So I guess that hiatus wasn't to inspire them creatively or anything...

a disturbed song about weed? idk, they aren't really the band that seems like the type to write about weed.

comedy ATOY confirmed

NO MOMMY

list of bands that should write songs about weed: NOT DISTURBED

this new album is looking like a solid 1.7/5

This sounds like a parody song some Youtube guy would make in order to defend the use of marijuana

musically this wasn't terrible

lyrically this was straight up fucking idiotic

Lyrics want to make me kill myself, but the music ain't that bad.

holy shit

radio rock idiots will eat this up

let's grind some CDs and put them in brownies

The only thing that could've made this worse was if there was a reggae bassline in there somewhere

I... is this real life?
Seriously, something this bad can't exist, right?
I actually liked this band at one point, ugh...

At least the people on YouTube are calling out their shit instead of defending this song.

One of the worst songs I've heard all year. Can these lyrics be more any uninspired and trying to be cool? David's vocals also suck so bad. Let Down make songs about hitting the bong not these shit stains.

Disturbed X Snoop Dog confirmed.

one of the tracks on this album is a Simon and Garfunkel cover...

Very observant.

this song is fucking awful, but the guitar solo is cool...otherwise some of the worst lyrics of all time.

aoty

blow it out your

"one of the tracks on this album is a Simon and Garfunkel cover..."

Just burst out laughing

Well, I mean they covered Genesis and U2 before. Just par for the course to go for Simon and Garfunkel at this point.

Not that I'm saying it'll be good, it's just not that unusual.

goddamn, 16 songs on this album

Ah, this is great 21st Century social commentary.

that youtube comment section is proof that Disturbed fans rank right up there on the list of dumbest fucks on the planet.

All the comments I saw were people calling out the band for being fucking stupid, did they suddenly change?

I'm disturbed that Disturbed are disturbed enough to disturb me with disturbing tracks that contained disturbingly bad disturbed lyrics.

@CL0VER it's a combination of the comments that aren't calling them out and the replies to the comments calling them out.

I don't mind Disturbed, but whyyyyyyyy?

I'm disturbed that Disturbed are disturbed enough to disturb me with disturbing tracks that contained disturbingly bad disturbed lyrics.



???

fuck

Now? But it's late.

but its late now

fly, the only time the word fuck is applicable to you is when it's paired with up

up fuck

is upfuck like upchuck except after oral sex

at least i took more than 5 seconds to come up with my username

OHH SHITT

Your username stinks more than a hooker's twat in the deep South during a disgustingly humid day.

Someguest
you need a smoke

FIRE IT UP

420 blaze fgts

im going to jam this for the laugh

Satan's plant? No thanks. I'm keeping my body clean for the Lord.

Make sure to get high as fuck first

I'm trying to hum this song but i keep thinking of TURN IT UP by texas hippie coalition, a much better song.

...and thats not a very good song lol

wow this video is hardcore

hahahahahahahahahaha this is great makes me wish i was high ; / i just want to fire it up

worst song ever

holy shit, my eyes are watering.

FIRE IT UP

song is nicer dicer

holy shit, my eyes are watering.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HA

@someguest to be honest, i saw that you were the last one to comment and i thought it was going to be a jew joke.

Ya got ta leeeeeeegalize

^is that actually a lyric

Jews, farts what's the difference

at least my gas won't try and steal your nickel

Copy and paste this comment if you love weed. XD

@deathschool











fuck u

Copy and paste this comment if you love weed. XD

Nama nama na...

@someguest i prefer your eye-watering farts to this...music.

"Open Your Eyes" off their upcoming album is actually about torturing your enemy with intestinal gas expelled from the anus.

Really? This? OMG... I used to like Disturbed back in the days... Well, yeah ... back in 2000's. It's been a while, I guess.

The article title makes my eyes bleed. Thanks OP.

dude I almost spat out my drink when the lyrics kicked in. Is this band serious or does this just seem funny because I'm not sober?

i was drunk an hour or so ago and it was fucking hilarious

i'm mostly sober now and it's still fucking gut-busting holy shit

rip bongs for jesus

I seriously almost shot rum out of my nose, this was not cool, guys.

