the apocoalypse has started

Oh shit....

aoty

aoty [2]

aoty [3]

Joooooooy

I might be wrong but this might have songs about sex, drugs, and partying in it.

^ Clearly the best subjects m/

Only 103 days, 8 hours, 47 mins, and 30 seconds left guys!

No, Only 103 days, 8 hours, 47 mins, and 9 seconds left!

Let the euphoria begin!

oh my god fuck yes guys

"When We Stand Together" will be its token optimistic radio single with lyrics wholesome enough to be sung in a church. It will include one (maybe two) more of these, and the rest of the songs will be about drinking, partying, sex, and Kroeger's penis.

gold cobra can't even compete

'gold cobra can't even compete'

Take that back

this is about to be an epic thread

confirmed 4 hyperbolicclaimscore

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Apocalypse has started [2]

"Nickelback announce new album"

*opens the box of hatred*

and while i sip my soda, that i'm sure somebody spit in...

HATE HATE HATE

"Nickelback announce new album"

*opens Pandora's box*

YES!

Oh no.

And not a single fuck was given that day. [2]

This news makes sputnik very angry.

so the maya were wrong... its not 21.12..

I heard they will be collaborating with Korn, Skrillex, Suicide Silence, and Lady Gaga, and Lou Reed. And the late Amy Winehouse.

I also heard they will be attempting Jazzcore, instead of radio rock.

If these aren't rumors, this album will rape.

LOOK AT THIS DEAD GIRAFFE
Every time I do, it makes me laugh

gonna be a 2.5

Nah. It's gonna be 0 'cause there's no way I'm checking this out.

lol nice

the site collectivley ejaculates in anticipation

"gonna be a 2.5"

WAYY too high bro.

While Nickelback sucks in terms of the larger picture, they are merely average in their own genre, actually better than most of the bands that try to rip them off. I have all of their albums somewhere between a 2 and a 3

Nickelback are people guys they have feelings too

Anyone who sucks their own dick is at least a 2.5.

Christ, I can't go through the day, walking around with this huge boner I've got!

LOOK AT THIS DEAD GIRAFFE
Every time I do, it makes me laugh [2]

Seriously why bother and even listen to these guys. There are plenty of way better rock acts out there. I think they're piss poor, not even average.

wahey

"@AzureNymph:so darlings, can't wait to get the new songs? Why two at the same time? just curious” why not?”"

Nice response, Chad...

FINALLY

I seriously just made a Nickelback joke a few minutes ago, and then I come here and see this.

O_O

And not a single fuck was given that day. [3]

Also, Architects anyone?

finally an album we all can enjoy

"Also, Architects anyone?"

I'm wearing an Architects shirt right now lol

Here And Now? As if that hasn't been done a million times, let alone by a rock band.

"LOOK AT THIS DEAD GIRAFFE
Every time I do, it makes me laugh"

Fucking lol

The one reason I'm ashamed to be canadian.

Saving Abel, Theory of a Deadman, and Sick Puppies are much worse than Nickelback.

can't fucking wait... for the joke reviews.

even the album title is generic

I am willing to listen to this. LOLZIMMAD.

"The one reason I'm ashamed to be canadian."
Ellen Page makes all your sins forgiven

Band needs to seriously go away ugh

oh no, go and die nickelback ! go back and fix some trucks or something, don't make any more music

Yes, a drinking anthem and a power ballad, just what I needed to get through the night and day!

I think this is easily the most important news item that I've contributed to this site.

I clicked just to say "AOTY" I'm such a sheep.

Bottoms fucking up

Strippers will have something else to dance to I guess.

Oh, how wonderful

nickelback4lyfe

oh goody, the wait since Dark Horse has seemed endless!

sigh

Yikes

BEST ROCK BAND EVER DUE TO AMOUNT OF RECORDS SOLD

I agree with Yuma310.

"Strippers will have something else to dance to I guess."
who wants to watch a stripper to chad kroeger's voice?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE

"Saving Abel, Theory of a Deadman, and Sick Puppies are much worse than Nickelback."
Sick Puppies first album wasn't that bad. throw Hinder in there.

so stoked for this

aoty

Uneven Structure's album release date being announced, or Elitist's new studio update, or Animals As Leaders update. All within this week.

But yeah sure, I'm sure this album will be AOTY.

I suggest we all make a shocked face, then truly not give a fuck by talking about other bands.

Even their album and song titles are painfully generic...

New Radiohead, Opeth AND Nickelback in a single year?

What a glorious time to be alive.

What an obvious album title for these guys.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

when will these guys just stoooooooooooooop

This is going to be a real treat

Architects! But yeah, stoked for a drinking anthem and a ballad.

what the fuck...i thought these guys were from mississippi or some shit. cant wait to hear every single track at some time on the radio though. yay

Chad Kroeger probably smokes his own pubes

YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

"Bottoms Up?"

Can't you just tell this'll be great? -__-

.....
Waiting for the first music video to come out so I can troll youtubers

There's gotta' be somebody for me out there...

PLEASE NO

CAN WAIT

'gold cobra can't even compete'

'Take that back'

i lol'd.

Nickelback?

hahaha at all the comments here

yesssss

no thank you

I had intended to record a joke song in the vein of Anal Cunt entitled "You Listen To Nickelback". Pretty telling, isn't it?

This will be the easiest 5 I'll ever give [2]

123 at Hans' last two posts tbh

I love Anal Cunt!

I actually like Nickelback so I am looking forward to hearing this. The only reason everyone hates them so bad is because they are popular.

lol oh my goodness no.

everyone hates them because they suck

lol the only reason I clicked on this was to see the collective bashing of this ridiculous band... so
stoked for a review of this shitty shit

Oh heck yes. Gonna grab me some brews throw on an affliction T....

Who else is ready to trolololol the music video on YouTube when it comes out? Ahh, listening to Chad Kroeger's effervescent melodies is like sticking a harpoon into my urethra. With lubrication, however.

im so stoked

They'll show the world that we were wrong
And teach us all to sing along.

I'm not finding these guys too bad, just like Coldplay. Guess I'm not elitist enough (yet) to hate on those bands.

saints be praised, he has heard my prayers!

Who are these guys

Stoked.

My country exports more lovely music to the world again! -__-

Who cares? :L

“RT @Shinedown: @Nickelback double attacking the charts....that's where we learned it from. Now send us a song or 6 ;)”

More like this is who they get their bad influence from.

If this is worse than Dark Whore they should retire.

"I'm not finding these guys too bad, just like Coldplay. Guess I'm not elitist enough (yet) to hate on those bands."

putting coldplay in the same sentence as nickelback, gtfo.

This is how you remind me of someday.

This is how you remind me of someday.

huehuehuehue

I wonder which single is the shitty party rock anthem and which one is the shitty rock ballad?

I doubt they'll surpass the masterpiece that is 'Dark horse'.

clearly the top contender for bro rock album of the year

If I could wipe one band from the face of the earth for all eternity,

If this turns out to be the greatest thing ever...

"If this turns out to be the greatest thing ever..."

...Nobody would want to admit they liked it so everyone would pretend it sucked.

But yeah. This will suck.

Aoty (3792)

"...Nobody would want to admit they liked it so everyone would pretend it sucked.

But yeah. This will suck."

so true...

Lol bro rock.