable.
Fall Out Boy M A N I A
Granger Smith Remington
Heaven's Guard Pathfinder
no
Holy Dragons Fortress
Nah man... this aint it.
Ice Giant Ice Giant
Iron Maiden Senjutsu
What am I missing here? This album has no memorable riffs, no catchy hooks, no energy, rgarbage production, boring solos, sloppy performances, and an 80 minute runtime.
Jag Panzer Dissident Alliance
Wow, this is SoOoOoOoOoO hEaVy!!!!!11!!!!
Jason Aldean Old Boots, New Dirt
KISS Music from "The Elder"
KISS Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions
Krokus Krokus
This is boring as fuck, so fans of prog rock are gonna love it.
Loudness Biosphere
Loudness Dragon
Loudness Ghetto Machine
Fuck, even by 90's standards this thing is lousy. It's hard to believe these guys released Soldier
of Fortune.
Luke Bryan Kill the Lights
Luke Bryan Crash My Party
Marius Danielsen War of the World
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
The worst Megadeth album. At least Super Collider has Kingmaker and some tracks that are
fun to laugh at; this thing feels like one long dogshit filler track.
Metallica St. Anger
Ministry AmeriKKKant
Motley Crue Generation Swine
Peter Criss Peter Criss
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Thanks for wasting my fucking time, Pink Floyd. Hope the next album actually features rmusic.
Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche)
Raptor Command Elon
I'm not sure I can comprehend this. Almost so bad it's good. ALMOST.
Shining (NOR) Animal
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
Steel Panther Heavy Metal Rules
I actually really like Steel Panther, but there is no way they put ANY effort into this one. Gods
of Pussy did give me a pretty solid laugh, though.
Stone Temple Pilots Perdida
What a boring piece of shit this is. Counting Crows sound butch compared to these guys.
Stratovarius Stratovarius
Tankard Disco Destroyer
Fuck it, I'll take disco.
Tenacious D Post-Apocalypto
Three Days Grace Outsider
Uriah Heep High and Mighty
Van Halen Van Halen III
Venom Hell
Virgin Steele Nocturnes of Hellfire & Damnation
The vocals ruin anything this album had going for it. I'm not even sure how Defeis managed to make some of these inhuman moans. He should have just stuck to the hoarse whispering he did on the previous release.
Voivod Infini
The past 4 albums weren't good, but Infini is the first Voivod album that I'd consider to be genuinely bad. This sucked.
Waterparks FANDOM
I somehow still enjoyed this more than Blink-182's album this year.
Whyzdom Of Wonders and Wars
Nothing about this album works.
Xentrix Scourge
Fuck you Pantera.
Yngwie Malmsteen Spellbound

1.0 awful
Agent Steel No Other Godz Before Me
Some of the worst vocals I have ever heard in my entire life.
blink-182 Nine
I have no idea why this is album is getting any praise at all. This album was absolute trash. Top
to bottom garbage.
Buckcherry Warpaint
This album actually hurts to listen to. Todd's voice on this record gave me a fucking headache. No joke
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
I'm sorry, but this album sounds like fucking dogshit. I genuinely hope the legacy and cult following it's garnered is completely ironic.
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Cardi B is insufferable to listen to for 2 minutes; how the fuck can people take an entire album of this obnoxious squawking retard?
Clown Core Toilet
Witch Pussy is such a great title.
Danzig Blackacidevil
Oh my fucking god this is wretched. What the FUCK Glenn?
Dokken Shadowlife
Florida Georgia Line Anything Goes
Imagine Dragons Origins
John Lennon Wedding Album
They made people pay for this. People paid for this. We can never allow things like this to persist.
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
KeyDragon I Dance With Dragons
One of the most uniquely awful albums I've ever heard. Bafflingly horrendous.
Lin-Manuel Miranda Hamilton - Original Broadway Cast
Pure, finely cut, unadulterated, grade-A, FUCKING CRINGE.
Linkin Park One More Light
Logic Supermarket (Soundtrack)
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Loudness Engine
I refuse to believe people actually enjoy this.
Massacre Promise
The best metal album ever recorded.
Mike Love 12 Sides of Summer
Nostalgia Critic The Wall
Somebody listened to this and told him, "Yeah, that sounds good. Release it".
Poppy Music to Scream To
Sunn O))) really dropped the ball this time around.
Psycho Synner Torch The Faith
This isn't very good.
Queensryche Q2K
One of the worst albums I've ever heard in my entire life.
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
What the fuck.
Sam Hunt Montevallo
Six Feet Under Nightmares of the Decomposed
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sutcliffe Jugend We Spit On Their Graves
What a pleasant album
Tank Sturmpanzer (Algy Ward's Tank)
Holy shit. What? This was released? This isn't even demo quality. How could this happen? Who let this happen?
Tarantula Thunder Tunes From Lusitania
Nobody tried.
The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
Tygers Of Pan Tang Mystical
Quite possibly the worst "comeback" album I've ever heard. If the material here is what enticed them to reform, then they definitely should have remained broken up. Head-scratchingly bad.
XXXTENTACION Members Only Vol. 3
Zac Brown Band The Owl
They gave genre jumping a shot back in 2015, and it produced middling effects at best. Jekyll
+Hyde wasn't great, but it at least had a couple alright tracks on it, and 2017's 'Welcome Home'
was a welcomed return to form for me. However, 'The Owl' is might be the biggest dip in quality
I've ever heard from any band ever. After hearing this, it's pretty obvious they don't give a
quarter of a shit anymore. The song 'God Given' has given me confidence in saying I'm probably not
gonna give any subsequent albums of theirs a spin.
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