Lmao oh how they've fallen. I loved these guys back in middle school/early high school. This just just... Uhg.

Sadly I can just see this becoming a hit in Colorado.
Free da weed 2015 lolol!!!!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YdE-YBcxPAM/hqdefault.jpg

A bit too blunt with that message there, aren't you, fellas? Pots and pans look more subtle by comparison.

Seriously, though, this has CSOTY (the "c" can stand for either cringeworthy or Colgate toothpaste) written all over it.

this has reinforced my belief that there is no god

omfg this is so awful. How does something like this even make it passed multiple people onto an album

Oh maaaaaaaaaan, it's like they weren't trying.

"one of the tracks on this album is a Simon and Garfunkel cover..."

Just burst out laughing [2]

Those lyrics hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Worst song I've ever heard, too.

Lol, this is terrible.

Now, time to jam some Electric Wizard or Sleep for proper songs about weed.

what the fuck is this

thought they had broken up like, forever ago

this band can stop making music now there just isn't a point

They've been releasing the same album album for 10 years now but this is especially bad

All it was missing was a laid back rap from Snoop Dogg.. Such a bad song which is a shame as the music deserves so much better, those riffs and solo with some half-decent lyrics would make for a pretty good song. As it stands though the song is just terrible..

The Vengeful One was ok, the title track was piss poor... this is just bad... really bad... and I'm wearing a Disturbed T-shirt as I type this. Hopefully the rest is somewhat redeemable.

That was fucking terrible.

They somehow did it

They broke the bottom of the barrel, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

Monster energy drinks are stoked.

Also, this song has lead me to a life of sobriety.

Yeah, I like Disturbed but that was a bit shite. Still stoked for the new album though, fuck the haters /m/

I think this may of topped the 'domestic abuse solo' for the worst thing Disturbed has ever done.

holy shit was that bad

"guys, I know we've been away for a few years and we're all over 40 now, but we've got to show that we're still cool and can play songs relevant to today's youth"

"but david today's youth aren't as angsty as they were back in 2004, so our ten thousand fists-era stuff won't work anymore, we learned that on asylum!"

"we need new inspiration, need something that the kids nowadays will really latch on to.... hmmm....."

"we need to write about dank nugs"

"learned that on Asylum"..... You mean that number one hit album in America that went Gold multiple places in the world? Yeah, dude, that'll teach 'em.

Yeah, people here seem to forget that most big name bands won't give a shit about reviews as long as their fanbase are dumb enough to eat anything up and as long as theyre selling a lot of albums.

^ pretty much

cue edgy 14 year olds smoking coriander and coughing

bahh..this is ridiculous. they have to be not taking themselves seriously...right? right?

Yah, we are 45 years old and appeal to 6th graders just getting into metal, lets right a pot song.

Lame

"Ah, finally. A song about weed that's actually pleasant to listen to. I always figured that if I ever saw this day, it would be done by some industrial metwl band from Germany; generally, those glorious krauts make better music than we do here in the US.

I'm pleased with this development. Welcome back, Disturbed."

"If your a disturbed fan, you'll appreciate this song. If you can't, don't call yourself a fan. Disturbed has never been shy of breaking away from being somewhat mainstream. If you don't like this song, that's fine. Gi back to listening to your pathetic mainstream bullshit.... End rant."

^lol at whoever wrote that comment. this is THE most mainstream thing disturbed has ever made

I went into this article like "I swear to god...if the name of the song is called 'Fire It Up' or some variation of that I'm gonna kick a baby"

Well....where's the nearest kid at

^lol at whoever wrote that comment. this is THE most mainstream thing disturbed has ever made[2]

I mean, at least they actually tried to be edgy in indestructible.

Asylum sucked ass, looks like this follows suit.

This song is comedy gold.

Is this real. This can't be real.

I just had to listen to Nickelback to clean my ears out. Jesus fucking christ...

i really dont think the bong hit sound at the beginning is from the band...either a youtube stock clip or an elaborate hoax; dave is blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk or something and then exhaling for a long time.

