Wanted: New Staff/Contributors

2009-03-28 by Jom | 95 Comments
Hello, everybody.

To get geared up for the impending spring/summer release calendar, we will be adding more staff and contributor writing positions here at the site. I will be the first to tell you that my personal contributions have not been up to snuff in terms of an expected staff writer output, and while this looks like an excuse, I stay busy with behind-the-scenes stuff here along with my moderating duties, and my reviewing style is very holistic and time-consuming because I'm an idiot who can't listen to an album once and churn out a review... I need to listen to it tens/tons of times and then begin writing from there. It's a horrible way to write, but it's what works for me.

And as some of you may have noticed, some staffers have retired (noted by their Emeritus status) and some have seemingly fallen off the face of the Earth.

To be fair to the site's growth and to you as active participants on the site, we have talked as a collaborative unit and wanted to open up some more positions for people wanting a challenge and a chance to be a part of the site's professional core.

Do you feel that you are qualified? If so, please read on for our informal two-part application, which should look strangely familiar:


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=572689

Please apply in the linked thread.

To log-in to the forums, simply use your username and password (they are the same for both the reviews site and forums).

If you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail either Dave or myself at jom.sputnikmusic at gmail.com (replace "jom" with "dave" to talk to Dave).

Thanks for your attention!

Tagged: Sputnikmusic

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Kiran
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
6134 Comments


I don't review enough to realistically apply for contributor

Bsmith7
March 29th 2009
252 Comments


I now know what an Emeritus is.

YouAreMySilence
March 29th 2009
3726 Comments


Pick me! Wait, I don't acually do well anything... damnit...

PuddleSwimmer
March 29th 2009
1457 Comments


I'm too lazy to even find out how to get a custom avatar

ninjuice
March 29th 2009
6760 Comments


I guess I should apply since I won't be as busy with school this term. Of course I'll probably be gone all summer....

Thor
March 29th 2009
10385 Comments


who wants to take my place!

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Captain North
March 29th 2009
6793 Comments


I could have sworn last time this cropped up I told myself I'd start actually churning out some reviews. I appear to have not done so.

lexicons
March 29th 2009
144 Comments


Alligator for staff. lolestation will follow

kygermo
March 29th 2009
1007 Comments


I'm your man. Totally.

Asiatic667
March 29th 2009
4651 Comments


I'll contribute. With my butt

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


I'd like to be a contributor/staff at somepoint, but given I've only written 4 reviews (2 in the works), I wouldn't really say I qualify.

upagainstthewall
March 29th 2009
839 Comments


neither i.

xNintendoCorex
March 29th 2009
1269 Comments


me too,


DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


There's always next year I guess.....

tombits
March 29th 2009
3583 Comments


I'll contribute. With my butt

Isn't that what all contributors do? jklol

Douchebag
March 29th 2009
3626 Comments


"I'd like to be a contributor/staff at somepoint, but given I've only written 4 reviews (2 in the works), I wouldn't really say I qualify."

same here.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
22503 Comments


Oy, I'd just like to make it official that my butt does NOT in any way contribute to Sputnikmusic.com.

xNintendoCorex
March 29th 2009
1269 Comments


they should have a 'lazy contributors' section.
we'd all fit in swell.

Zippermouth2
March 29th 2009
33 Comments


Might be fun.

Fugue
March 29th 2009
7371 Comments


If I up my output somewhat I might be able to get a contributor position, so I'll apply after I've submitted a few more.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
22503 Comments


Ross, (in Rob Schneider voice) "you can do it".

AtavanHalen
March 29th 2009
17919 Comments


Alligator for staff. lolestation will follow

Staff and 21st Century Breakdown sound WAY too alikeThis Message Edited On 03.29.09

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
22503 Comments


F**k, you're a cheeky ba$tard DavID.

Liberi Fatali
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
1623 Comments


You don't need to have a huge output to be a staff writer or contributer, just need to find a nice balance between output vs. quality. Even if you've only submitted a few reviews, if they're good enough quality then you'll merit consideration.

Fugue
March 29th 2009
7371 Comments


Whoot Davey for staff

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
22503 Comments


What... I don't need to have a huge output to be a contributor? And here I am writing 2 reviews a week. F**k quality, quantity is where it's at. ;-)
Seriously, I second what Daniel said.

