nickelback AND vh1? too much m/ to handle

My first news submission to the site since becoming a Contrib. Well-deserved promotion, wouldn't you say?

is this that song they did with santana? im ashamed to say it but that was honestly not a bad song.

Irving: The Sputnik contributor of all things Nickelback

I'm going to tear this album apart in my review.

lmfao this is "If Everyone Cared" 2.0. That is to say, this song sucks tremendously. And I am a quasi Nickelback defender, at least to a point.

THEN WE'D SEE A DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY













WHEN NOBODY DIED

Oh, such deep and meaningful lyrical genius...

[/sarcasm]

And sputnik collectively orgasms.

Sidenote, lol so similar to Architects album name.

yes! can't wait to watch this

lol i just read an article about Lions fans petitioning to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show for the Lions-Packers game on Thanksgiving

Can't wait to totally ignore this in every media form possible.

lol at the youtube commments under this video

'Whether they practice it or not at least they know of the concept of what's wrong with the world, which is more then can be said about many people out there - people who have the resources to change a lot and never do.'

fuck

"lol at the youtube commments under this video"

One of them was so kind as to englighten us to the fact that "Nickelback is the reason that music exists"

...Ya.

"Nickelback is the reason that music exists"

That is kinda true, since we need music to counteract the terrible audio-dump that is Nickelback

^ oh god. @that dude

I've never hated Nickelback.

They are just painfully PAINFULLY boring.

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not

just what I needed!

well, that was bad

I wonder if Nickelback knows that Nickelback sucks

Heyyeyeyeyyeee

And not a single fuck was given that day...

"I'm going to tear this album apart in my review."

I can't wait. I will pos it nine times.

question of the day: nickelback or brokencyde? if you had to choose.

Winter is coming

lol i just read an article about Lions fans petitioning to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show for the Lions-
Packers game on Thanksgiving

Where do I go to have myself and my family and all my friends sign this precious petition?


Hey new users: "and not a single fuck was given that day" isn't funny. Sorry.

Hey new users: "and not a single fuck was given that day" isn't funny. Sorry.

Every fucking article has that stupid meme

It's like one of those moral slideshows they play before a high school pep-rally where your painfully staring at the wall as the fat lesbian assistant secretary goes over school safety precautions, while your sitting next to some retards who plan on going to the JV-soccer game to hit on trailer trash sophomores, meanwhile your questioning why the fuck your still at school in the first place and didn't take the bus home, even if it's a 25 minute ride and you have to sit next to some slobbering grease ball who won't shut up about last nights Family Guy re-run and how his kill streak got fucked over on Halo Reach after he spilled his warm can of Monster on his Android slipcover, so he can't call his toothless girlfriend to watch season 3 of Robot Chicken.

awesome thread.

http://www.avclub.com/annarbor/articles/detroiters-start-petition-to-stop-nickelback-from,64524/

don't mind me, just here for the hate.

Why cant one of them develop an addiction to go on hiatus for awhile

My day just got worse.

Does anybody else agree with me when I say that this song sounds awfully similar to Uriah Heep's Lady In Black.

Nickelback are known to rip off bands before.

This is so generic and pretty bad, but I wouldn't call it terrible.

btw I knew this was an Irving news article

Love this band.

MisterTornado, you just described my hometown in explicit detail.

I'm so thankful to came across this, my life has been transformed by such wonderful, meaningful music.

These guys need to be pushed down a very, very long flight of stairs.

Wow, a message of world peace, very original and inspiring.
I wanna cry :'(

Irving: The Sputnik contributor of all things Nickelback

*shrugs* Hey, someone's gotta do it...

Where do you even hear about this stuff?

@ dimsim: I subscribe to the band's official website. I don't think anyone else on here does...which is basically why it's just me doing all the Nickelbacking.

Tbh though I'm really just posting these news items for the lulz. I guess you could call it my way of trolling the Sput ;)

Can't say this will impress too many people. Hey Irv's!

"question of the day: nickelback or brokencyde? if you had to choose."

A: Gun

question of the day: nickelback or brokencyde? if you had to choose

^ Nickelback sucks but come on now.

Nickelback is terrible but brokencyde makes me wanna rip off my ears

Nickelback ain't nearly as bad as Brokencyde... sorry.

"Sorry, we're unable to offer this video to users in your region."
That's a sign that this song is really terrible.

"HAND IN HAND FOREVER!!, THAT'S WHEN WE ALL WIN!!"

It would be so great if Chad Krueger developed an addiction to cyanide.

^ I like how you list "pussy" right up there with "art".

Hopefully we get to see them play this at the Detroit Halftime show lololol

u say Justin Bieber,I say Nickelback u say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin u say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence u say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot u say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace u say Emenem,I say Linkin Park u say Jonas Brother,Isay Green Day u say Flowers,I say Drowning Pool 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DIE !!!

faith in humanity...failing...

oh what in the actual fuck.


I see those comments all the time but I am still astounded by them.

lol even the ones that have good music like srv, dire straits, and black sabbath are fucking stupid.

the whole idea is stupid