Dane Cook Goes Emo

2007-09-15 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 31 Comments
This evening's news is brought to you in bullet points.

* Dane Cook has released a single.

* Dane Cook's new single is not a joke.

* We know this because Dane Cook's new single is actually funny.

Check out a snippet of the song (which is available to purchase through iTunes, and a fan-made video at Best Week Ever.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/09/13/dane-cook-goes-emo-seriously-no-really/

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BallsToTheWall
September 16th 2007
52578 Comments


Dane Cook used to be funny before being blown out of proportion and all those bad movies. Ill be check this out immediately.

rattlehead42147
September 16th 2007
1345 Comments


WHAT THE HELL?

cometuesday
September 16th 2007
959 Comments


Oh. My. God.

Thor
September 16th 2007
10384 Comments


ok, what the fuck just happened to me?

jrowa001
September 16th 2007
8752 Comments


that was dumb. ive lost all my hope in this guy. he was one of my fav comedians until like Balls said he was blown out of proportion. i barely listen to his stuff anymore. its all about Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Mitch Fatel, Daniel Tosh, and Demetri MartinThis Message Edited On 09.15.07

blackmilk
September 16th 2007
583 Comments


He was "blown out of proportion" from the beginning.

BallsToTheWall
September 16th 2007
52578 Comments


Everybody watch the Amazing Jonathan standup special. Jim Gaffigan's Beyond the pale was brilliant, and the ventriloquist dude.

Otisbum
September 16th 2007
1913 Comments


Wow.

Electric City
September 16th 2007
15756 Comments


Im gaping. Literally gaping.

cometuesday
September 16th 2007
959 Comments


lol's to Jom for being dead on.

Thor
September 16th 2007
10384 Comments


yeah that was spot on. i still like dane cook's stuff though, even if it's not the most creative.

Kiran
Emeritus
September 16th 2007
6134 Comments


Almost as bad as Aiden.

DekWannaBFlea
September 16th 2007
284 Comments


He was never good to begin with.

Win A Rabbit
September 16th 2007
60 Comments


Did anyone see the Mad TV skits making fun of Dane Cook?

Normally I'm not a big fan of the show, but it was spot on. Basically what Jom said, but with the full action punches and kicks and the "stand up and twist to the side and stare at the camera" look.
Worth searching for.

I'll save you the effort. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBcAiCiKYtkThis Message Edited On 09.16.07

El_Goodo
September 16th 2007
1016 Comments


Dane Cook used to be funny before being blown out of proportion and all those bad movies. Ill be check this out immediately.


His movies are better than his stand up ever was...Employee of the Month had me laughing good...but mainly because of Andy Dick "Are you staring at my breasts?" ...."I don't know..." and when Dane Cook explodes that thing at the Birthday and Dick screams that was the best part of the movie! ...But I've heard his stand-up like the alien abduction that was terrible...I say things like that everyday...not very original or funny.

BallsToTheWall
September 16th 2007
52578 Comments


His standup about the drive through was good. Pickless would you like some pickles. WHOPPERRRR

Aficionado
September 16th 2007
1027 Comments


His earlier stuff is hilarious. He's probably one of the few comedians who has been this overrated in a span of 4 years (nto counting Russel Peters).

JumpTheF**kUp
September 16th 2007
2723 Comments


[quote="Jom"]For instance, "making a sandwich" turns into "So, I was in the kitchen, right? 'Cause I was hungry, you know, so I wanted something to EAT. A SANDWICH. SANDWICH. So I open the fridge, right, and get some cheese, and some ham, right? But the packaging was BEING A BITCH, so I punched the ham IN THE FACE. WHAT NOW, HAM?! HUH?!"[/quote]
That is the single funniest, most accurate impression of anything I have ever seen.

dub sean
September 16th 2007
1013 Comments


lol at the dane cook parody

Fort23
September 16th 2007
3776 Comments


Yea Jom is a bit funnier than dane cook, though Im aloud to like dane cook cuz im young and stupid. But theres plenty of funnier comedians for sure.

StrizzMatik
September 16th 2007
4232 Comments


I used to like Dane Cook when I didn't know any better, but the dude lifted a whole lot of his act from Louie CK, and has a habit of stealing jokes in general. Not to mention his act really isn't that funny anyways. He's overrated as all hell IMO. And Jom pretty much nailed him to a t.

burton.and.gas
September 16th 2007
641 Comments


the song is worse than his standup, saying lots.

liebherk
September 16th 2007
164 Comments


nah, that wasn't actually funny. It was just... wtf.

Now the video that they made for the song, that was funny.

Bron-Yr-Aur
September 16th 2007
4405 Comments


he was one of my fav comedians until like Balls said he was blown out of proportion.

really?

Takuah
September 17th 2007
4 Comments


Now, I have lost any admiration I once had for the guy. Funny guy, I hate when EVERY celebrity thinks that they can be a musician, it's not that easy to be an artist. Rascal flatts, maybe? F*** this.

Doppelganger
September 17th 2007
3124 Comments


Pardon me, but

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all.

beastman168
September 17th 2007
14 Comments


his movies are great but George Carlin is really the only comedian I listen to

astrel
September 17th 2007
2615 Comments


If you guys want to hear a great comedian, check out Jimmy Carr. That man is a genius. I have always disliked Dane Cook.

TheStarclassicTreatment
September 17th 2007
2910 Comments


Jimmy Carr's great, but Lee Evans and Stephen Wilson own.

Never heard of Dane Cook, wish I never had.

Two-Headed Boy
September 17th 2007
4527 Comments


Dane Cook used to be funny

Dane Cook was never funny.

TommyCap
September 24th 2007
16 Comments


Dane Cook...please....give it up.

Employee of the Month was terrible, and I don't don't plan on EVER seeing Good Luck Chuck.

Jom, that was probably the funniest comment I've ever heard. What makes it funny is that it's true.

Want some real comedians?
Try Lewis Black, Dmetri Martin, Daniel Tosh, and Christopher Titus.



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