Awaiting Coke's reply to this news hahahaha!

Anything to stop him from jocking protest the hero.

You need a new synonym for "jocking". And jokes that are funny. And a relevant, on-topic post.

On topic: Is this just some "lol use the arabian scale lol we dont know the basic difference between Sumerian and Egyptian mythology. lol" shit?

Thats what I was waiting for Coke^^^. I thought you would enjoy this seeing as you wrote a lol review for their new album (however the fuck you say that name hahaha). By the way, did you photoshop the new PTH album cover for your avatar?

Karl's guitar is ridiculous, and they are both pretty sloppy.

kind of an interesting lesson, they're not awful guitarists but Nile still sucks.

This totally failed to get me stoked for anything.

Just watched this and wow, they're totally asking to be made fun of.

Ok, that was ridiculously hilarious.

The interviews were even funnier, with his horrible sounding fretless and him constantly goin YEAH! YEAH WE MAKE METAL! YEAH EGYPT UHGH YEAH

has anyone seen their Betcha Can't Play This on Guitar World's website? It went kinda like this:

"Hi, I'm Dallas Toller-Wade, and I bet you can't crank the gain up to 11 and shred aimlessly as fast as you can"

i don't really have anything against nile though, all that stuff about whispering in the ears of the blessed dead cracks me up

That sounded awful and is hardly news at all.

and I bet you can't crank the gain up to 11

I really like Nile, but that kind of sucked. hey were both really sloppy.

i don't really talk like that, the_wizard! i like neurosis! i'm edgy too! please like me! you holier-than-thou ass hat.This Message Edited On 12.12.07

That was such a joke.

Is it just me or could Karl Sanders be easily mistaked for a retard?

I hate how they separated it into like, 20 obnoxious sections that all have to be buffered separately.

In response to Chimera, I bet people ask the drummer and bassist if he's their "Pet Guitarist"

Alright Nile! woot! That was interesting, I love hearing inside stuff on bands, shows more of there personality. The lead singer is a way better talker when explaining things.

I'm not really a big fan of Nile but some of their stuff prior to Ityphallic(?) was pretty cool.

ugh listen to the guitar sound... sure it's brutal, but is it clear? no. the uber dropped tuning doesn't help either.

i loved Annihilation of the Wicked though!

Interesting...

Not very familar with Nile. Decent use of drop A tuning compared to other bands.

[quote=]Is it just me or could Karl Sanders be easily mistaked for a retard?[/quote]

I can see what you mean :D but I doubt it.

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I have no clue what the dude on the left was trying to explain using a pedal. Connects to his computer or something, I dont get what it does.