Obama Burns Dave Mustaine

2012-04-05 by Hyperion1001 EMERITUS | 142 Comments
After recent comments by Dave Mustaine about the truth behind Obama's birth certificate, President Obama has responded to questions about the comments with an equally speculative answer. He asks, "How do we know he really had anything to do with those songs on [Metallica's] Kill ‘Em All and Ride the Lightning?

Dave has yet to respond.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/04/04/president-barack-obama-i-know-dave-mustaine-didnt-write-any-of-those-metallica-riffs/

Tagged: Megadeth

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johnnyblaze
April 5th 2012
3001 Comments


oh sheit!

gabethepiratesquid
April 5th 2012
4522 Comments


OH SNAP OBAMA

Tyler
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
7925 Comments


You know this is a joke right?

gabethepiratesquid
April 5th 2012
4522 Comments


MY BOY BARACK BE KILLIN EM

Zorak
April 5th 2012
3191 Comments


I had no idea President Obama was into metal. That's bad fucking ass.

But as for Dave, let's just say it's no surprise he's being an ass again.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
48192 Comments


Pure gold.

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omnipanzer
April 5th 2012
21816 Comments


Pure gold. [2]

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
16209 Comments


Haha. Almost as good as Oderus telling Dave to shut the fuck up.

Tijnmans
April 5th 2012
381 Comments


COOLEST PRESIDENT EVAAAAAAAHR!

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
7636 Comments


"How do we know he really had anything to do with those songs on [Metallica's] Kill ‘Em All and Ride the Lightning?

dying from laughing as these lines are being written

jdennis31
April 5th 2012
6511 Comments


wait, so forreal forreal?

Crysis
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
17303 Comments


this is the coolest thing ever

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phishing
April 5th 2012
395 Comments


obama 1 mustaine 0

SCREAM!
April 5th 2012
15119 Comments


So is this actually legit?

Either way it's hilarious but if this is real then damn that's cool haha

Crysis
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
17303 Comments


i wonder if obama likes maiden

MoosechriS
April 5th 2012
6196 Comments


fucking hilarious!!!! mustaine is a cunt

Yazz_Flute
April 5th 2012
18938 Comments


Take all of my votes, Obama.

jdennis31
April 5th 2012
6511 Comments


obama doesn't listen to metal, his speech writer wrote that for him to get him to connect with the metal community on sputnik

ThroneOfAgony
April 5th 2012
3485 Comments


okay attempt. 2.5/5

Tyrael
April 5th 2012
21083 Comments


Dave is for Rick Santorum

what a douche

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Imperial
April 5th 2012
1771 Comments


Someone wrote that for him, that nigga listens to Coltrane or some shit.

sputnik1
April 5th 2012
312 Comments


Then Obama laid down a blistering solo after that!

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IndianaWarLord
April 5th 2012
310 Comments


yeah yeah yeah, mustaines obnoxious. BUT, Mustaine or Nugent? Nugents way worse

ThroneOfAgony
April 5th 2012
3485 Comments


So is this actually legit?



lol

Oathbreaker
April 5th 2012
1648 Comments


This can't be true. It is obvious that Dave wrote those riffs. I mean, listen to Phantom Lord. It is obviously a Dave riff.

MKGaruda
April 5th 2012
11 Comments


Keep talking and take my vote!

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
16209 Comments


yeah yeah yeah, mustaines obnoxious. BUT, Mustaine or Nugent? Nugents way worse


No, The Nuge is way more intelligent.

jefflebowski
April 5th 2012
8561 Comments


once again, Dave slides further into the black hole of douche-ness while everyone watches and laughs

wabbit
April 5th 2012
7059 Comments


" Coltrane or some shit."