And Ross, I ain't applying for staff until you become contributor*



(* comment can be changed, denounced or spat on at any time in which DaveyBoy sees fit)

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


Well, the reviews I've submitted thus far are (I think anyway) of pretty good quality. Still, prob best to get some more experience before I apply.

OllieS
March 29th 2009
2288 Comments


Yeah I can never understand how people can listen to an album just once and rate/review it straight after

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


Yeh, a review i'm working on I think I've listened to the album at least 20 times now. I'm also incredibly lazy.

xNintendoCorex
March 29th 2009
1269 Comments


i agree, i dont understand how people can process that much information on their first listen.

unless its chris cornell, then its just an automatic F for FREAKIN horrible

Fugue
March 29th 2009
7371 Comments


I give myself a minimum of 6 listens before I review an album, although it is usually more.

Liberi Fatali
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
1623 Comments


I don't think the number of times you listen to an album before reviewing matters too much. Some times I can formulate pretty strong opinions after a couple of listens, with other albums I spend a lot of time trying to grasp the essence of it.

There is no right or wrong answer as to how long you should listen to an album for before submitting a review on it.

xNintendoCorex
March 29th 2009
1269 Comments


i think i write pretty solid reviews, but id love to be able to churn them out quicker. Itd be nice if there was a set forumla on how to write a good review haha

BallsToTheWall
March 29th 2009
52578 Comments


Yeah, generally I write reviews about 3 to 5 spins and a day or two after I listen to it. Some exceptions can be made because i've written a review or two based off of 1 or 2 listens. I don't care.

AliW1993
March 29th 2009
7511 Comments


unless its chris cornell, then its just an automatic F for FREAKIN horrible


Thats exactly what I did on my review! I usually give new stuff about a week to sink in, but I judged that on pretty much my first listen. I've given it a few more spins and it hasn't grown on me one bit. I might apply but I've gt exams soon so meh i dunno.

MassiveAttack
March 29th 2009
2754 Comments


hello contributor! gogogogogoogog

MassiveAttack
March 29th 2009
2754 Comments


balls > all on resume grrr

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


id apply for contributor, but stupid people neg my reviews just because of who I am. While I don't mind when they neg them because the review sucked, they normally just neg without an explanation so I ASSume.

MassiveAttack
March 29th 2009
2754 Comments


I hate you and I don't even know who you are!

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


ditto man, ditto.

rasputin
March 29th 2009
14968 Comments


staff more like wut

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


Rasputin for mod I say.

rasputin
March 29th 2009
14968 Comments


silverfang for shut the fuck up i say

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


Rasputin for Administration I say.

rasputin
March 29th 2009
14968 Comments


okay you got me

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


I know, it's just the highest form of this sites' ranks man, you can't beat that.

BallsToTheWall
March 29th 2009
52578 Comments


Get off Rasputins dick Fang.

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


lol Jeze balls, low fucking blow.

Metalstyles
March 29th 2009
8576 Comments


IDK people say that I write decent reviews, but I think that I should have a bit more experience before I apply.

SeaAnemone
March 29th 2009
21427 Comments


Gar- there's no way I would qualify for this now, I was hoping it would be sometime a little farther in the future. Oh well... maybe next time.

kingsoby1
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
4970 Comments


Seriously guys, if you write well, you should apply... I got contributor status after only like 6 reviews.

mothergoose
March 29th 2009
308 Comments


I'm working on it - I've been here for about a year, this is a new account. I wanted a fresh and clean approach. I hope to contribute quite a bit to the site this year. I'm interviewing a band this weekend, reviewing a new album later this week, and I'm getting a list together of artists/albums to add. Maybe same time next year I'll be able to say "I'm your man."

SeaAnemone
March 29th 2009
21427 Comments


I'll just have to crank out a few (quality) reviews between now and then. I have the new Doves and new Silversun Pickups release in the works... maybe that'll help my chances.

Phantom
March 29th 2009
9010 Comments


I should apply. If I got contributor status it'd spur me on to write more reviews.

BallsToTheWall
March 29th 2009
52578 Comments


Contributing reviewer shouldn't just be about writing reviews. It should be more versatile, like adding albums/bands to database, posting news posts, throw ina njournal or two, and essentially get people into shit.

Phantom
March 29th 2009
9010 Comments


I add bands, albums, news articles, journals....not so much, but only because I don't know how to.

