oh joy

I love Orianthi

returntorock will be pleased

It'll be nothing but a good time

Sub Brett Michaels for Kenny Powers and this would be awesome.

Oh man, could my timing be any better?

am i the only one who thinks his brain hemorrhage or whatever he had was a publicity stunt?

idk too many people who can sing on american idol, appear on 50 talk shows, and host miss universe a month after having one

You didnt type in the full news...

In other news, Bret Michaels surprised his doctor by requesting him to remove his testicles and penis when he went for his routine checkup. The doctor though baffled at the sudden request, understood completely and complied immediately. In an intense surgery of sorts, the testicles and penis were removed giving Michaels a bitter yet satisfactory change in his love life and personality. Bret Michaels commented.."after the 80s successful rock bands chewed and spit our hair and makeup butts out, after the 90s made me sing for nearly empty strip clubs and ski resorts, after the 00s make me sell my soul for reality shows, what do you expect? The brain is now clear and i can see that i dont need anything hanging around my crotch area".

oh i thought he was like in a coma or someshit.

In other news, Bret Michaels surprised his doctor by requesting him to remove his testicles and penis when he went for his routine checkup. The doctor though baffled at the sudden request, understood completely and complied immediately. In an intense surgery of sorts, the testicles and penis were removed giving Michaels a bitter yet satisfactory change in his love life and personality. Bret Michaels commented.."after the 80s successful rock bands chewed and spit our hair and makeup butts out, after the 90s made me sing for nearly empty strip clubs and ski resorts, after the 00s make me sell my soul for reality shows, what do you expect? The brain is now clear and i can see that i dont need anything hanging around my crotch area".

Maybe he'll go from meeting his future wife in a month to just one booze-filled night.

i dont get it. do we want him to perish or not?

Moar power to brettt, hope he scores tons of ass after the show

"In recent news, former rock star Bret Michaels had to be rushed to the E.R. after suffering a brain hemmorhage while hosting the Miss Universe pageant

best news ever

He's going to try desperately to score with one of the women at this occasion
Signs point to the 1,000,000th performance of "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" (for the sole purpose of getting putty).

In other news, nearly 2/3 of the contestants mysteriously contracted STDs. This year's host, Brett Michaels, could not be reached for a comment.

His bandana is gonna rape someone.

well hes hooking up with at least five of them.

Ovrot I lol'd at your avatar.

slow news day?

Most people are under the impression that Brett Favre is going to play one last season. I can promise you all that, unfortunately, he will retire.