lmao

According to a ticket issued by officers, Carey intentionally inflicted injury when he allegedly yelled a homophobic slur at the victim, saying “You’re a f****** f*****.” Officers said he yelled the homophobic slur repeatedly while jabbing the victim in the chest with two fingers.

lol...

"I'm the drummer for tool"

!!!

based

lel

He sounds like a class act

What a tool

Honestly more shocked this hasn’t happened more often with these guys lol

i thought tool were supposed to be so smart

tool fans are stinky

damn he's going to the GULAG

you better enjoy this outburst cos you'll be waiting thirteen years for the next one

"you better enjoy this outburst cos you'll be waiting thirteen years for the next one"

This made my morning.

who would mess with this guy he's like 7 ft tall and jacked from playing insane drums for decades

because he absolutely totally got arrested because someone decided to mess with him

keep it up, tool husks

Man, never realized how bad this turkey skips leg day.

Can’t wait to see the tool fan mental gymnastics itt

"Can’t wait to see the tool fan mental gymnastics itt"

I don't understand. Are you implying Tool fans should care about this incident because? For all I care the band members can be in a wild shootout with the LA police and kidnap the president's daughter, as long as they make music it's fine to me.

getting arrested is pretty cool. might have to check out tool

my hero

"you better enjoy this outburst cos you'll be waiting thirteen years for the next one"

roasted lmao

based

"According to a ticket issued by officers, Carey intentionally inflicted injury when he allegedly yelled a homophobic slur at the victim, saying “You’re a f****** f*****.” Officers said he yelled the homophobic slur repeatedly while jabbing the victim in the chest with two fingers."

oh nononoNONONO
TOOL BROS......IT' SOVER

“For all I care the band members can be in a wild shootout with the LA police and kidnap the president's daughter”

Yeah but the difference is these would both be good things

What a tool (2).

But did he assault him to the tune of an odd time signature?

was he sober?

yelled slurs and pushed his fingers into the guy in a sick polyrhythm!

"I'm the drummer for tool" I would have just arrested him too

homophobic slurs. ah. yes, this could be a problem for the band's image

I'm heading to the tool subreddit, wish me luck

It's mostly annoyingly rational, but this one was good:

"What’s embarrassing is when people like you actually care about this shit and pathetically pass judgement on famous people for what happens on their person lives. Get some hobbies and a life, you dork."

lmao I didn't see a single comment saying "maybe he shouldn't have done that"

though I did see a few "I'll always support him anyway!" and "dang his court date might mess with a concert, I hope he gets off"

“ I'm heading to the tool subreddit, wish me luck”

somebody send this man a wellness check asap

I love Tool music but the homophobic slurs really make me not want to anymore

he said faggot so hes clearly a homophobe and hates all gays, its the only explanation for ever saying that word

its, y'know, still not cool to call someone a faggot

but didn’t you see the South Park episode!?!? they told me it was ok and all my politics come from cartoons and memes /s

"while jabbing the victim in the chest with two fingers"

canny darey

“I don't understand. Are you implying Tool fans should care about this incident because? For all I care the band members can be in a wild shootout with the LA police and kidnap the president's daughter, as long as they make music it's fine to me.”

I mean I recognize why you personally don’t care, this generation is full of snowflakes, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps etc etc

This video did alert me to how weirdly this dude is shaped for the first time though so hats off to that I guess

"I love Tool music but the homophobic slurs really make me not want to anymore"

lmfao

his hox genes propagated in 5/8 lmao

"Can’t wait to see the tool fan mental gymnastics itt"

I don't understand. Are you implying Tool fans should care about this incident because? For all I care the band members can be in a wild shootout with the LA police and kidnap the president's daughter, as long as they make music it's fine to me."

that was fast!

If I had to guess what band’s fan base used the most homophobic slurs tool is like top 3 so they’ll continue selling out stadiums and shit

Zero surprise. Tool and their fans are edgelord trash.

i become pneuma by dropping homophobic slurs at people while i punch them like neo in the matrix

god yeah i never listened to tool bc i associated them with like, 90s NIN shit, which always gives me a headache and ask "Why? Why is this music so simple and obtuse and low IQ?"

listened to pneuma, totally got it.

now this? gtfo lol

as a member of the edgelord trash community, we disavow Danny Carey and Tool as a band

What a dipshit

4/4 plebian beta destroyed by 17/16-11/8 alternating sigma alpha

What a tool [3]

Non story.

I would have called the guy a fucking faggot too

you fuckin' tell 'em, Danny

nah they're on my cancelled list now
one strike and your music becomes boring drum circle music with no interesting transitions forever

"he said faggot so hes clearly a homophobe and hates all gays, its the only explanation for ever saying that word"

Yes please continue rationalizing it

"jabbing the victim in the chest with two fingers."
Show'em danny

He should be jailed even longer for saying that DESPICABLE word

Imagine having so much time on your hands that you have a “cancelled” list

is this punk?

this has gotta be punk

"you better enjoy this outburst cos you'll be waiting thirteen years for the next one"

LMAO!

did he jab him with his fingers in a 14/9 time signature

Danny Carey is having prison sex now

Not cool from Danny Carey

Still like tool though

Not sure what's more embarrassing, calling the cops over something like this or the pearl clutching that's going on in this thread.

