NIN Drummer's Innovation 2009-02-25 by fireaboveicebelow | 30 Comments | http://www.joshfreese.com/
My new record ("Since 1972") and the different packages for sale aren't available until March 24th here at Joshfreese.com but I had a press release go out the other day and there's been a lot of talk on the ol' internet about what I'm doing and "if it's real" or if I'm "joking." It is very much real and I am surely not joking. Buy one and see for yourself....but not until March 24th! For now, I just wanted to at least post the menu and prices up here so that there was a definite spot where people could come check it out for themselves rather than just HEARING about it from someone else. Thanks for stopping by. Sign up to be notified when it comes available in a month. More to follow, Josh
A handful of the 11 items from the price menu:
$15
-CD/DVD Double Disc Set -Digital Download
$250 (limited edition of 25)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -Signed Drum Head and Drumsticks. -Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory (whatever you're into.)
$500 (limited edition of 15)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Signed Cymbal and sticks -Meet Josh in Venice, CA and go floating together in a Sensory deprivation tank (filmed and posted on youtube) -Dinner at Sizzler (get your $8.99 Steak and "all you can eat" Shrimp on)
$2,500 (limited edition of 5)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -Get a private drum lesson with Josh or for all you non-drummers have him give you a back and foot massage (couples welcome) -Pick any 1 member of the Vandals or DEVO (subject to availability) to accompany you and Josh to either the Hollywood Wax Museum or the lunch buffet at the "Spearmint Rhino" -Signed DW snare drum. -Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet (first come, first serve) -Change diapers and make bottles with him for an afternoon (after hitting the strip club)
$20,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -A signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour. -Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube) -Josh gives you a tour of Long Beach. See his first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd St where his buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up tile just weeks before joining "Nirvana." See the old Vandals rehearsal spot, the liquor store he got busted using a Fake I.D. at when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg's high- school. For an extra 50 bucks see where Tom and Adrian from No Doubt live.=2 0For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut. -Spend the night aboard the Queen Mary and take the "Ghosts And Legends" tour. (separate rooms...no spooning.) -Josh writes 2 songs about you and it's made available on iTunes and appears on his next record (you can sing back up on em, clap, play the drums, triangle, whatever....) -Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again...couples welcome and discreet parking available) -Pick any 3 items out of Josh's closet.
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
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holy ****!
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Apparently Josh hopes he will make as much money as TR did with Ghosts & The Slip.
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"Go check out Snoop Dogg's high- school"
you serious?
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i read this yesterday. its fuckin ridiculous. what a money whore. 75,000 dollars to do shrooms with danny carey? who the hell is gonna pay that.
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those are pretty ridiculous and im pretty sure most of it is a joke, but someone will pay for it, probably a raging tool fanboy
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in constant lol towards the middle of the article onwards
this is incredible. I can't wait to see what mad in the head fan of any of these people mention would pony up the money for the $20,000 option.
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that's not even the most expensive one
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put the 75,000 in the article too for the lulz
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Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube)
Oh yeah sure. I pay $20,000 for this.
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if it was a cliff that drops into the water instead of a freeway it would b mine immediately
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This is hysterical. Ridiculous, but hysterical.
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lololololololololololturbulenttimeslolololololololololololol
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this is hilarious.
Josh Freese recorded with the Offspring right?
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and A Perfect Circle
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Wow...Thats one way to beat the 'credit crunch'This Message Edited On 02.25.09
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Two words for Josh Freeze 'session drummer' which means he is a whore for sale lol. He has recorded with Avril Lavigne and Good Charlotte for ****s sake among numerous others. Yes, NiN rules but he is clearly leeching off Reznors artistic presence to make this somewhat viable. Like someone said some fanboy will prolly buy it up, just through the NiN connection.
Most likely a prank, Josh obviously knows and is comfortable in being a sellout hahaha.
This Message Edited On 02.25.09
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I thought this was a joke until I read the website. It's all actually on there.
I'm still not convinced either.
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JOsh Freese is a great drummer, and it would be so much fun to do, too bad there is no way to pay for it. I want him to be my cabana boy. Sucks about the "no spooning" though.
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people care about this guy?
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Takes himself a bit seriously...kind of funny though. Odd that it's allegedly real though? Weird.
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Ah man, this guy's great, and he's worked with everyone.
Have a live DEVO dvd, and he's incredible...
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lol awesome, people would pay for that as well.
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The dude is awesome.
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that's it, i'm charging my friends to hang out with me
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Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory
Change diapers and make bottles with him for an afternoon (after hitting the strip club)
have him give you a back and foot massage
he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
This entire article is fucking win!
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so drumming with NIN's done, now he's on to legal prostitution?
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I would pay for the 20,000.... If it didn't cost so much >.
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fucking brilliant
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stupid idea.
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i believed it until i got to the $2,500 one.
then i was like, "Wait a minute..."
:D
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