Miley Cyrus: The Face Of Condoms

2008-07-29 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 31 Comments
Superstar actress and wet t-shirt model Miley Cyrus may become the next face of the LifeStyles Condoms line.

The company has offered $1,000,000 to the soon-to-be ex-star of the Hannah Montana series to be their spokesperson for young people:

Quote:
Originally Posted by LifeStyles
With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the US, LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don't become just more statistics. As one of the leading condom makers in the country, LifeStyles is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the new company spokesperson to appeal to the younger demographic that is in need the most.
Taco Bell has been sued by a grossly offended 50 Cent after offering the rapper $10,000 to change his name to 79 Cent for an upcoming promotion.

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Burn2Burn
July 29th 2008
2374 Comments


I could teach her a thing or two about condoms. Just sayin'

Riziger
July 29th 2008
316 Comments


Interesting...?

The last part of the article seems so out of place. About 50 cent.

Electric City
July 29th 2008
15756 Comments


brilliant.

FlawedPerfection
Emeritus
July 29th 2008
2807 Comments


what

Alien Six
July 29th 2008
92 Comments


I feel so bad for this girl. She's going to be crazy by the time she's 18.

Hey at least she'll avoind pregnancy and std's.

robbyxrawks1
July 29th 2008
14 Comments


Superstar actress and wet t-shirt model Miley Cyrus


Lmfao

DaveSavesTheDay
July 29th 2008
4 Comments


you so changed my article..

Akira
July 29th 2008
328 Comments


This is so wrong, lol. She's 15!

I think we can chalk her up as another girl who is going to be completely ruined by celebrity.

Murmur
July 29th 2008
69 Comments


This is seriously messed up

flamethisuser
July 29th 2008
395 Comments


ok, i thought something entirely different was meant by the title. still pretty fucked up tho.

Doppelganger
July 29th 2008
3124 Comments


This is seriously awesome.

Chewie
July 29th 2008
4544 Comments


well that little cunt is destroying the minds of teenagers everywhere, so the faster and harder she falls from grace, the better.

Chewie
July 29th 2008
4544 Comments


*Next news article: Jonas Brothers Endorse Dildo Company*

Thor
July 29th 2008
10384 Comments


her father must be so proud

Poet
July 29th 2008
6156 Comments


lol he probably is. More money to squander since his career never took off after the amazing song Achy Breaky Heart.

ant4tbc
July 29th 2008
373 Comments


SCHWIIIING!!!

charlesfishtitz
July 29th 2008
783 Comments


nice

TheStarclassicTreatment
July 30th 2008
2910 Comments


I'm getting a raaaaging clue rite now.

Polaris
July 30th 2008
246 Comments


well that little cunt is destroying the minds of teenagers everywhere, so the faster and harder she falls from grace, the better.


Are you bitter?

Chewie
July 30th 2008
4544 Comments


why yes I am.

Yazz_Flute
July 30th 2008
19174 Comments


faster and harder


:naughty:

AggravatedYeti
July 30th 2008
7683 Comments


hahahaha

BlindWriting
July 30th 2008
103 Comments


I really can't imagine why everyone is saying this is "wrong" and "messed up". Out of all this girl's offending acts (like claiming to be a credible musical artist), this seems like she's actually using her "celebrity" for something good. Isn't it a good thing that she's promoting contraception to her undoubtedly and increasingly horny preteen to teen fanbase?

SHOOTME
July 30th 2008
2393 Comments


totally expected something along these lines.

backinhindsight
July 30th 2008
198 Comments


"A Cyrus rep says the camp hasn't gotten an official offer, but even if they did, it's something they'd never consider."
-AOL

encmetalhead
July 30th 2008
744 Comments


So this news post as an album rating of a 3? WTF?!?!

willfellmarsy
July 30th 2008
3847 Comments


i'd think with her newest album title condoms would want to find a spokesperson who would use them the way the warning encourages to...

WhiteLocust
July 30th 2008
37 Comments


It's going to be one hell of a corn harvest

foreverendeared
July 31st 2008
14745 Comments


I'm getting a raaaaging clue rite now.

haha hilarious south park reference. you win

Wizard
July 31st 2008
20629 Comments


Jezuz, God, Oh no, God, what the fuck is wrong with this earth. Hopefully when shes older, I'm her first!

emogangstascotty
July 31st 2008
472 Comments


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