He was drunk. People mad he said "faggot"? lol

Wounds

in

'flicted

by my own

drunk brutality

terminal watching me on cam

police arrest me

let me be

before you point your fingers you should know that i'm fuckin man
and im the man and your the man then hes the man as well
so you can point that fuckin finger up your AaAAAaAaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaAaaaassssssssss

"People mad he said "faggot"? lol"

unless he likes to blow dudes then the people getting mad kinda have a point

Fingers deep within the stomach line
Show me that you hate me and call me a faggot
Relax, turn around, and take my cuffs

6-ft-tall drum octopus beating
my victim in odd time signatures
5/8, 9/8, 5/4, 13/4, maybe
the Fibonacci sequence, who knowwws

Being drunk absolves you of all responsibility of actions. It's like the law or something.

Also, I checked the Tool subreddit and, much like Eg, I didn't find too much of note. But this one was pretty good:

>The camera man was a straight up cock hole. How dare he talk to anyone like that. He was recording his misfortune and speaking to him like a piece of shit. Fucking parasites. So hard to see Danny ruffed up by a pig while a cock hole records it.

>>creatively colorful choice of words. difficult to disagree with you.

>>>Damn this is some dazzling dialogue.

>>>>Truly tantalizing

so what happened leading up to this "fight"? some guy told Danny he didn't like the tool or what?

Gave him the ol Stinkfist.

wings of mary? more like fists of carey

If Carey did in fact call someone those names then that's seriously uncool of him and he's lost some of my respect.

However, a sixty year old dude getting arrested for assault because he jabbed someone in the chest with two fingers? Was this because it happened at an airport and people are hyper vigilant about airplane-related violence or is this a trumped up charge from the drunk and disorderly arrest it probably should have been?

What a shitshow.

"He was recording his misfortune" Key point here, parasites indeed.

I've worked at the airport for 5 years, he was probably shitfaced, missed the flight and unleashed on staff, I've had plenty of these, we used to say people switch to walk on four legs the moment they enter the airport, rational thoughts are left at the door. Still, I hope he issues an apology, shameful behaviour regardless of who you drum for.

His stinkfist is sweaty, third eye weak, spirals are heavy

There's a sequence for his Fibonacci already, Tool’s spaghetti

Noooo he said the 'heckin f-word

brb going to throw all my Tool records out

Man, never realized how bad this turkey skips leg day.
You would think playing drums would have the opposite effect. Work out the calves

All y'all hand wringing about the charges oughta know that misdemeanor assault is based around the threat of violence. Which is why it's not felony assault.

Which is why getting in somebody's face and hurling slurs at them (that people with DC's body proportions ands general vibe usually only use to posture threats) is totes comfy in that box.

Also wow this news no surprise this thread no surprise

this is gonna set them back another four years

we could only hope

Ænima of the State

As much as all these Tool jokes have been funny, man this is a fucking bummer. I really hope he apologizes

I have a feeling he'll apologize tbh. From everyone I've talked to that's met him, he seems like a really chill guy. And as long as he knows he fucked up and is willing to put the incident behind him, I don't see a problem with forgiving him for a Momentary Lapse of Reason

Pretty fucked up. Well, at least this thread reminded me to rewatch that Pneuma live drum cam video.

"misdemeanor assault is based around the threat of violence. Which is why it's not felony assault."

ALL assault is based around the threat of violence, your honour.

"he was probably shitfaced, missed the flight and unleashed on staff,"

Yeah, I figure this is the most likely explanation what happened since they're starting to take that kind of thing more seriously in the US.

Yes, but felony usually has that threat become reality.

"ALL assault is based around the threat of violence, your honour"

wow a facetious nothingstatement in a tool thread epic

"wow a facetious nothingstatement in a tool thread epic"

I figured you'd appreciate the pedantry.


"Yes, but felony usually has that threat become reality."

That's battery. Felony assault usually means a threat of more grave violence.

Battery is the incidence of harm itself, sure (in broad strokes, if you want to paper over legal nuance, which based on yr response yr prob super down for)

Assault is the imminent threat, and in a thread where the seriousness of that threat was being questioned and passing it off as “trumped up charges,” making a distinction between what constitutes misdemeanor vs. felony assault is also worthwhile so all the mouthbreathers here don’t keep conjuring the specter of sjdubyas comin for their precious Joe Rogan sympathizer. Like for example how misdemeanor assault allows for cases like this even if Danny didn’t bust out a baseball bat and hold it against somebody’s skull (woah that would prob be aggravated assault, i.e. a felony!!)

