I want Zooey too

her goddamn head on a stick that is

Zooey is...wow.

not gonna lie she is more annoying than cute.

nothing about her is annoying :P haven't seen new girl though

well forget about the show she's perfect

50 percent of marriages fail even if it's not a celebrity

my marriage won't fail though i'm actually going to marriage counseling right now ugh

it's required by the person who's marrying us

lol it's not a mistake we've been together 9 years she's my best friend just some bullshit counseling we're required to do

can't stand this group because I can't stand Zooey, the try hard hipster magnet

thanks for all the support andcas ;)

well i still have 7 months to enjoy not being married!

since high school so 18 or 19

no she's not even the one i lost my virginity to but thanks for the assumption

:3

Zooey is the annoyingest pixiest blarf the world has ever seen. I would like her to retire from notoriety immediately.

didn't know annoyingest was a word

Also this song is quite rapey.

"Zooey is the annoyingest pixiest blarf the world has ever seen. I would like her to retire from notoriety immediately.'

agreed but you have a poor grasp on english it seems

My feelings are so strong for her I'm making them up, it's not.

She annoys me so much that I regress to the english skills of a 4 year old. Sorry about that I will be more ornate and descriptive in my future posts.

no worries im glad we're on the same page

maybe if i'd actually seen new girl i'd agree..but i find zooey to be delightful

i havent even seen New Girl she just bugs the crap out of me

Probably because this hipster chick i went to high school with used to always go on and on about her, rubbing her in my face
that got prettttty annoying

lol i've just always thought she was hot in elf

holy shit she was in Elf
wow never realized

yeah she was decent in that but that was before hipsters became the next cool thing and everyone started rubbing her in our faces

nobody has ever rubbed her in my face i don't hang out with hipsters

i dont either but she's all over the place in the media ive noticed

she just bugs me idk

i'm so clueless. I don't watch TV and I try to ignore the media so what the fuck do i know. a couple years ago i feel like hardly anybody knew who she was

yeah she just started blowing up like a year or two ago as far as i know

so here's the question. if she wasn't all over the media annoying you, would you think she was hot?

I would still be stretching my jeans for Zooey if she wasn't so consistently playing characters that are too perfect to exist. I've come to realize that I, like many men, have been waiting for a woman like her character in Yes Man or 500 Days of Summer to show up. But Zooey is a lie, and she sets impossible standards in the traits of uniqueness, positive attitude, open-mindedness and beauty. The indie garbage she puts out with this dude doesn't help either

I love love love you Zooey [689457]

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demigod speaking the truth in here

I liked her best in almost famous

in new girl she really just embodies her own cliche/stereotype or whatever

is this band worth checking or is it just airy fairy indie hipster bullshit?

yeah xmas music in general is pretty dumb

might give these guys a spin or two

DamnVanne speaks a mighty truth

I am not a fan of this cover at all. Zooey is rushing her parts and it sounds dumb