Wondering how this made sput news.

Edit: found Facebook post and it currently has 3 likes. Pirate, are you Cask?

no, I am Cask.

we... are all Cask.

@StolenIdentity

Maybe you are Cask...

we're all gonna die

I’m sure the two dozen dollars’ worth of albums they’ll sell over the weekend will save us all..

hey at least he's trying

No, I am Spartacus!

may I say, this'll Cask-ade to a fiasko

Cask aside your negativity

We are having to import grain from overseas, we are in trouble.
Help some top cobbers out.

Second that, it's like the worst drought in over 50 years, guys

The grain isn’t being shipped in from overseas to the drought affected areas of Eastern Aus. The hyperbolic Australian TV media have just made it appear that way. It’s actually being shipped from WA,SA & VIC.

Yeah, but it's gotta be pretty bad if you're turning to South Australia for help

Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do.

missing out on all that eucalyptus the koalas are chomping on.. missing out on all those koalas..