oh sheit!

OH SNAP OBAMA

You know this is a joke right?

MY BOY BARACK BE KILLIN EM

I had no idea President Obama was into metal. That's bad fucking ass.

But as for Dave, let's just say it's no surprise he's being an ass again.

Pure gold.

Pure gold. [2]

Haha. Almost as good as Oderus telling Dave to shut the fuck up.

COOLEST PRESIDENT EVAAAAAAAHR!

"How do we know he really had anything to do with those songs on [Metallica's] Kill ‘Em All and Ride the Lightning?

dying from laughing as these lines are being written

wait, so forreal forreal?

this is the coolest thing ever

obama 1 mustaine 0

So is this actually legit?

Either way it's hilarious but if this is real then damn that's cool haha

i wonder if obama likes maiden

fucking hilarious!!!! mustaine is a cunt

Take all of my votes, Obama.

obama doesn't listen to metal, his speech writer wrote that for him to get him to connect with the metal community on sputnik

okay attempt. 2.5/5

Dave is for Rick Santorum

what a douche

Someone wrote that for him, that nigga listens to Coltrane or some shit.

Then Obama laid down a blistering solo after that!

yeah yeah yeah, mustaines obnoxious. BUT, Mustaine or Nugent? Nugents way worse

So is this actually legit?



lol

This can't be true. It is obvious that Dave wrote those riffs. I mean, listen to Phantom Lord. It is obviously a Dave riff.

Keep talking and take my vote!

yeah yeah yeah, mustaines obnoxious. BUT, Mustaine or Nugent? Nugents way worse

once again, Dave slides further into the black hole of douche-ness while everyone watches and laughs

" Coltrane or some shit."

Haha, oh man this rules.

LMFAO

lol, in ur face...

Obama should outsource Mustaine

ouch

This was obviously written for him but it's still hilarious

Meh. Obama calling Kanye West a jackass was better.

made my day

can't be real, but still hilarious

funny, but clearly a joke. if anyone missed it they did a similar thing with TDEP awhile back (it's even linked in the article).

Awesome

so glad someone approved this hahahaha

"Meh. Obama calling Kanye West a jackass was better." [2]

Haha, this is great.

Oh snap!

Even is this is fake it's still great to imagine.

obama's such a badass.

Hahaha
Late April fools' day?

Dave Mustaine 2012

Obama should just become a rapper. He has the wits, the swag, the money, and all the bitches. Plus his posse is pretty freaking bad ass.

wow this is awesome

lol at people believing that this is real

mc obomba

obama can fuck all my bitches

lil bama #swag

I always thought Obama listens to nothing but gangsta rap, but I guess he dabbles in some metal too

lol good joke

OH NO HE DIDN'T !

I don't really care for Obama, and I know it wasn't really him, but it's still pretty funny.

i was a bit skeptical on obama......not anymore

lololol

A joke is a story with a humorous climax. This is a story with a humorous climax.

Thus it is, by definition, a joke.

haha oh my god.

Obama didn't write this, someone wrote this for him.
Whoever wrote this in the White House was pretty funny.

DAYUM OBAMA STRIKES BACK WE BUSTIN' AT 'EM BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lol'd

wtf

disregarding this story why do people still care about his birth certificate

this is funny, but goddamn, you kids will believe anything

Not a big fan of any president or politician but can't deny a good burn.

Joke so funny.

I think people care about his birth certificate because if he isn't born here than according to the constitution he shouldn't be a president. Just my guess though.

and LOL moar at all the Obama praise in this thread.

he released his birth certificate you fucking retard

yeah dick
Jim Marshall died, show some respect

I wonder if Obama listens to Slayer...

I'm saying that's why people cared. You know, before he released it. Rage more.

haha.. Even the president cant stand Mustaine. those vocals. ughh...

I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical.

His vocals suck.

Made me laugh haha.

I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical. [2]

this is probably fake

lmao

LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN

If you're citing MetalSucks as your source, then of course it will be fake. Not to mention unfunny.

good laugh tho

this is probably fake

I heard Obama renamed air force one to ride the lightning

I can't wait till Dave Mustaine claims to be a Born-Again Christian, or an Evangelical.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/17687/top-10-born-again-christians-in-metal.html

tbh I'm pretty shocked about Dave Lombardo and Tom Araya

^^yeah like 10 years ago

Tebow..Mustaine face to face discussion needs to be televised

^[2]

this was an april fools article, why are people so gullible on this sight? it would have been pretty funny if it were true though.

Funny as hell, but it's a joke and there's no way Obama would say that anyway. I'm sure he doesn't even know
who Dave Mustaine is.

and its not even april fools :O

He goofed ya

te he he

Obamacore.

Damn obama

he knows not where his place is

NOBAMA! what a sassy negro...

this site does fake shit like this but it's still hillarious. They had one about The Dillinger Escape Plan also

http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/05/13/greg-puciato-vs-president-barack-obama-round-2/

This isn't funny at all

Were it real it would be hysterical.

Obama is so m/

I believe my reaction to this can be summed up in a phrase popular on 4chan:

fake and gay

fake and awesome*

This is hilarious.

lol.

Great to see Obama having ideas about Metallica's early albums. I always thought he was more of a "The Black Album" kind of guy.

Why is Dave Mustaine suddenly fucking Ned Flanders?

wow how original D41V30N


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I'm impressed with the presidents knowledge of the early Metallica albums, I always pegged him as a Black Album guy.

Total fake (if you look at the DEP one, it's in no way consistent with Obama's speech patterns). Still funny as anything, though.

SHAKRAI !

BARRACK ATTACK.

lol didn't see that coming

Americans, please vote for this man again, he's been your coolest president. Sincerely, rest of world.

hahahahaha that's awesome if it's true

"Americans, please vote for this man again"

lol no

yes, rest of world. this actually happened. later tonight, there will be a cage match held in the town square. the victor, (i.e. the man who gets out alive), then becomes the supreme ruler of our one nation, adorning the belt reserved for only "the most badassed of mother fuckers."

hahaha, awesome. Wish it were true

Dave Mustaine.
Sit down, man.

Holy fuck this is awesome

I'm impressed with the presidents knowledge of the early Metallica albums, I always pegged him as a Black Album guy.

Fucking lol

Im still laughing about the fact that he thinks Rick Santorium is the next JFK. That fucking made my day.

hahaah obama m/

Anyone who thinks Obama actually wrote that/came up with that is silly. Probably didn't even know who Mustaine was until a staffer told him lol. Not a partisan comment, just a comment on politicians in general.

Still awaiting Dave's response.

LOL this is hilarious, even more so if this is actually legit (which i dont believe).

I will add a "partisan" comment, altho it's really just a comment on voting in general - people who are going to vote for a candidate based on how cool he is are really dumb and should not reproduce. OMGGUISE he made some snarky/clever comment imma vote for this dude! /facepalm

heres some people who voted for obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JJLLfTR8I

Definitely not real, but still fucking hilarious.

Presidential burn!!

I wish we could rate news articals....this would so be a 1. How useless.

i wish Obama had a sex tape with michelle

well, he's got my vote this year

you guys are so dumb

The shit that comes out of that guys mouth... what a fucking idiot

i love having a black president

we should just elect this guy

fuck why isnt my arrow working

LOL! best thing ive heard all week.

MetalSucks' Obama vs. DEP article was better.

Ahaha, I find this hard to believe

Powerful black man calls rapper jackass in off the record comment.

Is automatically badass.

Meanwhile, Oprah takes a shit.

I know this is fake but it's still hilarious.

Obama is a joke

What if this actually happened and we're all led to believe it's not and THAT'S the real April Fool's Joke?!