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By Nocte
Monday April 15, 2024
Here’s a list of notable new releases set to premiere on April 19th, 2024. Inevitably, there will be other new releases in the comments. Bless. Genres/labels are best guesses based on cursory Googling and should not be taken seriously. Please feel free to request reviews for any of the following albums from staff and/or contributors.
– List of Releases: April 19th, 2024 –
A Certain Ratio – It All Comes Down to This
Genre: Funk Rock / Dance-Punk
Label: Mute
Anne Wilson – REBEL
Genre: Country Pop / Contemporary Country
Label: Sparrow
BIG|BRAVE – A Chaos of Flowers
Genre: Drone Metal / Doomgaze
Label: Thrill Jockey
Blaze of Perdition – Upharsin
Genre: Black Metal
Label: Metal Blade
Bongripper – Empty
Genre: Doom Metal / Sludge Metal
Label: Burning World
Brian Eno – Eno (Film Soundtrack)
Genre: Ambient Pop / Neo-Psychedelica
Label: Universal
Cadence Weapon – Rollercoaster
Genre: Experimental Hip-Hop / Future Garage
Label: MNRK
claire rousay – sentiment
Genre: Slowcore / Ambient Pop
Label: Thrill Jockey
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By Nocte
Monday January 29, 2024
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of new releases for the week of February 2nd, 2024. What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? Genres/labels are best guesses based on cursory Googling and should not be taken seriously. Don’t drive angry. Please feel free to request reviews for any of the following albums from staff and/or contributors. Or don’t, whatever. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it’s always February 2nd, and there’s nothing I can do about it.
– List of Releases: February 2nd, 2024 –
Birds in Row & Coilguns – You and I in the Gap (EP)
Genre: Post-Hardcore / Noise Rock
Label: Hummus
Brittany Howard – What Now
Genre: Psychedelic Soul
Label: Island Records
Cyberaktif – eNdgame
Genre: Electro-Industrial
Label: Artoffact
Eliminate – Get Off the Internet
Genre: Dubstep / Hybrid Trap
Label: Create Music Group
Enterprise Earth – Death: An Anthology
Genre: Deathcore
Label: MNRK
Giant Rooks – How Have You Been?
Genre: Indie Rock
Label: Irrsinn
J Mascis – What Do We Do Now
Genre: Jangle Pop / Folk Rock
Label: Sub Pop
Kirin J Callinan –…
By Nocte
Sunday May 28, 2023
Welcome back to Sputnikmusic’s maybe possibly most helpful segment where we discuss the ins and outs of reviewing music and all its glory! Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
First off. How did you get in here? What are you? This place doesn’t seem to have doors.
I’m just a mysterious lad with a Trailer Park Boys-derived moniker whose late-blooming interest in music quickly turned to obsession, which led me inevitably down into the dingy corridors of Sputnik. I don’t remember the first thing I read on Sput, but it was probably some review for Bob Dylan or Led Zeppelin or Tom Petty or the like. Now, some twelve years or so later, here I am. For the vast majority of my tenure on Sput, I never had any thought of being a contrib, let alone staff, but the ways of life are mysterious, I guess.
Milo would like to know who your musician union representative is. I would like to know why.
I’m gonna go with Mark Knopfler, probably my favorite guitarist, and I think his “chill but emotional” style of playing resonates with how I try to review: laid-back but letting…
By Nocte
Tuesday May 23, 2023
So it’s been *checks notes* a hot minute since we’ve done this but in case it’s your first day here or the first sober moment since those mushrooms turned on you this is where we vaguely cover “how to review an album”. That is to say in this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
I’m Kompy I got here cuz I got locked out of my Webkinz account and figured this was the next best thing.
But you are the show-poni of the hour. The creme della creme. How has your reviewing got you to this perceivable reception point? What makes Kompys so chompy?
Weed brownies and poor sleep health
Weed, brownies or weed brownies? Remind me to compare recipe cards later.
Ooh, got anything with walnuts?