I'll probably leave it 'til the next time round.This Message Edited On 03.29.09

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


I'd love to apply, but all I really do is review and comment in reviews (i do try and keep posts constructive/friendly though, for the most part)

Maybe next time, eh?

Titan50
March 29th 2009
4588 Comments


I'd apply, but I haven't written a single review...

marksellsuswallets
March 29th 2009
4885 Comments


Applied.

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


Best of luck

Wizard
March 29th 2009
20644 Comments


My reviews are not up to par.

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


You kidding me wizard? You got some damn good reviews, I think you should go for Contributor.

marksellsuswallets
March 29th 2009
4885 Comments


Contributor status is not metuhl enough for wiz, maybe if it was Kontributor or something...This Message Edited On 03.29.09

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


lol, oh btw, good luck mark, I hope you get it, you're also a good reviewer.

Electric City
March 29th 2009
15756 Comments


I don't think anyone should be discouraged from applying. I haven't read any of Wizard's review, but I know there's a need for "metal" guys.

MattRTS
March 29th 2009
136 Comments


I would apply but I suck at reviewing and don't review enough. I do add quite a bit of albums, bands, & news though.

MassiveAttack
March 29th 2009
2754 Comments


get off Rasputins vagina.

Essence
March 29th 2009
6831 Comments


Out?

Athom
Emeritus
March 29th 2009
17249 Comments


just threw my hat into the ring.

MassiveAttack
March 29th 2009
2754 Comments


There are many hats friend.

Altmer
March 29th 2009
5715 Comments


Posted.

SCREAM!
March 29th 2009
15755 Comments


THORS FOR STAFF! CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!

Phantom
March 29th 2009
9010 Comments


I know this one has only just started up...but can anyone tell me know when the next opening will be coming up, because I think I'll try and up my output/improve my writing and apply then.This Message Edited On 03.29.09

DoctorNurse
March 29th 2009
475 Comments


^^^Ditto man

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


lol i've never even posted news before...

KILL
March 29th 2009
81611 Comments


thats the whole point you noob!

Si1v3RfaNg
March 29th 2009
823 Comments


i know, i was using sarcasm...

KILL
March 29th 2009
81611 Comments


no you werent why lie no need

SKUDstorm
March 29th 2009
136 Comments


can i have emeritus under my name just because it looks cool?

Waior
March 29th 2009
11778 Comments


I'm inactive, and boring. But you know, asides from that...

Good luck to those aspiring.

Chewie
March 29th 2009
4544 Comments


when will there be the next opportunity to apply?

Willie
Moderator
March 29th 2009
20690 Comments


I don't want to agree with willfellmarsy but this would be nice:

maybe we can bring back the my discussions tab so the site is worth going on again


gaslightanthem
March 29th 2009
5208 Comments


lol

TheyTookOurJobs
March 30th 2009
1318 Comments


i dont get enough albums anyway....

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 30th 2009
22503 Comments


Promote Kane to being a mod so he can ban himself!

Waior
March 30th 2009
11778 Comments


Can I suggest somebody who probably won't want the position?

Roofi. Srsly.

xNintendoCorex
March 30th 2009
1269 Comments


maybe we can bring back the my discussions tab so the site is worth going on again


why was it removed in the first place?
....worst decision really

xNintendoCorex
March 30th 2009
1269 Comments


what, so having easy access to your last posts on whats basically a forum is a bad thing?

oh right i see now.




Liberi Fatali
Emeritus
March 30th 2009
1623 Comments


all it would show was fucking shit you commented on like 3 years ago it was retarded

A more helpful comment would be to suggest to Jeremy that if he brings back the My Discussions tab, that he code it so that it only shows discussions that you have commented on in the last 2 weeks or something.

xNintendoCorex
March 30th 2009
1269 Comments


zingggg

taylormemer
March 30th 2009
4964 Comments


more helpful comment would be to suggest to Jeremy

Expecting Chan to submit a helpful comment is like expecting cheese not to go mouldy.

karina
March 30th 2009
165 Comments


sputnikmusic needs more classical reviews

Liberi Fatali
Emeritus
March 30th 2009
1623 Comments


It needs more reviews for every genre, so lets all hop to it.

taylormemer
March 30th 2009
4964 Comments


sputnikmusic needs more classical reviews

I see what you did there.

KILL
March 30th 2009
81611 Comments


probs best news so far this day



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