Webcomic Destroys Aiden

2008-08-09 by Electric City | 39 Comments
Explosm.net, famous for the "Cyanide and Happiness" webcomic series, posted a long article today with thoughts on popular Victory Records band Aiden. Here are some snippets from the article:

"I may sneer at some of the more hack acts out there, but rare is a band so hatefully woeful that they make me want to hack off my ears with plastic spoons and feed them to a gaggle of rabid ducks."

"If Robert Smith took a shit, then picked off some of his pubes, combed them and put them on it, it'd look like Wil."

and my personal favorite, "If you see or hear anyone endorsing this kind of crap then do them a favour- slice off their ears with a broken Slayer CD and set them on fire. These kids need to stop being exposed to this kind of inane vomit before their brains turn into sawdust."

read the whole thing here:

[url]http://explosm.net/articles/35868/#evenmore[/url]

Tagged: Aiden

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Duderino
August 10th 2008
830 Comments


It would only be news if someone on the internet actually thought they were good

SynGates
August 10th 2008
2467 Comments


lol. I hate Aiden, so yeah otherwise that's lame.

Jimmy
August 10th 2008
737 Comments


I don't care about this person's opinions.

The_Flash!!!!
August 10th 2008
93 Comments


Fucking classic man.

hahahahaha

brandtweathers
August 10th 2008
2006 Comments



very maddoxThis Message Edited On 08.09.08

username345
August 10th 2008
594 Comments


Cyanide and Happiness sucks


Not true.

drenzium
August 10th 2008
63 Comments


Their picture makes me lol hard.

I also cant help but be annoyed at the irony of giving them public attention with an article that says they shouldn't have have public attention.

Yazz_Flute
August 10th 2008
19179 Comments


cyanide and happiness rules fuck you guys

sharks vagina lolwut

TheStarclassicTreatment
August 10th 2008
2910 Comments


He may have well sing: "And then she died n' shit"

I Lol'd so hard.

Amputee
August 10th 2008
207 Comments


Cyanide and Happiness sucks

I used to like it... a year ago

SnackaryBinx
August 10th 2008
2309 Comments


Too bad they're still suffering from a case of bloaty bassist syndrome. He's not exactly Pete Wentz, is he? Although I suppose he has an upper on Wentz in that he doesn't have Downs syndrome.


lol'd hard.

kattunlover69
August 10th 2008
1194 Comments


completely worth the read

PigDestroyer89
August 10th 2008
669 Comments


Lots of great one liners...."the fattest skeleton I have ever seen" LMAO

VicariousIntent
August 10th 2008
1650 Comments


Cyanide and Happiness is so good, and this article is just perfect. Must be mass posted across the internet so everyone can understand that AIDEN SUCK.This Message Edited On 08.09.08

brandtweathers
August 10th 2008
2006 Comments


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
better

Electric City
August 10th 2008
15756 Comments


in no way shape or form

Jim
August 10th 2008
5110 Comments


wil francis from aiden drinks HUMANADE

botb
August 10th 2008
19934 Comments


hilarious.

AmericnZero02
August 10th 2008
3965 Comments


Way to really go out on a limb Explosm.com

br3ad_man
August 10th 2008
2126 Comments


Obviously Aiden is woeful but I couldn't even finish that article. What a pointless, unfunny piece of writing.

astrel
August 10th 2008
2615 Comments


Aiden sucks but Cyanide and Happiness is on the lower end of the totem pole when it comes to webcomics as well.

McP3000
August 10th 2008
4121 Comments


C&H had some good stuff back in the day

OllieS
August 10th 2008
2288 Comments


God their singer is horrible.

ataraxia01
August 10th 2008
215 Comments


i love explosm. this is the worst band ever. ever. fuck them with a million cocks.

Serpento
August 10th 2008
2351 Comments


c&h has its moments, but pbf is where it's at

VikkiH
August 10th 2008
248 Comments


I've heard about this site.. Apparently it's supposed to be funny.

I really need to slap my friend for lying to me.


Akira
August 10th 2008
328 Comments


Pretty funny read.

P13
August 10th 2008
1327 Comments


black hair + black cloths + pale skin + pentagram = Aiden

???

Polaris
August 10th 2008
246 Comments


Obviously Aiden is woeful but I couldn't even finish that article. What a pointless, unfunny piece of writing.


Seriously, this was almost as bad as Cyanide and Happiness.

itachi1452
August 10th 2008
366 Comments


that was uncalled for
only questionable content has to right to mock bands like aiden, cyanide and happiness has not earned the right to mock music yet

Photon
August 11th 2008
1308 Comments


i haven't heard of this band before ..checked out some songs ....these guys suck .....this band should be banned from making music

icaught fire444
August 11th 2008
622 Comments


I can't take anyone's critisism seriously on anything if they use phrases like cutting off ears with broken cds, even if I don't like the band.

I always thought these guys were a My Chemical Romance rip off so I never gave them a chance till a couple weeks ago. Man was I wrong. They're still not that great though.

PuddleSwimmer
August 11th 2008
1457 Comments


"Your eyes went cold and all." Seriously, what the fuck? Wil might as well throw a line like "and then you died n' sh!t"



I seriously spewed from my nose reading that. Five starsThis Message Edited On 08.11.08

xmOBSCENEx
November 11th 2008
122 Comments


i think aiden is pretty good and to say stupid crap like that
just proves how ignorant the people at Explosm are


Mickeymau5
August 29th 2012
1614 Comments


lol

Tyler.
August 29th 2012
19035 Comments


lol 2008 it's like 7 years later now

KILL
August 29th 2012
81611 Comments


hahah mobscene damn i remember that bitch

someguest
August 29th 2012
30522 Comments


mobscene looks like a cool guy though KILL

bet he jams hard

KILL
August 29th 2012
81611 Comments


he left the site like a bitch cos everyone hated on his gay ass



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