didn't need to know about any of this.

Historically awful band

I love Someday Came Suddenly, but this is one of the worst things I've ever heard. It's Sleep Token level bad.

I think getting into bands like Sky Eats Airplane and HORSE the band made this band less appealing when I was in high school. Time hasn't helped my case lol. No doubt this is shit

These guys were just after my time, I had already found converge lol

I got into Converge right when Axe to Fall dropped. Changed my life

I hated Converge until AWLWLB came out. Then it all changed lol.

The stuff they had been releasing was a shameless carbon copy of Beartooth so their credibly was already gone. This is embarrassing.

You’d think r/metalcore would love this band since they like terrible music.

Quintessential crabcore

my new crunkcore album shits on this

omg it does LULW

Facts are facts ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Guys Advent dropped an EP who cares about this band

"Attack Attack! are Redditors"

Poor bastards

These guys had fans to begin with?

Lotta crabs out there

I love how we can't even make new accounts and there's still people like that with 2 comments

I remember Smokahontas being an amusing song
Albeit
Maybe it was the title that appealed to my barely fleshed out pubescent brain

I remember really enjoying a song from these guys just to realize it was from a Welsh band with the same band name

smokes sleep token. the real kings of pee pee poo poo metal are back

This song and "Chainless" both have very catchy choruses, and while the first third of this song is a little off, it overall works

xD

I return to 'The Wretched' every now and then for a nice catchy pop tune but could never get into anything else. Beartooth was always the better outlet for whatever-the-vocalists-name-is, dude definitely has some pipes

would be good if they named it "i shitpost on r/corejerk"

This is the most spiritually and sonically dogshit song I’ve heard in a long time

what the fuck is going on

fucking horrible, as always from the band that first made me embarrassed about metalcore back in the day

This band has no right to exist anymore.

They aren't talented enough to write joke songs like this.

The only thing that properly communicates my feelings about this is the "What the Cinnamon Toast fuck is this." meme.

Immediate worst song of the year, maybe decade, candidate.

band is at a Dynasty level of bad metalcore

to be fair, this is some great production. Seamless. This is also the crabbiest they've sound since their reunion. But, good god everything else is cringe. If they're doing another full-length i'm still optimistic that it might produce a couple bangers like "Dear Wendy"

oh my…

I remember being made fun of in high school because I didn't know about Iwrestledabearonce and the turtle nipple guys. I guess I wasn't as much of a loser as I thought.

"the turtle nipple guys"

the who now

so is this post ironic crabcore, what are we calling this because I refuse to put them in the same category as converge.

Might have to complain on r/metalcore about this

Okay that has to be the cringiest song title in existence. Surely, right?

I call music like this popcore

poopcore amirite

Agreed. Also I still can't believe someone I went to high school plays in this band now

holy cringe, band is cooked

@IAmScott the band is heavy heavy low low. what a dumb name lol

it sounds like a bad Electric Callboy song

I expected this to be bad and it's somehow much much worse than I thought it'd be. These guys should be embarrassed. And I say this as someone that genuinely likes their first album

who is asking for this

I made it 5 seconds in

There’s a scene of people who will gobble this up lol