"if you want to paper over legal nuance"

LMAO so you're going to drop sub-google level statements about what constitutes assault and then whinge about legal nuance? Take a deep breath and punctuate, my friend.

If you and your jurisdiction considers alleged name-calling and two-finger jabbing a credible threat of imminent violence sufficient to constitute a misdemeanor assault and "intentionally inflicted injury" then fair play. I mean, it's not like cops are known for exaggerating criminal charges or anything, especially given the past year and a half of media attention on general cop shitbagginess.

Also, your opinion of any supposed Joe Rogan sympathising makes it seem like you're far more invested in Carey's fate than anyone else on this thread, so given how touchy this topic seems to be I'm gonna bow out. May you find peace in the legal outcome you crave.

jfc i have never seen anyone run away from a discussion so aggressively

i wonder who you got it from

Eons is the worst person in this thread but at the same time in a different way and also the same way so is johnny

it's CRAZY out there

3 cursive snipes is all it takes to make pots piss himself out of whatever grotty saltmine we so easily forget he just about still exists in these days nice nice

gotta love threads with no standards

Sentenced to 10,000 days in prison

do you guys ever go back and read the things you post on this website?

at this point I can’t be fucked to do so

50k comments deep most of em were useless and my job doesn’t give a fuck

lol why would you ever do that hyp?

Incredible no one’s made a “hooker with a penis” joke yet…

Is this the guy from Whose Line is It Anyway?

And now we have a little game we call “scenes from a hat”.

"Things you shouldn't do at an airport"

Really not invested enough in present day Tool to give a shit about this lol

Why can he not be sober?

Danny should point that fuckin' finger up his ass.

I like how he used homophobic slurs when he’s the guy in a band named after male genitalia

"Is this the guy from Whose Line is It Anyway?"

"And now we have a little game we call “scenes from a hat”."

"Things you shouldn't do at an airport"

LMAO

yeah thread delivers

quite agreeable danny

I'm truly bewildered by Danny's physique.
Meaty biceps.
Slightly distended dad bod stomach.
Scrawny chicken legs.
It's like Spore creatures decided they needed a prog drummer in the game

smart people music

This thread has made me realize I made the right choice to limit my time on this site

I am a tool fan. Carey was a dick here and deserved to be apprehended. No excuses for his behaviour or the slur. Fucking childish conduct, all of it, really disappointing stuff

I'm certain this guy has keistered an entire drum stick up his ass on multiple occasions

Do you spend a lot of time thinking about it

Dude have you ever been to a tool thread? This is serious business and will be discussed until aliens turn off the internet.

It's all because of that Jimi Hendrix cover. Something about Fire just conjures demons. Look at the rapes from Woodstock when RHCP covered it. I rest my case.

Did sitarhero defend rapists again?

How you figure?

> you better enjoy this outburst cos you'll be waiting thirteen years for the next one

one of the best things i've seen on this site in awhile, easily moaropeth worthy

"I'm truly bewildered by Danny's physique.
Meaty biceps.
Slightly distended dad bod stomach.
Scrawny chicken legs.
It's like Spore creatures decided they needed a prog drummer in the game"
LMFAOOOOO

Check nicko mcbrain for more deformed drummer porn

I looked at this really quickly and thought it said that Drew Carey had been arrested.

Danny Carey is an alien confirmed

Prior to the altercation, I wonder if the victim verbally aggressed Danny by telling him, between sips of Coke, that Tool is sellin' out; layin' down; and suckin' up to the man.

For your first comment, that wasn't bad. I'm not going to judge Danny on one incident as I've heard from many people and my own friend alone he's a pretty chill guy but can't deny this was a dick thing. Hopefully owns up to it, apologizes, and does something for the person he wronged. Definitely not going to let my fandom of him/the band blindly defend him like this action wasn't bullshit. Sadly though, the fanbase of course will

We're collecting examples of that if you have any.

Nicko McBrain looks like a malformed Micheal Palin

always nice to read through comments of the sinless saints of sputnik

“getting arrested is pretty cool. might have to check out tool“ [2]

ratcatbaby exactly! LOL It's fairly easy to cast stones all day without admitting you've said some pretty inappropriate things yourself. Cancel Culture is all about unforgiveness and self righteousness. It reconciles absolutely nothing.

We were waiting for you guys.

ratcatbaby exactly! LOL It's fairly easy to cast stones all day without admitting you've said some pretty inappropriate things yourself. Cancel Culture is all about unforgiveness and self righteousness. It reconciles absolutely nothing. [2]

honestly, accurate. but i wish i was a tiny little elf in his ear when he was picking his expletive and picked something more... innocuous (you.... BADGER!) perhaps? lol

Real Kansas City vibes B^)

I can't tell if it's weird or not that people care more about him yelling slurs over him literally assaulting someone.

lol I like that an article of an arrest for a violent act is ended with a live performance video

You have to separate art from the artist.

Danny Caren

I'M THE DRUMMER FROM TOOL!!