A couple of salads, nothing of note. Maybe some caramalised beetroot?
You always know how to make a mouth water, chef!
And how does that cream turn to butter? Hard work? Dedication?…
By Nocte
Sunday May 14, 2023
So it’s been *checks notes* a hot minute since we’ve done this but in case it’s your first day here or the first sober moment since those mushrooms turned on you this is where we vaguely cover “how to review an album”. That is to say in this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place.
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
Hey, I’m Alex, AKA robertsona, and I’ve been using Sputnikmusic for about 14 years, with about a decade under my belt as Staff. I think I found Sputnikmusic in trying to supplement Pitchfork with other sources of music news and reviews, and evidently the idea of writing my own reviews and putting them out there for consumption was appealing: from May 2009, when I was 13 years old, to August 2013, when I turned 18, I wrote well over 100 reviews for the site. I currently live with fellow Sputnikmusic user ArsMoriendi in Manhattan, and I teach high school English around New York City.
Wait. You’re not Robert? I feel betrayed right now!
To integrate…
By Nocte
Thursday May 4, 2023
You guys probably get the gist of this by now, right? But just in case you haven’t or you’re new or GetLow this is where we vaguely cover “how to review an album”. That is to say in this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
I want to chat with the guy who inspired a nutritious breakfast drink (we will take sponsorship if you’re out there Nestle). No? Rude. Anyways… Mr. M. Ruggles. The one and only ladies, man, ladies-man, jellybeans, lo-fi aficionados…
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
Some bloke shook me awake and said, “This is the last stop.” I wasn’t entirely sure where I was, but once I alighted the bus, I grabbed the nearest man with lapels by his lapels and started screaming about how blackgaze was coming along just fine until Numenorean showed up, and then I thought I was being restrained but everybody was cheering, and they crowd surfed me to wherever this is.
Here’s another version of the truth. Picture a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed lad from a quaint wee…
By Nocte
Saturday April 29, 2023
Hopefully by now you’ve figured out what’s going on here. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, close that incognito tab and let’s deep dive into “how to write a review.” More seriously though, I was out hiking the other day and we found a guy stuck down a well. No, not the Batman kid. His name is Johnny and he sweeps legs. We told him we’d help get him out or toss down a roast chicken (just one of these, not both) if he answered a couple silly questions first.
First off. Who are you and how did you get here? If this does not conform; what are you?
I am a tall body in the back of a black van and I am asking many questions with my hands right now.
Is there anyone on this site you share high percentage tastes with? Well, enough to have a signature handshake with?
Are you trying to infiltrate my harem?
Ah, no. Call it a professional curiosity.
Well then, this being a bona fide *music site*, there are loads of people I have enough overlap…
By Nocte
Tuesday April 25, 2023
Good morning and thank you for um…setting aside your schedule of busy Sputnikmusic debauchery and endless page refreshes to get to the nitty gritty of “how to review music”, hacks, roms and workarounds. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting um… words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
We hopped on a ship (it might be called Spunik #1) to visit a kid from Mars, the one and only Zapruder defender Mitch Worden. Let’s ambush him with the questions we maybe need some answers to.
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
landscape on planet Mars, scenic desert scene on the red planet
I ask myself this question staring into the mirror every morning. Still don’t have an answer. Send help.
OK anyways, hello! I am MarsKid, otherwise known as Mitch or the single remaining Persefone fan on this godforsaken corner of the web. I write a lot, much of it pertaining to metal of varying degrees of quality, and I am a proud member of Sputnik’s core-fam.
How many reviews do you have on this site? No, disregard that. How…
By Nocte
Thursday April 20, 2023
Here’s a list of major new releases for the week of April 21st, 2023. Please feel free to request reviews for any of the following albums from staff and/or contributors.
