Kim Petras Squeezes Coconuts

2021-12-03 by Jesper L. CONTRIBUTOR | 31 Comments
German artist Kim Petras has released a new single titled 'Coconuts'. The track is expected to be a part of her forthcoming, as of yet untitled major label debut. 'Coconuts' features lyrics detailing the roundness of several fruits, although it also promotes 'squeezing' coconuts which seems fairly.. hard. It is unclear whether the tit-ular 'coconuts' are alluding to something else.


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dedex
Contributing Reviewer
December 3rd 2021
10190 Comments


nice puns

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Trifolium
December 3rd 2021
28955 Comments


Hihi, absolutely worth the click, this bait.

momentzuhclarity
December 6th 2021
1025 Comments


catchy as fuck lol.

the lyrics are a bit porny tho lol

Colton
December 7th 2021
13601 Comments


this is bad

normaloctagon
December 7th 2021
7889 Comments


just jammed. she's got a couple tunes in this french touch nu disco style and it's never been my favorite for her, but this ain't bad at all! super catchy, beat is tight and she sounds good on it. me likey

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normaloctagon
December 7th 2021
7889 Comments


i also think there is something very profound about a trans woman making an overtly sexual pop song about boobs. she deserves it and it doesn't feel corny to me to the point of losing style, just the opposite in fact. her run of amazing singles is honestly ridiculous at this point can't wait for the new album

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
9070 Comments


normalcocotagon

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
9070 Comments


Bet this fucking bangs, will find out soon

normaloctagon
December 7th 2021
7889 Comments


ahahahaha well done u minx

Emim
December 7th 2021
31562 Comments


Well that was insipid.

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
9070 Comments


5.0 classic
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Colton
December 7th 2021
13601 Comments


best thing about this song is that its existence might deter 40 year old katy perry from writing the same exact song

Emim
December 7th 2021
31562 Comments


Very serious ratings, yes, good job

Colton
December 7th 2021
13601 Comments


let it be known that emim originally said "that's rich coming from a guy named porcupinetheater" but then he edited his comment

yeah I saw that

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
9070 Comments


Tbf it is rich coming from a guy named porcupinetheater

Pheromone
Contributing Reviewer
December 7th 2021
16232 Comments


porcupinetheater is insipid

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SteakByrnes
December 7th 2021
25907 Comments


hedgehogauditorium

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normaloctagon
December 7th 2021
7889 Comments


Lmao

Pheromone
Contributing Reviewer
December 7th 2021
16232 Comments


sausagefrozen

Get Low
December 7th 2021
11737 Comments


"The track is expected to be a part of her forthcoming, as of yet untitled major label debut."

I hope it is not.

Emim
December 7th 2021
31562 Comments


We'll see if you caught that one

Colton
December 7th 2021
13601 Comments


this is one of the most grating pop songs I’ve ever heard... something about the middle school level humour combined with that super irritating melody and the overall demo-y sound is just painful

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
9070 Comments


“Colton, don’t you have a school to stay 500m away from?”

Don’t worry em, I got chu

Colton
December 7th 2021
13601 Comments


funny cause I spent time this morning making sure my next semester will be online instead of in person lol

Emim
December 7th 2021
31562 Comments


😬

Colton
December 16th 2021
13601 Comments


worst pop song of all time?

JesperL
Contributing Reviewer
December 16th 2021
3791 Comments


no colton wait until you realise she actually means boobs, not coconuts!!

ArsMoriendi
December 16th 2021
35908 Comments


This is legit just a stereotypical 2020s top 40 style pop song

How could anyone have a strong opinion on it? Would be fine at a dance club, uhhh that’s it. Cool to see a transwoman be this mainstream in music regardless

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Colton
December 16th 2021
13601 Comments


legit one of the worst melody/lyric combos of all time. I don’t know why we give kim a pass for margaritatas and then all pile on drake for calling himself a lesbian. where’s the consistency

ArsMoriendi
December 16th 2021
35908 Comments


Cuz Drake’s a weird groomer

Colton
December 16th 2021
13601 Comments


it's just funny how ppl like stuff like this but then hate so much on songs like Dance Monkey or Friday



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