Jonny Craig's band gets signed

2014-03-04 by moshpotatoes | 43 Comments
Jonny Craig is back in business with his new band, Slaves. The band has just been signed to Artery and will release their debut album this summer and go on their first tour in May.

Jonny Craig has released a statement via twitter claiming that Slaves is not associated with Rise Records at all.

Check below to watch a short video with a snippet of their new material found on Artery's youtube channel:



Tagged: Jonny Craig

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KenboSlice
March 4th 2014
3840 Comments


I met Jonny Craig once. He was a total ass. All I asked him was if he would take a picture with my friend, I had to get a cute girl to ask him. Fuck that guy.

Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
March 4th 2014
47629 Comments


Funny you should say that because people generally seem to think he's a nice du-nah fuck it I can't even type that with a straight face

BigPleb
March 4th 2014
65784 Comments


Who gives a fuck about this?

Dolving999
March 4th 2014
1853 Comments


"Jonny Craig has released a statement via twitter claiming that Slaves is not associated with Rise
Records at all."

Then you're not slaves at all, you dumbass.


DreamAgain
March 4th 2014
2470 Comments


He doesn't even have a good voice.. i fucking hate it.. it annoys me so fucking much.


Slut
March 4th 2014
4255 Comments


He's an amazing an amazing singer but I'm not the biggest fan of his voice

captaincrunch11
March 4th 2014
1544 Comments


Can't wait for this

Skoj
March 4th 2014
1885 Comments


pretty average all around.

xpaincakex
March 4th 2014
270 Comments


dude has pipes.

MotokoKusanagi
March 4th 2014
4290 Comments


damn

MalleusMaleficarum
March 4th 2014
16396 Comments


im mainly interested in what the band will sound like. cuz anyone who has ever heard JC knows exactly what hes gonna sound like already... his approach / melodic style has literally never changed

HipFish
March 4th 2014
61 Comments


Fuck Jonny Craig

YakNips
March 4th 2014
20098 Comments


cool!

climactic
March 4th 2014
22743 Comments


slaves.

MalleusMaleficarum
March 4th 2014
16396 Comments


the band = slaves to JCs drug habit

TheGreatQ
March 4th 2014
3003 Comments


I wonder how many laptops he promised them in return for getting signed.

whatshisname
March 4th 2014
179 Comments


lol at the end "Made me out to be the bad guy, sick of feeling wrong". Yeah Jonny you're not a bad guy, everyone just makes you out to be that way! Dude's scum.

Slut
March 4th 2014
4255 Comments


He's misunderstood guys

beachdude
March 4th 2014
849 Comments


Honestly I'm excited for this... the band's made up of some talented guys, and Jonny has a cool voice. Yes he's human scum, but if this does end up being good I won't care.

MalleusMaleficarum
March 4th 2014
16396 Comments


"the bands made up of some talented guys"

such as?

XingKing
March 4th 2014
16152 Comments


Is it me or is his voice sounding worse?

sapient
March 4th 2014
2420 Comments


Good for you Jenny Craig you go girl

Rev
March 4th 2014
9882 Comments


wow he looks like shit

DyingAtheist
March 4th 2014
193 Comments


He's an amazing singer. And a dick. Done.

Inferis
March 4th 2014
457 Comments


He always looks like shit. Why is such a piece of shit gifted with such a good voice.

Thunderkat
March 4th 2014
579 Comments


Overrated and his vocal approach has no variation whatsoever.

enjoimx
March 4th 2014
86 Comments


"He's an amazing singer. And a dick. Done."
[+1]br />

"Why is such a piece of shit gifted with such a good voice."
this x infinity wow, i always think that! i haaaate this guy but damn does he have a good voice. somewhat agree w/ the no variation thing tho...i wouldnt say none but i would say litttle

AtomicWaste
Moderator
March 5th 2014
2888 Comments


If it's not a DBM, I don't give a s-h-i-t about Jonny C.

lucasjcockcroft
March 5th 2014
3721 Comments


knowing Jonny Craig, this will be good

Calc
March 5th 2014
17349 Comments


^^^

lololololololololololololol

Spec
March 5th 2014
39456 Comments


Sounds kind of boring.

ILJ
March 5th 2014
6942 Comments


"Is it me or is his voice sounding worse?"

heroin will do that to ya

enjoimx
March 5th 2014
86 Comments


but it's like you know it's gonna be Craig + 3 or 4 dudes who are not nearly as impressive at their respective talents....so im gonna go out on a limb and guess this will be a 2.5, maybe a 3 TOPS. My man is just trying to milk his fans at this point

TheSupernatural
March 5th 2014
2213 Comments


I too, am looking forward to If Phalluses Could Sing Volume VI, "Slaves."

darksarcasm
March 5th 2014
104 Comments


His voice has definitely changed since DBM, it was apparent on DBM 2. Most of the songs on DBM 2 he sang much lower compared to the first album. Even more apparent on his latest solo EP. I saw him live last year and yeah he still has range, but why on record does he choose to sing so low? It's like his voice is starting to get shaky in the higher register. But idk, let's hope for the best.

lucasjcockcroft
March 5th 2014
3721 Comments


"knowing Jonny Craig, this will be good

^^^

lololololololololololololol"

nothing Jonny Craig has done has ever been bad. He had one EP that wasn't up to par with his other stuff
2 very good dgd albums, 3 good albums with 2 other bands and a solid solo album

so lololololololol

MalleusMaleficarum
March 5th 2014
16396 Comments


his solo stuff sucks cock and everything he put out that wasnt called DBM was a 3.0 or worse

enjoimx
March 5th 2014
86 Comments


come on mang his first solo CD had a couple good songs on it, and this is coming from someone who HATES him....

Apollo
March 6th 2014
10691 Comments


So many stupid users posting saying this asshole has a good voice.



Aspenshadow
March 7th 2014
376 Comments


his voice is whiny and really kind of shit

thisisivy
March 7th 2014
113 Comments


So Johnny Craig releases a video focusing only on him because he's the most important member. Dude just seems like a chode.

MalleusMaleficarum
March 7th 2014
16396 Comments


"So many stupid users posting saying this asshole has a good voice. "

LOL

Arucard
March 9th 2014
581 Comments


Damn, maybe he'll start selling laptops again.



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