Two-Headed Callous Daoboys LP

2025-02-12 by gregorgojira | 44 Comments
One of the most wild and violent acts in metalcore, The Callous Daoboys have released a double single, "Two-Headed Trout" and "The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog", off their upcoming LP "I Don't Want to See You in Heaven". The album is set to release on May 16th and will release through MNRK Heavy. Music videos, tracklist and tour dates can be found below.



I Don't Want to See You in Heaven tracklist:
1. I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams
2. Schizophrenia Legacy
3. Full Moon Guidance
4. Two-Headed Trout
5. Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. Adam Easterling from Orthodox)
6. Lemon
7. Body Horror for Birds (feat. 1ST VOWS)
8. The Demon of Unreality Limping Like a Dog
9. Idiot Temptation Force
10. Douchebag Safari
11. Distracted by the Mona Lisa
12. II. Opt Out
13. III. Country Song In Reverse (feat. low before the breeze)

EU, UK and NA tour dates:
February 28 - Manchester, UK @ O2 Ritz *
March 1- London, UK @ O2 Forum Kentish Town *
March 4 - Brussels, Belgium @ AB Box *
March 5 - Paris, France @ Trabendo *
March 6 - Amsterdam, Netherlands @ Melkweg *
March 7 - Weisbaden, Germany @ Schlachhof *
March 8 - Munich, Germany @ Backstage Werk *
March 10 - Vienna, Austria @ Arena Wien *
March 11 - Nuremberg, Germany @ Löwensaal *
March 13 - Berlin, Germany @ Huxley's *
March 14 - Hamburg, Germany @ Grosse Freiheit *
March 15 - Cologne, Germany @ Palladium *
March 20—Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Theater %
March 21—Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Theater %
March 22—Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater %
March 23—Minneapolis, MN @ The Fillmore %
March 25—Denver, CO @ The Fillmore %
March 26—Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot %
March 28—Seattle, WA @ The Showbox %
March 29—Portland, OR @ Roseland %
March 31—Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Palladium %
April 1—San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield %
April 2—San Diego, CA @ Soma %
April 5—San Antonio, TX @ Wises Event Center %
April 6—Houston, TX @ House of Blues %
April 7—Dallas, TX @ House of Blues %
April 8—Phoenix, AZ @ The Van Buren %
April 9—St. Louis, MO @ L’ageant %
April 11—Nashville, TN @ Marathon Music Works %
April 12—Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade %
April 13—Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore %
April 15—St. Pete, FL @ Jannus Landing %
April 16—Charleston, SC @ Charleston Music Hall %
April 17—Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz %
April 18—Richmond, VA @ The National %
April 20—Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore %
April 21—New York, NY @ Webster Hall %
April 22—Worcester, MA @ Palladium %
April 24—Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall %
April 25—Pittsburgh, PA @ Roxian Theater %
April 26—Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue %

* = w/Silverstein and Thursday
% = w/Chiodos, Hawthrone Heights, Emmure

Tagged: The Callous Daoboys

Comments:Add a Comment 
JoyfulPlatypus
February 12th 2025
896 Comments


my body is ready

onionbubs
February 12th 2025
23181 Comments


the bills this band hops on are just designed to piss their fanbase off man lmao

i am gonna be honest though i made that statement as somebody who likes almost every band they are touring with more than i like this band oops

4N4LB34D5
February 12th 2025
451 Comments


you're telling me i have to sit through chiodos, hawthorne heights, AND fucking EMMURE to see these guys play!?!?! christ almighty

Scoot
February 12th 2025
23069 Comments


that's like getting a blowjob after having your dick stomped on, bit, and set on fire

jrlikestodance
February 12th 2025
3882 Comments


Cursed tour package

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
February 12th 2025
10652 Comments


gah I wanna see them live but don’t want to have to see Silverstein live as well

Devastator
February 12th 2025
4476 Comments


Two Headed Trout and The Demon of Unreality both sound like bosses you would fight in a From Software game.

Pajolero
February 12th 2025
1479 Comments


I can't get over the fact that Thursday are a supporting band for fucking Silverstein

GreyShadow
February 12th 2025
7463 Comments


i didn't know this site had a problem with Silverstein??

Cormano
February 12th 2025
4311 Comments


saw thursday and silverstein last week and both bands were amazing some of you need to chill

ThyCrossAwaits
February 13th 2025
4177 Comments


Silverstein are surprisingly fantastic live, I almost got trampled in that pit and I'm not even making a joke. I'm genuinely disappointed the Mpls date is stuck with Hawthorne Heights and fucking Emmure. Chiodos is........ok.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
February 13th 2025
11133 Comments


God bless dog bark noises in my metalcore @9:59

onionbubs
February 13th 2025
23181 Comments


i know youre not supposed to admit this if youre a self respecting core and or music fan in general but chiodos slaps ass

that said chiodos in 2025 is not chiodos lmao. literally the same members as drugs

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
February 13th 2025
63466 Comments


bespoke lineup for europe, absolute dogwater for the US

as it should well be

LightAndGlass
February 13th 2025
1448 Comments


Given the Daoboys will be opening, you can always just leave after they finish.

