more like shreckoning amirite

my lappy has a virus or something and doesn't like playing youtube vids anymore, so I (sadly) can't watch this vid. Poor poor me.

This is so bad, even Yak probably doesn't like it.

oh what hell is this?

I want to start a black metal band called Blood on the Danse Fjord.

Why do news articles like this even get made? The response is always going to be negative. It's like we're making them as a joke

^Your grasp of the obvious is astounding

"Why do news articles like this even get made? The response is always going to be negative. It's like we're making them as a joke"

Problem?

i'm just sayin' there's tons of legitimate artists that are probably doing new shit every day and here we are griping over BotDF

you know what IDC it's admittedly hilarious

Yeah, everyone bitches about how much they suck yet you're only making them bigger and bigger by posting their songs..

"The androgynous self-proclaimed "Master of Death" Dahvie Vanity"
This had me on the floor.

"Yeah, everyone bitches about how much they suck yet you're only making them bigger and bigger by posting their songs.."

it's painfully obvious the OP is taking the piss, sorry to spoil it

At least, Javy Von Monroe's rapping part was tolerable.

"This is so bad, even Yak probably doesn't like it."

what does this even mean

exactly

hey ars heard you were talkin shit like i wouldn't know

Actually, I don't hate this.

Also, Kerry Louise as in the pornstar?

Thought this was going to be about them getting arrested.

This is oddly not bad. Chorus sounds really familiar though, I swear I've heard it somewhere before.

Well, tbh, it is pretty simple, generic melody, but it is executed well.

do people listen to this band because they're good or because they're funny

I thought the only people that actually listen to this band listen to it because they want to get molested by them.

They have been around long enough that their first batch of fans are probs too old for it now.

jesus fuck

this is really good.

@Yak: ;)

Hide yo kids

There is a 1000 percent chance that Dahvie tried to molest the chick in the video. Would be higher but she isn't 15

Insert "obligatory comment about how bad this is"

Omggggg XD is this available at my local hit topic yet?!? Pleeze pleeze

"I thought the only people that actually listen to this band listen to it because they want to get molested by them."

-the great Q

i think everybody secretly likes these guys

"Why do news articles like this even get made? The response is always going to be negative. It's like we're making them as a joke"

so if a band doesn't appeal to some people, they should be ignored?

I believe in reading

I really don't understand how someone can like this it's freaking me out

OK I actually watched this now and this whole thing is ridiculously hilarious. I don't think that was the intention but this cheered me up quite a bit. 1/5 but it's so bad it's funny.

"I thought the only people that actually listen to this band listen to it because they want to get molested by them."

my fucking sides

im just waiting for the less sucky member of BOTDF to release his own solo work for this project.

The other member's rap part was the only not-awful part of this.

The good news is that their fanbase turns 18 next year! So they finally won't be pedophiles! Just in time to merge their AA groups with their AARP discounts!

yeah except that's not how pedophiles work :3

I actually enjoy the other guy's vocals. Otherwise, fuck this trash.

watch 2 seconds of it before giving up.

Seriously how does any human tolerate this garbage

While not liking it myself, I can understand why people listen to stuff like Justin Bieber or Usher. But this shit is just objectively bad in virtually any way possible. I just don't get it..