This is an instant classic for all the wrong reasons.

"Ah, finally. A song about weed that's actually pleasant to listen to. I always figured that if I ever saw this day, it would be done by some industrial metwl band from Germany; generally, those glorious krauts make better music than we do here in the US.

I'm pleased with this development. Welcome back, Disturbed."

"If your a disturbed fan, you'll appreciate this song. If you can't, don't call yourself a fan. Disturbed has never been shy of breaking away from being somewhat mainstream. If you don't like this song, that's fine. Gi back to listening to your pathetic mainstream bullshit.... End rant."

Bwahahaha I'm dying

The article title makes my eyes bleed. Thanks OP.

I just had to listen to Nickelback to clean my ears out. Jesus fucking christ...

i actually had high hopes for the new record.

singles are a solid 1.5/5 so far

@ Shadow

Wow what an original fucking comeback.

Lamest song I ever heard about weed in my life but then again it's Disturbed so

Wow what an original fucking comeback.

I like Disturbed and I like weed but damn...this is the worst most generic piece of shit song they ever released. Fire it up is to Disturbed what 1000 HP was to Godsmack.

dear god...

dbl post

Bwahahaha I'm dying

wow this is hilariously bad, makes the Black Label Society song by the same name sound like a masterpiece.

holy shit I thought you guys were being overdramatic but those fucking lyrics... this really does seem like a parody

Moronic lyrics, more than enough to ruin the passable instrumentals.

how are those passable instrumentals, its just average nu metal, which = shit. i mean, i guess i see what youre saying. if they took out the vocals it would still suck but it wouldnt be offesnively bad.

TEN THOUSAND SPLIFFS IN THE AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR

These guys are such trolls! This ain't real! LMAO, take a puff from the leaves of the devil??

Haven't listened to these guys in over a decade, but my God they've become horrible. From average to crap.

13 year old me just had a stroke

band is atrocious

band is atrocious [2]

Lyrics sound like something icp would write.

The musical counterpoint to marijuana legalization

This song is a joke right? Sounds like something one of those weed obsessed junkies would write to defend the legalization of marajuana >.

Album seemed like it was gonna be OK at best but now my hopes for it being acceptable have fallen. The Sickness was decent but everything after that has been "meh" at best.

The depressingly funny thing is the YouTube comments full of teenagers thinking that Disturbed are being revolutionary for being a "band writing a song about weed that isn't rap".

Uhhh.... Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Melvins...? ALL stoner rock and stoner metal?

kill me

Song would be improved tenfold if it stuck to its normal lyrical style like these song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gSvNeqevg

that exhale on the bong rip hahahahaha

Seriously. About as corny and cringe worthy as it gets.

Well, I'm just gonna act like if Disturbed disbanded right when they went into hiatus.

Oh god, I'm a pretty big fan of these guys but come on. Those fucking lyrics. Musicisally it's alright, the solo is pretty cool too but those lyrics, and the theme in general is just no.

it's horrible !

weed leaf and bong sounds

wow


they suck more than vacuums and other things that suck a lot

The sound of a band that is out of ideas and clearly pandering to their fan base.

So between this song and that super cheesy music video they released i'm pretty sure they aren't taking this album serious in any way.

Amazing

Can you feel it...


ahhhhhh shit....

OOOOH WAHAHAHA

So... this is as good as any other Disturbed song.
It sucks hard.

Best song of the year, so good 11/10 will be a classic. yup. m/

it's like they listened to Sleep once and felt they had to get their fingers in that cookie jar but then missed the point completely.

I liked this band at one point. If I was still in 4th grade I'm sure I'd love this song.

but.. I'm not, so I don't.

Isn't that funny? You age with a band from a kid to a 20-something adult and it seems like the music is only getting worse? Maybe it was just always bad. Maybe some of it's good and I'm letting my tryhard music tastes get in the way of enjoying something simple.

For real though, this song rustled me.

What a horrible song.

Holy shit! I have enjoyed every Disturbed album but this is fucking terrible. I feel embarrassed for them.

one of the worst songs ever made.

sweet

Holy shit...that was hilarious

haha sick