Ectier
February 13th 2025
3690 Comments


Finallt some good fucking core

vult
February 13th 2025
3061 Comments


silverstein slander is crazy

though the daoboys def don't fit with like, any band on those bills

vult
February 13th 2025
3061 Comments


also i love the band but carson's gf aka the violinist adds literally nothing to the band tbh

Feather
February 13th 2025
10895 Comments


"I'm genuinely disappointed the Mpls date is stuck with Hawthorne Heights and fucking Emmure. Chiodos is........ok."

I know @onions already mentioned this, but the only Chiodos member touring is Craig Owens and he has been heavily utilizing a backing track. I am a big fan of Chiodos and have zero interest in seeing this.

onionbubs
February 13th 2025
23181 Comments


oh yeah that too he is just lipsyncing to the studio audio (of his worst recorded vocal performance no less). dude is even "recording a new chiodos album" too and i can bet none of the other original guys are gonna be a part of that. absolute clown show lmao

gregorgojira
February 13th 2025
71 Comments


new chiodos lineup has nic from frail body so it's good.

BallsToTheWall
February 13th 2025
52369 Comments


Best thing since Milk Lizard.

botb
February 13th 2025
18970 Comments


“One of the most wild and violent acts in metalcore”



Hmmmmm

disciple31
February 13th 2025
52 Comments


songs are good!

WalrusTusk
February 13th 2025
1905 Comments


Man, any time a metalcore band releases a song with singing people are like "it's 'Milk Lizard' lol". Y'all need to actually go listen to "Milk Lizard" again.

Gyromania
February 13th 2025
37826 Comments


That was pretty garbage. Could the cleans be more generic?

BallsToTheWall
February 13th 2025
52369 Comments


Music video wise genius.

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
February 13th 2025
4727 Comments


"also i love the band but carson's gf aka the violinist adds literally nothing to the band tbh" she was used a lot more on everything pre-CT... she was a prominent feature on the first two EPs

izlez
February 13th 2025
131 Comments


It is kind of funny focusing on her in the Demon of Unreality video doing almost nothing. Think I hear much more violin in Trout. There is also to highlight some examples...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKBE8_Q1RUY


vult
February 13th 2025
3061 Comments


her contributions on CT feel so buried in the mix its so hard to pick her out, especially when they do so much guitar distortion

Ectier
February 13th 2025
3690 Comments


Yeah people really need to stop using Milk Lizard as a yard stick

Wildcardbitchesss
February 13th 2025
15712 Comments


Yeah I’ll wait for the fall headlining tour thanks, not paying a ridiculous price just to see these guys play for 20 minutes and be surrounded by the mouth breathers that like emmure

izlez
February 13th 2025
131 Comments


Oof. Have you never heard Contrail Crucifix, Wildcard?

Wildcardbitchesss
February 14th 2025
15712 Comments


Yep, I dug Die On Mars, even got to see them after that dropped in a tiny record store, but I don’t remember a whole lot of it these days.

Wildcardbitchesss
February 14th 2025
15712 Comments


I wanna say they closed with it the last time I saw them

izlez
February 14th 2025
131 Comments


Just referencing the fact that they say they’ll never headline a show you go to, so you might have to suck it up and see them with fucking hawthorn heights

Purpl3Spartan
February 14th 2025
9318 Comments


Im mixed on this

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
February 14th 2025
99594 Comments


Can't wait for this friggin album.

Wildcardbitchesss
February 14th 2025
15712 Comments


Oh I’ve seen them headline before. Opened with Star Baby and it was bonkers from the fuckin jump. They put on a great show.

Purpl3Spartan
February 14th 2025
9318 Comments


The people at my greyhaven callous daoboys show were so unhinged in that small venue lmao

izlez
February 14th 2025
131 Comments


Inching closer and closer to thinking Two-Headed Trout is the best song they've ever put out

JoyfulPlatypus
February 14th 2025
896 Comments


Man, the video was cool but it was pretty funny seeing Amber just hop around doing nothing for like 90% of the second track lmao

Feather
February 16th 2025
10895 Comments


Was really hoping for a cover of two headed boy

chedspiffman
February 19th 2025
15 Comments


I want my Callous Daoboys.

But you can't have a "double-single". It's just a double. We need more doubles.



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