It had to be you Irving. . . .lol

Yep sounds like Nickleback alright

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who cares?

aoty

"i'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ears than subject them to this garbage"

-avgn

5

I love how news about The 'Back are never actually related to Sputnik but still get more responses than most other news.

Now I know I put that rusty knife somewhere.

It had to be you Irving. . . .lol

Hahaha yeah no one else seems to subscribe to their official channel like I do, so ;)

I heard that vacuums work because the manufacturers put a Nickelback album inside every vacuum.

Gotta Get Me Some
lol

^ Poorly executed joke.

classic track listing.

all hail the mighty Kroegster!

Twas not a joke

Well, I decided to give "Bottoms Up" a chance and strangely enough, this band still sucks. Remarkable.

I lol'd at gotta get me some too. Probably another dirty song by that fetish king mr chad kroeger

GOTTA GET ME SOME HAHAHAH

omg they need to die not for their music but for song titles like "Gotta Get me Some" and "Holding Onto Heaven"

I think Irving was trying to refer to my post, but it was pretty poorly executed since it looked like he was referring to Trebor's.

^ Touche!

fuckinggggggggggggggg puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd

sucks donkey balls

We really bitchin' bout song titles?

I wonder what percentage of Nickelback fans drive trucks?
Probably a lot

"We really bitchin' bout song titles?"

yes obviously, they suck. and I'm about to start bitchin' about your stupid username and music taste

Better question, what percentage of Nickelback fans have teeth and don't live in the South?

gonna go see breaking dawn on the 18th and pick this up on the 21st yessss

"yes obviously, they suck. and I'm about to start bitchin' about your stupid username and music taste"

Firstly, people would say the titles suck whatever they were, because nobody wants to risk their ego by saying anything positive about the dreaded Nickelback. Second, they're song titles, who really gives a crap? Musically, the song titles don't affect how good the song is at all. And you can bitch about either of those things as much as you want, I don't really care.

We're just poking fun at the song titles dude, chill out

obligatory "this will be fucking awful" comment

Nickelback might just be my all-time least favourite band. On behalf of all of Canada, I'm sorry.

will be aoty 5/5

"Firstly, people would say the titles suck whatever they were, because nobody wants to risk their ego by saying anything positive about the dreaded Nickelback. Second, they're song titles, who really gives a crap? Musically, the song titles don't affect how good the song is at all. And you can bitch about either of those things as much as you want, I don't really care."

You can find tampons in the pharmaceutical section of your local Wal-Mart.

"Firstly, people would say the titles suck whatever they were, because nobody wants to risk their ego by saying anything positive about the dreaded Nickelback"

not it

"Second, they're song titles, who really gives a crap? Musically, the song titles don't affect how good the song is at all."

I was joking, but they do suck. If the track titles are stupid then that increases the odds of the music being stupid, but that was never my point.

"And you can bitch about either of those things as much as you want, I don't really care."

but you DO care that I don't misjudge Nickelback's music by their song titles. Interesting. Don't lie to me you would rather shove a stick up your ass than listen to a Nickelback song called "Lullaby" or "When We Stand Together"

"Better question, what percentage of Nickelback fans have teeth and don't live in the South?"

they all live in Canada. trust me *shudders*

"Don't lie to me you would rather shove a stick up your ass than listen to a Nickelback song called "Lullaby" or "When We Stand Together"

Fair enough.

"Better question, what percentage of Nickelback fans have teeth and don't live in the South?"

Well, speaking as someone who live-in the South, Nickelback is just as disliked down here as it is up there or out there or wherever you may live. Our claim to bad music taste is our (not including me) insatiable appetite for country music

"they all live in Canada. trust me *shudders*"

Haha, well I deal with way too many fans down here in Georgia. Nothing but WHITE POW'R, nasty beer, fishing, hunting out of season, mud racin', shitty country music, and Nickelback.

"Well, speaking as someone who live-in the South, Nickelback is just as disliked down here as it is up there or out there or wherever you may live. Our claim to bad music taste is our (not including me) insatiable appetite for country music"

Ohh God, country music is sooooo fucking annoying. Alllllll day and night on facebook this week people were raving about a Luke Bryan concert going on tonight. Awesome.