– List of Releases: April 21st, 2023 –
Alfa Mist: Variables
Genre: Jazz / Hip-Hop
Label: Anti-
As Everything Unfolds: Ultraviolet
Genre: Alt Metal / Post Hardcore
Label: Long Branch Records
Astral Sleep: We Are Already Living in the End of Times
Genre: Doom / Death / Psychedelic
Label: Saarni Records
Atavistia: Cosmic Warfare
Genre: Melodic Death Metal
Label: Blood Blast Distro
Bella White: Among Other Things
Genre: Bluegrass / Country
Label: Rounder
Bell Witch: Future Shadow Part 1
Genre: Funeral Doom / Death
Label: Profound Lore Records
Blood Star: First Sighting
Genre: Heavy Metal
Label: Shadow Kingdom Records
Brand of Sacrifice: Between Death and Dreams
Genre: Deathcore / Metalcore
Label: Unique Leader Records
Dawn of Ouroboros: Velvet Incandescence
Genre: Black Metal / Post Metal /Progressive
Label: Prosthetic Records
Decipher: Arcane Paths to Resurrection
Genre: Blackened Death Metal
Label: Transcending Obscurity
The Eating Cave: The Miscalculation
Genre: Melodic Death Metal / Deathcore
Label: Independent Release
Enter Shikari: A Kiss
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By Nocte
Tuesday April 18, 2023
Oh. Hi, and welcome back to yet another installment of “Staffers’ gone Wild!” or um…vague instructions on how to review music. In setting aside your schedule of busy Sputnikmusic comment posting and left click debauchery to get to the nitty gritty of “how to review music”, hacks, roms and workarounds we hope you still enjoy this little left-hand turn from visiting Tool threads. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
I’ll do away with the small talk (or will I?) but you guys all know the power puff diddle of Sputnikmusic. The site’s Mr. Nice Guy. The El Primo himself, pimp-daddy Dewinged!
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
That depends. In this version of the multiverse I’m the worldwide famous reviewer Dewingus Magnificus, well known for writing embarrassing 5/5 reviews for several hair metal albums, but what really brought me here was the scent of blood in the air. Also Mongi’s review of Cult of Luna & Julie Christmas’ “Mariner”.
Are you really a pimp?
I’ll admit I’ve pimped a couple of dwarves in the past…
By Nocte
Tuesday April 11, 2023
Good morning and thank you for um…setting aside your schedule of busy Sputnikmusic comment posting (we all know you’re just wasting time on your loo break) and left click debauchery to get to the nitty gritty of “how to review music”, hacks, roms and workarounds. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? In short, thank you for coming to the right place!
Today (or sometime this week more likely) Ben stumbled into the wrong room. The door locked behind him (oh no!) and now he’s stuck to a chair until a rescuer appears at an undisclosed time. You guys can tell creative writing isn’t a strength of mine right? Um…
First off. Who are you and how did you get here? Are you asleep?
Zzz.
In your own words, how does one review a piece of music?
Tl;dr: No idea lol.
Engaging brain … erm … ig there are two uncircumventable goals: (a) engage reader and (b) express self.
Importantly, (a) > (b): the audience must, necessarily, come first. Everything else is secondary. If, as a result of your words, you have convinced someone to listen to…
By Nocte
Tuesday April 4, 2023
You’re here! No, I mean you actually came. Someone please lock the door so you guys can’t get out. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness, searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
Welcome to Part. 2 of an undisclosed number of mini interviews in this segment.
Today (or sometime this week more likely) we have Tyler White a.k.a. Tyman128. I lack basic witty comments here and enough back-story to dangle lazy liners and joyful familiarity. I shall fix that this year – consider that a late New Year’s resolution.
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
Yo, what’s up! I am Tyler, better known on this God forsaken website as tyman420 (I don’t know, some people sorta started adding that to my name and I have zero clue why). I showed up – lemme check, hold up – well… my join date now says January 1970, but I’m pretty sure it was early March 2018 and my first review was June 2018. I still don’t fully know why I even joined this site, pretty sure I just found a random review…
By Nocte
Thursday March 30, 2023
Is it evening yet? Or is the morning? Um…setting aside your schedule of busy Sputnikmusic comment posting and left click debauchery to get to the nitty gritty of “how to review music”, hacks, roms and workarounds. In this segment we’ll be cross checking different staffers’ approaches to putting words together. Maybe you’re a budding reviewer, on the cusp of greatness (how ’bout that?), searching for that piece of the puzzle lost on the floor or maybe your mum just logged you on to the household’s singular trusty laptop and you don’t know what to do with your fifteen-minute screen allowance before the older sibling demands the computer for…research? Either way, you’ve come to the right place!
