I don't know if "sensation" works anymore.

song titles really read like a rapist's buzz-phrase book..

My body is not ready

Well.

Starbucks Trap

more cringey wank shite

can't she break into 'the movies' or something already, she needs a new hobby/hubby/whatever

just in time for the "pumpkin spice" audience, no less

fuck off

I can answer that: no.

It's been years since I've seen the sun.

Ever since we sent our Taylor Swift merchandise into space and blotted out our source of light and warmth, Earth has been plunged into a state of enternal winter. Every so often, you'll see a cd fall from orbit but the Taylor Swift Protection Agency disposes of these objects with the utmost care.

I miss it. I miss the bright blue skies. I miss wearing shorts instead of my usual parka. The children growing up in post-apocaswiftic times. I pity and envy them. For they know not of Taylor Swift's...

Reputation.

visit my page for your local butcher's take on taylor swift ratings..

@butcherboy delightful

skirting close to a ratings wipe there butcher, I give you 20 minutes before Sowing reads this thread, hurry...

so if i add some variation into the poor ratings, I'm safe?

write a 0.5 review when the new lp drops for the sole purpose of derailing sowing's inevitable 5 rating one-man circlejerk review agreed butcher

can i do .5 ratings? doesn't show up on my spread..

can only do it for reviews or if you ask the peeps up in olympus, I did the former when I did that Beach Boys review. I think you have to go to the edits and change it when you post the review though.

Her last track was pretty solid. I didn't even get a boner listening to this one. It's shit. I hope she goes back to making solid cheesy country pop at some point.

In what world is that a trap beat?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand she's jumped the shark.

Kinda sounds like Fall Out Boy

Kinda sounds like No Label 2 era Migos

the beat is fun you weenies

No.

'T-Swizzle'???

I do love the actual song but I don't know how to feel about the rapping... it sounds a little culturally insensitive to say the least

embarrassing rich white girl trap, we all called it and now it's happening

@NessieKV - there's an early form of rapping found in the ottoman empire, where men would routinely challenge each other's honour by reciting rapidfire limericks in front of a crowd..

i'm save all my wrapping for christmas time personally.. christmas also being quite culturally insensitive..

Good song! :D

It's a bit better than the last one but this whole "dark" Taylor thing just seems so forced and not believable.

Better than the last track at least.

Haven't listened to anything, but from what I'm gathering, it seems like Taylor has gone from average pop star level to Justin Bieber...what happened?

As a song it's better than LWYMMD but that's a bar that's someone dropped on the ground

she's so desperate and pathetic to remain relevant. sounds like a blood on the dancefloor track or something

sorry the musically interesting Taylor Swift can't come to the phone right now. Why, oh, cause she's dead.

It's cuz she's a snek now bro

She was always just a pawn for the record execs, shitty pop country is out, shittier white girl trap is in

I broke down and listened to the first minute and a half of LWYMMD, which was all I needed. Taylor should go back to charm school, because that's something the song has a severe lack of.

better than the first single. Sad that the catchy pop choruses have disappeared, though this new single is decent.

why does the intro sound like "i'm in it" from yeezus

this is why the terrorists hate us

why does the intro sound like "i'm in it" from yeezus

No. [3]

I would be in favor of Swift in that bondage outfit all the time.

@butcherboy Ohh how interesting! Will Google some more info on that. Still though, this sounds closer to contemporary rapping influences to my amateur ears

maybe she can get one of those cheap t-shirts with his mom on it to wear to the family reunion

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOUUUUUU

The verse and chorus sound like two different songs. Lyrics are shit. Sounds indistinguishable from a Kanye beat at first. 10/10 AOTY

suck my foldy holds

lick my terryflaps

Will you 5 this acadman

no, but his tourette's will

@acad: there should be a band called Lick my Terryflaps

if she's in my bed, then maybe.

Don't you sleep on the street?

i'm way too timid and fragile to do that

And you think you can handle the new Taylor Swift? She's hard now.

This is wayyyyyyyy worse than the last one

I'm hard now too

Glad I clicked, this thread is hilarious

It's better than her first single!

"it seems like Taylor has gone from average pop star level to Justin Bieber"

Bieber hasn't been this bad since like 2012.

bieber was never this bad

only a canadian would defend that fucko

Bieber is average now at his very very utmost best

i like girls that have more curves anyway

chorus is great, should have been used on a better song

Thanks, but no thanks.

yes queen slaaaaaaaay

No

Yep sucks hard, what a turd

atrocious

is it about her ex boyfriend?

so bad rip

Song is fine

Well that was utterly detestable.

Taylor Swift is the only true artist left in the world

This is utter shit

Like the fuzzy parts with the heavy beat but god her voice and lyrics don't work with it. Her trying to act tough is reaaaally not working out, especially when the chorus is so breathtakingly generic.

lmao, is this the song where theres a part where she says "the old taylor cant come to the phone right now...oh, why? shes dead." shes like a 13 year old girl trying to be edgy.

sucks

badbadnotgood

Adolfchrist "lmao, is this the song where theres a part where she says "the old taylor cant come to the phone right now...oh, why? shes dead." shes like a 13 year old girl trying to be edgy."

Wahou... these lyrics truly exist !?! And this woman is... paid ? I mean, she is given money for what she does ? She doesn't struggle to make a living ?

pretty sure this woman has no soul. I like some of her songs, but she just seems soooo fake.

this album will be terrible.
This new edgy Taylor doesn't fit well. I loved 1989, saw the last show of the whole tour and thought it was awesome.

"i dont even care what u think"
*writes an album about what u think*

I'd like this if it had a chorus that actually sounded like it was part of the song.

yes queen slaaaaaaaay

how long until shes a meth whore

Depends on how being a meth whore tests with audiences.

normally I'd give the benefit of the doubt because well, lead singles are normally shitty but flashy

well, this is shitty too!

"just in time for the "pumpkin spice" audience, no less"

ahahahahahaha

this is a tragedy

Guys, go and listen to good artists. not this.

Can't wait for her Blackened Death Metal album after this.

This flat assed bitch only appeals to prepubescent girls with "boyfriend" issues

Lol wtf, the fake ass bitch somehow manages to get worse, at least with her earlier stuff you could say it was somewhat catchy, this is just plain awful and a complete mess.

nothing riles up the edgelords like a taylor swift song, apparently.

I used to avoid anything T Swift but now I find myself listening out of some morbid curiosity to see how bad it gets.

So I guess this means her new direction is working?

I did the same. She wins no matter what.

"I used to avoid anything T Swift but now I find myself listening out of some morbid curiosity to see how bad it gets."

I listen to this shit to re-enforce the fact that carly rae slays her

Well...at least she's not offensively bad yet.

wow, that was way worse than I thought it would be. If the singles are any indication, this could possibly be her worst album by far.

JayEnder you are such an idiot. JayEnd yourself pls

No.

1989 was a great album but why is taylor trying so hard this era... she doesn't need to do all that

Can someone please post the new Architects song on the news feed instead of this stupid Tshit bs.

why dont you do it

i tried to post a new song before, didn't work must have gotten denied

fuckin brutal..unlistenable

I'm feeling strong to decent Trash on this one trans....
ition.

I like how the bass doesn't even bang

"I'm feeling strong to decent Trash on this one trans....
ition."

i hope it's an album he 1's

Aight sowing, tell me how this will be a 5 album.

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