Fuck you guys, the 'Back is probably the greatest band of the past 30 years at least. Name one thing bad about their music. I dare you.

"Fuck you guys, the 'Back is probably the greatest band of the past 30 years at least. Name one thing bad about their music. I dare you."

I dont even...do I laugh? do I cry?

"Fuck you guys, the 'Back is probably the greatest band of the past 30 years at least. Name one thing bad about their music. I dare you."

Gimme half an hour or so. It's gonna take a while to write down all this.

I wonder what percentage of Nickelback fans drive trucks?

Or are dirty south mother lovers.

Something is wrong with you when your first comment on Sputnik is defending Nickelback.

"and to think this is what will be playing on classic rock radio in 30 years"

WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY *gouges own eyeballs out*

On pace to go at least 4X platinum in the U.S.

Being from the west coast of B.C. where they record most of this shit, I apologize to all of you for not yet attempting to burn down Chad Kroegers house and recording studio in Abbotsford

It's weird that a band from Canada makes such redneck music

lol wow

"It's weird that a band from Canada makes such redneck music"

White trash all around the world are the same.

"Nickelback does not suck. There are millions of fans around the world who will disagree with anybody who says that."

- Chad Kroeger defending Nickelback

Haha

hi

"I love how news about The 'Back are never actually related to Sputnik but still get more responses than most other news."

what d'ya mean never related? this is EXACTLY what Sputnik is all about! lol

None of these songs can touch "Never Again".

Some guy made a page on Facebook called "Can this pickle get more likes than Nickelback?" and Chad Kroeger threatened to sue
What a fucking tool

5. "Gotta Get Me Some" should be good.

"Some guy made a page on Facebook called "Can this pickle get more likes than Nickelback?" and Chad Kroeger threatened to sue
What a fucking tool"

Pahaha, sue for what exactly?

condemned to failure before it's release...

Best case scenario, Chad gets the pickle and they change their name to Pickleback.

tracklist is predictable 1.5

This would almost be funny if it wasn't so not funny.

This means war guys

I probably could have predicted every title.

spec/5

I don't know, "Trying Not To Love You" was a bit of a twist to me...

Lol Nickelback. Good story.

BEST ALBUM EVER!

I'm a fan of the pickle

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

FVCK YEAH NICKELBACK! GONNA BE SO GOOD 10/5!!!!

"I wonder what percentage of Nickelback fans drive trucks?"

What the fuck is wrong with driving a truck and/or makes a truck driver more likely to listen to Nickelback than some idiot driving a fucking honda civic, etc.

On another note I've never understood why someone from Canada or Oklahoma needs to apologize for Nickelback or Hinder. They're just shitty cock rock bands. It's pretty easy to avoid ever listening to either band. And if your friends like 'em who gives a fuck, man. You like what ya like and sometimes you just like shitty cock rock and sometimes you like shitty indie/post-hardcore/folk/whatever the fuck you guys like. There ain't much difference between the two y'know.

8800! Suck it Nickelback

This is gonna rule.

but seriously, i dont understand how something this god awful makes it. i understand that radio friendly bands arent normally good but this band is so fucking pathetic why does anyone at all listen to them? like seriously

5. Gotta Get Me Some Earplugs

fixd

already a 5/5 why bother rating anything else

Lol nickelback

insta 5 insta aoty

"Kiss It Goodbye" sounds like a build-up for a great "that's what she said" joke.

I can't wait to not listen to this.

U mad?

?

Your avatar made me almost freak out a little. Godamn bugs. So now I mad >:[

"On another note I've never understood why someone from Canada or Oklahoma needs to apologize for Nickelback or Hinder. They're just shitty cock rock bands. It's pretty easy to avoid ever listening to either band. And if your friends like 'em who gives a fuck, man. You like what ya like and sometimes you just like shitty cock rock and sometimes you like shitty indie/post-hardcore/folk/whatever the fuck you guys like. There ain't much difference between the two y'know."

Aww guys, a butthurt fanboy stumbled upon the thread.

