sigh...

what a bunch of hacks

Warp drives to max cancer Mister Sulu.

sidenote; they really didn't need to make the new Sulu gay.

well, tbh that sounds like typical 00s metalcore

This is actually pretty entertaining

agreed tbh

Motherfucker doesn't even know you can get a starter Pikachu in yellow.

jesus christ

Leave it to mystic to create something this bad

#teamvalorforlife

valor unite m/

snide coming in with quality news as usual

Pretty bad but I like it.

So a typical generic metalcore song but instead it's about a recent mobile game/ trend..... Part of me is surprised this didn't happen sooner

Jesus Christ Snide

"Leave it to mystic to create something this bad."
Team Valor has Hillary Clinton on it, you guys have no room to talk.
#mysticmasterrace

What did I say about letting snide post articles?

Zaru, ily.
Don't hate me.
But occasionally the site needs articles like this, to boost up the mood and get some fun going on.
The threads always end up with some hilarious content.

Nothings funnier than a shitty band making a shitty song about a shitty app

Pokemon GO! (Metal Song)

Why is literally everything a breakdown

They're not called "Pinch Harmonics" bros, they're called "Breakdown" bros.
This would lead one to assume that they're filled with breakdowns.

This is actually pretty entertaining [2]


I doubt I would've thought so without the music vid tho

fellow kids

Embarrassing.

Genricore up the ass

made it 55 seconds.

that's enough

"but occasionally the site needs articles like this, to boost up the mood and get some fun going on."

Yeah, occasionally maybe. Not every week. We don't need news articles like these when there's so many other threads that can be" fun"

Surprised nobody from Team Instinct came in yet. They're probably distracted by something shiny.

thanks snide for bumping off news people actually care about

"But occasionally the site needs articles like this, to boost up the mood and get some fun going on."

No they fucking dont. All it is to me is a desperate plea for attention, even if it is negative. Kinda disgusting and ill willed towards people who actually want to discuss music in a more acceptable environment.

Hurt me if you will. But at least the girl is hot.

Also..... TEAM MYSTIC!