Manowar Condoms On Sale Now!

2007-12-17 by Tyler EMERITUS | 26 Comments
Blabbermouth reports that Manowar’s official “Warrior’s Shield” condom has gone on sale as of December 17th.

The product description is as follows:
Quote:
MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

This special "Warrior's Shield" is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in color. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom.

The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.
The condoms can be purchased exclusively at the band’s official Kingdom of Steel web-store.

http://store.magiccirclemusic.com/page/2/Manowar

Tagged: Manowar

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Tyler
Emeritus
December 18th 2007
7927 Comments


I was going to do a more original re-write but this speaks for itself. Now you can hold your hammers high AND fight STIs.

Poet
December 18th 2007
6156 Comments


LOL wow.

I guess it's not Manowar but Man At War.

I wonder if they come with swords and axes.

BallsToTheWall
December 18th 2007
52578 Comments


That's awesome. I might have to order some.

Oblivioncry
December 18th 2007
602 Comments


HAHAHAHHAHAHA HA
AHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA*HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHA



HAHAHAHHAHA













HJAHHAHAHA

Oblivioncry
December 18th 2007
602 Comments


oh my god.

best. news. EVER !!!

Tyler
Emeritus
December 18th 2007
7927 Comments


death to false pregnancies

masscows
December 18th 2007
2230 Comments


AWESOME

Steerpike
December 18th 2007
1861 Comments


So many phallic jokes... flying into... brain... Can't breathe... laughing... Must... talk like this...This Message Edited On 12.17.07

VicariousIntent
December 18th 2007
1650 Comments


Finally, condoms as metal and badass as their users.


"Now you can not only say **** The World, you can do it as well."

I must have laughed for 5 minutes straight at this lmao

MrKite
December 18th 2007
5020 Comments


I might have to order some.

Bring on numerous jokes.

Tyler
Emeritus
December 18th 2007
7927 Comments


yeah Steerpike there were too many easy opportunities with this, I ended up just posting it as is. I couldn't decide on what puns to make.

botb
December 18th 2007
19843 Comments


that is incredible. ahahaha.

Wizard
December 18th 2007
20629 Comments


These condoms probably have a band of spikes around it! Or they are made out of leather!

Oblivioncry
December 18th 2007
602 Comments


Tested by Manowar!

omfg, after an hour this is still hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHA


blackened07
December 18th 2007
949 Comments


I'm getting some.

Poet
December 18th 2007
6156 Comments


I just read this again and


All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's.


LMFAO!!!!!

I wondered what it was like that day in the FDA approval office when those came up.

south_of_heaven 11
December 18th 2007
5618 Comments


[qoute]yeah Steerpike there were too many easy opportunities with this, I ended up just posting it as is. I couldn't decide on what puns to make.[/quote]

So fucking true.

I'd buy these just to say I have MANOWAR condems.This Message Edited On 12.17.07

Kiran
Emeritus
December 18th 2007
6134 Comments


As snug as Manowar's leather pants.

SylentEcho
December 18th 2007
1606 Comments


I hope these things dont have a picture of Eric Adams' face on the head of the condom. :lol:

Zmev
December 18th 2007
983 Comments


Ordered these.

ValiumMan
December 18th 2007
493 Comments


Manowar are the funniest band in the world. I have no idea whether they themselves realize how ridiculous they are, but they never fail to make me laugh.
Warrior's Shield... that's classic!

TheStarclassicTreatment
December 18th 2007
2910 Comments


These condoms are soo badass that they're made of steel Bitch!

any14doomsday
December 18th 2007
681 Comments


My girlfriend is gonna love these.

Mirror.Circuit
December 18th 2007
223 Comments


Who else noticed the little faux velvet pouch they come in?
This is the best idea ever.

Confessed2005
December 19th 2007
7755 Comments


lol this is a really amusing idea. Pretty cool actually.

EPurpl3
December 4th 2008
9 Comments


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


one more reason to love this band ^^



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