OH DARN

Or it's because they don't give a fuck.

"primary song-writer Lars"

you're an idiot please go away

About half of the time Lars is in the garage constantly smashing the snare while shouting 'LOOK GUYZ I CAN PLAY DRUMZ' to no one in particular.

lol how did this get approved

Band needs to stop

Why does it take them so long to write anything? Death Magnetic was really just a rehash of their 80s stuff, and i'm sure the new album will be the same

these guys are like the boxer who hasn't fought in twenty years and keep going on about the time he knocked down muhammad ali

it better be as good as RTL if they're taking that long

darn

Megadeth and Slayer fall apart.

Metallica does nothing. Again.

Lol nobody cares.

Bad year to be a fan of the big 4

Wow, great news.

too soon

I still think Metallica have a great album left in them. If I'm wrong, no big loss.

take 9 riffs, slap em together, have Hetfield go "yeah! oooh, yeah!" over 11 songs and bam, new album

....and it would still be better than St Anger

Will be better than Death Magnetic

metal is dead

Call it a day already.

Oh no, what will we all do?

In 2015... get ready for...


UNLOAD

and

IMPLOAD

the final double-chapter in the Load/Reload saga

I can wait another two years.

O'HOORAY!

The only real worth Metallica has left is in their live performance and I couldn't give less of a shit about that anymore, anyway.

thank god

The fact that they're delaying the new album means that they'll probably start recording in 2015, rather than releasing the actual album.

they need 3 years so they can watch the movie 100 times and be inspired by how awesome they think everyone thinks they are

noooooooooooo

darn it!

THis thread has my approval

too soon

fuck dem already said that

Sputnik may die before they release an album.

There's no reason to put seven years in between studio albums.

There's no reason *for this band to keep going



fixed

Does anyone even care at this point?

sigh

this album will still come out before Tool's next album

I think 'Upload' and 'Download' would be more fitting

St. Anger comes out
"Hey! Go back to how you used to be!"
Death Magnetic comes out
"This is too much like how you used to be!"

You're not de-balding any quicker, Lars. Considering Ride the Lightning took the shortest amount of time to release, I'm guessing this is going to be their worst album yet.

I'm pretty sure Metallica would never release an album called "Download"

it would go against everything they stand for.

LOL @ DinosaurJones

best news ever

hang it up

cant wait!!

just kidding i can

Don't care about that. I have better things to do.

Honestly anything past the 60sfrom these guys kinda sucked

Hopefully Anthrax will do something interesting.

St. Anger turned 10 years old today! Also this Metallica album will be out before Tool's next album

Best news I've heard all day.

And not a single fuck was given that day

Expload

Tools next album is a myth.

Black Sabbath and Deep Purple on their mid 60s have easily more juice in them than Metallica.

This sucks.

these guys are like the boxer who hasn't fought in twenty years and keep going on about the time he knocked down muhammad ali

oh no jk

Metallica II: This Time It's Personal

can mods please at least read the articles before they approve them god

It was correct the first time, Ciperion.

Hopefully Anthrax will come out with something sweet again don't really care about the other bands.

LuLu:TheSequel coming 2015! Brace yourselves kids

I could not give less of a shit

OH SAY IT AIN'T SO

Oh good, now they can shit on their legacy even further!

Seriously Merallica, give up now.

you mean i have to wait two more years for black album 2.0??

suprising

In other news, my balls itch

Great year to be a fan of grunge though.

Re-Ti-Re

Band isn't even relevant anymore.

Band isn't even relevant anymore.

i almost didnt gave a fuck.

devastating news

based on the big 4's output in this decade, Anthrax is our only hope.

honestly who even gives a fuck anymore

By the time the neu album will be released, i won't give a fuck anymore.

fell asleep while reading this

"based on the big 4's output in this decade, Anthrax is our only hope."

I find that insanely ironic too... the fact that Anthrax were the least-accepted Big 4 member back in the 80s and now
with Worship Music, they established themselves as having the most quality and potential out of any of them for this
generation. Pretty weird how things flip like that... in other news, I'm really excited to see what direction they take their
music in with the next album :]

Just retire already.

I hope they can still find a way to get by and feed their children.

stoked about this

RETIRE.

Who stops making music for a dvd/movie of a concert you already played???????

I thought Metallica was broke and couldn't do shit

anyway

yall would be sucking tallica chalk if they stopped making music 12 years ago

I thought Metallica was broke and couldn't do shit

anyway

yall would be sucking tallica chalk if they stopped making music 12 years ago

Lars is a pawn

They should do it when they feel ready.

eh

tragic news

a moment of silence

this is not news

Lars primary songwriter hahahahaha ok buddy.

From the inside is just setting himself up for disappointment based on literally nothing

lol

Love the comments. Thanks for the laughs!

but.....what about the snare????? there was the snare drum!!!!! and the guitar solos? HE SAID THERE WERE GUITAR SOLOS

"yall would be sucking tallica chalk if they stopped making music 12 years ago"

well yeah, cause then they wouldve been good longer that they've been sucking cock

Yeah that's basically what I said.

They clearly have lost touch but they can do whatever they want and they have the right to. However we all know if they'd died in a plane crash 15 years ago they'd be immortalized like Pac or Nirvana. Except now they make crappy music with dumb ideas along with a following of not many, some who don't care anyway and that does do damage to their previous legacy.

However if you just ignore however many of the last years a decade or a decade n then some and only focus on the previous then whamo they are one of the 50-75 best bands of all time. If you'd add it all up then umm they're in the 100-200 rankings.

Lars Ulrich is their primary song-writer?

James and Lars are both the primary songwriters of Metallica, so the article isn't wrong. As awesome as it would be if Mustaine and Burton wrote all of Metallica's discography by supernaturally collaborating across heaven/earth boudaries, that's not how it happens. Everyone needs to just cool it and give credit where credit's due no matter how much we dislike the guy.

yeah i want mustaine to write more music super collider rocks