wtf

Bye bye

SENTENCE THAT FUCK.

GIVE EM ALL THE SMOKE YOUR HONOR. SLAM THE GAVEL DOWN HARD JUDGE

Was not expecting Jimmy from the Block on Sput

should prob put the manslaughter and not the DUI in the title lol, i was about to come in here and say dudes rock

this dude does NOT rock!

if u drive drunk u a piece of shit

"should prob put the manslaughter and not the DUI in the title lol, i was about to come in here and say dudes rock"
if news titles were not 15 characters the title would be so much better. its kind of irritating

I have zero sympathy for DUIs. Hang em by his toes in the town square

Shank him in a cell and watch him spill out.




Lol

Amazing article!!!

I wonder how many different ways can you spell Michael in two sentences?

lmao

Hahahahahahahaha

Micheaeal

micereal

michel

Mikael

Menchael

Wow so he's been charged and straight to sentencing? Justice is swift in the US of A

Change the title to former bassist/vocalist please, he has been out of Devourment for a very long time.

dude I wish, the character count is very small. ill see if something has changed suddenly so I can make it longer

okay editing it seems to work, thanks. im new to this news feature.

"Wow so he's been charged and straight to sentencing? Justice is swift in the US of A"

Not sentenced yet. He was arrested last week but the DUI/manslaughter happened in May 2025. Currently held on $175k bond

https://theneedledrop.com/news/devourment-mike-majewski-manslaughter-arrest/

^ it was a joke at the expense of this article littered with errors

Thanks for the edit!

"^ it was a joke at the expense of this article littered with errors"

I'm stupid, forgive me. I legit thought you were being sincere and wanted to clear up the confusion lol. But you're also right, ironically, that a crime committed 9 months ago is finally being given daylight and the dude just got booked. Swift justice indeed.