Gmork89
April 5th 2012
7381 Comments


Haha, oh man this rules.

avnrdragon
April 5th 2012
20 Comments


LMFAO

Sciroccu
April 5th 2012
883 Comments


lol, in ur face...

renegadestrings
April 5th 2012
1510 Comments


Obama should outsource Mustaine

AliW1993
April 5th 2012
7511 Comments


ouch

This was obviously written for him but it's still hilarious

paxman
April 5th 2012
4084 Comments


Meh. Obama calling Kanye West a jackass was better.

Enotron
April 5th 2012
7695 Comments


made my day

KjSwantko
April 5th 2012
10658 Comments


can't be real, but still hilarious

Inveigh
April 5th 2012
26367 Comments


funny, but clearly a joke. if anyone missed it they did a similar thing with TDEP awhile back (it's even linked in the article).

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MMX
April 5th 2012
5012 Comments


Awesome

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
19975 Comments


so glad someone approved this hahahaha

Annayalater
April 5th 2012
192 Comments


"Meh. Obama calling Kanye West a jackass was better." [2]

KSK1
April 5th 2012
4102 Comments


Haha, this is great.

austin888
April 5th 2012
337 Comments


Oh snap!

figure337
April 5th 2012
567 Comments


Even is this is fake it's still great to imagine.

sublimefan1991
April 5th 2012
811 Comments


obama's such a badass.

TheNotrap
April 5th 2012
8641 Comments


Hahaha
Late April fools' day?

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Mickeymau5
April 5th 2012
1614 Comments


Dave Mustaine 2012

LasNoches
April 5th 2012
35 Comments


Obama should just become a rapper. He has the wits, the swag, the money, and all the bitches. Plus his posse is pretty freaking bad ass.

IMZA1793
April 5th 2012
843 Comments


wow this is awesome

Mickeymau5
April 5th 2012
1614 Comments


lol at people believing that this is real

Scoot
April 5th 2012
18778 Comments


mc obomba

Cells
April 5th 2012
1875 Comments


obama can fuck all my bitches

kris.
April 5th 2012
14678 Comments


lil bama #swag

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
55389 Comments


I always thought Obama listens to nothing but gangsta rap, but I guess he dabbles in some metal too

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Athom
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
17241 Comments


lol good joke

Strider
April 5th 2012
4699 Comments


OH NO HE DIDN'T !

guitarnater
April 5th 2012
917 Comments


I don't really care for Obama, and I know it wasn't really him, but it's still pretty funny.

peaks40
April 5th 2012
2829 Comments


i was a bit skeptical on obama......not anymore

eternium
April 5th 2012
16354 Comments


lololol

paxman
April 5th 2012
4084 Comments


A joke is a story with a humorous climax. This is a story with a humorous climax.

Thus it is, by definition, a joke.

AlasKenColors
April 5th 2012
159 Comments


haha oh my god.

Inveigh
April 5th 2012
26367 Comments


Obama didn't write this, someone wrote this for him.
Whoever wrote this in the White House was pretty funny.


lol this did not come from the white house

taxidermist
April 5th 2012
7237 Comments


DAYUM OBAMA STRIKES BACK WE BUSTIN' AT 'EM BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graveyard
April 5th 2012
6362 Comments


I lol'd

crewdreary
April 5th 2012
53 Comments


wtf

disregarding this story why do people still care about his birth certificate

Satellite
April 5th 2012
25690 Comments


this is funny, but goddamn, you kids will believe anything

eleventhsun
April 5th 2012
1475 Comments


Not a big fan of any president or politician but can't deny a good burn.

Spec
April 5th 2012
34846 Comments


Joke so funny.

nash1311
April 5th 2012
1760 Comments


I think people care about his birth certificate because if he isn't born here than according to the constitution he shouldn't be a president. Just my guess though.

and LOL moar at all the Obama praise in this thread.

Satellite
April 5th 2012
25690 Comments


he released his birth certificate you fucking retard

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
55389 Comments


yeah dick
Jim Marshall died, show some respect


Venpts16
April 5th 2012
283 Comments


I wonder if Obama listens to Slayer...

nash1311
April 5th 2012
1760 Comments


I'm saying that's why people cared. You know, before he released it. Rage more.

