HORSE the Band will jump you 2007-10-28 by Thor | 28 Comments | HORSE THE BAND have posted the following update:
“So we’re playing Cleveland the other night and our manager flew in and bought us like $300 of drinks. We finish playing and we’re hammered, we take a cab to the House of Blues and fucking WEEN is playing a sold out show. He makes a few calls and gets us all tickets. So we go in and witness the most horrid sounding shit I have ever seen. Whatever, what happens next is the most awesome.
Baby Horse goes outside to escape WEEN for a while, then when he tries to come back in they had already closed doors for the night. He tries to hop the velvet rope while flashing his HORSE laminate (ahahaha) and security drags him out of the building with cops. I find him outside and he’s laughing in this cop’s face like a real fucking psycho. The cop pulls out his handcuffs so he walks away around the corner.
Later me and Nathan are walking out of the club and this college dude runs up, his face looks like a fucking pomegranate, swollen shut eye, 3 gnarly open wounds, and blood smeared all over, just covered in blood. He’s like ‘Fuck Dude I just got jumped. Some dude jumped me!’ Me and Nathan start laughing at him and telling him he’ll be ok and walk away.
We walk around the corner and Chris (Baby Horse) and Dash are sort of behind this thing looking around. We walk up to them and Dash is like, “Chris just beat the shit out of some guy!” Evidently the dude was being really belligerent and back-handed Chris for no reason, and then started slapping him. After a few more slaps Chris fucking floored the guy with one punch.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a perfect night
Anyway the point of this is
Baby Horse has grown up
He has been in the band for a year
and he beat the shit out of a dude who likes WEEN
so Baby Horse has a new name
and I never want to hear any of you call him Baby Horse again. It is done.
His new name is Christopher Prophet.
You don’t step to the prophet without getting a sermon.”
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What a badass. I wonder what they'd have called him if he beat the shit out of two incoherent drunks.
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pretty funny
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Man, he makes me proud to be an American.
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
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haha
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Zomg
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That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
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Wow.
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Hahahahaha wooowww
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what the hell?
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this just made my day
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wow how idiotic
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Band sucks, but this is pretty fucking cool.
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The most ridiculous thing I've read all day without a doubt. Wow.
A truly American story right there, let me tell you.
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Hahahaha, this Sunday has been awesome....this only makes it better.
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Band sucks, but this is pretty ****ing cool. This + HAHAHAHA
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Hahah, pretty good story. As much as I don't like to bash other bands, Ween does blow so I don't really feel bad for the guy.
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Great story, but Ween still kicks ass.
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Chris just beat the **** out of some guy! Lmao
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ween is fucking brilliant,
"What a badass. I wonder what they'd have called him if he beat the **** out of two incoherent drunks."
word
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haha
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I lol'd
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I'm gonna check out the band just for this hahaha. This is funny
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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Pizza EP, anyone?
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That's pretty gnarly.
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Ahahahahaha I love H the B.
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Pizza EP, anyone?
On the pizza Ep, is the teenage mutant ninja turtles song an actual remake of the theme song?
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