Welcome to Part. 1! Today (or sometime this week more likely) we have…Jesper!!
First off. Who are you and how did you get here?
Hi! I’m Jesper and I probably got here in like 2015 while trying to find a review for Knuckle Puck or Brand New or something. Pop punk being part of your origin story is rarely a good sign.
How many reviews do you have on this site? No, disregard that. How many reviews are you truly proud of? Now you can circle back. How many reviews do you have?
Eh, out of my 155 reviews I might be truly proud of a few of them. I honestly don’t know because I never/rarely reread my own reviews after they’re up (mostly because I’ll have proofread them like 24 times…
By Nocte
Wednesday March 15, 2023
Here’s a list of notable new releases for the week of March 17th, 2023. Please feel free to request reviews for any of the following albums from staff and/or contributors.
– List of Releases: March 17, 2023 –
100 gecs – 10,000 gecs
Genre: Hyperpop
Labels: Dogshow, Atlantic, Warner
All Time Low – Tell Me I’m Alive
Genre: Pop-Punk
Label: Fueled By Ramen
Black Honey – A Fistful of Peaches
Genre: Indie Rock
Label: Foxfive
Blank Gloss – Cornered
Genre: Ambient
Label: Kompakt
Chelsea Grin – Suffer in Heaven
Genre: Deathcore
Label: ONErpm
Contrarian – Sage of Shekhinah
Genre: Technical Death Metal
Label: Willowtip
Daddy Long Legs – Street Sermons
Genre: Punk Blues
Label: Yep Roc
Death and Vanilla – Flicker
Genre: Dream Pop
Label: Fire
deathcrash – Less
Genre: Slowcore
Label: Untitled
Downfall of Gaia – Silhouettes of Disgust
Genres: Atmospheric Black Metal / Sludge Metal
Label: Metal Blade
Elysion – Bring Out Your Dead
Genre: Gothic Metal
Label: Napalm Records
Emiliana Torrini & The Colorist Orchestra – Racing the Storm
Genres: Dream Pop / Downtempo
By Nocte
Thursday January 26, 2023
Here’s a list of major new releases for the week of January 27, 2023. Please feel free to request reviews for any of the following albums from staff and/or contributors.
– List of Releases: January 27, 2023 –
… And Oceans: As in Gardens, So In Tombs
Genre: Black Metal
Label: Season of Mist
The Arcs: Electrophonic Chronic
Genre: Indie Rock / Psychedelic
Label: Easy Eye Sound
Ashen Horde: Antimony
Genre: Progressive Black/Death Metal
Label: Transcending Obscurity
Ava Max: Diamonds & Dancefloors
Genre: Electro Pop
Label: Atlantic
Bizarrekult: Den Tapte Krigen
Genre: Post Black Metal
Label: Season of Mist
Complete Mountain Almanac: Complete Mountain Almanac
Genre: Folk / Indie Rock
Label: Bella Union
Elle King: Come Get Your Wife
Genre: Country / Pop
Label: RCA
Emarosa: Sting
Genre: Indie Pop / Electronic
Label: Out of Line
Fucked Up: One Day
Genre: Alternative / Folk
Label: Merge Records
Hammock: Love in the Void
Genre: Ambient / Post Rock
Label: Hammock Music
Kimbra: A Reckoning
Genre: Indie Pop / Soul
Label: Kimbra
King Tuff: Smalltown Stardust
Genre: Jam Rock / Psychedelic
Label: Sub Pop
Liv Sin: Kali Yuga
Genre:
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