EyesWideShut
April 5th 2012
4613 Comments


haha.. Even the president cant stand Mustaine. those vocals. ughh...

FictionalFlames
April 5th 2012
1528 Comments


I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical.

Spec
April 5th 2012
34846 Comments


His vocals suck.

North0House2
April 5th 2012
6000 Comments


Made me laugh haha.

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Parallels
April 5th 2012
8858 Comments


I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical. [2]

Ignimbrite
April 5th 2012
6245 Comments


this is probably fake

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Tyrannic
April 5th 2012
3291 Comments


lmao

LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN

BaseballJames
April 5th 2012
393 Comments


If you're citing MetalSucks as your source, then of course it will be fake. Not to mention unfunny.

cvlts
April 5th 2012
9432 Comments


good laugh tho

Ire
April 5th 2012
41948 Comments


this is probably fake


PROBABLY

lancebramsay
April 5th 2012
1585 Comments


I heard Obama renamed air force one to ride the lightning

Inveigh
April 5th 2012
26367 Comments


I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical.


um didn't this already happen

Inveigh
April 5th 2012
26367 Comments


http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/17687/top-10-born-again-christians-in-metal.html

tbh I'm pretty shocked about Dave Lombardo and Tom Araya

Ire
April 5th 2012
41948 Comments


^^yeah like 10 years ago

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
48192 Comments


Tebow..Mustaine face to face discussion needs to be televised

jdennis31
April 5th 2012
6511 Comments


^[2]

auberginedreams
April 5th 2012
6088 Comments


this was an april fools article, why are people so gullible on this sight? it would have been pretty funny if it were true though.

TomAkaVeto
April 5th 2012
1936 Comments


Funny as hell, but it's a joke and there's no way Obama would say that anyway. I'm sure he doesn't even know
who Dave Mustaine is.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 5th 2012
19975 Comments


and its not even april fools :O

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
55389 Comments


He goofed ya

Ovrot
April 5th 2012
13215 Comments


te he he

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adhoc
April 5th 2012
216 Comments


Obamacore.

Killerhit
April 5th 2012
6007 Comments


Damn obama

he knows not where his place is

RodTFD
April 5th 2012
102 Comments


NOBAMA! what a sassy negro...

AdamK
April 5th 2012
987 Comments


this site does fake shit like this but it's still hillarious. They had one about The Dillinger Escape Plan also

http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/05/13/greg-puciato-vs-president-barack-obama-round-2/

TheSpirit
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2012
22247 Comments


This isn't funny at all

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omnipanzer
April 5th 2012
21816 Comments


Were it real it would be hysterical.

LTDA
April 5th 2012
281 Comments


Obama is so m/

ITsHxCTOASTER
April 5th 2012
2520 Comments


I believe my reaction to this can be summed up in a phrase popular on 4chan:

fake and gay

SpiritCrusher2
April 5th 2012
5783 Comments


fake and awesome*

bbdmittenz
April 5th 2012
245 Comments


This is hilarious.

HitlerIsGod
April 5th 2012
745 Comments


lol.

D41V30N
April 5th 2012
949 Comments


Great to see Obama having ideas about Metallica's early albums. I always thought he was more of a "The Black Album" kind of guy.

EyeForAnEye
April 5th 2012
1716 Comments


Why is Dave Mustaine suddenly fucking Ned Flanders?

SpiritCrusher2
April 5th 2012
5783 Comments


wow how original D41V30N


Dental_Damnation 1 day ago

I'm impressed with the presidents knowledge of the early Metallica albums, I always pegged him as a Black Album guy.



AtomicWaste
Moderator
April 5th 2012
2722 Comments


Total fake (if you look at the DEP one, it's in no way consistent with Obama's speech patterns). Still funny as anything, though.

