Water company goes death metal 2020-05-05 by Fernando Alves | 22 Comments | The canned mountain water company Liquid Death Mountain Water took its negative social media comments and turned them into a death metal album entitled Greatest Hates. The album is available to stream on Spotify and other platforms. Greatest Hates features Gus Rios (Gruesome, ex-Malevolent Creation), James Malone (Arsis), Seth Ringer (Eternal), Torin Ridgeway and was mixed and mastered by Matt LaPlant.
A limited-edition 12-inch vinyl (140 grs) can be pre-ordered here:
http://liquiddeath.com/products/greatesthates
Take a peek at Greatest Hates video preview:
Liquid Death surfaced last year after raising $2.25 million in startup capital.
The water company states:
"Lets be clear. Liquid Death is a completely unnecessary approach to bottled water. In fact, we strive to be unnecessary in everything we do. Because unnecessary things tend to be far more interesting, fun, hilarious, captivating, memorable, exciting, and cult-worthy than "necessary" things.
Unnecessary Things: Smashing a guitar on stage and lighting it on fire | Jumping over 14 Greyhound buses on a vintage motorcycle | Cat videos
Necessary Things: Breathing | Driving the speed limit | Colonoscopies
We started Liquid Death with the totally evil plan to make people laugh and get more of them to drink more water more often.
How? By taking the world’s healthiest beverage and making it just as unnecessarily entertaining as the unhealthy brands across energy drinks, beer, chips, and candy."
Greatest Hates tracklist:
1. Huge Tools (Every Single Person Involved)
2. Reconsider Your Life Choices
3. Fire Your Marketing Guy
4. Dumbest Name Ever for Water
5. Get Slaughtered on Shark Tank
6. This Water Couldn't Be Less Appealing
7. Selling Your Soul Is Deplorable
8. Go Out of Business
9. This Crap Is Pure Evil
10. Bad Marketing
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Tagged: Liquid Death
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When water gets cooler than beer.
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cringe
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lol capitalism
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oh ironic marketing how novel
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This is hilarious
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I expected this to sound like total shit, but it’s actually decent.
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Yeah, super formulaic, but still fun.
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I have some
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silence brand
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silence brand (2)
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i blame the stupid fucking wendys twitter for this dumb ass shit
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BRAND IS SELF-AWARE!! REDDIT MOMENT!
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tbh it's surprisingly good.
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epic
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this is proof capitalism is a meritocracy.
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I'm feeling very thirsty now
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acting like you're too cool for Wendy's twitter is easily worse than whatever this is
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All of the above is bad.
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well that was dumb.
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isn't music a meritocracy
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i bought three cases
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i was talking more about the water company itself moreso than w/e this band is tbf neek
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