Why would we want to ask the guys who made Inhuman Rampage about music?

do you guys do everything as fast as you shred?

How come you have amazing talent to play guitar, but none to songwrite?

How come Herman Li is asian?

How come Inhuman Rampage sounds like a 62 minute song?This Message Edited On 06.10.08

Are you guys aware that "fire" and "flames" are indeed the same thing?

through the water and the waves

lol Insect, I sent your question.

will herman li really ever shit down anyone's neck?

how much cheese do you eat a day?

do you ever think you could have played a song slower?

do you ever think you could have played a song even FASTER?

btw fire and flames are NOT the same.

Well, flames generally are a side effect of fire so it does sound stupid to title a song "Through the Fire and Flames." But they're stupid people so it fits.

Pebster, I'm going to send that question in, haha.

ofcourse its stupid, especially that probably have never given the title any second thougths

hmm. i should ask, do you ever rethink what you do?

They did this last year, I got my question up for Mike Portnoy when he did it.

'How come ZP's hair is longer than the Dave the drummer???'

hahaThis Message Edited On 06.11.08

How much did you pay for In Rainbows?

do you play dungeons and dragons?

Haha good one AtavanHalen.

Why do you guys suck live?

Could you guys add a funeral doom song on your next album?

did you guys ever think about doing a musical break and little vocal solo to introduce a chorus?

Why do you feel its important to be the cheesiest band hiding behind guitar solos?

@Eakflanderyof

lol, DO IT! It would be interesting what they would say, their brains might explode. Songwriteing? Whats that?

"Could you guys add a funeral doom song on your next album?"

Lol, that would be entertaining to see, they might have to drug up their guitar players before playing it though.

"Real guitar is for old people".
Discuss.

I agree
Balloon guitars are the future!This Message Edited On 06.10.08

Nonsense Pebster; do what they did in Metalocalypse; tie cinder blocks to their fingers.

"Did you ask a child to name your new album?"

Why can't you do anything right other than solos?

Why is your new album name so retarded?

Why do you need to be the cheesiest band ever?

Who gave you guys the idea it's okay to be as dumb as hell as long as you have a member that can solo?This Message Edited On 06.10.08

Answer to #4:
M. Shadows.

Do you guys take yourselves seriously??



Because nobody else does.

Why does it burn when I pee?

That was an Eliminatoresqe comment, but It made me lol.

Why is your music so cheesy and lame?This Message Edited On 06.10.08

Why do you hate music?

"Why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"If you knew you made babies cry, would you stop making music? You would? Promise?"

Can Jesus make a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Can Herman Li give a woman an orgasm with his fingers as fast as he can play an arpeggio with his fingers?

^^^ Way to make me burst out laughing at work.

Oh, I get, Dragonforce. It's like you listened to Sigur Ros and decided that they were so awesome that you tried to be the complete opposite of them in every way, right?

"Hey, SHOOTME, sounds like you really love Dragonforce, huh?", he said, in a voice dripping with irony.

So, who's gonna spam them w/ tub girl and/or meatspinThis Message Edited On 06.10.08

I'll probably spam them with requests to run me through Shadowfang Keep or something...

how can i be just like you?

Will you guys practice your songs before trying to play them live this time?

Do you think you will go emo? Cause that's an easy way to make some money.

what's better: having a wank with or without playing the guitar at the same time?

What's all the commotion?

Could you fit an album on the head of a pin?

How come sometimes you overcompensate only to under-compensate minutes later?

Would you like to come over and play Zelda? ...Zork?

Which power metal band would you most like to punch in the pants?

Here's a question I'm seriously contemplating sending:

How many would-be comedians are sending you unfunny spam questions?


It was funny the first time guys, but Jesus Christ. The fact that this is getting more attention than when someone important and influential dies makes me want to start drinking.This Message Edited On 06.11.08

Why are you like the greatest metal band ever? And how do you persevere through all the unintelligent babbling that takes place on internet forums? I feel that The never ending supply of shit talking and the denouncing of your credibility will in turn make the new Dragonforce the metal album of the past 3 decades, even surpassing the might of Metallica and Death. Don't listen to these guys, they're probaly all fat and sitting in their underwear while playing World Of Warcraft. but i'm on your side, Dragonforce. Fuck those *****.This Message Edited On 06.11.08

@Steerspike...

haha, dude I'm with you, Dragonforce kick ass, but with great Power comes great hilarity. I mean, they can have their cake, but people are going to chuckle while they eat it - I mean, c'mon... it's Dragonforce, and this is the internet, c'mon man, loosen up with us.

"Is your new album going to be NUTTY?"

Does Herman Li drive the tour bus? If so, how many people has he killed in traffic related accidents?

i agree with Iluvator, it made me lol.

Have you ever considered covering Sigur Ros?

Dear DragonFarce,

Why do all your songs sound the same? And why is your so-called 'guitar riffs' actually keyboard riffs? And why can't your lead singer sing live at all? And why do you blow your hair back on music videos during solos?

So many questions, so little time.

If Dragonforce shreds in the woods, and no one is around to hear, do they still suck?

lol hopefully he stays around^

lol the shadowfang keep comment was so lol

haha, dude I'm with you, Dragonforce kick ***, but with great Power comes great hilarity. I mean, they can have their cake, but people are going to chuckle while they eat it - I mean, c'mon... it's Dragonforce, and this is the internet, c'mon man, loosen up with us.

If Dragonforce shreds in the woods, and no one is around to hear, do they still suck?

which do u prefer: pancakes, waffles, or french toast?

Anybody else excited about Dragonforce's new album coming out August 23?

Me neither.