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PaulShallPerish
April 5th 2012
84 Comments


SHAKRAI !

deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012
6069 Comments


BARRACK ATTACK.

ChuckyTruant
April 5th 2012
15763 Comments


lol didn't see that coming

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BonRurgundy
April 5th 2012
358 Comments


Americans, please vote for this man again, he's been your coolest president. Sincerely, rest of world.

CakeWithCream
April 5th 2012
1043 Comments


hahahahaha that's awesome if it's true

HitlerIsGod
April 5th 2012
745 Comments


"Americans, please vote for this man again"

lol no

Tyrannic
April 5th 2012
3291 Comments


yes, rest of world. this actually happened. later tonight, there will be a cage match held in the town square. the victor, (i.e. the man who gets out alive), then becomes the supreme ruler of our one nation, adorning the belt reserved for only "the most badassed of mother fuckers."

Minushuman24
April 5th 2012
1079 Comments


hahaha, awesome. Wish it were true

ridingchillwaves
April 5th 2012
93 Comments


Dave Mustaine.
Sit down, man.

bloc
April 5th 2012
45305 Comments


Holy fuck this is awesome

I'm impressed with the presidents knowledge of the early Metallica albums, I always pegged him as a Black Album guy.

Fucking lol

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giraffesareepic88
April 5th 2012
76 Comments


Im still laughing about the fact that he thinks Rick Santorium is the next JFK. That fucking made my day.

Lesnar
April 5th 2012
10 Comments


hahaah obama m/

iambandersnatch
April 5th 2012
1761 Comments


Anyone who thinks Obama actually wrote that/came up with that is silly. Probably didn't even know who Mustaine was until a staffer told him lol. Not a partisan comment, just a comment on politicians in general.

Spec
April 5th 2012
34846 Comments


Still awaiting Dave's response.

Motiv3
April 5th 2012
8979 Comments


LOL this is hilarious, even more so if this is actually legit (which i dont believe).

iambandersnatch
April 5th 2012
1761 Comments


I will add a "partisan" comment, altho it's really just a comment on voting in general - people who are going to vote for a candidate based on how cool he is are really dumb and should not reproduce. OMGGUISE he made some snarky/clever comment imma vote for this dude! /facepalm

Mickeymau5
April 5th 2012
1614 Comments


heres some people who voted for obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JJLLfTR8I

SteveP
April 5th 2012
89 Comments


Definitely not real, but still fucking hilarious.

pornogratherapy
April 5th 2012
101 Comments


Presidential burn!!

theBlackWidow
April 5th 2012
465 Comments


I wish we could rate news articals....this would so be a 1. How useless.

Euphoriuhhhh
April 5th 2012
46 Comments


i wish Obama had a sex tape with michelle

xblessthecamx
April 5th 2012
1 Comments


well, he's got my vote this year

Ignimbrite
April 5th 2012
6245 Comments


you guys are so dumb

J0ckstrapsFTW
April 5th 2012
3718 Comments


The shit that comes out of that guys mouth... what a fucking idiot

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Sirob
April 6th 2012
2653 Comments


i love having a black president

Sirob
April 6th 2012
2653 Comments


we should just elect this guy

fuck why isnt my arrow working





jimmykidd
April 6th 2012
636 Comments


LOL! best thing ive heard all week.

dimsim3478
April 6th 2012
7723 Comments


MetalSucks' Obama vs. DEP article was better.

SCREAMorphine
April 6th 2012
1802 Comments


Ahaha, I find this hard to believe

dimsim3478
April 6th 2012
7723 Comments


Powerful black man calls rapper jackass in off the record comment.

Is automatically badass.

Meanwhile, Oprah takes a shit.

Aids
April 6th 2012
24410 Comments


I know this is fake but it's still hilarious.

Pebster49
April 7th 2012
3003 Comments


Obama is a joke

krig9412
April 8th 2012
794 Comments


What if this actually happened and we're all led to believe it's not and THAT'S the real April Fool's Joke?!



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