A new Nickleback album? FUCK. Why did it have to be while I'm in Canada?

album leaked 5/5 fer sure

The only way to make them go away will be to pay them more than their album will make.

judging by the names of the songs its going to follow the NB formula of fast song about sex drugs/fast song about sex drugs/radio ready ballad/bad ballad but we will see if people like it before we make it into a single/fast song about sex, drugs only after the 5th track it seems like its going to a bunch of shitty ballads

Definite album of the year candidate right there, dammit.

candidate? fucking winner leaving anything else miles.. no. LIGHT YEARS BEHIND AS THE REST CHOKE ON BOTTLES CAPS AND CIGARETTE BUTTS.

fucking bitches, ain't even on nickelback's level.

'Back is probably the greatest band of the past 30 years at least.

"candidate? fucking winner leaving anything else miles.. no. LIGHT YEARS BEHIND AS THE REST CHOKE ON BOTTLES CAPS AND CIGARETTE BUDS."

the fuck is a cigarette bud?

I'm predicting Nickelback's best album yet.....so this should get a 1.5, maybe a 2.

What amazing musicians.

stop complementing these guys, someone might actually take it seriously.

This is how you remiindddd meeeeeeeeeee

THAAT

SHIIIT

MAAKES

MEEE

BAAT

SHIIIT

CRAAZZZY

it's gonna be a toss-up for AOTY between this, the new brokencyde, and the new limp bizkit

a shitload of overused jokes, itt

I came here for the jokes and was sorely disappointed.

Clean up your act Sputnik.

hellastoked

the fuck is a cigarette bud?

Looking forward to

5. Gotta Get Me Some

This is like every cliche to have ever been written in pop music all in one convenient tracklist.

Singles are ok, could've been worse..

Say what you want about them, they put on a good, fun show live. Only annoying part was the drunk, fat redneck chicks trying to get in my pants.

@ respecs

are you a fucking cock-headed retard? Jesus Christ.

Most likely this album will be unbearably terrible. I'm usually not to critical when it comes to music, but Nickelback one band I can't stand!

My aunt is freaking out about this, she thinks it's gonna be an awesome album.

Lol, she actually apologized to me for being excited for the album because she knows I hate Nickelback, and she knows that "the songs aren't 30 minutes long." As she said lol.

Kiss It Goodbye


so subtle

Guys, wanna here something funny?





































Nickelback.





LOL. :|

Nickelback will make more money on this record alone then each and every one of us will make in a lifetime combined.

Oh for sure.
I'm not planning on making much.


So, if there were 30,000 clones of me, and they lived the same that I do. Nickelback would still make more with such a record.
I wish I could sell crap and get paid for it too. LYFE"S NOT FARE

"@ respecs

are you a fucking cock-headed retard? Jesus Christ."

Actually, you are the one defending Nickelback in this thread, so that would make you the retard? Yeah, that sounds right to me. Have a good night everybody!

He's not defending Nickelback...

Maybe I am a retard? My bad guys!!

My ex girlfriend is going to lap this shit up.

moar like dickelsuck

That's probably more likely.

mmmmm shovel some more piping hot shit in my ears

pre-ordered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrsbYmjTOXk

damn i was getting pumped for this...

There was this girl I knew once.
She asked me what I listened to, so I listed GY!BE, Slint, Ten Kens, and Rosetta.
Her response was amazing:
" oh i don't listen to those bands because i have never heard of them. have you listened to nickelback? they're amazing."

"There was this girl I knew once.
She asked me what I listened to, so I listed GY!BE, Slint, Ten Kens, and Rosetta.
Her response was amazing:
" oh i don't listen to those bands because i have never heard of them. have you listened to nickelback? they're amazing.""

This has happened to me about 80% of the time whenever I try to hit on a girl. But Nickelback varies with Linkin Park, Lil Wayne, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, etc.

^Same, fuck Lil Wayne. Then I try to introduce new rappers and they're like "Oh it's okay" when the group I introduced them to was FUCKING WU-TANG CLAN

lil waynes a better rapper than everyone in wu except ghost rae and gza

nickelback fucking suck though

CunninLynguists are sick though

or Raekwon

Imagine how many assholes are going to be blasting this out of their lifted F-350's.