god doesn't love me enough to let me die
Make it stop
no no no
Make it stop 
thanks for this hard hitting news Snide
Should've known it was a Snide article
I KEEP SCREAMING BUT GOD WON'T ANSWER
...I was realllllly hoping this was fake.
when is this glorious group coming to my town?
What the fuck
Project needs to die forever.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHABABABABBABABABA THIS CANNOT BE REAL
Never mix business with pleasure
watch out, alestorm
I didn't choose the Snide life
The Snide life chose me
hahahah fuck yeah dude
I chose the Snide life
The Snide life didn't choose me.
Wait what happened to all of Snide's other accounts?
Make it stop 
do people actually enjoy this?...
in a band with your girlfriend
no way this can go wrong
especially when the dude she's dating is an unrepentant predatory creep
Holy fuck this is bad
It's time to raise your objectivity, folks!
Brb gotta bleach my eardrums
Alestorm needs to beat the shit out of these fucks.
I really can't tell if this is self-parody or a kind of creative low that I didn't even think these guys were capable of reaching
Album of the Year 2017
Yeah can Alestorm fight these guys now please.
this is why i hit my kids
wow, that was horribly frightening pedo-bait if I've ever heard it
"I really can't tell if this is self-parody or a kind of creative low that I didn't even think these guys were capable of reaching"
They genuinely started to improve because of Jayy Von Monroe, who's actually quite talented. Scissors was only as bad as it was because Dahvie paid Jayy 1000 to write and record the entire album in two weeks and just hopped in at the last second to do two songs of his own and put vocals on some of the other tracks. Once Jayy left, the quality of everything dropped like an anvil.
Everyday we stray further from God's light.
They just couldn't stay dead, could they?
not even so bad it's fun, just really bad
I saw a guy in my audio class with an unironic shirt for this atrocious band. I bet he's stoked to hear this
Oh my God. I just listened to this on my work computer and I feel like if they go through my history they would just instantly fire me.
ffs whoever edited this must have Parkinson's disease because they could not for the life of themselves properly crop that stupid beach image. no offense intended to those with Parkinson's, but goddamn.
I'm glad this song finally tapped into the treasure trove that is incorporating a Tony Montana namedrop in a song about pirates.
Also this seems like the kind of shit dumb fat weebs with caked on makeup are going to upload themselves dancing to on Youtube before Dahvie creeps into their DMs.
With all the money Dahvie has to spend on lavish photoshoots and music videos, you would think he'd be able to afford a lyric video that doesn't look like complete ass.
Cool now I'll sleep better at night
snide do u honestly like this
I'm morbidly curious. But before I click, I have to ask: how much do I hate myself?
Come on, unleash your inner musical masochist.
@judasgoat don't do it
Why don't you just get on your regular account with all the lists and shit you're posting? I genuinely don't get the reason for this alt
@hal: No, this song is absolutely terrible in every way. Shitty production, terrible jumpy songwriting, Dahvie's vocals are terrible as usual, Fallon's are almost as bad, and the lyrics aren't even funny like the original Yo Ho track.
the goddamn fuck shit is this
can that rapist singer please die soon?
His girl is kinda hot tho. Too bad she's probably a predator too.
They made a music video together that's basically the equivalent of a bad porn.
Hey Snide I can't find any information referring to the statement by Jay about abuse except for your news back then. Source?
Top three worst songs I've ever heard
"this is why i beat my kids"
Fuck Sat, I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did at that
@Loli: my news article should have contained a link to the original Facebook post made by Jayy
slayyyy jayyyy yassssss
Are you FUCKING kidding me
"this is why i hit my kids"
best comment of 2017
I don't even have kids but when I do I will hit them just cause this exists.
Comments on here got me dead
Seriously though, the lyric videos are actually cringe.